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MrsBreezy: Lol imagine the abuse I would have got if I didn't understand...

Well I do so, you should leave mehn spread them wings a little

You passed my little test. Thought u don't understand your language ni!

MrsBreezy: Lol no I'm Yoruba..

Hahaha nah come to Ireland and give it to me hehe then you'll see if u fear jail or not

never travelled out before... Local boy nimi o. Mi o to kuro ni Nigeria ri o.

MrsBreezy: Lol we thank God that's Nigeria cause here you'd be spending a long time in jail.

I am Nigerian tho hehehe

I no dey fear jail o... When ever you come to Naija lemme know so I can give you d spanking.

Are you Ibo?

SuperMartins: .Oga,cos we Africans no mean say u no go flex marriage oo...smtimes,enta kitchen, prepare smtin and see hw happy and relieved ur woman will feel Dat day... na dis African mentality make our women think we not romantic enough...I refuse to live every part of my life d African way

I sometimes do that bro. What I have issues with is when she doesn't want to learn or she sees it as my duty.

MrsBreezy: Lol Ireland... but I know my values and my worth. And I'm honestly not gonna spend it at home cooking for a man I know can cook better.

Oh, Ireland...I see..

I respect your opinion because you are not from my part of the world.

If you were Nigerian I would have given you 5 strokes of the Cain on the buttocks...lol

MrsBreezy: Lol and that's exactly what I can't deal with... Hell no

Which part of the country are you from and where do u reside at the moment... Seems western culture has tempered with your values.

MrsBreezy: Yaa but why can't u cook the food? Lol I just don't understand it... and wouldn't that make chefs like the most attractive women on earth...

My dear we are Africans and in Africa women do the cooking...

MrsBreezy: Lol of course I can. But it doesn't define me... why are boys so obsessed with that..

Haven't you heard of the saying that goes thus" the way to a man's heart is his tommy'...


We no dey carry food play o, sweet heart.

MrsBreezy: Y'all are too concentrated on the "woman's role"

Sister, he be like say you no sabi cook...come I go teach you.

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geophyscist: thanks

welcome bro! I was one of his worst critic in the past...

After a while I studied his sermons, behaviors, works of charity etc. I became convinced beyond reasonable doubt that he is a real MAN OF GOD. I don't care what people say about him cos I have said more in d past...

HOW I WISH I CAN SEE HIM IN PERSON TO ENCOURAGE HIM IN THE LORD!

JESUS IS LORD!!!

http:///74DAtqTYr official report from the SCOAN

Paraphrased: THE DEVIL CAME TO THE PRESENCE OF GOD. GOD ASK HIM IF HE HAS SEEN HIS FAITHFUL SERVANT TB JOSHUA. THE DEVIL ANSWERING SAID HE IS STEADFAST BECAUSE HE HASNT BEEN TEMPTED.

GOD SAID DO TO HIM ANYTHING YOU WISH BUT DONT TOUCH HIS LIFE. THE DEVIL CAUSED A BUILDING TO COLLAPSE AND MAY BE A FEW PEOPLE TO DIE.

TB JOSHUA ITS WELL WITH YOU. I AM PRAYING FOR YOU FOR STRENGTH TO SCALE THROUGH THESE TRYING TIMES.

THE BEST IS YET TO COME...


I IMPLORE ALL THAT MIGHT WANT TO CRITICIZE TB JOSHUA TO READ THE BOOK OF JOB....

Stay blessed. EMMANUEL!!!

Bros!!! You gree























150k? Na cash and carry o, no story...lol

Tired of Naija love? I have one niger girl for pleasure...

YOU DON ENTER ONE CHANCE...

The wife will go and "make her own love" too na.

sonety2k: Sir please whats the current price range of a Land in Gwagwalada ?

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good day bro! Please I am just curious if you were able to get the loan you wanted.

I need credit facility also for my poultry business. Thanks

tola9ja: Matthew21:11 and the crowds said this is the prophet jesus from nazareth of galilee.
Mark6:3-4 is not this the carpenter the son of mary and brother of james and joses and judas and simon and are not his sisters here with us? And they took offence at him .and jesus said to them A prophet is not without honour except in his own country and among his own kin and in his own house.
Luke24:19 and he said to them what things? And they said to him concerning jesus of na*reth who was a prophet mighty in deed and word before god and all the people

Take note of the word "crowd". The crowd were ignorant people just as you. Their statement was based on what they saw in the physical.

Canal minds can't understand the things of the spirit, bro!

tola9ja: Obadiah 1:1King James Version (KJV)

1 The vision of Obadiah. Thus saith the Lord God concerning Edom; We have heard a rumour from the Lord, and an ambassador is sent among the heathen, Arise ye, and let us rise up against her in battle.

MEANING?

APC e-warriors where una dey? YOU HAVE GOT 60 MINUTES TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS.
SCORING BELOW 80% will translate to decamping of your members to PDP...


