everyday: na wah oo.Are the management of Union bank in financial crisis

They are not, I guess dey r just trying to cut cost.

No fresh air to breathe in Lagos...

ifeness: I doubt she would panic if she hadn't been brainwashed with the bible. If satan now calls people,yahweh should reveal himself if he truly exists.

What is dis one yarning?
Mtchewwwww.

mustaphagreens: akwa ibomites and their funny names; mfono bong , edeme bong , nsikabong, ping pong Me i tire 4 dem jare, nw one of the bongs don go steal person pikin. I pray that their child be returned in Allah's name, Amen.

Stop making fun of ppl's names! Obong in those names mean God, so u see ure making fun of God's name.
If you had nothing meaningful to say(which u didn't), u shld have just kept shut!

idealsico: I assure you:The last has not been heard about this news.If it was based on pure personal conviction why did cash exchange hands?

Good question.

The vise versa always happens and nobody makes noise about it.
What's d big deal?

I still say this:
[/b]NO NIGERIAN POLITICIAN IS A SAINT. THEY NEVER HAVE THE INTEREST OF THE MASSES AT HEART[b]

We all shld have known this by now.

christe james: I miss goodluck jonathan

Like seriously?

That means it was your fellow bikers I saw @ d filling station in Jos returning en-mass to Abuja, that was on sunday 8th.

Is there a "spirit" that comes upon u guys once u get on dat bike?

That means it was your fellow bikers I saw @ d filling station in Jos returning en-mass to Abuja, that was on sunday 8th.

Is there a "spirit" that comes upon u guys once u get on dat bike?

WackyJ1: There's a woman in front of my work place who sells the roasted plantain and surprisingly (to Me ) it's very popular especially eating it with groundnut . People around buy it many times a day including from my work place.

But i can't see myself eating one of those things. Whenever i think of it the first thing that comes to my mind is the fact that the woman's or anyone elses' hands, in whatever condition they are (un washed, dusty, dirty) who helps her there will touch the plantain to turn it, something that i will put in my mouth. And even when i think of that i also remember the iron mesh that is used un place the plantain over the fire and how it must be black from soot, something that is used day in and out. Everything all On the skin of what i'm putting in my mouth. Disgusting.
So much so that whenever any of my coworkers offer it to Me, i simply tell Them that the day they see me eating that thing, just know that christ is coming the next day.

Aren't there any side effects or bacterias that are transferred from the things that the plantain comes in contact with during roasting? Or does the fire really kill them off. Maybe the side effects don't really show immediately.

U shld try "BOLE" with roasted fish and pepper sauce. Ur mentality will change.

#portharcourttinz#

#1-stunner:
i stay in sunnyvale estate n itz quite expensive too!!! OP u ddnt mention Efab estate

Is sunnyvale estate in mararaba?

westgate: GNLD IS SIMPLY THE BEST. We are young millionaires we are making money.
I'm a consultant in the feild and hv assisted many people stp mastubation, kidney stone, kidey failure ets
i hv travelld 2 dubai next on line is Honkong. They are real. Be ready to pay d price for ur success.

Continue deceiving yourself!

Better GNLD dat is 33k to register. What of FLP that is 150k to register?!
These ppl just collect ppl's money and trade with it, then give ppl change.
Anyway, am not always interested in them.

Always dropping power supply and never increasing it!
Naija!!! #smh

biotun: India bosses are not that bad,it is Nigeria employers that are very lazy

Oh pls, Hush Hush!
How dare you?

Boll2010: Abegi jor no bobo me for here......how many years of toto shaggin u go celebrate for outsyd wey ya wife no knw...........tnk God 4 ya home

Hater!

bebe2: awwwwwww bless them

finally some good news from my country

U mean good news from the entertainment industry.

Congrats to them!

joshua idibia: Some are nt praying. Sm are jst cursing hm waka,shege. If he lyks let hm kneel on Jesus wife (Mary Magdalen) tomb. D man stl dy fall our (students) hands.

Who are u? The son of the devil?
Stop blaspheming!!!

gregg2: Wow. . . so touching.
It's well with Nigeria.

