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Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 8:17am On Mar 10, 2008
tufe,

make u take tins easy. If u do that action, u go fit born pikin wey go be ur uncle
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 11:27am On Mar 10, 2008
ituen:

tufe,

make u take tins easy. If u do that action, u go fit born pikin wey go be your uncle

Well said.

@Tufe

Na when you begin f**k humans? Na goats, dogs and ducks you been dey do before na. Well thats good, you dey improve.

Very soon you go enter Horses, Camels, Cows and even buffalo. So help him God.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by holythug(m): 11:30am On Mar 10, 2008
animal
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by clemcykul(f): 12:09pm On Mar 10, 2008
not again! gigle ure hiigh on dope!
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by gilgee(m): 12:36pm On Mar 10, 2008
@Clemcy
Na true na. Ask Tufe in private he go confirm am. smiley
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 12:46pm On Mar 10, 2008
kids kids kids
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by damn: 12:56pm On Mar 10, 2008
you have tried but na work without pension
am anaija galno 4get
to pay for such stuff

good job
wink
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 2:18pm On Mar 13, 2008
meaning?
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 2:56pm On Mar 13, 2008
he don mad finally
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 3:04pm On Mar 13, 2008
who exactly??
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 7:31pm On Mar 13, 2008
Atiku is to be made VP to Yaradua becos of the results of the so-called electoral tribunal
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by saucekid(m): 9:47pm On Mar 13, 2008
dem just appoint me minister of internal affairs
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by randy(m): 10:22pm On Mar 13, 2008
George Bush's home town is in the NIGER DELTA
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by randy(m): 10:26pm On Mar 13, 2008
George Bush's home town is in the NIGER DELTA
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 5:30am On Mar 14, 2008
Lol grin grin grin grin

Seun has been enlisted for national honours
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 11:31pm On Apr 12, 2008
Sam milla has been made special adviser to seun on comedy and joke matters
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 1:40pm On Apr 15, 2008
I just found out that i am Obama's step father
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 3:03am On Apr 23, 2008
Clemcy is pregnant for Sam milla but it hs been proved that Sam milla cant father a child till he has achieved puberty
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by clemcykul(f): 10:28am On Apr 23, 2008
and u cant even impregnate a teen talk more old mamas.

*takes iteun to lab for examination*
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 10:42am On Apr 23, 2008
from the lab test, it is shown that ituen is the first male to ever get pregnant
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by clemcykul(f): 11:16am On Apr 23, 2008
dats ryte tufe grin

congartulations iteun uve beat the world record as the first man 2 ever get pregnant!
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 11:22am On Apr 23, 2008
and clem is the 1st woman to have two male bla bla instrument
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by clemcykul(f): 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2008
and u the fist man to have 4 full blown breast
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 1:23pm On Apr 23, 2008
it already exists. anusman is one of such
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 2:04pm On Apr 23, 2008
na wa grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

tufe had been made a MOD of jokes section
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 2:14pm On Apr 23, 2008
thats a possibility.

infact, i was approached, but i declined
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by clemcykul(f): 3:32pm On Apr 23, 2008
yeah u were approched in ur dreams wid a koboko
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by segunpc(m): 3:35pm On Apr 23, 2008
gordon brown just flashed me.
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by tufe(m): 3:38pm On Apr 23, 2008
@clem

4 real, ask Sam. anyway, Obama is in my crib right now
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ituen(m): 5:30am On Apr 24, 2008
Obama and Tufe are related

Tufe's grandfather was houseboy to Obama's grandfather
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by ohilebo(m): 7:03am On Apr 24, 2008
SPECIAL ANOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!

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grin grin grin grin
Re: Preposterous! Unimaginable! Unthinkable! by lightest(m): 7:40am On Apr 24, 2008
i saw Yaradua on top Remi Tinubu here in Germany and Remi screaming aloud

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