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Sports › Re: Messi: Real Madrid Is The Best Team In The World by tuzle(m): 11:07am On Jun 08, 2024
Freshtruth:
Just imagine if Messi played for Madrid


Madrid made Ronaldo not the other way round

Forgive me my Fans led me astray thinking I was close to even compete with your son
This is false. He won champion league at Manu and balloon dor and is the only one to win it while playing in epl. So if any team made Ronaldo, it should be Manu and not Madrid. Except u started watching football when he went to Madrid.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa: 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 7th June 2024 by tuzle(m): 8:54pm On Jun 07, 2024
I am not watching the game but when I checked online to see the lineup, I knew immediately that we where finished. How did ihenacho that couldn't get a start for Leicester in championship start for us. What is onuachu doing in the team. Who the Bleep are tanimu and bashiru? Finidi want to tell me he couldn't find better players compared to this guys. Even the bench self isn't encouraging.
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Girlfriend To A Pulp (Photos) by tuzle(m):
Omo this is terrible, but I don't know why I can't just stop laughing. When I saw the title the op use, at first I was like what kind of description is this but after seeing the image omo I now understand why he did so. Sha that guy needs to be arrested. How do u beat someone into such. He could probably have killed her instead. But seriously I still don't believe this. How can the force that made the head look like that not damage the brain?
Sports › Re: Tunde Onakoya And Deborah Quickpen Chess Match Holds On June 11, 2024 by tuzle(m): 1:24pm On Jun 06, 2024
Vinal34:
True, she is good too
what is her lichess user name? I like seeing young people like this take chess seriously. Although we still have a along way to go if we want to break into the best when it comes to chess because we are far far behind. We will get blown away by any of the top nations when it comes to chess.
Sports › Re: Joe Mazzulla Meets With Pep Guardiola Before 2024 NBA Finals by tuzle(m): 11:07am On Jun 06, 2024
flyinnizam:
Doncic is the final MVP not Tatum
they haven't played finals yet now. Although I expect doncic to win it because the guy has been awesome. Also I even prefer jalen brown to Tatum in that Boston team.
Sports › Re: Joe Mazzulla Meets With Pep Guardiola Before 2024 NBA Finals by tuzle(m): 11:03am On Jun 06, 2024
unity004:
I am feeling amazing right now. I am fan of both citizens and Celtics.
We are bringing the NBA championship to Boston.
Tatum for NBA championship MVP.
With Jaylen Brown, Porzingis, White, Jrue Holiday and Tatum as starting players, the Dallas Mavericks
With Luka doncic, irving, Washington & co stands no chance at the Finals, in fact Celtics are winning 4 - 2 in game six of seven.
doncic should win championship mvp. I trust him to perform this finals even thou I want Celtics to win. I won't write off maverick because they have been amazing this playoffs. I didn't expect them to sweep timberwolves the way they did. They also played a very strong, although inexperienced Oklahoma.
Celebrities › Re: Sean Kingston Booked Into Florida Jail After $1M Fraud (Video) by tuzle(m): 10:58pm On Jun 05, 2024
Uncletony:
What is wrong with black people?!
why did u have to put black? Shey white people don't commit crime ni?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Feud Between Neighbors In Costa Rica Explodes Into Deadly Violence by tuzle(m): 6:42pm On Jun 05, 2024
AmericanIdiot:
what’s the difference between Nicaragua and Costa Rica? It’s the same level of uselessness na
Potato ,po TAH to
hmmm
Foreign Affairs › Re: Feud Between Neighbors In Costa Rica Explodes Into Deadly Violence by tuzle(m): 6:18pm On Jun 05, 2024
AmericanIdiot:
Nicaragua is almost as useless as Nigeria sef so body go dey pepper everybody there too😂😂
it happened in Costa Rica thou. The dead man is from nicaragua
Celebrities › Re: One Of The Body Of The 2 Girls Who Travell To See A Rich Man Found Without Head. by tuzle(m): 8:21pm On Jun 04, 2024
LexngtonSteele:
angry

No one deserves to be killed including prostitutes...

BUT the level of greed & entitlement in (many) Nigerian girls is alarming.

I travel a lot within Africa and even in poorer countries, females aren't gold diggers to that extent.

Many Nigerian ladies have become so greedy that they don't even want to milk you in a relationship, that will take too much time. They say they want hook-ups which is faster to extract money.

Tinder dating in most other countries is so much fun. Even in USA, you still see Ol0sh0 on Tinder but they are honest about it. Nigerian Tinder - 95% of them are Olosh0, even it they say " no hook-up" on their profile....

The moment you get into DMs, they start to ask how much you want to offer. I just laugh when I hear 50k for short time and 300k for weekend. 😃.

