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PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria should remove Subsidy now. Saudi Arabia & UAE have dropped Subsidy by tswitch: 10:34am On Jan 08, 2016
When a globally celebrated and accomplished economist was part of the team that told Nigerians it was time to do the same, some r◇tarded carcasses matched to Freedom Park in Ojota to show the learned and international community their folly.

A wasted opportunity to totally diversify the Nigerian economy and make it bigger than it's 2015 status of the biggest economy in Africa.

Now the zombies are back in power cheered on by their gullible supporters here to finally waste the nation they had no part in building.

The portions of all enemies of Nigeria in the Lake of Fire await them!
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe Islam Is A Religion Of Love Or Hate? by tswitch: 7:58am On Jan 07, 2016
kennyfela:
you don't understand , Islam is just a word that stand for ONE GOD, like our the Christians Arab call GOD , ALLAH, the saddest thing is the west produce the weapon and stupid terrorist use it to kill innocent people but the unbelievable SATs shows they have killed more Muslims , is very sad.
The rest of us (the world) really don't care if Muslim kill more of themselves.
They should leave others out in their quest for ruin and terror!
Like we would give 2 cents if 9/11 had happened in KSA or the London train bombing in Iran.
All these statistics are cooked up to cover up the atrocities of monsters who enjoy "sharing blood".

Oh one more thing, in all the 99 names of Allah, Yaweh or Jehovah are not there so don't go comparing beings with absolutely nothing in common abi Allah born Jesus?
You see the point?
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe Islam Is A Religion Of Love Or Hate? by tswitch: 8:49pm On Jan 06, 2016
kennyfela:
No not Islam but Some Muslims....Islam means believing in one GOD, so plz stop mixing both, these is even a mistake by Muslim cause believing in one GOD came before the religion stated
Are Muslims no longer Islamic?
Your febble attempt of an excuse just helps to buttress the truth.
The fundamentals of the teachings of Islam and it's over glorified prophet is hate and strive.
With all my decades on earth and years perusing world history I am still searching for a Buddhist or Hindus terror movement as recent development and ancient history has shown.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Believe Islam Is A Religion Of Love Or Hate? by tswitch: 7:04pm On Jan 06, 2016
Islam from time memorial breeds terror,violence and wanton destruction. Is that a characteristic of love or hate? Over to you OP.
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Of APC Winning Rivers State Governorship Rerun by tswitch: 9:54pm On Dec 23, 2015
Johnnyessence:
yes i was the one that was saying that change is inevitable in the south-south region. well election in bayelsa state av not been concluded ok. op should pls move it to front page. pdp is dead in this country. pdp is known to shedding innocent blood in this country.
You just showed your intellectual incapacity.
Anyway for argument sake.......fingers crossed.......let time judge.
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Of APC Winning Rivers State Governorship Rerun by tswitch: 9:53pm On Dec 23, 2015
Johnnyessence:
yes i was the one that was saying that change is inevitable in the south-south region. well election in bayelsa state av not been concluded ok. op should pls move it to front page. pdp is dead in this country. pdp is known to shedding innocent blood in this country.
You just showed your intellectual incapacity.
Anyway for argument sake.......fingers crossed.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:52pm On Dec 23, 2015
bayinq25:
There's always time to put one insane Nigerian to the s-word...it's seems you're hurt,well the truth did this not me..
Wow!
The f○○l tried plagiarising.
Incredible!
As if an imbec¡le like you can recognise the truth even when it seats on your empty cranium.
Stop trying to come across as being anywhere near smart,the whole online community can see you are the lowest of the low.
Sc◇mbag!
PoliticsRe: Is It Because It Is Buhari? by tswitch: 10:26pm On Dec 22, 2015
Fantastic piece OP.
If only the hypnotised children of hate will see reason with your write up.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economic Storm - Cramjones by tswitch: 6:01pm On Dec 21, 2015
Freshboi:
I disagree with Cram Jones. With the new focus on solid minerals and Agric, the first few months might be tough... But not the whole year.
Emmm sorry to burst your bubble,THERE ARE BLEAK TIMES AHEAD!