There is nothing so touching about it ok!
Kneeling down everytime to receive prayers from men of God when he can't fight corruption.

I prefer the 2nd sentence: IT'S WELL WITH NIGERIA!

Imagine you painting your house black in the midst of other houses painted with bright and attractive colours!

Won't yours look like a haunted house?
Haba!

Rilwayne001: ;DHad it been a muslim....mmhm, diz xtianx na weed King,


RIP....Make dem no bury ham tho, he may be avin drimz of seein Jesuse Had it been a muslim....mmhm, diz xtianx na weed King,


RIP....Make dem no bury ham tho, he may be avin drimz of seein Jesuse

What is this one blabbing?

gabbytabby: When you have a landlord/tenant issue I would always advocate a self reflection.

Ask yourself if your expectations are reasonable, are you paying your rent, are you honouring obligations you have agreed to

In your write up

You need to consider

1) Why is the landlord disapproval of your getting a DSTV, does your agreement say you need to let your landlord know, have you disrespected this agreement and your landlord by this disregard. Has the Landlord made provisions for this and in the request that she be informed provide her with an oportunity to show you where this is. Does she have safety concerns and in ensuring that proper wire and equipment is being used such that you dont endanger the lives of other people in the building. Are you encroaching on the space of another tenant in the position that you have decided to install it

2) Are you saying that the one tank is insufficient for the 3 tenants or saying that the landlord should get your permission to buy a tank for herself or your permission to run a business selling water or not charge you for water if you come to her business to buy it? . What was the arrangement when you rented; was water inclusive; was your rent inclusive of the PHCN or generator cost of running the water suppy; were you informed of the 2 times a week pumping of water before you took possession? I would add that it would be unreasonable for the landlord to refuse access to the water pump if you have volunteered to use your generator to pump it also, from my experience, I have yet to meet with a tenant who volunteer this. The other part of the question is who pays for the PHCN bill with regards to the water; is it central or the Landlord pays hence the limit and are you able to negotiate for more.

3) Are you expecting free this free that because you are renting. If you lived in a house that the landlord is not present, would the other tenants have a difficulty with getting you to co-operate and contribute to the smooth running of the house; would this mean that you do not have to honour the terms in your agreement?

4) Are you paying your rent when due or the landlord is not motivated to let somethings go because of this. As an adult are we acting like one, if you need something that will make life settled for you why are you not getting it yourself and expecting someone else to make things just perfect for you at their expense.

5) If you dont enjoy being in a house with a resident landlord then dont. Its a free country.

6) Above all ask a lot of questions before you take/grant a tenancy we all(Tenant and Landlord) deserve a home we can feel at rest in.

Who is this LEARNER?

What kind of question is dis now?
So if we tell u what to earn here and its more than ur present income, will u switch jobs or go and steal?
Abegi, go and marry if u want to ojare

grandstar: A living dog is better than a dead lion for the living are conscious that they shall die but the dead are conscious of nothing at all. Eccl 9:4-5.

For real?

Promhize:

When Reps don't do their work, we complain. When they try to, we complain. Nigerians are just damn foolish

Since the Reps are doing their work, how are dey going to refund the candidate's money? Pls answer!
Medicine after death!!!

Tpave: As in striving to be a very popular person like celebrities and power like a well known political figure eg IBB, OBJ AND JONATHAN.

Very simple, go and join politics!

It can't be the strike that caused this o!
Stupid gal

[/b]

Irenenoble: I think since the word 'maid' is present,married women shuld stay clear.The fact that the person would be a bride's maid makes the position unsuitable for a married woman

[b]

Buddy dogg: Na bad tin fa... How woman wey don marry dey do Bridemaide hmmmm

What's bad about it?

Too long...cldnt even get myself to read a sentence

Akshow: abasi ubong! I cover we players with the blood of bros J.

I hope ur medula oblongata is functioning correctly!
How dare u call the name of God in vain?
Who is bros J? Is he ur mate or something?
To add to ur capital offense, what u even wrote in akwaibom language doesn't even make sense. Is it by force to speak or quote a language that ure not familiar with?

Be guided!