₦airaland Forum

sashishalom:
I honestly dont know why i fancy yoruba guys and would want to get married to one...btw i love their dialect,wish i was fluent...

what tribe are u?

SexyCeline:
A very sexy account balance... Lolz

My account balance has even got dahh bank tripping. I Hope dat qualifies me for a private chat with ya?

chris2face:
Mutumina yaya?
Yakeke ina keke?
Yaa ka na haka ka naso ka nyawure onye Hausa nee?
Toor Allah asa haka

I'm doing good bro. Thank you

SexyCeline:
Any tribe at all provided he can take care of me n has a functional cucumber...

my kindda woman what would it take to get a private chat ??

Fabulocity:
Funny, because most Igbo guys that I know are also based in the south West, especially Lagos. Strange .

are u sure?? Or ure juss saying daht cos ure a lady and ure igbo?

Fabulocity:
Really? That's weird because I've never seen an Igbo guy interested in a non-Igbo lady.

hmm. Maybe its because most igbo guys I knw are based in the south west

Fabulocity:
Not every conversation should turn into an argument. What's on your mind?

I've hardly seen an igbo guy interested in an igbo lady. I wonder why?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]No, I mean how about her education? You gonna mind if she's not educated, as its most times the case.

I live in the north but I don't really fancy them though.[/color]

its true most of em aren't daht educated. if I should find one that I'm interested in and isn't educated, I'd do the duty to brushing her up to what the already educated ones would envy

Fabulocity:
Are you confused? Do you need help?

lemme juss remain silent 2 avoid argument

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Thats cool...northern girls will actually make a good wife because majority of them still have that morality inculcated in them.

But hope she will be educated too?[/color]

Gbam! 'morality'! You took d word right outta my mind.
On education, My hausa speaking skill is rusty, so yeahh. You sound interested in northern ladies too

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hmm...that's deep. But Hausa? [/color]

yeah, I've lived with em and I've learned from em. Really do admire their simplicity

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You should at least know why he decided to marry from that tribe. Right?[/color]

bro, I have no idea. What I knw is daht I just don't wanna make d same mistake.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Which tribe is your mum from and why did your dad pick from her tribe? [/color]

I'm not my father

Well for me, my 1st 2nd and 3rd choice would be a Hausa lady. They are the whole package!

*so if u are a Hausa lady out there, I'm dahh one u searching

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4
passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st
passenger said "I am Stephen Curry, the best NBA
basketball player.
"The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane".
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The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said,
"I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die." He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
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The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy,
"My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
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The little boy said,
"That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag." Lol
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Congrats Trump!

What say we?

ROTFLMFAO!!

As a Christian, we were all taught that God is Love but its a pity our actions don't portray this at all.
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I'm a Christian but Truth Be Told...
"Tis Be Love, I Refuse Heaven"
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* I've seen Christian churches condemns other churches to hell because of their doctrines differs from theirs but claim to serve the same God
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* I've seen ladies wear dresses that can almost(if not) stop their blood circulation to church and claim to go seek the HolyGhost
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* I've seen people who can abuse anyone/anything into hiding but claim there is no way they are not making Heaven cause God only judges the heart
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* I've seen Christians attend a church for years but can't afford to send any of their children to school owned by the church even when they give their offering/tithe noting less than 3 times a week.
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* I've seen Christian brothers/sister drive right pass members of their church to that same church.
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* I've seen men of God with who preach simplicity in divinity but have armed officers as personal security officers
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* Chill, So you mean during Christmas, there is noting wrong in Muslims eating food from Christians but it is a crime/sin of the highest pedigree to eat meat from a Muslims celebration!! ( Please Read 1 Corinthains 11: 23-34 )
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***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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» Statements made by Christian folks I've heard that I won't forget anytime soon.
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* "Madam, I'm not the one who sent your husband to go preach in Jerusalem. If you are that hungry, go meet the G.0."
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* "You can't come here and expect that I would help you. Go back and meet your mother and tell her to look for the money"
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* "No! No! Not in my church o. If a person has a problem, its a sin for him or her to go meet another person for help. The person with the problem should rather pray to God to help him of her"
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* "Those who have been unable to pay their fee should ensure they leave the school premises next week"
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The List Goes On And On
Pathetic
Tunchi101

Did or are you having any issues with any of these Phones Thanks in anticipation

chumaster:
it will be easier and better for you then if you register and get your call-up number now; infact that's the best option

thanks a bunch man

Please I'd appreciate if someone can help me out with this question Do I have to register for nysc now(batch b) even if I wanna leave with batch a?

Mine was a few yrs back. After I asked her if she was going to be my gf, d next thing she said made me feel like the floor should just open and swallow me up
'Youthful Exuberance'

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augster:
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I get ur point

prettytolanee:
Samsung blows you away. No time for heating.

do u mean blow me up with amazing specs OR literally blow me up in flames??

As much as we all love the specs of phones being released almost everyday(especially those with a good battery life and atleat 2gig Ram), its noting short of disappointing and a big let down when our mobile devices start getting hot!!
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Phone Heat= Weaker Battery Life
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1. BlackBerry: Hardly have I ever come across a BB device that doesn't heat up. I respect BB devices for one thing though; they can just decide to start getting hot for no reason. Now that's a real talent!
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2. Infinix: Heard not all of infinix devices heat up but the few I've come across could make the sun go jealous! I even heard some infinix devices even heats up while charging.
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3. Tecno: Well, surprisingly, I've only come across very few of this device that heats up.
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4. Your Turn: Give Us A Device With Atleast 2Gig Ram And A Good Battery Life That Doesn't Heat Up!! OR Share A Device You Know That Heats Up Too.
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Tunchi101