Lets don't go into policies, statistics, economic drives or figures as we can be at it all day and some Bartimeus won't still be convinced.

Quote me same time next year when you fully understand how a directionless government grounds a nation with the biggest economy to a halt.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Bans Credit & Debit Card Use Abroad - B B C by tswitch: 5:54pm On Dec 21, 2015
Negative "change" in action.
Buhari officially succeeding in "operation ground Nigeria".
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 2:47pm On Dec 21, 2015
bayinq25:
dude you're gay..so it took you five days to reply a therapeutic quote?.hahahahahahahahaha...you're damn far from sanity,dafuq you're saying?so it took you five days to couple this thrash together,how the hell are you gonna be employed?smh,you'll never be great,you'll never be rich,you're never gonna be rich,you'll always gnash your brown teeth always,you'll never be counted among successful people,I'm not cursing you...I just saw the bigger picture of your sardonic,pathetic and waste you call a life...you're also gonna loose all your life coz you're legendary in doing so,even on a simple platform like this you can't couple sanity together!you should have been a wasted cum....chai...I'm sure you'll never disclose your name coz it's gonna sound like failure..bitter waste!
You are so lame you don't realise not everyone on NL spend valuable productive time trolling and being a total nuisance like you.
It must be sad enough for you, being a pathetic lowlife scum with absolutely nothing of value in life but the morbid stup¡dity takes the cap!
S¡mpleton!
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Of APC Winning Rivers State Governorship Rerun by tswitch: 10:09pm On Dec 20, 2015
Johnnyessence:
abegi jor wetin u dey yan. it will shock u when dakuku win massively next yr.
Same you that posted APC would win in Bayelsa?
NL is really a funny site.
Where else can one find a nit situated in one dilapidated hut in the outskirts of a local town of the beaten path in the SW trying to come across as smart?
Young man go and "yarn" your rust somewhere else......Nigerian youths are now smarter and ain't buying the poo you have.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:58pm On Dec 20, 2015
bayinq25:
Imagine if this thrash was spilled out from a supposed to be adult,it would have given us a clearer picture of your diminished sagacity but then you're too far from revival,you're a product of a wasted lineage.Your life isn't worthy of emulation because it's in total shambles,difficult to bring the pieces together...you won't make it,trust,you'll just make a very good v¤yeur!I'm 100%sure you're jobless and poor why don't you terminate this waste you call a life?heed to this,you'll appreciate this candid advice later because you're totally worthless and that's why u display imbecility on a daily basis through this platform...die wailing!
Is this you trying to come across as smart or what?
Like seriously!
When you have successfully shown the entire online community you have less than the IQ necessary to sneeze.
In the words of Shakespeare "You are not worth the dust the rude wind blows on your face".
So just do yourself and the entire earth a favour and so yourself in already!
Gosh! How dense can a cranium be?
Ding!
PoliticsRe: Dakuku Peterside Of APC Winning Rivers State Governorship Rerun by tswitch: 2:58pm On Dec 19, 2015
Incoherent gibberish of one who has obviously never crossed the Niger.
TravelRe: Have You Heard Of Kamuku National Park? by tswitch: 10:06pm On Dec 16, 2015
With the present insecurity challenges up north?
No thanks, I will pass!
PoliticsRe: Don't Send Hamper, Pay Salary -ben Bruce by tswitch: 11:59pm On Dec 15, 2015
Hard fact!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 11:56pm On Dec 15, 2015
bayinq25:
Malnourished?so an intellectual midget like you think someone is malnourished?I can't believe this,your quotes shows how jobless you've been,watching highschool movies to couple insults together,dude your life is likened to a snake that passes the top of a rock....void of acmes or success,you can't even phantom a possibility of turning things around,a pathetic miscreant like you sit with mummy's smart phone till you're 40where the carcass of your uneventful life can't be gathered again...I smell failure all through your sardonic and pathetic life,just put yourself outta this misery and take that meaningless life of yours...I think you'll find refute in hell,they'll love you there,brainless mor0n!
Your maniacal tirade is beginning to sound like a broken record.....*yawns*

Try get some purpose of existence cos your abject proverty and obvious frustration with life is so apparent it is almost pitiful.