I am not part of the misogynist crew here but this is a sad reality.

Rest in Peace / Pieces to the girls. I even read that the killer withdrew NGN 1 million from one of them. Probably proceeds of prostitution. shocked

You go into a stranger's house - you don't know the diseases he might have, if he's a serial killer, if there are 10 guys wanting to gang rape you, if he's a ritualist, or a kidnapper or sexual deviant...... as long as he pays you.

And this goes to men too having casual sex up and down, but the truth is, the risks are far higher for ladies.

How can anyone choose this undignifying source of income ? lipsrsealed undecided
but they are not Nigerians
Christianity Etc › Re: ‘Things Are Hard' - Pastor Adeboye Says by tuzle(m): 5:04pm On Jun 03, 2024
In times of hardship we should call on God, like we have been calling on sango all this while
Politics › Re: Nigeria Minimum Wage In Numbers: From N125 In 1981 To Over N490k Demand In 2024 by tuzle(m): 11:56am On Jun 03, 2024
The amount labour is quoting isn't possible but fg self are not serious 60k is nothing and they can do better. Tinubu promised and promised but now that is time to fulfill, they are using excuses.
Politics › Re: Police To NLC, TUC: Shelve Your Strike, prioritise dialogue to reduce hardship by tuzle(m): 8:45am On Jun 03, 2024
Oracle411:
How can NLC that is attached to a political party LP that had a fierce candidate (Obi) be organizing strike.
This is a political war.

BAN NLC
u are talking like nlc just started organizing protest when tinubu became the president. It shows ur political biasness and someone who doesnt mean well for the people. Under Jonathan regime, labour organized strike and most apc members where in fore front of it. Even before Jonathan time, labour has been protesting, so it isn't news.
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Signs Kylian Mbappe by tuzle(m): 7:27am On Jun 03, 2024
Bubu4Sea:
Real Madrid after winning go to thank God not the god of the religion of peace.
So God helps them.
that is because Spain is a Christian nation. Same way a team from the Arab nation will thank Allah.
Romance › Re: Ugandan Rev. Father, Lucian, In Leaked Sex Tape Scandal. He Denies It by tuzle(m): 4:26pm On Jun 02, 2024
chatinent:
Shift. I speak from experience. Saint my foot.
he is being sarcastic
Education › Re: Will The Police Arrest All Jehovah Witnesses In Nigeria? by tuzle(m): 2:03pm On Jun 02, 2024
BreconHills:
You are wrong.

Download the The National Anthems Act 2024 to see the offences and penalties under it.
so u are saying one can be forced to sing the national anthem when the person isn't in a official setting that require them to? Like they can just stop u on the road and ask u to sing it?
Sports › Re: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by tuzle(m): 12:32pm On Jun 02, 2024
tiswell:
Porto was in the 'wolves" category when Jose Mourinho won it
this is not true. They have won the European cup (later changed to champion league) before that time and they are one of the biggest team in Portuguese league with several champion league appearance before that time. They even won the UEFA European league two years before. So Porto and wolves are never in the same category.
Sports › Re: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by tuzle(m): 10:53am On Jun 02, 2024
89green:
No doubt

Next on the list of the Champions League/European Cup’s most successful managers are Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane and Liverpool’s Bob Paisley, who are all tied on three.
zidane was the fastest among the 3
Sports › Re: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by tuzle(m): 10:53am On Jun 02, 2024
castrokins:
Has He Won It With Wolves?
when last did wolves or any team in the same frame as wolves win it or got close to winning it?
Sports › Re: UCL: Ancelotti Becomes Most Successful Manager Ahead Of Guardiola, Mourinho by tuzle(m): 10:50am On Jun 02, 2024
Legend. He also won it twice as a player when it was still called European cup with ac milan.
Crime › Re: Man Found Dead Inside A Transformer In Benue: Suicide Or Vandalism? (Graphic) by tuzle(m): 9:07am On Jun 02, 2024
tiswell:
keep kwayet!

On what evidence are your allegations based?
why would someone commit suicide with a transformer?
Crime › Re: Man Found Dead Inside A Transformer In Benue: Suicide Or Vandalism? (Graphic) by tuzle(m):
Suicide or vandalism? I will say both. That is what u get when u decide to be stupid and greedy and ur village people decide to create room for u in the afterlife. After examining the picture, I will still rule out suicide because why would anyone go through all this stress to commit suicide when they are far easier ways to do so? So it is either he was murdered and placed there or he is an inexperienced vandal.
Sports › Re: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by tuzle(m): 8:46am On Jun 02, 2024
Fiscus105:
Alonso is odd in that list, not yet a legend.


Ancelotti.

Ferguson.

Guadiola.

