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[quote author=fearlesschicken post=37050067]The analogy of loving my parents and not believing in their advise is quite silly sorry to say. Yes I love my folks but I don't believe everything they tell me. For christs sake am human and not a robot that would take everything they tell me hook line and sinker.

How are you sure that the bible is the true word of God? If the bible is the true word of God then why the inaccuracies and errors? Isnt God perfect like we believe? [/quote

Give me some of the inaccuracies uve noticed in the Bible. Let's start off from there.

roob:
see d commossion religion is causing everywhere...U PEOPLE SHOULD JUST SHUT UP!!! StOP ALL THESE THEORITICAL BALDADASH... jUST LOVE UR NEIGHBOUR AS U LOVE UR SELF... SIMPLE!

Isn't dat a religion 2?
Can u LOVE ur neighbour without d fear of God??
Where did u get d idea "love ur neighbour as urself" from?

Let me ask u an honest question: will u sleep wit ur sista if conji catch u?
Why won't u?
Some religions do dat, odas don't...
Do u hav a sense of morality...
If yes.... U re a capital religionist...
If no... Then I understand y u re against religion... It HAUNTS u!

To d pure, all thins re pure; but 2 d Fearful, abominable and defiled is nothing pure.

Surely u wish thr were no RAPTURE... I don't care abt ur belief, and I won't try 2 convince u otherwise, but since u hav nothing 2 worry abt... Whether d rapture exists or notan we'll find out..
But its absurd 4 u 2 paint d scriptures d way u jst did, soo myopic and a bit aggresiveLy unpersuasive; 2 me.
" wicked will be taken"
Where did u get dat from??
If d righteous will remain,... Wat wil they be doin in it wen d earth is being destroyed?
Hw abt d 3rd world war, wat role is ISIS and Israel playin in d future turn of events...
Why do u think terrorist organizations re only killing Christians... ?? ISIS, THE Taliban, Boko Haram... And d one yet 2 come.?
Re u up to date with recent happenings in ISRAEL, US, Japan, China etc... Re u aware of d '1 world Tower' on ground Zero, and d islamic minurette??
Wen last did u watch aljazeera, CNN, etc... D Bible hav u read Daniel chapter 2 and tried 2 decipher it?. I won't tell u if I belive in Rapture or Not... My opinion, much like urs, doesn't affect its reality.
Jst try 2 balance ur studies of scriptures with histories, and also, current affairs, am sure if u do this, ur spectrum will be improved.
Cheer!!

dodoniyi:
(B) If you were born on a TUESDAY:

• You are very active, lively and have a vivacious demeanor. You have warrior-like qualities.
• You are brave and serious in your work, and will always have people to help you out.
• You worry a lot and the more you worry, the more problems you attract in your life. You should learn to let go and relax; and lead a hassle free life. Simplify your living and life will become more endearing.
• You are overtly materialistic. Though your taste in material possessions is quite good, but sometimes you overindulge and end up buying more things than you need—be it clothes or anything else. You should learn to save money.
• Though you ask other’s opinions a lot, you eventually do what you think is right. So instead of asking around too much, spend time thinking on your own and weighing the pros and cons on your own accord because in the end, you will take your own decision.
• You are very straight-forward, and often do not think before you speak. This results in many people ending up in misunderstanding you.
• You are hardworking but also very sensitive which makes you somewhat difficult to deal with.

SOURCE: http://www.dayofbirth.net/leftlinkmain.php?day=tue#.VUidWFVViko

Damn... True!!
Except 4 some factors

Bekwarra:
My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.

When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.

The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.

Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.

What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying

"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".

After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.

The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice

"What do you think you want to do??"

He replied me

"You heard what the pastor said brother".

I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said

"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"

and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with

"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".

He was shocked.

One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.

My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher

"Please don't even try to follow me".

He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home.

Laughs like an Egyptian mummy

Beautiful

[quote author=asadike post=30116908]Is he d keeper of d gates of hell?[/quote

Lols...
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Naturally, I hav a disposition 2 be taken 4 granted.
Pple easily look dwn on me, easily think little of me...
But wen I decide to show my self... They bcom lyk... :oNaturally, I hav a disposition 2 be taken 4 granted.
Pple easily look dwn on me, easily think little of me...
But wen I decide to show my self... They bcom lyk...

Therock5555:
Nairalanders, I would advise us all to be vigilant this election period, I saw the thread on fp where a lady was beheaded and I was mystified, not knowing my own scenario was around the corner, I was browsing jeje inside my room when the parlour door banged open. My elder sis ran in panting, I quickly flunged my phone under bed incase na armed robbers. She was visibly shaking when I went to the parlour. After much persuasion she opened up.

She went on a date and was coming back on a bike, the bike man insisted to take a shorter route which she first disagreed but complied when she couldn't find another. The route they took was a bye pass so it was kinda lonely, suddenly they noticed a black jeep trailing them. The Jeep refused overtaking them, but was right behind them, the bike man thought they knew my sister so he stopped, the Jeep also stopped, he greeted them but no reply, their headlights were just focused on the bike. The bike man greeted for about four times but the people in the Jeep neither answered nor drove off, the mumu bike man wanted to come down and walk towards them but she urged him not to.

Fear gripped the bike man after about three minutes so he kick start his bike and moved, the car followed swiftly, that was when they smelled foul play, she said the bike man that was riding like a camel became formula 1 Lewis Hamilton overnight, the man rode like crazy, what saved them was the bumps on the road, and finally they overtook a trailer which the car could not do easily because the opposite side of the road was not clear.