Well what else would I expect from a psychotic waste of skin?

!diot!
PoliticsRe: See What Putin Said About Minority Muslims In His Country by tswitch: 1:55am On Dec 15, 2015
Putin, always saying it as it is.
Decisive !
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Does Not Have A Photoshoped Foreign-bank Account As SR Claimed by tswitch: 9:59pm On Dec 14, 2015
BERNIMOORE:
Eeh-yah! grin Do i need to be 'so called inteligent to fit in our defination of inteligence? No so keep that to yourself



No! the credit Goes to me Here! Why because i posted an evidence 'where SR were removing and shamelessly editing Buhari promises during campaign from their sites, but Mynd44 removed it from this thread but i have a shutscreen and will post that later*

smart according to your imagination? you must be a joker! i dont need to be

your defination of 'credibility' is not different from that of Lair muhhamed who always tie a corn to his an us and danced unclad i mean naccked in the open market grin

they got no option, sowore was caugh red handed stealing meat from a pot of soup, e joo e kigbe ole ole fun sowoore, why apologising after stealing? leave that matter
countless mistakes they cannot register with CAC because of fear, not because they dont operate in nigeria while reporting nigeria matters but the operate illegally as we speak that just a mistake and many more will come
grin grin oponu akidanidani grin
You have successfully cleared all doubts to how low your reasoning can be.

Now take a hike from my mentions,an improvised mentally challenged wretch like you make your betters look super human.

Arindi ayeraye.
Omo akisa!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:54pm On Dec 14, 2015
bayinq25:
An evidence that you're dyslexic.hahahahahaha..you need to wait for that kid who translate these therapeutic quotes of mine!!!but then people like you Will never be great,you're just always a Viewer,you try to drag people to your frustrated state,well here's good news for you,you're just a quote away from suicide!...hell awaits your crappy soul..I think it's gonna be cold enough for you...can't wait to read from the condemned!
D◇mb retort as expected.

There is really no future for ret@rded cret¡ns like you and I will try to understand why you are pained and want to transfer the frustration of your failed existence on your obvious betters.

Keep on being wretched,someone might notice you and and put you out of the misery you call living like the malnourished rabid dog you are.

Ding!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 2:18pm On Dec 14, 2015
bayinq25:
so you finally stole that 100 naira for subscription to post these jabberings...your hustle is epic,stay away from drugs.you should be seperated from humans and castrated because we don't want one more you in this country..it's gonna be one hell of a deserter..your level of reasoning is myopic to a standstill..your mum is a disgrace...so here's the award of the most wasted nairalander of all time for you...the worst part is that you'll do anything to bring people down to your level and beat them with experience...thanks to nairaland for presenting a platform for frustrated people to open up for therapy!..you'll never be great coz you'll spend your whole life in frustration!!...besides go get a cleaner job or something coz your destiny has been exhausted to one bar...battery low,gay ass!!!!!
You are so daft you don't realise no one is as wretched, jobless and as hopeless as you are to spend all valuable productive time on NL.
Oh by the way, I had actually commented on other threads but decided to respond to my mentions at my convenient downtime.
Seeing you are as unimportant as the "Y" and "O" in "YOU"...... little wonder I took so long in getting to you.
If you are pained,take a dive into the Lagoon.
Imbec¡lic simp!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 6:09pm On Dec 13, 2015
bayinq25:
That's the bigger picture gay,you're never going to be convenient living with humans,the zoo could mean more comfort to animals like you!...once again your mum is a disgrace
This snivelling worm is still on my mentions,with another post of maniacal gibberish typical of the low born demented cukoo.
You have officially won "most dimwitted r¤tard of NL" award.
Contact the administrator for your lobotomy prize.

