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NadiaSA1: I yaff seen

Girlie oO.....

Change dat ya dp nah...


Abi....



U Wan Blind My Eye??

Well, Dz Iz Football. Anything Can Happen.
Shout Out To Germany...
But.......
The Best Team Lost!!!

Seun: www.google.com/search?q=cache:www.nairaland.com/1601893/convict

Oga Seun, gracias for the info...

I'v gat my lost data back but is there a way I can bring it back on NL without copying & pasting...

if derz a way I can simply enter my topic's url and get it back on NL.



Thanks!!!

Hmmmmmmm...






Story For The Gods

We Lost The Match
But
We Won The Game.
Up Super Eagles....
We're Better Than Them.
*sobs*

We Lost The Match
But
We Won The Game.
Up Super Eagles....
We're Better Than Them.
*sobs*

MizMyColi: Chibok might be jinxed for all I care.

Ur body iz beautiful buh ur heart iz ugly.

No human feelings @all....
Gosh!!!!

& I tot we guyz re d heartless ones.

Hermanie: Stupid post

How does this stop me from fncking my girlfriend this night.

Ode Jati Jati.

They are very incompetent.....
Der was a time I called 180 to ask abt dier nyt plan....

I actually called dem 3x...

D 1st Cc agent said its 3gig widout bonus and it works @nyt only..

D 2nd Cc agent. said its 4.5gb and it doznt work during day time....

D 3rd Cc agent said its 4.5gb and "I Think It Works During Daytime"

Imagine..Dey re not even sure of d services dey render....
Oga oooooo!

Good Boi: Nairaland's front page is a mess these days. Hit like if you agree.

U Want Make People Like Ur Comment Abi??....
No Wahala....
ABEG.... Make Una Lyk Am OoooooO!!!
Maybe Na Like Go BelleFull U.....
Ntoi!

nora544: He is also one of this private jet owning pastors and he preach also the prosperity gospel, you don't need to send me his books i have them at home and all this pastors are not realy man of God they are all business man and churchbusiness is the best business in nigeria.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/mfonobongnsehe/2011/05/17/wealthy-nigerians-pastors-spend-225-million-on-private-jets/

May GOD have mercy on your soul.

nora544: I don't like this pastors from the new churches.

Could you remember the story from Adeboye that he could drive his car with no fuel, so this is also a liear.

I am a cristian and i know what it means to live a christian live.

Guess u don't know wot faith means.

