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Wow! I took all the pain to read through your post, although it's a Monday morning,Lol.

What I see there is that you are a novist when it comes to love making. You should be grateful she isn't cheating on you with a real guy. Your sex life is whack.

Most girls masturbate/handle themselves to complement their husband's lapses on bed. Ask around you will get what I mean.

I guess you need to sit her down and discuss about your sex life...

Resign if need be and get a job that will give you enough time with your wife .

AfricanApple: I usually see some girls wear ankle chain and I kinda admire it sometimes as I see it as fashion. but I was told its worn by prostitutes, that its what they use to identify themselves. how true is this besides how do you view girls who wear it.

for those I've seen who wears it, most of them are decent girls, so how come

it is worn by most lesbians. That's their trade mark.

topelouis: You don't noe the definition of a long write-up.

@topic......Seems to me its Kenneth u really love...too bad he's changed his contact.....move on miss and stop wallowing in self pity

I guess, what she missed were the recharge cards and the pocket monies.

Lol

Jakpon: I just learnt that Boko Haram has captured Michika in Adamawa this morning. So far, they'v got three towns in Adamawa state:
Madagali
Gulak
Michika

Source please... Spreading unconfirmed reports...
Learnt from where/who....

Keneking: You don't win a war on the airport Tarmac hit the bull's eye.
Jona ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh trying to win the war on BH since 2011.

. Pessimist !!!

Keneking: You don't win a war on the airport Tarmac hit the bull's eye.
Jona ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh trying to win the war on BH since 2011.

. Pessimist !!!

Hero10001: Ignoramus pity yourself, beside your an entity of my generation!

Guy, abeg take a stroll...

Hero10001: RUMOUR IGNORAMUS..

I PITY UR GENERATION BRO!

Hero10001: 1200 BH dead?? And how many died from the NA's camp?
This a wrong report emanating from wrong FG officials.

BOKO SYMPATHIZER...

hazyfm: who cares.. keep your family story to you self

the likes of you never learn from past events

pro2010: In Pastor Adeboye's voice* "Baba God says there is somebody that will be overtaken by his anger after reading this...."

The RCCG is the fastest growing merchandise in Nigeria. Besides potential conflict zones, the RCCG merchandize is just about everywhere in Nigeria including the bedroom of the oga in Aso Rock. This is to show that "Dia ris God oo". The God of Daddy Adeboye is really a "Baba God". A Baba of private jets, bank CEO clients on EFCC lists, oil magnets patronage, polithiefcians and most especially the man in Aso Rock.

Pastor AdeboyePastor Adeboye Pastor Adeboye is one "pulpitarian" that seduces my grin. Adeboye has proven that once you tell a story that begins, ends and centres around "Baba God", it can be believed by Nigerian Christians no matter how senseless and untrue it is. The RCCG Christian clan in Nigeria is one Christian sect that can believe any story with the tag of "Baba (God)."

What is more marvelous than the fact that adults in the 21st century can believe a story that a man travelled from Benin to Lagos on an empty fuel tank? None of them saw it but someone claimed that some sky-Baba told him to travel that far without looking at his fuel gauge. Boom! Everyone believes.

Pastor Adeboye has reached the level where he can tell adults that he went for jogging in heaven before coming to mount the pulpit and the religious folks will believe. I am jealous. What can I smoke to reach the level where I can tell people stories and they'll believe it to be true whether or not it is a lie?

But I do not understand why Baba God has not told Daddy Adeboye to do a crusade in the North in places like Jigawa, Yobe, Bauchi, Borno? Haba! Borno? That is too harsh now! Even Baba does not have such imaginations to send our Daddy to Maiduguri. Baba God (*in Adeboye's voice*) is not interested in winning Boko Haram souls; he'll rather concentrate in repeating same old message to people who have already heard it in Lagos and the South. Baba does not need the souls of terrorists and almajaris, so he'll rather concern himself in giving his servant private jets, schools, offerings, tithes, etc. They are more important than the souls of Almajiris and Boko Haramists.

Isn't it awesome that Baba could make a car drive without fuel from Benin to Lagos (which nobody saw except Baba's servant), but cannot use that same power to arrest Boko Haramists? Is it that somebody's Baba cannot do that or somebody has refused to harken to that voice of Baba or perhaps somebody is afraid to come in contact with any incident that will send him to his Baba God? Hmmm, somebody is afraid to go and meet Baba. Well, it's non of my business before his social bodyguards will "kee" me.

RCCG members are to Nigeria what Ebola is to Liberia; they are an epidemic. One thing about them; they do not fail to announce their presence. Their stickers always do the talking. "Redeem family" on their door posts, on the car, in the office and if it were possible to tattoo it on their forehead, they'll do just that. Even the ones that are flying with their legs will tattoo it on their briefcases with faith that one day they'll paste it on their cars.

