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What do you guys think?

Do you accept that you never stop being in love with a person even after a break up?

I actually didn't agree at first but when I took time to think about it,I realised it is very true that we never stop loving( that is if it was a genuine love) a person no matter the heart break. What our hearts does its that it suppresses. The feeling with a greater feeling. We even most of the time intentionally look for other things to do or love in other to forget the former love.

SO DO YOU GUYS AGREE YOU ARE STILL IN LOVE WITH YOUR EX?

By Tunchi101

Lalasticlala

God pleas come to our aide today. Amen

At this point, I don't think we should be asking 'what is wrong with this country'.

The better question would be ' what is not wrong with the country'?

I think voting PMB is one of my most regrettable actions

Psalms 24:7,8,9
7 Lift up your heads, O ye gates; and be ye lift up,
ye everlasting doors; and the King of glory shall
come in.

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8 Who is this King of glory? The LORD strong and
mighty, the LORD mighty in battle.
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9 Lift up your heads, O ye gates; even lift them
up, ye everlasting doors; and the King of glory
shall come in.

Not sure which section to post this so permit me to put it here

1. Name Of Drug: CANNABIS/MARIJUANA

* Street Names: Igbo, Eja, Pot, Weed, Ganja, Hemp, Dope, Mary Jane, Grass, Reefer, Ewe.

* Effects: Cannabis contains over 500 chemicals. The most active chemical in the drug is called Deltatherathy cannabinol. The drug goes straight to the brain, liver and kidney causing damage; it causes loss of memory; it destroys internal organs; it causes mental illness; it causes blindness.


2. Name Of Drug: COCAINE

* Street Names: Crack, Aunty Nora, Charlie, Oko(Stone), Mojo, Flake, Paradise.

* Effects: Cocaine causes confusion, paranoia, agitation, itching, psychosis, hallucinations. It also causes cardiac seizure, destruction of white blood cells and sudden death. Cocaine addicts can sell their entire property, steal or commit any sort of crime to raise money to sustain the habit. The addictions is psychological and therefore difficult to break but it can be broken.



3. Name Of Drug: HEROIN

* Street Names: Gbana, Brown Sugar, Italian, White Pinch.

* Effects: Unlike cocaine, heroin addiction is physical. It produces agitation, restlessness, drowsiness, personality change, loss of appetite, nausea, itching. Heroin addiction can also spread HIV through sharing of needles.


4. Name Of Drug: ECSTACY

* Street Names: Adam, Eve, Cadillac, Club, Lorepill.

* Effects: Psychotic or mood disturbance, hallucinations, paranoia.


5. Name Of Drug: MADRASS

* Street Names: Chinese capsule, liley

* Effects: Drowsiness, anxiety,false sense of ability, mood swing, psychosis.


6. Name Of Drug: GUM

* Street Names: Solution, Diamond, Evostic

* Effects: Destroys the brain cells, also causes permanent brain damage.



7. Name Of Drug: ALCOHOL

* Street Names: Monkey Tail, Paraga, Shepe, Obe Meje(Seven Soup).

* Effects: 90% liver damage, blindness, mood disorder, psychotic disorder, sexual dysfunction, sleep disorder, schizophrenia

8. Tramadol and Codeine: Don't Know much about this one but I sha know it's Very Bhad too

ADD MORE GUYS

Where Is This Country Heading To?

Just For Argument Sake

All I lay my hands on prosper in Jesus Name

Is It In?

For me, Its Wrong Marriage...

Mine is Pastor Sam Adeyemi

A virgin lady who can't cook and isn't ready to learn how to OR a promiscuous/prostitute who can cook?


NOTE: *The Virgin isn't ready to learn how to cook but she is ready to be faithful to the end

*The Prostitute has had s*x with most of you friends who come visit you at home but she is very good at cooking

I KNOW ITS A DIFFICULT DECISION BUT IF YOU WERE TO CHOSE ONE, WHICH WOULD YOU PICK??