The Academic Staff Union of Universities
has said it will not suspend its ongoing
strike until the four months salaries
owed its members are paid.
The union also wants the immediate
implementation of the N1.2tn offer by the
Federal Government to public
universities, starting with the release of
N100bn this year. The balance of N1.1tn
is to be spread over five years from 2014.
These were some of the resolutions
reached by members of the National
Executive Council of the union who
converged on Kano on Friday to
deliberate on whether to call off the over
four- month-old industrial action or not.
A source, who was privy to the
resolutions reached during the President
Goodluck Jonathan – ASUU leadership
meeting three weeks ago, told The
PUNCH on Sunday, that the fresh
demands were some of the issues to be
tabled before Jonathan by the
leadership during their next meeting. A
date for the meeting is yet to be fixed.
According to the source, a strong
commitment to two demands, among
other pending issues, must be obtained
from the President before the industrial
action will be called off by the union.
He said, “The issue now is on trust and
we do not want a situation where
promises will not be kept. The authorities
have failed us in the past and we do not
want a repeat of that.
”That was why we decided at the NEC
meeting that the government should pay
us the arrears of salaries being owed us
since we started the strike on July1
before the strike can be called off. The
salaries should not be paid piecemeal.
“We also insist that the Federal
Government should start the
implementation of the offer made to us
when we met the President some weeks
ago.
“For instance, the N100bn he (Jonathan)
agreed to inject into the university
system in 2013 should be released to the
universities immediately. So, we
decided that before the strike could
be called off, these two conditions and
others must be met not by promises but
by real action.”
The NEC members, who met behind
closed doors at the Bayero University,
Kano, were said to have reviewed the
reports of the various university
congresses on the strike.
Our source, who did not want his name
in print, added that the death of a former
National President of ASUU, Prof. Festus
Iyayi, was discussed at the NEC meeting.
Iyayi, a University of Benin lecturer, died
in an auto accident involving the convoy
of the Kogi State Governor, Idris Wada
and an ASUU vehicle, on his way to Kano
for the meeting.The union’s National
Welfare Officer, Dr. Ngozi Ilo, was injured.
Our source said the accident “almost
led to the discontinuation of the ongoing
negotiation with the Federal Government.
He added, “Some members expressed the
belief that he (Iyayi) was killed by the
government and therefore argued that
the ongoing negotiation should be called
off. Tempers rose but some members
argued that the President should be
respected because he had created the
record of being the first Nigerian leader
to meet with the leadership of ASUU on
the issue of making the nation’s
university system better. They also
argued that students and parents should
be considered.”
It was also learnt that after arguments for
and against, about 60 per cent of the
members of the NEC voted in favour of
the discontinuation of the strike while
the remaining 40 per cent voted no.
But it was gathered that the NEC
members unanimously agreed that
before the strike could be called off, the
leadership should ask the government to
pay the four-month salary arrears being
owed university teachers while the offer
made by the government should be
implemented immediately.
A key component of the agreement
reached by both ASUU and the Federal
Government when the President led the
government team was that government
would inject N1.2tn into public
universities.
The government also agreed that the
N1.2tn would be domiciled at the Central
Bank of Nigeria to show its commitment
to the agreement.
The money is expected to be released on
quarterly basis to the universities so that
there won’t be any problem about
implementing the deal.
The National Universities Commission
and the Trade Union Congress will be the
joint guarantors of the agreement while
the Minister of Education will be the
implementing officer. The government
also agreed to revamp public universities
by ensuring that all the issues that
always lead to strike were dealt with
once and for all.
A majority of the chapters of the union
had agreed to the suspension of the
strike following the fresh commitment the
leadership of ASUU obtained from the
government.
ASUU National President, Dr. Nassir
Fagge, did not pick the several calls
made to his telephone line by one of our
correspondents on Sunday to confirm the
fresh demands.
The University of Lagos chapter ASUU
Chairman, Dr. Karo Ogbinaka, and his
counterpart in the Lagos State
University, Dr. Adekunle Idris, also
refused to divulge information on the
outcome of the NEC meeting.
ASUU had embarked on the strike to
protest against the failure of the
government to implement the agreement
they signed in 2009.
The pact largely centered on better
funding of the universities, a declaration
of a state of emergency in tertiary
education, better wages and payment of
earned allowances to lecturers.
It had suspended the NEC meeting
penultimate week following Iyayi’s death.
Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/no-salary-arrears-no-resumption-ASUU/

Dis stuff has been bugging me for sumtym now..

"for though the twins were not yet born,
and had not done anything good or bad, in
order that God's purpose according to His
choice might stand, not because of works,
but because of Him who calls, 12 it was
said to her, "The older will serve the
younger." 13Just as it is written, "Jacob I
loved, but Esau I hated," ( Rom. 9:11-13,
NASB ).
We see that God loved Jacob and hated
Esau not because of anything that they
did, but because of "God's purpose
according to His choice,"

Is this
fair for God to do?

Littlehooper: THIS IS RUBBISH...
WHERE IS WIZKID, PSQUARE?
DUROSOKE, SHOULD NOT BE THERE @ALL.....
WOT LYRICS IS IN DUROSOKE?
PERSONALLY N CARO SHUOLD BE NOMINATED..

Ogbeni, u jez dey shout.. Shey u see best lyrics for d categories ni?? #smh.

Argentine police say they have arrested an alleged 19-year-old hacker on suspicion of leading a network specialised in fraud and complex financial transactions that led to security breaches at numerous websites.
The youth, whose identity has not been revealed, is the son of an information systems engineer. He was initially detained at his home in Buenos Aires in July as part of "Operation Zombie," which included five raids in the capital and the city of Rosario, 300km north, the Security Ministry reported on Friday.
Dubbed "super-hacker", the suspect diverted about $50,000 a month to his bank account, using the "technological cave" he assembled at his home.

