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Christianity Etc › Re: Tongue-to-tongue Anointing And Ordination Of A Cherubim And Seraphim Church by TUANKU(m): 5:39pm On Mar 04, 2025
What kind of fvckery is this? shocked
All in the name of religion? Soon they will start cleaning each others dirty pipes and claim it is religious.
TV/Movies › Re: Who Is Your Favourite Journalist in Nigeria (photos) by TUANKU(m): 5:31pm On Mar 04, 2025
Veronica Onuchi TVC News.
Crime › Re: Nafdac’s Mandate: Kizito's Sponsored Putrid Lies And The Truth by TUANKU(m): 5:29pm On Mar 04, 2025
Any person wey him name na Kizito make you fear am cheesy
On a serious note though, anyone who is against what NAFDAC is doing is either a paid agent or involved in the manufacture and distribution of fake drugs.
Crime › Re: Police Extorts ₦260,000 From Nigerian On His Way To Murtala Muhammed Airport by TUANKU(m):
There's enough evidence if the police SINCERELY want to find and prosecute those government licensed criminals aka Police.
This is a clear case of illegal abduction and robbery, i hope the victim makes a lot of noise about this. (Always memorize the number on their dirty black uniform for reference)
Business › Re: Court Orders Daphne Dafinone To Appear For Arraignment In Alleged N100m Fraud by TUANKU(m): 5:23pm On Mar 04, 2025
Nairaland emergency feminists will go missing from this thread.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Martins Imonitie As CEO Of Nigerian Mining Corporation by TUANKU(m): 5:21pm On Mar 04, 2025
kabillion:
Thanks in anticipation. Safe journey home
Thanks bro. Stay safe.
Music/Radio › Re: 'I Have No Regrets!' – Kenyan Lady Praises Burna Boy After Electrifying Concert by TUANKU(m): 5:20pm On Mar 04, 2025
Burna... great entertainer with a great voice.
Crime › Re: See The Online Battle Between EFCC And Yahoo Boys by TUANKU(m): 5:18pm On Mar 04, 2025
No cry when same KFC chicken come for you sha.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Martins Imonitie As CEO Of Nigerian Mining Corporation by TUANKU(m): 5:13pm On Mar 04, 2025
kabillion:
Anything online. No, I am not.
Okay. I will get back to you once i get home between 8-9pm.
Crime › Re: Samuel Onuha And Brothers Arrested For Drugs In Dubai by TUANKU(m): 4:55pm On Mar 04, 2025
As usual...Yoruba and Ibo bigots bickering on this thread like co-wives grin grin grin
Fashion › Re: Visitors Must Squeeze Between Two Nude Models To Enter Art Exhibition. by TUANKU(m): 4:54pm On Mar 04, 2025
LibertyRep:
Is this really necessary?
Highly unnecessary.
Fashion › Re: Visitors Must Squeeze Between Two Nude Models To Enter Art Exhibition. by TUANKU(m): 4:53pm On Mar 04, 2025
cassidy1996:
Weytin b dis?
Na kolo-mental.
Fashion › Re: Visitors Must Squeeze Between Two Nude Models To Enter Art Exhibition. by TUANKU(m): 4:53pm On Mar 04, 2025
Eleme! What kind of fvckery is this? So you go squeeze through while another man gbola dey touch you for nyash? shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Martins Imonitie As CEO Of Nigerian Mining Corporation by TUANKU(m): 4:51pm On Mar 04, 2025
kabillion:
Who ask you to shed this hot tears. Go and write your shit so you meet up with the deadline to avoid problem. I will be here in case you wanna continue with the rendezvous.

