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The intelligence of a potted plant

81 what?

datola:
I'm telling you!

Microsoft is an udertaker

True.

NGArmyTerrorist:
Are you wailing or what?

You need to have a seat.

Quelme:
Skype has never lived up to the hype.

Skype was the number 1 video call/messaging app for years until Microsoft acquired it, don't say what you don't know.

Americafighter:
I dey beg una again ooo ... Make una no do the same mistake wey una do for 2015 ooo
If u guys vote for tinubu again we don enter one chance again be that...
I be Yoruba boy from osun where the tinubu come from before all his online dogs start barking on me

Lass Lass na the one chance we dey so

Ali Baba and the 40 thieves are in power, what do you expect.

Microsoft bought Skype and totally ruined it, same thing with Nokia.

SultanOfPuna:
Jumping like monkeys is a METAPHOR!!!!!!!

Abi these Arabs no go school??

Other metaphors include

Roaring like Lions
Wise as a Serpent
Quiet as a Dove

Go school una no go gree
Na to dey slam forehead for ground

You be eternal mumu.

Dalil8:
DPR, LPR, Chechen and Russian forces have taken almost all eastern Ukraine towns and cities. I laugh at those of you that think Russia is losing this war.

A 40-mile long Russian military convoy is en-route to Kyiv at the moment. I doubt Kyiv would withstand another night of fighting.

https://static.dw.com/image/60954220_509.jpg

Over 2 years later the convoy is still yet to arrive.

Interesting times ahead. This will make a nice reading.

Scam wey carry sign-board.

1x2x3:
The problem isn't the noise, it's your EFCC and Govt trying to act like they fight crime just to save face whereas the real crime is being perpetrated be the politicians. Guess where they move the money to? The same western countries who are fully aware those are proceeds of corruption but then, they won't do nothing as long as it's coming into their economy.

Wait and see if North Korea Govt or their anti crime agency will arrest their people, they simply won't. If you think it's about noise then how about Russian Hackers? They are popular but their govt hardly arrest them.

It is the noise first, both online and offline. Visit Asian countries like Malaysia, Thailand,Indonesia and see first hand the primitive behaviour the average Nigerian displays when he sees small money.
And by the way don't blame the EFCC if you are so dumb to get caught, when you do the crime you do the time simple. Even in Russia people associated with Darkside were arrested and jailed for attacking a US firm.

Meedon:
Desist from masturbating

Are you speaking based on experience?

oluwaseunamos33:
Please what is so special of being US citizen?

Boko Haram abducted two US citizens in Borno, US Military came in and rescued their citizens right inside the enclaves of Boko Haram. When they get back home they have better healthcare services waiting for them in a better economy where the standard of living is several times better than that of your country.

Elizkid:
A sector that's dying, commerical banks will soon become a thing of the past, necessitating a downsize in workforce.

A branch will only need 2-5 employees on average, and I look forward to it.

In Malaysia, Indonesia, Singapore etc the average number of staff you in a bank is 5-7 people .

MikeofKd:
In all Honesty,I'm not depressed or sad. I'm just tired of living around humans , like I'm tired of everything, nothing , I literally mean nothing excites me anymore these days.

Money doesn't , women doesn't , playing video games doesn't , playing sports doesn't , talking with family doesn't etc

I've realized has humans we just keep wanting more , it never really ends , we feel if we achieve something it's going to make us happy and then we achieve only to start wanting something else almost immediately lol.

I can very much remember when I wanted to graduate from school badly, I would dream and think about it and smile , few weeks after I graduated the feelings of being a graduate went south and I started wanting something else. Immediately I got that something else too , the feelings went south again.

worse case scenarios is that after the feelings go south it comes with that empty feeling, like you haven't even done something worth while.

I wish I could get a break from reality. Possibly live in a forest far away from humans for like a year with no internet , no human contact , grow my own food , good books , enough old Scotch or whiskey and extreme peace of mind.

For guys that feel the same way , what is that wish you feel may give you a good break from reality ?

Sometimes i do feel same way too.

boxypane:
We shouldn't encourage negativity in anyway, the audience was wrong in body shaming her, likewise are those encouraging her. All she needed to hear was a simple advice on been clad.

Well said.

Good. Deport him and his wife back to Nigeria.

brainpulse:
Only weak men fights women. There is nothing under the sun that justifies fighting or killing anyone not to talk of a woman.
If there is any type of tension, just walk out and relax, you will found out it doesn't really worth it.

"There is nothing under the sun that justifies fighting or killing anyone not to talk of a woman"
Some killings can be justified.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Abeg make una bring am come make i use axe take cut off em preek 1st.


I no one use my OLD KALA this time!


LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Boogyman this your axe if you use am cut person even if the wound no deep the rust alone go kpuff the person.

Leonardo4:
The lie so dumb. So a car was already waiting for dem to escape ? No way they can escape with police collaboration. U can't escape with a car u didn't plan with in that scenerio
And no way both of them will escape in same direction

Don't mind them, they think everyone is stupid. The Police aided their escape.

Aaronsrod:
AfD must win.

Without a strong union with Christian America under Donald Trump Europe is finished.

How did you come to such a ridiculous conclusion?

Smithwilliams826:
so if it's any of ur pple dat dress like dat, u no go talk.

The talk will be words of advice and not words of body-shaming. You see the difference abi?

boxypane:
Hope nothing bad seeing your sibling expose herself this way online?

If my sibling exposes herself i would advice her instead of body-shaming her.
What has body-shaming her achieved?

Odingo1:
She no Dey gree dey for mood only in the night that I don’t see anything. If I on blue light she lock up

Confide in her, maybe something happened in her past.

MaziObinnaokija:
. It's good to talk FAITH .Young man, you can't see a furnished house in Abuja you'll be paying 15/20k to room owners every month except the person is a RITUALIST . Mind you,not everybody that carry Bible/kettle water are saints. Best bet is to gathered ur money and go rent yo own "furnished" @Nyanya /outskirts of Abuja.



Be careful 🧐 🙏 😌.
Wish you well

Well said. Those places she mentioned the 20k monthly will barely be enough for water bills or electricity. Best bet is places like Jukwoyi, Mararaba, Nyanya etc

" I need a place around these places; M&M event center, wuse2, or close to Transcorp Hilton"
These areas you mentioned won't be easy considering the cost of accommodation, Abuja traffic is not that bad so just find a place around Karu or Airport road etc and then you can commute to your destination daily.

Odingo1:
Sex is always done under cover of darkness, if I on blue light, she will say off it. If I initiate sex in afternoon she will decline it or find excuse. I have hardly seen how her kpekus look like.

Your own wife o!
Maybe she was sexually abused, confide in her...or maybe she just no like dey fvck you. You sure say you sabi lash well? Try give her better lashing wey go make her legs dey vibrate.