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Estharfabian:
She A hoe...




Dump her and collect your phone!
ASAP!!!!!

PreciousRahl:
Hahaha... thanks bro

PreciousRahl:
Good day Nairalanders

*clears throat*

So I have this friend who has this 'cute" girlfriend. Anyways, he got arrested for a crime he did not commit and while in Cell, I was the only one among his friends who would go and visit him and come back to give her updates about his welfare.

I would keep her company to lift up her spirit and gradually I found out we were becoming closer in a platonic sense tho. But recently I found myself falling for her , almost told her one day I became '"High". I called her and was about spilling my feelings , thankfully I got control over myself, kept quiet for more than a minute, she called back a couple of times and I couldn't bring myself to pick up. We saw the next day and she kept asking me what happened, but I just told her an absurd story ...


Anyways I remember a day me and my said friend got .. high before the arrest incident and went to visit her and she asked me if I have a secret crush on her, I just smiled, blushed and said nothing .


By the way my friend has been released and I still have these "feelings" for his girlfriend.... What do I do?


Advice needed... Thanks in advance

HateU2:
No biko
Go to ur bbw
Laaalsticlala loves my Lyk dat

kaayposh:

HateU2:
No pls
I'm just Lyk daat girl in d pix

HateU2:
Wats bbw

trollolololol:
Better! Don't let them pull you into the pusssy nigga life. Keep your eyes open and keep being a bro.

trollolololol:
Only pusssy niggas are scared of karma. Are you a pusssy nigga or a bro? Choose wisely

trollolololol:
Bros have no guilt brother so IDGAF. I don't have any sisters but if I did then she deserves the same treatment if she's becomes someone's slam piece. A slam piece is a biitch and biitches deserve no love :-/

trollolololol:
You’ve had enough of this shiit. You and your bros are at the bar just having a quiet little evening chugging some good beer and discussing money when you feel the vibration in your pocket. It’s a text message from your fuccking slam piece. “Where R you?? I thought we were supposed to hang out tonight!!” Bleep this bitch. You guys have been banging for the past two months and in a drunken moment of insanity, you actually agreed to the ultimate bro hell: a relationship. Ever since then she’s been crazy as Bleep. She tries to get you to meet all her friends, hang out before midnight, and even be seen at bars together. And worst of all, she expects you to be sober the entire time. This shiit just isn’t cutting it – you’re a fuccking bro – you weren’t meant to live in society’s fuccking cage of monogamy. As you read the text message you snap – tonight, much like every night, was made for you and your bros to get fuccked up and hook up with slam pieces.

Through the haze of chugging three bottles, you see a familiar face across the bar. You don’t remember her name, but let’s be honest, outside of your favorite porn star, what girl’s name do you remember? Then it hits you – that’s one of your slam piece’s friends. Sure she was annoying as fucck when you met her, but you might as well fucck her because she was looking for some dickin’. You approach her and within 10 minutes, you’re getting fuccking dome shots in the girls’ bathroom. Thirty minutes after you emerged from the ladies room doing “The Dougie” while your bros chanted your name, your slam piece calls – she’s fucking pissed. You don’t pick up the phone and don’t even fuccking bother listening to the 5 minute long screaming voicemail. You just send her the three words that make you a free man: “We’re done bittch.” Serves her right. That’s what she fuccking gets for trying to control you. While bros hate being trapped in a relationship – you better fuccking believe they love dumping bitches.

Now I know what everyone out there is saying – “How the fucck would bros ever get into a situation where they would have to dump a bittch? Bros don’t have girlfriends, they have slam pieces!” While this is by definition true, there’s a problem. Slam pieces realize bros are the most genetically perfect human beings so they naturally get attached. They don’t want just a one night stand, they want the whole fuccking thing. Sadly, there is only so much bro to go around, therefore we have to step up and do the right thing. We have to let those biitches know when we’ve used them up. Bros get such a fuccking high by seeing how devastated a girl gets when she finds out she’ll never get to bang them again. The more she cries and begs to stay together, the more he realizes, “I’m really fuccking good at banging!” So how does a bro dump a girl? Let’s take a fuccking look!

1. Loud Public Dumping – Everyone says the smart thing to do when you’re breaking up is to do it in public - that way there won’t be a scene. Well, bros do that shiit in public, but they do it to make a scene. By dumping a girl at the bar, while everyone and their fuccking mother is around to witness it, not only do you let the World know that you’re single and ready to bang some stranger, but that you are the one that did the dumping. Slam pieces fuccking love a bro who’s in charge, so this shiit just makes you even more of a bang-magnet.

2. Ignore Her – Say it’s past the point of a public dumping and you just want to move on and really never talk to her again. In this case, it’s best to just ignore the shiit out of her. When I say ignore, I don’t mean just wait longer to return her phone calls or text messages – I mean just straight up pretend that she never fuccking existed. Like say you run into her at the bar - treat her like a stranger. When she comes screaming in your face about why you won’t talk to her, ask her what her name is. She’ll probably call you an asshole or some shiit, but just tell her that’s not your name and introduce yourself. If she doesn’t get the picture by this point, make it clear that you’re single and ask her if she’s got a boyfriend. By acting like she doesn’t exist, eventually she won’t. Fucck that biitch

3. Cheat on Her - Sometimes, bros just need to do the honorable thing: bang another slam piece. Now this is tricky - since bros are the smartest people on the fuccking planet, they always get away with cheating, but when you’re trying to dump a biitch, you WANT to get caught. Perhaps the best method is by banging one of your girlfriend’s roommates, friends, or even one of her sisters. This ensures that she will definitely find out. In addition banging one of her close friends will be easy as shiit since all girls fuccking do is gossip, so they will have definitely heard how fuccking awesome you are at banging. She’ll usually be so embarrassed that she’ll never want to speak to you again, which is obviously a fuccking jackpot. Side effects for her may include years of therapy, but don’t worry - her future husband/ “taster of your dick” will pay for that.

“Let’s just be friends.” It’s a phrase the rest of society uses when they break up. It may ease their guilt, but luckily for us – we don’t get guilt. When bros dump biitches, there’s no worrying about her feelings or telling her “it’s gonna be alright” while you gently pat her on the back – there’s fuccking tears! After all, being with a bro is the pinnacle of any girl’s life. Despite her violent eruptions and ridiculous claims that we’re “assholes” for sleeping with their sisters, time will pass. You fuccking know that some late night down the road you’ll get that text saying, “What are you up 2??” Oh, she’ll be back for another ride on the almighty D – they always come back.

Only true bros will understand
Don't be a pusssy, be a fuccking bro

Smellymouth:
@jackofall, This depends on how you feel about your ex. If you still love her and you trust her to stay in the relationship this time, then accept her back..

But Understand that this ex may want you back because she thinks that you've found happiness with someone else. If she can break up that relationship, she'll revert back to the person she was before and probably break up with you again.

That's the chance you'll have to take if you go back to her. Were it me, I'd stay with my present girlfriend, but the choice is certainly yours...

Mobileman829:
And you wil be crazier if you believe them. lol

Mobileman829:
And you wil be crazier if you believe them. lol

SUPERPACK:
Too many Advanced prostitutes on the loose nowadays, May she be pregnant in Jesus name.

BoiledHead:
Tell her that I said she is a fool.

She met a random dude online. Travelled to Ogun State to meet with him. Had sex wth for 4 nights free of charge.

What advice is needed again?

beeyhive:
Scatter my yaannsh, it is for you(couldn't believe I could say that). The guy sef stop look me.

sinaj:
Lol u dnt av to be bold to knw me



M nt frm pluto


M jux a typical naija bae