My journey through life has brought me in contact
with a couple of ladies. The good, the bad and the ugly. A lot of ladies complain that guys walk away from them simply because they refused to give them sex, some are even tempted to give away their virginity just to keep the guys.

Let me be very blunt here. Virginity may not be the
real reason the guys go away. Yes, no doubt, there
are several guys who want sex, and if they don’t get
it, they walk away. The problem may not be with the virginity or the sex. The story of the Ten virgins in the Bible reveals that both the wise and foolish were both virgins, the other five were not refused from seeing the bridegroom because they were virgins or because they lost their virginity, but
because they were foolish; they were called foolish because they had no EXTRA OIL.

Most ladies don’t have any EXTRA OIL to sustain any relationship. While many brag about their virginity,
that is all they have to offer, they forget that virginity ends the night after the wedding, but EXTRA OIL is what will keep marriage going.

If a man ask a lady for sex and she says NO, the man can walk away if what he really wanted was sex and also if that is all he thinks the lady can offer him. A man may not come to a lady for sex, along the line he may be tempted to ask for sex, if the lady turns him down, the man may still stay in the relationship if he sees other things that are valuable to him, but if he doesn’t, he may walk away. Before you think guys are walking away because you are a
virgin, look inwardly.

Some ladies who brag about virginity are somewhat timid, some impolite, uncultured and aggressive. Why would a guy stay with such a lady? Some ladies do not have manners, some do not have much upstairs, some are not social, some are dull, and maybe the best thing they have is their hips, nice
backside, nice breast and nice lips, and so when a
guy comes because of all the physical shapes
and wants sex, if he is turned down, he walks away
because there is nothing else interesting about the lady.

Most men now are even scared of marrying such
virgins. Their fears prompt them to want to test
before they discuss marriage because many ladies who got married as virgins have
caused their husbands to be looking elsewhere because they
are too
naive on bed. However, you don’t need to test to be sure she
will be good, you can know a lady who will be good at
home
and bed by her decent conversation, by the level of
knowledge acquired, by her quest/zest/passion for
knowledge and by God’s leading.


I know of many ladies who are still virgins, they have
great
relationships, they have many friends around them,
you may
not even know they are still virgins unless they tell
you. Do not break your virginity because a guy wants
to walk away, unless you don’t have anything else to
offer in the relationship. It is not all about virginity,
work to build up virtue.
Virginity is good, but to your virginity, add
knowledge, add EXTRA OIL….“And beside this, giving
all diligence, add to your faith virtue; and to virtue
knowledge; And to knowledge
temperance; and to temperance patience; and to
patience
godliness, And to godliness brotherly kindness; and
to brotherly kindness charity.” 2 Pet. 1:5-7.

Virginity or no virginity...,do you have any Extra oil to sustain
a relationship? my joy is it's never too late with God.

S. Bamaiyi & E.A Rock.

Firstly, growing up with Nigerian parents is
mega interesting. Reflecting on the things they
often force us to do would leave many laughing
hysterically.



Not only do the parents cheat and rob us of our fun
times, they also make us serve them compulsorily.
While this may not be fair, please do not try to
stand up to your parents as you could win series of
slaps for doing so.



And chances are you would probably do same for
your children too. Check out some of the things
Nigerian parents say to their wards:



1. When you are sent on unnecessary errands



Nigerian mums are known for sending their wards
on annoying errands. Imagine being called by your
mum from a distance only for her to ask you to get
her something within her reach.



2. When there is a reason for you failing at
something



Nigerian parents love to jump into conclusion.
Trying to explain a situation to them is almost
impossible. Nigerian parents would be like
“Why wouldn’t you hit your head, when you would
not face where you are going”.



3. Are you okay?



Parents are not checking your mental health here,
when they say this they trying to call your attention
to your stupidity.



4. When you are being eyed in public



Please do not be carried away when you go out
with your Nigerian mum. She expects you to check
her face for signs. Do not eat when she blinks her
eyes funnily, you do so and you are dead.



