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Celebrities › Re: Ex-Model, Crystal McKinney, Accuses Diddy Of Sexually Assaulting Her In 2003 by tuzle(m): 9:29am On May 22, 2024
michlins:
Only Diddy is gay, bisexual, rapist, straight,sex trafficker.

Only one person. But what do I know?
omo same thing I wanted to say and they will still call him many more.
Sports › Re: Mauricio Pochettino And Chelsea Part Ways With Immediate Effect. by tuzle(m): 7:56pm On May 21, 2024
Zonefree:
That's how to know an ambitious club.

Poch is an average coach. He doesn't have this winning mentality.

Chelsea is a big club, qualifying for Europa is not their standard.

Ngozi united is very much happy with their mediocre coach even after finishing 8th on the table.

Assnal fans are saying this is their best season, even after going trophy less without playing any finals.
best season since after arsene Wenger era and in recent years.
Sports › Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by tuzle(m): 6:04pm On May 21, 2024
osazsky:
it's not only a change of name the cups are diff also check my previous post ...so don't use the world epl..that's y I wanted u to correct urself
how many champions league does Madrid have? The first 5 weren't called champion league, but they still count it as their win.
Crime › Re: Caleb Onyemaeachi Chidera Detained, Tortured By Soldiers Over Banex Plaza Issue by tuzle(m): 4:21pm On May 21, 2024
mohims:
How does it concern is? Go and meet the Nigerian Army authorities!
na when dey touch you too, ur people will come online to cry and nobody will help.
Sports › Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by tuzle(m): 9:38am On May 21, 2024
Chidolalar:
D same overated klopp that won 1 covid 19 title in 9 years after spending massively.
D same Mourinho that couldn't win ucl with a star studded Madrid.
Then why is man UTD not winning like man city after spending more than city with all their money?
Why is Chelsea not winning anything after spending 1b pounds plus under two seasons if it's by spending money?
Why has psg not won d ucl after spending massively since d Qatar takeover since 2012 if it's by spending money.
Why did Bayern Leverkusen win d bundesliga title unbeaten ahead of Bayern who have spent far far more than them if it's by spending money?
U pple will just be talking out of pain and jealousy instead of facts and logic.
Pep is d greatest coach ever whether any body likes it or not.
I don't agree about him being the greatest. I would rate ancelloti ahead of him especially if he wins the champions league again
Sports › Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by tuzle(m): 9:37am On May 21, 2024
mentored:
Nobody hates your coach, I acknowledge that he is good.

But he should do it like Mourinho did in Porto with unknown guys!

Klopp made us know the Salah of Today

The Firmino

The Mane

The Arnold


Mourinho gave us the DECO and the rest

Alonso just gave us BONIFACE, revived the rejected Arsenal Captain and the rest!


All these guys built their team with little known guys and few additions



Tell me who your guy gave us apart from Forden?


He used some country's budget and built a team with the ojoro FFP still trailing them!
xhaka wasn't doing bad at arsenal and he wasn't rejected. He left by himself. If he was at arsenal, he would still be a starter
Sports › Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by tuzle(m): 9:36am On May 21, 2024
osazsky:
u are still using d word epl..I want u to correct urself..when was the epl formed...that's were u are wrong
a change of name doesn't make it a change of competition. Liverpool has sha won 19 English league trophy. Whatever the name now is doesn't matter.
Sports › Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by tuzle(m): 10:27pm On May 20, 2024
osazsky:
OGA Liverpool has 1 EPL while man u has 13...stop disgracing urself this is a public forum
u guys that just started watching football yesterday. I specifically mentioned Chelsea and not Manu. But go and check and u will see that the teams with the highest number of epl trophies are Manu and Liverpool. Because the name was changed to epl doesn't change the fact that Liverpool won a lot before then. Madrid won their first 5 champion league when the name wasnt called champions league.
Travel › Re: 9 Presidents Who Died In Air Crash by tuzle(m): 5:57pm On May 20, 2024
ogascomax:
I just feel for the Iranian president. He didn't accept salvation before he was gone. A lesson for everyone yet to accept our Lord Jesus. It takes nothing to believe. There is one God and it's the Christian God, any other god is no god.
hmmm the Muslims will tell u too that u havent received salvation to their own God too. They believe their religion is the true and only way. Same way all other religion believe the same thing. So all religion should just mond their business and not try to act like the original one. I am a Christian thou.
Sports › Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by tuzle(m): 12:41pm On May 20, 2024
GeneralPula:
Is Liverpool doing any better atm? When last have Liverpool rival Mancity?