D○ndee!
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Does Not Have A Photoshoped Foreign-bank Account As SR Claimed by tswitch: 5:55pm On Dec 13, 2015
BERNIMOORE:
[size=14pt]Coded post A1[/size]



Bolded Above in your statement, with evidence established so far WHO IS A SHAMEFUL LIAR HERE? Sahara Reporters Eat his Vomit

[size=14pt]Sahara Reporters Apologizes To The Public Over False Report[/size] https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/675271225061560320

Court Of Appeal Upholds Akpabio's Election https://www.nairaland.com/2795036/court-appeal-upholds-akpabios-election
You obviously are not as intelligent as you are trying to make yourself.
I used the word "consistent". Check a dictionary for the meaning.
If you were anywhere near smart you would have realised, SR's apology and rebuttal adds more credibility to them.
Simply put it takes a credible news outfit to openly publish their mistake.
The question hollow brained persons should answer is-For the past two decades how many mistakes has SR made?
Take your cuckoo posts off my mentions!
CrimeRe: The Chief Of Army Staff Escapes Assassination Attempt In Kaduna by tswitch: 7:57pm On Dec 12, 2015
Just here to read comments.

*learnt this on NL*
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Elections, The Reality by tswitch: 11:24pm On Dec 09, 2015
Hot "sauce" available, who is buying?
Hogwash!
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 11:16pm On Dec 09, 2015
bayinq25:
I think you really need to take a bold switch to sanity...your mum is a waste!...switch?hahahahahahahahaha...what a synonym for frustration!
Yay!
The grovelling wretched being is still here,as deluded and psychotic as ever.
What an embarrassment to creation power.
It is advisable to ask health workers to come perform lobotomy on you to save humanity the misfortune of having you on same planet.

Sc◇m!
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Linked To Bombing Of Aziza And Suntai by tswitch: 11:11pm On Dec 09, 2015
chrisblack:
I laughed when I went through your post.you reminded me of a fellow I used to know a long time ago.he was called Shege dressing.this was a guy who likes amusing him self while think he was special.until he was brought down to reality.I guess something is wrong with your switch that's why your mind suffers from period twitching. I guess you are high on fermented zobo drink.
Pathetic!
What has your f○○lish post got to do with the subject mater under discuss?
How sad is it you cannot justify your earlier stance and misinformation you have earlier posted.
See why I correctly termed you a lowlife?
Now crawl back into the dark cave from hence you came!
Your sorts make us think Nigerian youth are nits.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Linked To Bombing Of Aziza And Suntai by tswitch: 9:29am On Dec 09, 2015
ehissi:
This is the problem with this country; ignorance (or lack of proper education forged out of a vibrant educational system which should be crafted by Educationists and Historians) and easy access to a vibrant and robust Judiciary!!

These are 2 issues with my country Nigeria; not corruption! And this is what politicians will never openly admit because if they do, whatever power they have over the average Nigerian is gone!!

For your information the poster of this topic is obviously one of the many ignorant fellows who were recruited during the last presidential election to create bad press and water down whatever political capital that the PDP, Jonathan or any person linked to the Jonathan adminstration may have and is obviously still on official asisgnment!!

An average Nigerian with a well rounded education would have known that no person by name of Abdulahi aziza was in any heliopter crash with Governor Yakowa!

It was General Owoye Andrew Azazi that died in a helicopter crash on December 15 2012 on a naval base in a bayelsa; he was returning from a funeral of Oronto Douglas's father (Oronto douglas was the special adviser to Jonathan on Documentation, Research and strategy, Oronto douglas himself died april 9th this year), he was in company of Governor Yakowa (a muslim who was recent converted to christianity)!!

General Owoye Azazi, a highly decorated officer of the Nigerian army, a retired 4 star general, he was former GOC (I believe it should be division 1), former chief of army staff, former chief of defence staff, and NSA to President Jonathan at the time of his death!!

Azazi's intelligence framework, as Nigeria's NSA, guided the interception of a large illegal shipment of weapons from the Islamic Republic of Iran which was shipped with the authorisation of iranian intelligence.

