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viickerz:
u think like a fish

what happened to simplicity and humility?

Sounds like stupidity

I personally recommend the Op for the NATIONAL MERIT AWARD.

One of the best posts I have ever read on NL

natasha:
Can someone please help with me with some information on how to legally adopt a child in Nigeria, specifically a family member's child? Whats the criteria, process, length of time? I do not live in Nigeria either but I am happy to come down to complete the process.

Or if you can provide me with the contact details of the department that deals with this please.

PS: I have tried google but there is limited information on this for the "nigerian system"

If you still need help, I canake enquiries for you from my inlaw who adopted 2 of his late brother's children.

otimothy:
chai i tap into this blessing abeg God bless my hustle and purnish those vanity upon vanity monkeys cos jesus rode into nazareth he didnt trek.

Stop deceiving urself, bro. Jesus did not buy 7000 donkeys to ride into Nazareth

crazygod:
Mr, with the little economics i know, inflation refers to excess circulation of money in the economy. What led the naira to the quagmire it has found itself is the continuos importation of goods and services against local production. Another index is the continous comparison of dollar to naira in relation to the cost of living in our economy.
When u continue to increase salaries also expect increase in demand and at the same time, increase in prices of goods and services as a result of increase in imports void of local products. resulting effect will be increase in the rate of inflation and continious fall in the value if naira.

The tuitions your parents paid for your education was not in vain, and you dont seem to be one of those blind political sycophants.

Keep it up bruv

hayzed2:
Too harsh #fact

...and his was soft, abii?

jj

reuben79:
Jonathan as done d worst 4 dis our generation.but God almighty will judge him.he will Nt go free.b4 u can quote say amen to dis prayer, God of heave will rule ur life d way and manner Jonathan ruled dis country.say amen b4 u can quote me okk.

Study to pass your JAMB first.

In 1984 did Shagari hand him any handover note before he started ruling?





#Stoppointingfingers #Startworking

Maybe they know that there were no missing girls

Real military power

Rilwayne001:
Sculpture of the clueless drunkard in his fedora hat… Even his sculpture looks like a slowpoke!

I can see some idiotard crying after me. The goat below me is another victim of jonathan's cluelessness, an odouriferous transmogrified creature of perennial failure! The apogee of failure de apologia!

Children born "Under-bridge" will always behave as such.

Ymodulus:
He claims Jonathan was a good president. Yet rather than get an Innoson Vehicle as his official car. He got a foreign brand Range Rover Evogue. So much for transformation.

I Hate Transformation, I love Change!!

Too sad, Wike is for Patience Jonathan and Patience Jonathan is for wike. River State indigenes are doomed. They are lucky, that this doomness will not last long before they see the light of Dakuku Peterside.



-Ymodulus
"I am for everybody; And I am for nobody. - @MBuhari. #EagleSquare #DemocracyDay #NewNigeria"

The private jet Amechi was using was made in Aba, abi?



#Hypocricy

free2ryhme:
Go and read this post for clarity and understanding

https://www.nairaland.com/2306552/oh-dear..shocking-thai-police-officer

U always cry more than the bereaved.

U will only make significant progress in ur life if u focus more on ur own biz (if u have any) than spending 22 hours daily on NL following Igbo threads.

Why do u always have premature ejaculation whenever u hear anything about the Igbos?

free2ryhme:
How come the complete ones are killing themselves in Ladipo, dying in Asia prisons for drug trafficking, sending 419 emails, involve in ritual killings,

Do u have any theory for this

Not ginger, garlic

kcynho:
[size=20pt] Hmmmmm ,And they are smelling Ginger Gingerrr [/size]

1dafullymade:
buh OP, permit me to ask, u hv a "BoyFriend" right?, & this ur "boyfriend", I supoz he is a christian, right?...if ur answers to d above questions are in d affirmative, den u confuse me with d "I don't want to be a part of the "hypocrite" thing going on in d church.."statement....just as ur now boyfriend,who I believe is a "christian" saw,admired,wooed u & u accepted, is the same way these other guys saw,admired(still admire),wooed(still wooing) u & is upto u to either accept or reject their advances...so whatz d news here? or are they outrightly asking u for sex?, is it now wrong for pple,irrespective of d group they belong in, to xpress themselves?is it not possible for dez guys asking u out to actually mean well & "might" respect & abide by any conditions u give...by the way,don't u think dat u and ur boyfriend are already hypocrites(that is,if u guys indulge in kissing & any other sexual acts,even if u don't indulge in s*x itself)?.........

Nawa for we women, if they "woo/pursue" us,wahala, if they don't, we start crying & going from one church/pastor to the other asking for deliverance...its well oooo

Anyways sweetie, plz don't b pissed,just appreciate dem for desiring u & politely turn dem down(so far dey ar young unmarried pple), buh if is d married ones ? my dear, u really don't need to be polite cus itz obvious what they want..