These folks can believe anything. A typical Redeem member can believe that he can enter Dubai and automatically and then Baba will give him the ability to speak Arabic instantaneously so that a big firm will pay him in millions of dollars to translate Arabic to English for them overnight. It's not their fault. When you believe that someone drove from Benin to Lagos on an empty fuel tank without seeing it, then you can believe anything.

The RCCG church service; well, I'll give them a C. Unlike that of Christ Embassy which full of unending drama scenes, the RCCG service can put you to snoring.

A mathematician will always be a mathematician, even in the way he talks. Is it just me that notices that Adeboye speaks like he is trying to solve arithmetic without a calculator? It is good packaging though. For it is easier to seduce people on the pulpit when you appear and sound humble. Talking that way will never anger you to slap a poor woman for saying she is "a witch for Christ". At least he is not temperamental like his Ota counterpart. Another good thing about talking that way is that it makes it so easy to go unnoticed that you are a lazy praying man.

Adeboye simply calls-out prayer topics and suffers the poor congregation to pray lengthy and chew their hearts out and after that he ends it with a short line "my Baba says it is done" and they shout Amen! After all, they won't call it laziness; it is an excuse for faith. If it was me that was praying that way they'll say I do not have a spiritual life, since there is no Daddy or Papa attached to my name; I am jealous. On the other hand, why would you have to extend your prayers when you already have private jets and a Commander-in-Client? What do you want to pray for? Leave the prayer for the poor men to tear apart.

I want to make an appeal that the dear Daddy should refrain from praying and prophesying about national issues. The first time I heard him speak about national issue was when President Jonathan wanted to contest in 2011. He said Baba God will send good leaders to Nigeria and we ended up with President Goodluck Jonathan. If president GEJ is what Baba intended to send to us, all I can say is "Baba, you can do better than this."

Few months before the subsidy removal he prayed that Baba will work on the country. Before we knew it, the President removed subsidy.

Again, he prayed and cursed Boko Haram, few weeks later Boko Haram attacked Yobe schools and now Baba's curse on Boko Haram has led to thr Chibok tragedy and many more. When news broke that American soldeirs will be joining the Chibok pursuit, he said that Baba will cause the girls to be released soon. Baba must have a special kind of soon.

Whether or not Adeboye's Baba functions, nobody asks questions because nobody questions Baba's spokesman. I don't know whether Adeboye is Baba or Baba is Adeboye. Because if Baba cannot be questioned and Adeboye too cannot be questioned, it means Baba and Adeboye are the same. Well, let me keep quiet "Babatards" will nail me for talking about Baba. Babacracy, you too sweet!

Imoh "Son of David" is a Nigerian Atheist, author, publisher and business man and he writes from South Africa. Follow him on Twitter @ImohDavid.

It's better you remain mute if you really don't understand the rules guiding christiandom.

People don't have to share the same believe or ethics as you. Thank you!

jennyfire007: My friend have problem with her man because she is unable to cum.he is angry because he can't satisfy her.according to her he is very good and last longer than anyone she have ever met.but the problem seems to be because she was circumsized.she really needs advice from nairalanders.she don't wona losse her man

He should engage in more fore play. He should also locate her center of gravity and explore it. Inbox me for more info.

doctorofgirls: Hi:-h . I'm Tamara *XX* . I just want to
make a few things clear to y'all. Firstly, I
don't like being compared to anyone do
that and hell would break loose on your
head. You clingy rachet chicks should stop
acting like you know me, just because you
met me at a party and I start replying you
doesn't prove you know me# And then y'all
that think I'm a snub YES you are right I
don't like people:| so if I don't reply you
and my phone is turned on I don't like you
too and I'm avoiding you# Yes I'm not as
nice as you thought I'm rude that is very
lovely at least I'm real and before you met
me I was me so having you around don't
change nothing so go ahead remove me
and let's stop talking ill still progress
without you# anyone I've offended lately
I'm sorry# I appreciate when you listen to
what I've got to say but if you wanna judge
you should probably leave me now# lemme
address this You and YOU and mostly
YOUUUUUUU yeah you I know you don't
like me and you are a fake friend I'm not
going to pretend I have no idea anymore so
get the hell out of my life don't say bye just
leave. Specially to those who talk shiiii but
you don't know me here's a special message
'I don't know you and don't care to , but if
you talk about me so much I wonder what
time you have to take care of your broke
life :]Y ' . Those that think they can read me
and my actions *ROTFL* OSHEY ^(._.)^ you
have no idea how much I love mind games
# To my old friends ♥♥ ill reach out to y'all
one by one but till then much love from
me# To my real friends if I push you away
pardon me I was getting to know you#
Then to those that are special to me but
don't know it you would realise that soon
but If you do but don't care remember YOU
AIN'T SHIT YOU WEREN'T SPECIAL TILL I
MADE YOU SO. Till I have more to say MIND
YOUR BUSINESS AND DON'T ASK ME
STUPID QUESTIONS GO AND MAKE
MONEY ({}) -TAMZY_RAY SAY SO;

YEYE DEY SMELL!