You got any gig for me? Need one though
What kind of gig do you need? Are you a dev?
Properties › Re: AY Questions Nigerians’ Cycle Of Selling Lands To Relocate, Then Repurchasing by TUANKU(m): 4:48pm On Mar 04, 2025
AY the muntula, how is that your business? Cho-cho-cho na why dem fvck your wife be this.
Christianity Etc › Re: See, Avengers People Know The World Is Ending. See How They Are Panicking by TUANKU(m): 4:46pm On Mar 04, 2025
OP seems unhinged.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Martins Imonitie As CEO Of Nigerian Mining Corporation by TUANKU(m): 4:42pm On Mar 04, 2025
kabillion:
I have reduced you to one miserably sad line. Next time, pick on your mate. IPOB cannibal
I have better things to do dummy, am writing a Pentest report for a Fintech job i did and also brief for Hackernoon which pays me so why should i leave that and waste time on a "Dan Karuwa" like you? grin
You think am jobless like your miserable self? Akuya! cheesy
Crime › Re: Former Immigration CG, Killed By Kidnappers by TUANKU(m):
Clear case of robbery and murder not kidnapping abeg. To think he was abducted in Area 1 makes you wonder what's the use of all the police and civil defense personnel stationed in that area. shocked shocked shocked
If you know Area 1 you will know that it is surprising that such could occur there with the level of security presence in Garki... but one dummy that has never set foot in Abuja is calling me a kidnapper because i said it is a case of robbery, the man was trailed from the bank where he withdrew money and same money was taken away after he was killed, if that is not robbery then i wonder what it is.
If there was an Olympic event for foolishness plenty gold medalists for full Nairaland walahi. grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Nigerian Pleads Guilty To $3m Romance Scam Targeting Elderly Americans by TUANKU(m): 4:34pm On Mar 04, 2025
$3m and still living as an illegal immigrant? Banza!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Martins Imonitie As CEO Of Nigerian Mining Corporation by TUANKU(m): 4:32pm On Mar 04, 2025
kabillion:
Me? Edit because of a jack like you? Naah! Choke on shit. IPOB
Eternal olodo grin
You should really consider adult education classes you dummy cheesy
Business › Re: Naira Rally Puts Dollar Savers At Risk Of Investment Losses by TUANKU(m): 4:17pm On Mar 04, 2025
I show Aboki BDC this news for Wuse dem dey laugh ...Naira rally indeed. grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Martins Imonitie As CEO Of Nigerian Mining Corporation by TUANKU(m): 4:13pm On Mar 04, 2025
kabillion:
So, it was 'returned' and omitted 'you' that's making foarmin in the mouth. The bottom line is that you got the message quite clear. Not too worry. I will cure your schizophrenia. It is an inherent quality possessed by every half formed and malnourished IPOB.
You tried to edit it but it's still riddled with errors grin ...banza kawaii
E be like Ibo man fvck your Sister,Wife and Malle' na why you get Igbophobia grin
You be eternal fool. Dan Karuwa kobo-kobo grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Lagos Arrests Miscreants Extorting Pedestrians On Oshodi Bridge by TUANKU(m): 4:11pm On Mar 04, 2025
Check well you will find that bigoted Nairaland mod there along with his lapdogs ...Yaro banza!
Crime › Re: Teenager Stabs Friend To Death During Fight In Ogun by TUANKU(m): 4:09pm On Mar 04, 2025
Tominix:
No pictures of the killer, how we go know who we suppose dey avoid
This your comment is funny but true, we need to see his face just in case we come across the monster grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Names Babatunde Ogunjimi As Accountant General Of The Federation by TUANKU(m): 4:05pm On Mar 04, 2025
When Tinubu said he will continue from where Buhari stopped this is what he meant...Paddy-Paddy government. Nigerians must learn a lesson walahi cheesy
Politics › Re: Robbery: Why South South & South East Must Boycott Dangote/mrs Now!! by TUANKU(m): 3:50pm On Mar 04, 2025
Saga16:
Jealousy no go kill these people.

Can any reasonable businessman set up his refinery in SE?

They'll burn it down.
Burn it down? They won't even allow the refinery to be built in the first place. A people with no morals.
Adverts › Re: Policeman Gives Back To Community by TUANKU(m): 3:45pm On Mar 04, 2025
See the state of a classroom in Akwa Ibom state, the state the receives the highest share from the federation account monthly...what a shame, abi we go blame Tinubu for this one too?
Food › Re: My Girlfriend Said That She Use The Whole 10k To Cook This Stew. by TUANKU(m): 2:05pm On Mar 04, 2025
mu2sa2:
The plastic bowl doesn't befit the soup. The soup looks good but the bowl na wah o.
Abeg wetin do the bowl?
Romance › Re: Chief Bankole Bought Sophie Egbueje’s New Lamborghini – Man Claims (Photos) by TUANKU(m): 2:03pm On Mar 04, 2025
His money...His choice.
But remember a fool will always part ways with his money, Ade Bendel do pass this one but today where him dey?
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Martins Imonitie As CEO Of Nigerian Mining Corporation by TUANKU(m): 1:58pm On Mar 04, 2025
kabillion:
You just learnt new vocabulary 'hara-kiri' and e dey shack you. Thought you said you wanna disemboweled yourself b4. Ipobidient cannibalistic buffoon
Yes, i learnt a new word...unlike you who is too dumb to learn anything grin Dan Karuwa!
Travel › Re: Accident On Third Mainland Bridge Involving 2 Trucks & A Red Car by TUANKU(m): 1:57pm On Mar 04, 2025
ValCon888:
The analysis is inherently wrong because this isn't a four-lane highway. It is a two lane highway. The lane on the far left is the left shoulder while the lane on the far right is the right shoulder.

The purpose of shoulders on the highway is for police stops and car breakdowns, enabling motorist to pull over on the far left or far right without interrupting the speedy flow of movement on the highway.

Both vehicles on the far left and far right have no business being there in the first place.

The government is at fault for this accident for building a highway without proper shoulders.
"The purpose of shoulders on the highway is for police stops and car breakdowns, enabling motorist to pull over on the far left or far right without interrupting the speedy flow of movement on the highway"
You must be new here cheesy ... this is Nigeria and that is a damn lane grin. Even pedestrian walkways serve as emergency car lanes to these unhinged people.

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