5. When you are expected to cry without
making noise



When your parents beat you and threaten you
about crying you hear words like:
“Hold it. If I hear pim…”



6. When your actions are being justified



Parents justify their wards’ actions and form a new
reason to lash out at them. “ Why won’t you talk
back at me when you have started growing pubic
hair?”



7. When parents do not want to accept defeat



Sometimes, parents feel they have gone overboard
with certain issues but still try to cover up their
mistakes. They find a way of covering their own
fault and make their wards the victim again.
“You are as tall as I am now, why wouldn’t you talk
to me like that. ”



8. When they want to be dramatic



Parents know they could move their children to
emotion by crying and acting sad. They say things
like:



“After everything I’ve done for you, I carried you in
my womb for nine months ” Trust me, you would
end up in tears yourself.



9. When your mum cheats you by collecting
money from you



Mothers have interesting attributes. They assume
the role of a bank when someone gives you money.
When you try to have your money back you would
be told:



“All the food you have been eaten in this house was
given to me in the market freely abi?”




10. When your parents want to end the
chastising session



We all know parents do not get tired of correcting
their wards either by beating or by lashing them
with words. However, they have a unique way of
concluding their speeches.



“We would keep telling you the truth, the rest is
totally up to you. If you continue, you are doing
yourself.

TANTUMERGO007:
it won't make the front-page, link it with a snake or Buhari and see it in paradise(front-page)

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Basically, Nigerian women have interesting
qualities. Firstly, they know all the tricks in the
world to make you do their bidding and then
they could turn on their drama skills and use
some fast lines on you too.



Growing up with many Nigerian women around
could make you possess one or two of their traits
and start to act like them yourself. There are
certain qualities that Nigerian women exhibit; and
you know for sure that you have been transformed
into one when you start doing the following:




1. When You Bargain In The Market Until You Are Insulted:

Don’t bother paying, come and steal it

Have you tried going to the market with a Nigerian
woman? It even becomes more dramatic if she is a
mother as she would want to cut down her budget
by all means to save money.

Nigerian women have the habit of bargaining in the
market till market sellers insult them and ask them
to take the wares without paying. When you start to
do this, just know you are gradually transforming
into a typical Nigerian woman.


2. When You Can Talk With Your Eyes:

Most Nigerian women expect their children to
understand body signs and languages. Your mother
could hit you for failing to understand some sign
she gave you with her eyes.

Overtime, these signs become a part of the
children too. When you start to use your eyes to tell
someone to pick up money from the floor, then you
have succeeded in becoming a typical Nigerian
woman.


3. When You Cannot Do Little Chores By Yourself:

Nigeria is blessed with a lot of hardworking
women. Most of these women display this all the
time and train their children to do likewise.

However, they love being pesky for no reason.
You know you have become a typical Nigerian
woman when you start to ask your children to get
you an object you could get for yourself. And worse
still, when you start to use your mouth to point out
directions.


4. When You Make Retorts Without Thinking
Them Through:

Sorry for yourself!

Most Nigerian women seem to have ready-made
answers. Try not to offend any of them or risk
being compared to an object you despise.

In other cases, they show their frustration by
making statements that showcase their efforts.
When a child says he/she is hungry, they retort by
saying ‘ Come and eat me.



5. When You Cannot Accept Simple Apology:

To err is human and to forgive is divine, they say;
offending a Nigerian could feel like hell. Nigerian
women could be very difficult at times. You know
you have been initiated when someone tells you
sorry and you cannot help saying ‘Sorry for
yourself.’


Add Yours!

Under Gadhafi
's Administration in Libya..

[/b]1. There is no electricity bill in Libya, electricity is free practically for all its citizens.

2. There is no interest on loans, banks in Libya are
state-owned and loans given to all its citizens at 0%
interest by law.