Naso them escape, nairalanders abeg thanks giving na on Sunday, this no be small matter. This election period is filled with evil.


My advice goes to you all, please let's try to avoid late nights and lonely paths because lots of dangers are lurking around. No be our head dem go use do sacrifice this year. Amen


Cc: Ishilove
Seun

Fp pls, let nairalanders be enlightened.....

It iss well

ghostofsparta:
Yorubaland = YAS

Brs... I no get U!!

menix:
Wat a gr8 man shez got as husband, I blive dey ve got kidz nd d man aint ready to sacrifice d happiness of doz kidz by doin d rite thing.

OR
D man is goin to up his game wivout fear of being caught.

I'll agree wit u. Som men re obviously more Vulnerabl and deeply insecured dan most would readily admit.
Best Case scenario: He's desperatly tryn 2 salvage d Marriage dat has obviously been shaken 2 its foundations.
Worst Case scenario: He's plannin a personal Vendetta...
In any case, Confrontin Him would be FOOLISH and practically INSENSITIVE of u.
Wat u re tryn 2 do is PLACATE d issue, nt AGGRAVATE it.
U shld knw ur man, or any man beta than goin 4 a direct confrontation.
My Opinion: Initiate a 5 *star* APOLOGY PROTOCOL. Dependin on hw mch d marriage means 2 u.
He has 2 blow off d steam inside... And u shld be d one 2 aid him.
And pls... Get rid of ur Ex...

menix:
Wat a gr8 man shez got as husband, I blive dey ve got kidz nd d man aint ready to sacrifice d happiness of doz kidz by doin d rite thing.

OR
D man is goin to up his game wivout fear of being caught.

I'll agree wit u. Som men re obviously more Vulnerabl and deeply insecred dan most would readily admit.
Best Case scenario: He's desperatly tryn 2 salvage d Marriage dat has obviously been shaken 2 its foundations.
Worst Case scenario: He's plannin a personal Vendetta...
In any case, Confrontin Him would be FOOLISH and practically INSENSITIVE of u. U shld knw ur man, or any man beta than goin 4 a direct confrontation.
My Opinion: Initiate a 5 *star* APOLOGY PROTOCOL. Dependin on hw mch d marriage means 2 u.
He has 2 blow off d steam inside... And u shld be d one 2 aid him.
And pls... Get rid of ur Ex...

I like ds..
. Sendin u an e-mail already

Akbee:
Barack Obama is not a true son of Africa cos if he was he wudnt introduce foreign policies which are against the interests of blacks..we supported him during his first n second term presidential bids n he won.Thank goodness he hasn't got a chance anymore..infact,nobody wishes he was there.Americans r dissatisfied with him n so are our people too..black man black heartso they say.
the reason is not far fetched..
1.nigerian government prohibition of gay acts
2.Nigeria's position as the biggest economy in Africa.
3.The inability of the US government to exert influence on Nigeria like before.
4.Nigeria's image has bn tarnished to an extent that outsiders stl believe that nothing good can come out from us..
5.corruption..

if no 1 is reversed the us govt wud likely mk a u turn... HOWEVER,I see that as a blessing in disguise.. this has really tot our leaders a lesson that we shud not put our eggs in one basket.cudnt we av sought for an alternative buyer at the right time?
must we keep exporting crude oil at cheap prizes to other countries n stl buy the refined products at exorbitant prizes while our refineries can handle it..wl local production of petroleum products not provide jobs opportunities for the teeming unemployed masses?

I dnt bliv ds s d issue @ hand. Dos conscious of reputation soon bcom victims of frustration.
No 1 can mak of u, wat u can't mak of urself.
No 1 can value u beyond ur value 4urself.
Lastly... Nobody makes friends wit people dey gain nothn frm.

Vision is everythn...
Relevance is golden.
We re jst beginin 2 witness d repercusion of dinin wit bigger cats...
If we must maintain relevance,... We DESPERATELY need 2 begin focusin on d future...
I learnt even Ghana is cuttin down power purchase 4rm NAIJA. U can't get AHEAD movin wit som1 gOin NoWhr.
NUCLER weapons= Japan
Political power\Military =Russia
Medicine\medi-care= India
Oil= MiDdle East
Technology=China
R& = USA...
We need 2 Identify our Unique Selling Point;
Thn we can build a Competitive Edge
God bless Naija

Pls help a brother... Startin a laptop importation buss... Challenge is shipping. Hw do I ship from America 2 naija?... Already tried myus, graphcard, etc.. And wasted lots of money on buying e-books. Need a reliable info sir. Pls help...pls reply soonest. My e-mail is tosmattym@gmail.com.

Gud day...
Saw ur post...
I am a studnt of futminna and hv bn searchn 4 a biz to do as part time...
Wats d qualification?

Gud day gud pple of naija.
Due 2 ds ASUU stryk, i'll b goin bk home (kaduna) doin nothn...
I am a systems repair and maintenanc engineer and i want to raise money to buy my laptop. Pls if u can help me wth smthn to du (a job either part tym, contract, fulltym, etc) whch i kan du 4 d main tym... Pls help me wth it... I stay @ sabo bt wil 2 wrk anywhr in kaduna... Thx

Fut minna joins d stryk 2dy