Police raiding his Buenos Aires residence seized sophisticated computers and other technological equipment. Officials identified six more people who were involved in the criminal network.
The police department's Operation Zombie began in 2012, when a businessman who offered hosting services for personal web pages on his servers said that a hacker was remotely entering the servers to intercept monetary transfers.

Former criminal attorney Graciela Gils Carbo, who is now Argentina's chief prosecutor, ordered the federal police to begin an investigation that uncovered that the same person was stealing from money transfer and online game sites.
"Internet users were victims of a ‘malware’ virus that the hacker hosted in a server for downloading online gaming applications," said a ministry statement.
To complete the job and avoid alerting victims to an illegal money transfer, the suspected hacker carried out a "denial of service" maneuver that used a network of thousands of "zombie" computers to saturate the platform for payments so users could not access their accounts around the time of the attack.

baslone: Phyno is a complete revolution of Igbo rap and that's where it stops. Before him- Ill Bliss doubles as The best rapper from the east as well as the wackest rapper on Naija scene. Sometimes I wonder how he still stays relevant. Thanks to Clarence

Olamide is way ahead of Phyno, an upcoming artiste.

Blessed Are U Bro!

Phyno & Olamide.. We re jez getting started.
D Ghost Mode track itself, Olamide killed it.
Olamide Rocks!

uchechuwku: *from an unbiased Igbo boy*

This guy should Just remove *DON* from his name.
DONJAZZY of those days (Mohits) was very powerful (even though he doesn't say a word)

Now, he sells Loya milk, shouts EMENANDO infront of TIWA plus back up for saka.

Damn!!!!

DBANJ was Indeed right..... He bought a car for him.

After reading us story, diz z ma conclusion... Don Jazzy Can Buy You.

Pres. Obama (usa) met with Pres. Putin (Russia) on the sidelines of the summit on Friday, but the two remain at odds over the best way forward in Syria, the Russian president said.
Putin drew a different picture from Obama of discussions at the summit, saying that of those countries present, a majority were against launching a military strike.
Putin said that the US, Canada, Turkey, France and Saudi Arabia came out in support of taking military action during a debate on Thursday, with Russia, China, India, Indonesia, Argentina, Brazil, South Africa and Italy coming out against it.
He said that UK PM David Cameron had supported taking military action, even though his parliament had overruled him on the subject.
Responding to a question, Putin said "we will help Syria" in the event of a foreign military intervention, without detailing exactly what such support would entail.
He said that the current evidence on the chemical weapons attack having been carried out by the government was not convincing, and suggested that rebel forces had launched the attack in order to provoke an international military strike against Assad's forces.
The United States says that 1,429 people were killed in the alleged chemical weapons attack in the Eastern Ghouta suburbs of Damascus on August 21, while aid groups have put that number at closer to 355.

I just hope dis won't lead to anoda world war.

An Egyptian military court has sentenced 11 Muslim Brotherhood members to life in prison for violence targeting the army in the port city of Suez last month.

Forty-five other Brotherhood members were handed five-year jail terms on Tuesday, and eight defendants were acquitted.
The men were accused of"shooting and adopting violent means" against the army in Suez on August 14 following a military crackdown in the streets of Cairo against supporters of the ousted President Mohamed Morsi.
Morsi belonged to the Brotherhood movement.
The Brotherhood was founded in 1928 and formally dissolved by Egypt's army rulers in 1954.
The Brotherhood operated for decades as a formally outlawed organisation until veteran autocrat Hosni Mubarak was deposed in 2011.
The movement then won a series of elections culminating in last year's presidential vote.
The military deposed Morsi on July3 after mass protests against his rule.
Since then, most of the Brotherhood's top leadership has been arrested and face charges ofinciting violence. Morsi was himself referred to trial on Sunday on that charge.

kelvin1191: Great move! Nokia go soon top Apple & Samsung in smartphone sales. *making plans to order my NOKIA ANDROID PHONE soon*






e go rugged die!

Nokia Android Ke?? With Microsoft, I Dnt Think Its Possible..

About 32,000 Nokia employees will move to Microsoft as part of the deal, the companies said [Reuters].