YOUR TIME STARTS NOW.

ANDY BLAZE

rinrin23: You realize that this "rubbish" he "vomitted" are verses of Scripture - the words of your god.

I hear blasphemy.

Jesus isn't a man, He is God himself...

tola9ja: Matthew 5:22King James Version (KJV)

22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.


Matthew 23:17English Standard Version (ESV)

17 You blind fools! For which is greater, the gold or the temple that has made the gold sacred?

thunder fire your mouth for vomiting such rubbish.

cramjones: OLA, Nigeria (AP) — Nigeria's Islamic extremist group, Boko Haram, has seized more towns along Nigeria's northeastern border with Cameroon and is adopting a strategy of encouraging civilians to stay, witnesses said Sunday, as the militants pursue their new aim to carve out an "Islamic caliphate" under their black and white flag.
Related Stories Nigerian army soldiers fled when hundreds of insurgents in stolen military armored personnel carriers, trucks and motorcycles attacked Michika on Sunday, said Marry Dauda, a fleeing resident.

She said an air force jet fighter arrived, but did nothing but surveillance. "The jet continued to hover over the town without attacking the terrorists," she told The Associated Press.

On Saturday, the insurgents took Gulak, an administrative headquarters of Adamawa state, said resident Michael Kirshinga, who also ran away. The nearby towns of Duhu, Shuwa, Kirshinga and others also fell in assaults over Friday night and Saturday, witnesses said.

Further north, soldiers fought off rebels advancing Saturday on Maiduguri, the Borno state capital, headquarters of the military campaign against the insurgency and the birthplace of Boko Haram. The military attacked the rebels' camp at a village outside Kondudga, just 25 miles (40 kilometers) from Maiduguri.

Thunderous gunfire could be heard in Maiduguri throughout Saturday, instilling fear in already panicked residents. Hundreds fled the city even before hearing the sounds of battle.

The soldiers killed dozens of the extremists outside Konduga, said a member of the vigilante group that fights alongside the military. The soldiers were sent to retake the town of Bama, which fell to Boko Haram a week ago, but stopped at Konduga and refused to advance further, said a vigilante commander. Both spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak to the press.

Bama is littered with bodies, residents who fled the town told the AP. The extremists were killing men, but sparing women and children, they said.

In Gulak, however, the insurgents were trying to persuade people to stay, said resident Michael Kirshinga. "They assured us that they will not attack us, but people begun to run for their lives, some of us have fled for fear that, after subduing the soldiers, the insurgents will turn their (gun) barrels on us," Kirshinga said.

Nearly 26,000 people fled Bama, the Nigerian Emergency Management Agency reported. Those fleeing joined 1.5 million people forced from their homes since Nigeria declared a state of emergency in May 2013, according to U.N. figures. They need shelter and food, and officials warn of a looming food crisis since most refugees are farmers.

A Ministry of Defense statement Friday tried to reassure residents without success. Most fearful are students and staff at the University of Maiduguri, which is alongside a dry riverbed and on the road from Konduga to Maiduguri, a route Boko Haram has used in past attacks on the city.

"We are so very scared. If they are to come attacking, as has been rumored, we doubt if they would spare us because they have to pass in front of our school before getting to the town," student Halima Muhammad told The Associated Press. He said students writing end of term exams can barely concentrate.

In December, Boko Haram attacked the main Air Force base used for bombing raids on their camps, destroying five aircraft. In February, the militants assaulted the main army barracks in Maiduguri and freed hundreds of detainees. Boko Haram's April kidnapping of more than 300 schoolgirls, of whom more than 200 remain captive, attracted international attention and promises of help from several countries including the United States, China and former colonizer Britain.

Nigeria has a large army of some 80,000 troops with a budget of $2.3 billion but demoralized soldiers say they are outgunned by Boko Haram, and that some of their colleagues are colluding with and even fighting for the insurgents. Endemic corruption has officers stealing some of the pay of the rank and file, who complain they are dumped in remote areas and ordered to fight without food or water despite blistering temperatures.

Boko Haram now holds a string of towns in all three of the northeastern states that have been under a military emergency since May 2014 — Adamawa, Yobe and hardest-hit Borno.

The seizures come as the United States announced that it is about to launch a major border security program for Nigeria and its neighbors to fight Boko Haram.

U.S. assistant secretary for African affairs, Linda Thomas-Greenfield, made the announcement Thursday when she and the United Nations expressed deep concern about the deteriorating security situation. In an apparent rebuke to the Nigerian government and the military's denials of the perilous situation, she said it was "past time for denial and pride."

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https://news.yahoo.com/islamic-extremists-grab-towns-northeast-nigeria-120031286.html

-CramJones

this guy is a big fool. What personal efforts have you made to see to the end of this war? You have allowed your hatred for GEJ to beclouded your sense of judgement.