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pervert !!!

lol

useless husband, sharp wife, nice farmer.

correct poster

yeah, i think he wants you to explain, cuz he cant catch the humour in it

clemzy, i'm with you dearie. lets go fry them

oh, thats just too sad

dials ituen

*please can i have my N5 back?*

[img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4500[/img] da Bleep !!!

ituen, abeg answer thuggy's question. no dey avoid am.

ask that clemskull girl make she answer

clemcykul:
wtf loosers in the house

better start explaining if u dont wanna make an enemy

*_{takes thread and needle and sews up ituen's mouth}*

ituen, no doubt, i go manage the wheel barrow, but abeg come return the bathroom slippers i borrow you 2 years ago ,wey u never still return.
heard u still wear it to work. do come give me jare, i wan give my gateman

@ptaller
u dont wanna mess wid me, believe me. so watch your tongue boi.

ituen, i no talk say make you vex,how you come get that kind conclusion

*joins ituen to go see John D Baptist*

@web

who do you want to kiss, my friend, be a man and spit out your mind.

she has pleaded guilty already, so ya'll should leave her alone. whatz the deal men?

OK, ify, for propagating rumours, you will be tried by the board of directors, because everything you said was hear-say, and in law, that cannot stand as an evidence.

sauce is the Judge

tessy, rebellious, Ituen, and webdezzi are the jury.

Ify is the accused.

I'm just a sad observer watching the guture fate of ify with tears in my eyes.

*_{let the trial begin}*

hmm, u still dey claim woman, instead of women

@clemzy,
i said off the record. so please cancel what you wrote in your diary.

@ify,
i hope no offence whatsoever was taken.

@ituen
momamuwe

and tolai's corpse is taken to the anatomy lab to be used as a cadava.

*lab attendant starts pumping formaldehyde into her body*

ituen, take ya time there. dont provoke the spirit of the gods

so in reality nko??

@sauce,

good to hv you back soldier. The name are crazykid and gentlefuck. with time the list may increase, but for now, this are the miscreants that have been disturbing the peace

@sky,
no one knows 2moro, not even wise king solomon knew what was going to happen next. anyway, i'll be more than happy if you are my best man in any wedding that may occur

@ituen,
Nna na wa for you O. i go treat your fcukup  .wetin you mean na.

@clemzy,

what da devil would you possibly want to use my liver for. *_{all these vampires in the house, brings out holy water and sprinkles on Clemzy}*

@ify,
abeg, continue hmmming jare. don't mind all these bad belle people that wudnot mind their business.

to do what, play with chickens with you di*k.

we may have to [img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=4486[/img] you

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ify, ify, ify

sometimes, i wonder what you look like

i get excited each time Halle Berry kisses me

amin

*_{handz ituen an envelope, with a letter and N5 pocket money for the chap}*

na two of una know

what position do you have in mind for her

parenchyma tissue