Last time Chelsea met Mancity in UCL finals, them beat city! That’s Rivalry!
u don't watch epl then. When last did Chelsea rival mancity? In the last 7years that man city won it 6 times, Liverpool was the only other team to win and they finished 2nd twice when last did Chelsea finish second in the last 5years? Pep and klopp rivalry is something that is popular in epl because klopp use to give peo trouble.
Sports › Re: Guardiola Is The First Ever Manager To Win Four EPL In A Row by tuzle(m): 10:32am On May 20, 2024
GeneralPula:
It’s all about time, chance & opportunity..

Clubs wey suppose be the major rival been dead for years now - referring to Manu & Chelsea..
u call Chelsea a major rival. All this jokers that just started watching football. U exempted Liverpool but put Chelsea. If Chelsea win epl for the next 10years they won't reach the number of epl Liverpool have won.
Celebrities › Re: Diddy Admits He Beat Cassie, He Apologizes: ‘I Take Full Responsibility (Video) by tuzle(m): 10:08pm On May 19, 2024
This guy is bleeped, they are still piling his case for him, when they are ready they will open it. He is guilty of everything he has been accused of and he will very soon follow the part of r Kelly. The only advantage he has is that he has the secrets of many top celebrities too, so he will also take a lot of them down with him.
Science/Technology › Re: Which Is More On Earth; Land Or Water? (Pictures) by tuzle(m): 8:40pm On May 19, 2024
bluefilm:
You are absolutely correct

Even the deepest seas and oceans have land beneath them
this is wrong analysis thou. The water it takes to fill the depth of the land is actually more than the land underneath. It is just like filling a bucket with water.
Sports › Re: Boniface Flies Coach Who Nurtured Him At Home To Watch Leverkusen's Coronation by tuzle(m): 9:32am On May 19, 2024
CountinBlessins:
That is appreciation. One must learn to show appreciation to those who had a hand in uplifting you.

Having said that, fūck both of them angry
u spoke well but ur last statement wasn't needed
Christianity Etc › Re: How Many Offerings Does Your Church Collect During Sunday Service by tuzle(m):
RevenuesBoost:
Ahhh! I remember attending "The Apostolic church", I give offering tire.

For now let me serve God my way.

Church should help you serve God and not empty your purse.
that was the church I grew up in. My mom was complaining that dey want to task them finish in her own branch and the fact they aren't many. This offering isn't even for the immediate church but is still going to the headquarter.
Food › Re: THROWBACK: Which Of These Beverages/Carbonated Drinks Do You Know? by tuzle(m): 5:26pm On May 18, 2024
The one I can still remember well are limca and goldspot. I use to see maaza bottle in my mom's shop then.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 2023/24: Manchester City's Phil Foden Named Player Of The Season by tuzle(m): 1:57pm On May 18, 2024
Franking:
Foden will be 24 in two weeks. Palmer is 22. And this is his break out season.

This is the only thing "Chelsea" has won or can even win this season...allow us to enjoy it. Arsenal is used to not winning anything.
why did u bring arsenal into ur argument now. Anything sha Chelsea fans will just look for a way to attack arsenal
Romance › Re: When She Tells You, No Sex Before Marriage by tuzle(m): 9:45am On May 18, 2024
SocialJustice:
There's a girl doing this to me now. You no be virgin, you say no sex before marriage. 😂😂😂😂 Some girls are low key insane.
me self, someone that had sex with her previous bf's multiple times is now telling me story. Only a virgin girl should have the guts to tell any man that.
Science/Technology › Re: See What Would Happen If There Were No Gravity On Earth (Photos) by tuzle(m): 6:36am On May 17, 2024
I u watch science fiction movies very well, I am sure one should have seen a movie that explains this in action.
Politics › Re: Terrorists Using Cryptocurrency Traders To Fund Insecurity — EFCC by tuzle(m): 6:56pm On May 16, 2024
Dumb government, what have they not blamed. With or without crypto terrorism has been in existence. Terrorism was prevalent during Jonathan time and crypto trading wasn't popular back then. With the way they are blaming crypto, someone would think it is only in Nigeria they trade crypto. They blamed crypto for falling naira price, now again blaming it for the cause of terrorism. What next will they blame on crypto?
Phones › Re: Majority Of S. Africans Against Appointing Minister Of A.I. (PICS) by tuzle(m): 5:18pm On May 16, 2024
I would like to know how many countries havw minister of AI before I jusge
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Getting Money From Men by tuzle(m): 3:42pm On May 16, 2024
Wizzy13:
my girlfriend have been telling me how men gives her money and gift and want me to accept it is normal.
Someone i have been spending my money on.
90 percent of girls are like this. No matter how u spend on them, if another man gives them gift or money, they will gladly collect and they will make it look normal.
Politics › Re: Faulty Aircraft: Tinubu Should Travel By Road Or Use Commercial Flight - Ali Isa by tuzle(m): 2:04pm On May 16, 2024
Lifted1:
Look at what these id!0ts are discussing.
Not the economy, not the plight of citizens, not the poverty and insecurity ravaging the land. But which luxury transport mode the executive arm should be enjoying.
these are "Representatives of the People" , the Legislative arm of government.
If Nigerians don't kill APC, APC will be the end of Nigeria
are u sure u reed what the guy said. At least he raised a good point that if the president is traveling by road, our roads would have been repaired.
Pets › Re: Man Struggles To Catch And Tame A Very Large Snake by tuzle(m): 8:30am On May 16, 2024
mightyhazel:
That snake has several times more muscle mass than him..small mistake and he ends up sitting snug inside the belly of the beast.. Those snapping from a distance will just shriek at high notes and then flee the scene
only if they are scared. Since if the snake is strangling, others can attack it since it can't do 2 things.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Won't Accept Contesting Against Peter Obi In 2027– Reno Omokri by tuzle(m): 7:31am On May 16, 2024
The heading and the topic are two different things. The creator should adjust thee heading.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Should Forget About Worldcup Ticket- South Africa Goalkeeper by tuzle(m): 7:28am On May 16, 2024
Bait headline. He said nothing like that in the post and even if he said so, it is in his right to say so.
Sports › Re: Tinubu Hails Tennis African Cup Winner, Aruna Quadri On ITTF Victory by tuzle(m): 7:22am On May 16, 2024
huptin:
This guy has been consistently staying on top for decades...I knew him as a youngster...I wonder how old he is now.