Plz keep serving d Lord in anyway u can, don't b discouraged by all d distractions plz...

Are u in my mind?

The op is as guilty as those making passes at her.

#biggerhypocrites#

Itulah:
About N1.3M. White wedding expenses not inclusive.

BUT EVERYTHING U POSTED THERE IS NOT UP TO N300.000. WHERE IS THE 1.3M COMING FROM?

emorse:
Bros bone o. Na who don chop belle full dey discover talent o. If you went through the OP, You would discover that they have very solid background.

I am not trying to take away your excuses from you. just hold them very close to your heart

While many graduates are busy blaming govts for their joblessness

dridowu:
o boy, next time also read the topic " South Africa xenophobia: Anger over Nigeria
envoy recall" that is main topic direct from BBC, so how did i get it wrong MrKnowitall

...and the people that brought you up did a very good job on the "bolded"

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dridowu:
o boy, next time also read the topic " South Africa xenophobia: Anger over Nigeria
envoy recall" that is main topic direct from BBC, so how did i get it wrong MrKnowitall

Defending stu.pidity.

Sorry na me find ur trouble

dridowu:
I don't think recalling of the ambassador is right in the 1st place. Ambassador recalling should be the last at least till average Nigerian citizen have being evacuated from there.

Always try to read wt understanding. The post said they were "summoned" for "consultations" , and not outright "recall"

They use them to flash investors

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mumbasa:
Ukwuani is not a dialect and it is not Igbo. It’s an ethnic group it’s a language that is linguistically similar to Igbo language.

Something makes Umu- igbo sees themselves as always superior. Igbo, Ukwuani, Ekpeye, Ogba & Ikwerre are familiar tribes. Let everyone respect each other instead of claiming the territories of one another. The greediest among these tribes is Igbo.

All over the world we have distinct tribes with similar language and no one claims that the other person is answering his name so he must be Igbo.

Spanish and Portuguese – they both answer names like Diego, Jose, Fernando but the Portuguese man doesn’t wake up to tell the Spanish man that you are answering my name and you are Portuguese.

When a Portuguese man answers Rodriguez it’s a portugese name similarly when a Spanish man answers Rodriguez it becomes a Spanish name.

NO ONE OWNS THE NAME.

Uhrobo and Isoko – They both answer names like Afoke, Oghene.

Bini, Esan, Etsako – They are also different languages. I don’t mean dialects

Eleme and Ogoni – Some similar names but again different language and no one claims the other.

Ukwuani ,Ikwerre, Ekpeye, Ogba, and Igbo language – Big problem because the Igbo’s say we are answering their names but let me point out that if an Igbo man answers Chukwu it’s an Igbo name, If an Ukwuani man answers Chukwu it becomes an Ukwuani name similarly when an ikwerre man answers Chukwu its now an Ikwerre name.

Itsekiri and Yoruba language – they also have same problems with Yoruba’s but let them speak for themselves.

Ụkwụànì (sometimes spelled Ụkwànì) are a distinct ethnic group of people located in the heart of Delta State in the Delta North Senatorial District they occupy three local governments in Delta state and some of them bleed into Rivers state. They are closely related to the Ndoni people found in Rivers states in Nigeria.

They didn’t say they are not Igbo’s because someone drew a map and that placed them in Delta State. Remember that before the war they were all in one state with; Igbo’s , Ikwerres , Ijaw’s and Itshekiri’s called eastern region but they supported the Nigerian cause during the civil war and do not in any way consider themselves to be of the Igbo stock. Ụkwụànì language has 88% resemblance with dialects of Aboh and Ndoni.

When an Ikwerre, Ekpeye or Ukwuani man tells you that he is not Igbo it doesn’t mean that there is anything wrong with the Igbo’s or it’s a bad thing to be Igbo but don’t just use your ignorance to discard my identity and give me yours. There are many very intelligent, successful, rich talented Igbo’s spread all over the world so you can see that there is nothing wrong with the Igbo’s.

JUST DON’T DISCARD MY IDENTITY – Maybe the Itsekiris and some people in parts of Kogi and Kwara feel same because I have heard many of them say I am not Yoruba and the Yoruba man says your name is Tunde how can you say you are not Yoruba.

This is the type of statement someone made in South Africa, and 2day many are dead and businesses detroyed because of that.

Young03:
Private part ke?


Abeg d picture no show well

E no suppose show well, that's why it's called PRIVATE part.

mytime24:
so u dey fear


I go send E-police to cme aftr U

Fear who?
You sure say dey done born the the person wey I go fear?

realjoker:
pls i will like to know in private then, maybe its different from what i know

Sorry, I cannot even disclose it to my wife, let alone someone I dont know.