He had remarkable influence at the CIA and the moment we lost him; all hope of the Nigerian government co-operating with the USA to fight boko haram went to the grave with him!!

Azazi practically grew up in bayelsa, he is more or less a kin to Jonathan; he was a very vital tool in his adminstration, only a Boko haram sympathist will want to see him go!!

Dasuki is just a mere retired colonel; who didn't even have hope of smelling the corridors of power if not for Azazi's tragic exit!!

Even if Dasuki wanted azazi out, he did not have the resources, manpower nor intelligence framework nor bandwith to make that kind of gameplay against azazi!!

Get your Head right!!
You didn't need to have bothered educating the young fellow.
It is obvious he has a lot of data but NO insight.
I want to peg his gross ineptitude to gullibility but then again we never can tell if he is being paid to write such hogwash.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:23am On Dec 09, 2015
bayinq25:
Dude,stay away from drugs!!so what do you drink?gum?...Ivjfgjifshjoodjvfjifvffehixfjfhkihfregdrhigfhkghcdwiogueriggeuidg......I hope you'll understand this betteryou're the biggest mistake this country made,your father's cums are total waste!!!smh for the "twisted"family
Multiple replies to a post? You must be pained by these home truths.
Good!
That shows there is a glimmer of hope for you yetvsince the truth has made you foam in the mouth.
Pathetic things like you dont even need to have their organs harvested when they finally do themselves in (like you would), all civilisation need to do is cremate the bag of bones you call a body you left behind and pour the ashes down the toilet .......yeah you finally end up with your kind -SH!T
M○ron!
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Linked To Bombing Of Aziza And Suntai by tswitch: 9:17am On Dec 09, 2015
chrisblack:
you see from your likes I guess, you must be related to dasuki and his likes .that's why you are busy defending stupidity. Is the government asking your father to bear the brunt of the investigations. So what's your stress. I implore the govt to verify all leads.all have said is in the public domain. The govt should do its job of verifying all things to come out with the truth. And if you have a problem may be,you should also be ckecked up by the govt.why would a sane person prevent the course of justice.
Now we can all clearly see how morbid stup!dity has riddled your inactive thinking faculty.
Who is asking you not to carry out your investigations?
Do it and draw likely conclusion BEFORE pasting your information on social media, is that too hard to sink into the hollow you have as a cranium?
Or you don't understand "Libel" and "Slander" are legal terms?
You are obviously going rabid if you don't understand the context to which I alluded especially when it is now obvious to any right thinker you have no idea on what you are gibbering about.
It is irritating to say the least when improvished minds with delusions of grandeur mention me in their phoney hallucinations.
Now get off my mentions I don't have time to school ignoble lowlifes!
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Linked To Bombing Of Aziza And Suntai by tswitch: 9:38pm On Dec 08, 2015
chrisblack:
Guy i laid out 3 different points .this is what detective do,I mean real not the amala stuff we have. There is nothing wrong in looking into all angles.mind you two contradicting reports came out during the incident. They said it was a crash.while first repodents were told by people on ground that they saw an explosion in the air.so there is nothing wrong in critically looking in all angles to establish the truth.have a good day
Your ignorance is amazing!
If you know the inkling of the occupation "detective" you would have gotten evidence,a conviction and possibly and arrest before coming up and stating unsubstantiated info.
Now do us both a favour and get off my mentions,only uninformed foolhardly persons do shabby "investigative journalism" on an unsecure social media site.
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa: Military Rigging For Apc In Southern Ijaw – Pdp by tswitch: 9:30pm On Dec 08, 2015
bayinq25:
I had to post gibberish to attain better communication with a miscreant like you!...yipee...post another gibberish,i'll be here to correct you coz I love animals!
Now the improvished scum talks back at himself in third person.

Unbelievable!

Scientists really need to verify if the fermented kunu in your cranial cavity has evaporated due to inexisting cerebral activities.

PS: By the way try take just an excerpt of your "correction" to the literary section maybe they will have beter luck in educating you.
Things like you give illiteracy a worse repute.

What a lost soul!

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