Congratulations man...it's easier to ascend than stay on top!

You are a rare breed.
the guy go done old o. I first heard of him around that 2015 and that was 9years ago and he is still consistent as he can hang with some of the best. All those Chinese are cheat at table tennis. Just checked Wikipedia and surprisingly he is just 35years of age. Although I doubt that is his actual age.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Peru Classifies Transgender, Nonbinary And Intersex People As ‘Mentally Ill' by tuzle(m): 6:37am On May 16, 2024
The world is gone all in the name of woke culture.
Romance › Re: She Didn't Want Me 2 Years Ago And Now IN 2024 This Happened.... by tuzle(m): 3:51pm On May 15, 2024
CapitalBank:
lol
very mature response to a silly person. Some people don't just have manner and they will claim maturity. The only thing they know how to do is insult people even on simple things.
Pets › Re: Nigerian Family Excited After Puppy They Ordered Arrives From Russia (pics/vid) by tuzle(m): 4:28pm On May 14, 2024
Tibetan mastiff is a farming dog now, very aggressive. It is among the top 10 deadliest dogs.
NYSC › Re: FG Set To Restructure, Reform NYSC by tuzle(m): 1:54pm On May 14, 2024
Judolisco:
yeah... The issue with ekiti is that they don't have many industries or companies, only schs, they told us from camp... It's like that in most states, except u want to go to lagos or Abuja, ikole is still even better... I think they have a federal government sch there.... Light no dey most part of the country as well, and it's just for a year...

When I got to my ppa, I discovered that most of them don't write jamb because they've not touched a computer before in their life or they've not written a computer based exam before, I had to show them on my laptop, I paid for some of their jamb fees, like 3 of them are now in d university, i did all of dis within a year and I'm still happy with myself
u get money now, and I am sure u are from the east or northern state. What u did was good sha and least u impacted into their lives and it seems this was recently. What part of ekiti did u serve as I am currently serving there too.
NYSC › Re: FG Set To Restructure, Reform NYSC by tuzle(m): 11:24am On May 14, 2024
Judolisco:
Nothing new here.... No be d same SAED? madam minister go to south Korea, they also have a similar program there and learn what they're doing differently, I'm not of the support that NYSC should be scrapped, some of my best moments as a Nigerian was when I was serving.....

One pressing issue we have in dis country is that majority of the youth ain't working and a country where at least 70% of her youths ain't working, that country can never move forward....

NYSC should be divided into sections, NYSC EDUCATION, NYSC health, NYSC engineering, nysc agriculture, NYSC military/paramilitary..... Then deploy youths to different sectors, especially agriculture.....

A trained teacher was posted to my PPA back then in Ekiti, only for her to say she's not teaching, and she relocated... I was shocked because some of us ain't even trained teachers, all dis nonsense should stop, you'll see corpers now paying 100k for juicy PPA and juicy state... Abeg how dat corper no go steal public funds when given the opportunity?

Na wetin oga minister suppose change bdis
I don't blame her, if all state where developed and the nysc allowance was enough, people won't mind serving any where. Imagine taking a computer scientist to ikole ekiti that they hardly have light in a month and telling the person to go and teach.

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