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i never try, your present, on xmas no b/day
serious, happy bday, good work brother, i have gained a lot from this site, advice, both good and bad, ideas from people's stupidity, lots thank God 4 the day of your birth and the woman that gave birth to you.

@poster, blind bat, under your nose ur girl got hooked up with another guy, and you can't sleep, see rope, see fan.

poster, at this age of facebook

@poster
i am still looking 4 my language, plzzzzzzzzzzzz have you seen it

bfbs:
hey, armpit smelling sick minded prick , love doesn't stink! ok!

cescky, don't mind the block head Kenyan guy, he lacks manners,
@poster, young man, love and being faithful are two different things, but if you sincerely love your chic are she thinks otherwise, i advise you to start having a plan "B" cos she might be saying you don't love cos friend are pushing those ideas into her head and sooner or later she might step up and drop you behind

there is something fundamentally wrong, while sha they've always say that you can't get a perfect queen or king, you have to make one 4 yourself.
so i suggest you buy he "tooth brush and paste" {tell him not to take it personal}

@bfbs, monkey, do you have to go round all treads insulting pple, i think you need to grow up.

onyinye2:
that is exactly what i love about quite guys. there is something mysterious about them that you just want to get to know more and figure out. Me personally i like guys who are the quiet, poetic,intelligent type. people think because they are quiet that most be dull. but to tell yall the truth, my best conversations came from guys who were deemed as the "shy quiet" type.

lady, you just described me.

NubianQ:
My dear, i even started watching football, even till today i don't even know the rules of the game. i never knew what an offside game or anything but because of love i was an idiot

pe le, sorryooooooooooo, but you wash dis guy down like dis, dis same guy get some good sides as well

guys, i think it's time to start rating the person with the most ridiculous act?

shylladear:
@tunes 2k10
am not lying and i hate people calling me a liar  

the reason is because ave never fallen in love so how do u expect me to do something crazy for a guy i don't love  

impossible  

stone heart, why don't you give me a try, if you won't fall flat. e bi like say pupsy dey lock dis one up.

NubianQ:
Sharp guy!

, me sharp kee, i just wan help.

sorry, did i say pastor, apologies

izeek, izeek, izeek how many times i call u? u mama dey house dey wait 4 u, i know say dat kind thing if happen (like one governor wife get pikin 4 pastor ), but na for your mouth e suppose comut from?

NubianQ:
Just remembered more

I Bought an EX 12 Designer perfumes/ Shoes on a trip to the US and spent alot of Money shopping for him and when he left London, he left with 2 boxes full of clothes for himself and presents for his relatives

I bought him Mobile phones and Credit

I always made sure i got him all the Arsenal things like Jerseys, Mugs, Arm bands, T shirts anything Arsenal to make him happy!

When he dumped me i was begging so much that i told him to keep me as a Woman even if he gets someones else. i cried and cried and didnt work for months. Lost Jobs, my life was a standstill

Somethings i can't even open my mouth to talk about!

I was a fool sha! more to come And i wonder why i don't like men!

o baby, sorry oooooooooo, no mind that guy.
why u come punish ursef like dat when cool guy like me dey here.
u knw, i no dey too expensive, u fit just send half of wetin u send 2 ur ex.
particularly the Arsenal things.

sistawoman:
I have done the following:

Traveled 2 states to be with a guy
Taken out a loan for a dude
Supported a dude
Allowed a dude to drive my car
Begged a dude
Accepted someone back after they put their hands on me

And a few other things that I will not ever mention out loud that are only between me and a God.

Thank God those days are over and I have finally found my King that treats me like a Queen and loves me dearly.

congrats ooooooooooooo, thank God for you, praise da Lord.
sisters in da house pls tap from her blessings

pls, do you have cure for the love portion, cos there is one girl like that i have never admired b4 but about a week ago i had a love dream about her?

gabrywyl:
YIKES!!! OH MY GOD. . . That is like so sad. . .

Tell me you're joking. . .

why should i joke about death?

shylladear:
i don't think ave done anything silly or crazy for a guy before

i don't like pple lying, we would report you, everyone has been a fool to love before. so don't tell us you're too smart.

gabrywyl:
No way. . . My mom snores and my sister's fiance snores yet they don't get no hypertension and they are the healthiest person in this house.

you got it all wrong, the person snoring enjoys he or she sleep but I'm talking of a hypertensive patient sleeping with them. i read it on one of our dailies, i think daily trust.

one of the explanation given is once they wake up or the sleep is disrupted, their blood pressure will increase.

CARUSO:
Trekked from Sapele to Lagos, from Lagos to Cotonou, i was ferried to Sudan, and trekked to Libya

From Libya i swam into Morrocco, from Morroco, i got taken to Spain on a small fishing boat, climbed over the barb wired fence into SPAIN

and from Spain i got hidden in a lorry full of tomatoes bound for London!


ANYTHING FOR MY LOVE OF ENGLAND!!

oooo guy or na chic u be, u try, so where you dey now, sapele or london (deported)?

iz2much:
Spent My school Fees For Her.

Sold My Sporty Car , Just to get some chess to take her out

Had sex with her in the library Toilet Just To satisfy Her sexual Urges.

And Many More,

wetin i go call dis one now?

foolishness or love?
bros u try.

EFOSA VAL:
ok see me later

baby where and when?

Godalone:
Is it a crime for a lady to snore?

you sure say this guy no dey snore too,
brother, it's a big crime, i mean very big crime cos research has shown that it is a risk to does having hypertension

For me, i have had lots of them, there is this on, we attended the same sch, lived in same estate, go to the same Church, and played daddy and mummy, we had to to part ways when her dad was transfered. 2years back heard she died, kind of she miss her.

love is foolishness (been there done that)

if she continues, plan with some of your friends when she starts snoring you carry her out of the house with the bed and drop her on the street
i guess that should be a natural solution to your problem.

EFOSA VAL, walker walker, abeg you fit borrow me your leg, i seriously need to catch one of my boss wey don dey try me.

tinard:
Your parents thought long and hard and gave you the name Kikidaopelopeolaoluwatodamisi. What do you actually call yourself? Do you really need a second or third name. Post if you have heard similar, longer names or is your s like this as well?

jezzzzzzzzzz, 29 alphabet name, what were they thinking. looking for an award (from G book of records)