Agybabe: Farano, why didn't you give the account number?

It ain't necessary you see him if you don't want to and that's after he had send the cash.

That should compensate for the lap-romance naw!

Some bois sha...

Olosho of life

lilprinze: if it is true then the governor of yobe state should be impeached and arrested with immediate effect.

NA SO!

matify: True talk brother

The farther you are the more panoramic and rational your reasoning but when you blindly take sides, your objectivity is misplaced and your views on this narrative is skewed and myopic.

More like, "the more you look the less you see". I share your view bro!

briantex: I just hacked my 2go star, check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAWwQ790O2g

SMALL BOY!

caseless: consensual agreement btw both party.
Sexual cohesiveness btw the opposites.
They mean, sexual principle of reciprocity.
Infact, they mean no sexual militancy and insurgency.
They mean holo-sexual relativity.
I swear, they mean effusion of 'yeses'.
They ar saying sexual desiderata etc.
Hope u understand now.

bros Nawa for you o!

You just compounded the matter...

Idrismusty97: I don't understand

what they are trying to say is that before a guy can have canal knowledge of a girl she must say yes if not it will be seen as rape/molestation.

Get it?

Keneking: Jona ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

. SEE YOUR HEAD LIKE HAND FAN!

karlmax2: Interesting

. SO THE ALMIGHTY APC KNOW LITTLE ABOUT ELECTORAL MALPRACTICE .

Djbond: I am still confused if this is either Beyonce or Nicki Minaj. or we can say its half Bey and half Nicki

na RUKAYAT FOR IBADAN.

Liability: he is the best thing that has ever happened to me. My bf is the most sincere and loving person i have ever seen.

Just on sunday, i was lured into bed by his best friend. He has been disturbing me, asking me of sex. I refused him each time he made this move.

I wanted to report him to my boyfriend, but i dont want to be the cause of their break up. I kept mute because they have been friends from childhood.

On sunday he called my linr that he had a message for him. That his sister was at his place and that she needed to know me.

That was how i was deceived, i entered his room only for him to come from behind, grab me and started doing funny things to me. I wanted to scream but was unable. He held my mouth and entered me before i could do anything.

My bf entered his house without knocking and entered the bedroom and saw us naaaked! Doing it.

I am in tears now. I was deceived. He doesnt pick my call, he doesnt want to see me anymore.

Please advice me. I love him with the whole of my heart. How do i get him back.

FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE TO COME CLEAN... YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO THE GUY NOT TO HAVE TOLD YOUR BOY FRIEND.


I DONT THINK ANY THING CAN BE DONE ABOUT IT AGAIN...MOVE ON AND MAKE SURE YOU LEARN FROM THE EXPERIENCE.

texaco1: In other words , bama did indeed fell into enemy hands yesterday and now the military want to regain control. This isn't good enough. Let's just pray that bh doesn't get their hands on the weapons in bama barracks

Read the post again, digest it and then modify your post...

Orunto: Substerfuge: Hocus pocus:. I say Davis is unskilled and grossly uneducated in international politics. He was part of the tools used to destroy Zimbabue and Mugabe.

HOW CAN YOU ASK A THIEF WHO HIS OGAS ARE AND YOU EXPECT HIM TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH.

ITS EITHER THIS GUY HAS SOLD OUT OR HIGH ON SOME CHEAP WEEDS.

THE BOKO BOYS HAVE JUST SUCCEEDED IN MESSING UP WITH HIS BRAIN.

JESUS IS LORD!!!

Lovetinz: Nairaland Auto Section is populated by people who have wide experience in Automobile problems.
Some are actually qualified Automobile Engineers.

OP, Manual or Auto?

Are you telling me that all the comments that will be made on this particular thread will be from professionals ? I don't think so.

Apart from the ones he will get from here he should also contact another mechanic for a second opinion.

chaplin4u: I quite understand your frustration. To be quite objective, America is a capitalist country. They always look out for their interest and I can bet it with you that the only reason way they developed ZMAPP is because of a crazy terrorist biological attack. Ebola is an Africa problem! We ought to look onto our research institutions for solution not going cap in hand to receive tablets from Obama. We will be made to pay through our nose for our negligence.

Ebola is a wakeup call to a sleeping giant. It's time we are proactive! God bless Nigeria!!

The other day, I heard over the news that America will make sure that a free and fair election will be conducted on Nigeria come 2015.

My stance is that since they are selective in areas where they want to help out, it's better they are stopped totally.

STUPID COUNTRY!!!