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**and everyone bows to the ex-queen cum queen again**

and liverless

in da womb

Awomen!!!

speak up now, are you shy?

dou have the a degree in criminology

why be say na always window you like to dey exit from

a girl that wears boxers

**goes off shaking my heads in pity**

then lie necessarily

thank God o. u wey get one nko. wetin we go talk about ur case

and u are the queen of them all

@ituen

i just dey calm becoz u be my papa, younger brother nieghbour sister's uncle's grand father's brother's boss's houseboi. na why i dey chill for you

from the lab test, it is shown that ituen is the first male to ever get pregnant

plz do

who ask you??

@clem

thats stale news now.

@ituen,

It was during ur absence in the bahamas that we had to make her a senate president, so that i cud lead the war with gen sauce

thank you O' Jare

i think so clem.

naijastyle, try to be meaningful

no mind the mofos

ituen, na you be this??

good for you. do just that

sauce, is this in anyway true?

hmmmmmmmmmmm

how many times must i tell you it was night nurse.

doing what she knows how to d best

that dog wud make a wonderful pet

Dear IBK,
Once again, i write to you from the very war front. Gen sauce has been wounded, and i am tending to his wounds. The opposition have proven to be very difficult, but we surely shall have victory. Gen sauce has been talking about you over the past few weeks. You know, its when a man is lonely that he really had time to ponder, and he said, and i reiterate that "It is during lonely times u know what you have. my immense solitude has been full of your memory. I miss you, and want nothing else than to marry you."
We once encountered the white witch of ooz, hers wasnt an easy victory, but when we thought of our women back home at Kuvuki, we fought with every pint of blood that was in us.
As i write to you, i have forgot the smell of the wind, the feeling of the grass against my skin, the dawning of the sun on a beautiful day. I have forgotten what to live in peace is; but i shall fight to the end becoz of my wives,and my yet unborn children.
Please, handle the Nation's affairs with great sensitivity.

We shall be with you in due time. Extend my warm regards to other members od the senate. Let them understand that we are fighting a just course, and we shall be home soon.

Signed

Chief Tufe (All Awards Recognized)

mean you my friend is not meaningful to the society