3. Home considered a human right in Libya – Gaddafi vowed that his parents would not get a house until everyone in Libya had a home. Gaddafi’s father has died while him, his wife and his mother are still living in a tent.

4. All newlyweds in Libya receive $60,000 Dinar (US$
50,000 ) by the government to buy their first
apartment so to help start up the family.

5. Education and medical treatments are free in
Libya. Before Gaddafi only 25% of Libyans are
literate. Today the figure is 83%.

6. If Libyans want to take up farming career, they
would receive farm land, a farming house, equipment, seeds and livestock to kick- start their farms – all for free.

7. If Libyans cannot find the education or medical
facilities they need in Libya, the government funds
them to go abroad for it – not only free but they get
US $2, 300/mth accommodation and car allowance.

8. In Libyan, if a Libyan buys a car, the government
subsidized 50% of the price.

9. The price of petrol in Libya is $0. 14 per liter.

10. Libya has no external debt and its reserves
amount to $150 billion – now frozen globally.

11. If a Libyan is unable to get employment after
graduation the state would pay the average salary of the profession as if he or she is employed until
employment is found.

12. A portion of Libyan oil sale is, credited directly to the bank accounts of all Libyan citizens.

13. A mother who gave birth to a child receive US
$5 ,000

14. 40 loaves of bread in Libya costs $ 0.15

15. 25% of Libyans have a university degree

16. Gaddafi carried out the world’s largest irrigation
project, known as the Great Man- Made River project, to make water readily available throughout the desert country.

THE BIG QUESTION NOW IS THAT WHY DID THE WORLD WANTED HIM DEAD EVEN AFTER ALL THIS?

Since no one has come up to ask this question,I've decided to bring it up.

We all know Nigeria happens to be one of the most religious countries in the world. We all have heard of Pastors making the lame work,the blind see and even raising up the dead. Some Pastors even claim to see the future.

My Question
How come none of this pastors have done anything to help this country admist her current crises?

This series is based on a true life story/experience. It aims at impacting the readers with the true knowledge of the pathetic state of affairs being perpetuated by individuals that eventually leads to the degradation in living in Lagos state Nigeria. This series shall be released in Parts weekly( Saturdays ) Starting today 9th April 2016. I am sure you all would enjoy this but I plead with you all to please not overlook the lessons it aims to teach.

SBG
Author

About The Author
SBG is a undergraduate of Political Science and International Relations student of Crawford University. An aspiring Politician with the aim of making Nigeria a Super power in Africa.


24 Wednesday February 2016 07:30am

*all dressed up, somewhere in Lagos Nigeria heading for a bus going to ikeja*

Kayode!!,Funke!!Thomas!!,Bode!!!,,Bolanle!!!,Sarah!!!! e wa gba 300naira owo ounje yin o ( you guys should come and collect your 300Naira feeding money ). This was the statement that almost made me miss my flight two weeks ago. I initially taught I didn't hear the father well so I had to call one of these children and ask how much he spends daily for his feeding. I was almost in tears when the boy said "daddy gave us 50 naira today because he is happy but all other days,we collect 30Naira".

WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD MAKE THIS MAN GIVE HIS CHILDREN 30 NAIRA DAILY?

HOW DO THESE CHILDREN SURVIVE ON SUCH AN AMOUNT DAILY?

DOES THESE CHILDREN ALL BELONG TO ONE MAN?

Stay tuned for Part Two of this series next Saturday to find out the answers to these questions

Written by Shodeinde Babatunde Gbolahan

I'm not a big fan of an android device but I've picked up an interest in an android app known as true caller. I've always been amazed by the app but something happened today that left me almost dumbfounded. I and a friend of mine collected a securities man number and this security man haven't used an android device before not to talk of having the true caller app.

When my friend with the true caller app called the security mans number,it instantly brought up the mans full name( my friend was yet to save this mans number).

Who can please offer a reasonable explanation on how this app works??

KashyBaby:
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This is an Original Written by me. #NoCopyRight

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