Microsoft is buying Nokia's devices and services business - and getting access to the company's patents - for a total of$7.2bn in an effort to expand its share of the smartphone market.
The corporations announced the deal late on Monday, saying that Microsoft will pay $5bn for the Nokia unit that makes mobile phones, including its line of Lumia smartphones that run Windows Phone software.
Microsoft is also paying $2.2bn for a 10-year licence to use Nokia's patents, with the option to extend it indefinitely.
"We are very excited about the proposal to bring the best mobile device efforts of Microsoft and Nokia together," Steve Ballmer, Microsoft CEO, said in a memo to employees.
"We are receiving incredible talent, technology and IP [intellectual property]."

Microsoft said it is acquiring Nokia's Asha brand of low to mid-level smartphones and will license the Nokia brand for current Nokia mobile products.
Overseas cash resources
Microsoft, which is based in Redmond, Washington, said it will draw from its overseas cash resources to fund the transaction.
When the deal closes in early 2014, about 32,000 Nokia employees will transfer to Microsoft, the companies said.

Nokia, based in Espoo, Finland, said Stephen Elop will step aside as president and CEO to become executive vice president of Nokia devices and services.
Risto Siilasmaa, Nokia chairman, will stay in his current role and assume the duties of interim CEO.
Elop is expected to join Microsoft at the close of the transaction, along with several Nokia vice presidents.
Nokia plans to hold a news conference on Tuesday morning in Finland to discuss the deal.

Is This A Great Move??

Source: Aljazeera News

Lyka Diz, Lyka Dat.. Skelewu tinz..

US President Barack Obama said he has decided to take military action against Syria, but will seek authorisation from Congress before he does.
Obama said on Saturday that the US had presented a "powerful case" linking the Syrian government to an alleged chemical weapons attack in the Damascus suburbs last week.
"It is a danger to our national security," he said, "that risks making a mockery of the global prohibition on the use of chemicalweapons."
In a brief statement delivered at the White House, Obama told reporters that the US military was prepared to launch a "limited" strike, which analysts say will likely entail firing cruise missiles at Syrian army targets.
"I'm confident we can hold the Assad regime accountable for their use of chemical weapons and deter this kind of behaviour and degrade their capacity to carry it out," he said.
The president made no mention of when he will seek authorisation from Congress, but lawmakers are scheduled to return from recess on September 9.

Utter nonsense

Earlier on Saturday, Russian President Vladimir Putin demanded that the US provide evidence of the Syrian government's alleged use of chemical weapons to the UN Security Council.
He added that it would be "utter nonsense" for the Syrian government to have used such weapons.
"Syrian government troops are on the offensive and have surrounded the opposition in several regions. In these conditions, to give a trump card to those who are calling for a military intervention is utter nonsense," Putin told reporters in Vladivostok city near the Chinese border.
Syria has denied carrying out the attack, and Prime Minister Wael al-Halqi said on Saturday that Syria's army is ready for potential foreign strikes against it and has its "finger on the trigger."
As tensions rise, Arab foreign ministers will meet in Egyptian capital, Cairo, on Sunday to discuss Syria, Arab League deputy chief Ahmed Ben Helli said.
The meeting had been scheduled for Tuesday, but was advanced "inlight of rapid developments in the Syria situation and based on the request of several Arab states," Ben Helli told reporters.
Last Tuesday, the Arab League accused the Syrian regime of carrying out chemical weapons attacks.

Obstructionism

The US is struggling to rally international support for an attack on Syria, and a strong statement from the Arab League would be a boost. The British parliament rejected a motion calling for military action on Thursday night.
In a report released on Friday, the US said the attack killed 1,429 people, including more than 400 children. Aid agencies cited lower figures, saying that 355 people were killed, with as many as 3,000 injured.
A team of UN weapons inspectors finished gathering evidence about the alleged attacks on Saturday, and left Damascus. It could take days, if not weeks, for the team to analyse its samples.
US officials have already said they will not wait for the results: Secretary of state John Kerry said on Friday that the UN report would only confirm that chemical weapons were used, not who used them.

Source: ALJAZEERA NEWS!