Mourhino.

Zidane.
I agree with ur list although guadiola could be argued to be anywhrre among the top 3 and I am not a fan of his. But I agree with ancelloti being the best. He has won the league in all the 5 top leagues. He won 2 champions league with ac Milan and 3 with Madrid. Legendary shit. He as even coached both average teams and world best teams unlike the rest (with an exception of Mourinho depending on how u rank Roma) who have only coached big teams.
Sports › Re: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by tuzle(m): 8:43am On Jun 02, 2024
Vinnie2000:
The Successes Enjoyed by Zidane and Ancelotti in Real Madrid was laid by the Foundation of MOURIHNO.
Nothing special about them. sad sad

From 2004-2010, Real Madrid did NOT ever cross Quarter final of UCL. embarassed

But from 2011, MOURIHNO came and gave them 3 Semi-finals.
Ancelotti took over from there and won La Decima.

So Ancelotti and Zidane should not be OverPraised. undecided
some people just like saying things they don't know. Mourinho that didn't win it for Madrid laid the foundation for ancelloti and zidane to win it at Madrid, are u joking or what? Was that the first time ancelloti won the champions league? Someone who has won a champions league before Mourinho won his first.
Sports › Re: Which Of These Coaches Had The Greatest Legacy? by tuzle(m): 8:36am On Jun 02, 2024
englishmart:
Zidane, Guardiola and Anchelotti were just lucky. Have you forgotten that Anchelotti almost relegated Everton?
Sir Alex was a match fixer.
The only two legit records there are owned by Mourinho and Xabi
this guy dey whine me sha, person win champions league 4 times, u talk say him lucky. Baba define luck for me? If xabi doesn't do well next season, then people will say he was lucky, just like Leicester city when they won the league.
Sports › Re: Al Hilal Beats Al Nassr to Seal King’s Cup Title as Ronaldo Goes Trophyless by tuzle(m): 12:00pm On Jun 01, 2024
MonsterVerse:
oga I just post picture yes of course... About all I post who does better simple..

If you are Ronaldo fan stop beating around the bush please...

Messi do assist pass.. Dribble pass.. Freekick pass,chance create pass, award pass, cup pass, who does that better i mean.. undecided
that is not what the picture implies. The picture simple means Ronaldo only knows how to score and nothing else which is not correct. In fact in most arguments made that is what most Messi fans say that he is only a goal scorer.
Sports › Re: Al Hilal Beats Al Nassr to Seal King’s Cup Title as Ronaldo Goes Trophyless by tuzle(m): 11:18am On Jun 01, 2024
MonsterVerse:
angry
If they can say as u said fine... But they say otherwise..

So we don't need their truth.. Messi has only scored 4 free kicks more than him(Ronaldo).. Who started career miles ahead before Messi ..
Oga rest, Ronaldo fans and truth pathway.. We don't need there fu*king truth..
I am not comparing free kick. From the picture u posted, u stated Ronaldo only knows how to score goals and I am trying to disprove that.
Sports › Re: Al Hilal Beats Al Nassr to Seal King’s Cup Title as Ronaldo Goes Trophyless by tuzle(m): 10:37am On Jun 01, 2024
MonsterVerse:
grin

No words...!!!
this is not true. We know Messi fans hate Ronaldo and Ronaldo fans hate Messi but let's be truthful sometimes. After Messi Ronaldo is the second on all time assists rank of all time. He is also in the top 10 all time free kick scorer of all time. Messi has only scored 4 more freekicks than ronaldo
TV/Movies › Re: Breath Of Life: A Review By Deji Yesufu by tuzle(m): 10:16pm On May 31, 2024
babzlim:
if you haven't pls do then give me feedback.
I can't assure u I will watch it. Like I have just lost this interest in watching movies and when I do, I end up fast forwarding for most of the movie. Although my sister said it is a nice movie.
TV/Movies › Re: Breath Of Life: A Review By Deji Yesufu by tuzle(m): 9:40pm On May 31, 2024
babzlim:
omo even if your heart na stone this movie will melt it, if you haven't watched pls go find it and watch.

have watched this movie over and over and over again.
Film can't melt my heart. I just don't know why I find movies boring this days. there was a time I liked India films, but now I find them annoying. When I was younger, I still use to manage to watch Nigerian movies but now I don't even think I can even start it. Same goes for Hollywood movies, I just find them so boring this days. I think I am weird.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Switzerland For Coming In With Laser Pointer by tuzle(m): 6:30pm On May 31, 2024
KiNg0G:
Come on bro what you need that for?
You ain't a cop, a military or a menaic son
You jx a niga who went there for green pastures
And got caught with a laser... what a huge fuçk up!.
na laser for presentation now

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