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Sports › Re: Sherif Lawal Dies Inside The Boxing Ring In His First Professional Fight by tuzle(m): 11:35pm On May 13, 2024
I remember one story I read online about a boxer like that who became comatose after a fight, that shit gave me nightmare. There was another one recently again where the guy was in coma for months and his brain was damaged. Boxing isn't a child's play. Punching the face or head can cause some serious Problem to the person.
Fashion › Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by tuzle(m):
She remind me of all the old witch in snow white
Health › Re: Update: I Finally Did This To Myself Due To Gonorrhoea by tuzle(m): 3:02pm On May 13, 2024
BigDickProblems:
Swollen lymph nodes are usually associated with HIV. Go for a test Bro


When I see people freak for this sex of a thing I just laugh. The reward for your cravings is what you get when you can't control yourself. I am always grateful to God for making me this kind of person I am. I hardly have any sexual attraction to most girls. My spec is always very rare. In a thousand girl, I might not find my spec. From their fingers to their toe nails, their skin color, to their teeth, armpit, smell etc.

Omo B4 I find a girl to say I want to sex, it could take me many months or even a year. This is why I miss my Ex.

Sex is just overrated. Whenever I have a call girl, I only ask for handjob (and she must have beautiful fingers). That's all.
I am like u. To me sex is the most overrated thing in the world, I don't know why people are so crazy about it. Why would one just have sex with any girl and put ur stuff in just any hole.
Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Is The Best Performing Governor So Far by tuzle(m): 9:49pm On May 11, 2024
mfm04622:
What has Alex achieved compared to Lagos State Governor
guy u can't compare the two now. I wonder how u guys compare someone who just spent is first year in office with someone who has used 5 plus.
NYSC › Re: Corps Member Presents Her First Allawee To Parents (Photos, Video) by tuzle(m): 3:44pm On May 11, 2024
Allawee wey never do me. People that are solely surviving on their allawee and are in the state of their deployment that is far from their house won't try this except they have something else doing, if not sapa is ur name. Hunger will deal shege out of u.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden: US To Block Bomb, Artillery Shell Shipments If Israel Invades Rafah by tuzle(m): 10:42am On May 09, 2024
Righteousness2:
UNBELIEVABLE but Not Suprised!!

I have always said that Biden was appointed to bring about GOD'S Wrath on America aka Mystery Babylon.
Since he came into power all sorts of abominations have not been in short supply right from the white house.

Turning his back on GOD'S Land is the Red line.

America or America GOD will Defend HIS Land.
America or No America , ISRAEL will Invade Rafah and Crush Hamas.

IT is a privillege for America to have ISRAEL as its most Trusted ally. America has gained do much from GOD'S COVENANTWith ISRAEL.

America is a World Power because of ISRAEL
Nomerica will be brought low because of ISRAEL.


My Prayer is Lord God save and Preserve you Children who trust in you and are against this satanic biden move.

I STAND WITH ISRAEL IN SPIRT AND IN TRUTH.
so u support them bombing rafag abi? And u call urself righteousness. U are just like all those bad guys in movies who think they are doing God's work not minding who died provided they aren't supporting ur course. U aren't different from all this alfa's that preach evil against other religions and wish them dead.
Politics › Re: Foreigners Earning More From Mining Than Nigerians, Says Akpabio by tuzle(m): 5:10pm On May 08, 2024
What a joke. Who gave this foreigners permission to mine on our lands, is it not the government and the fact this foreigners use Nigerians to do all the work and they earn all the profit. If government didn't give them chance, they won't be able to mine here, forget about all this illegal miners they term them.
Health › Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by tuzle(m): 11:36pm On May 07, 2024
Reflect7:
SCHOOL DROPOUT, ARE YOU AWARE THERE ARE WORLD CLASS PRIVATE HOSPITALS IN NIGERIA?

I JUST POSTED SOME FOR YOU TO SEE.

AIR HEAD!
that is why ur president and former president all went overseas for treatment and ignored all the world class hospital. Mention one government owned hospital that is world class? Shmuck
Health › Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by tuzle(m): 11:20pm On May 07, 2024
Reflect7:
Another IPOB outcast Emergency Nigerian.
I was talking with one of my friend today that posted is comment about the cyber security tax and I told him if some people on nairaland see ur comment, they will call u ipob and he replied "or hater of Nigeria". U are one of those people. Paid to spread propaganda. U guys will do anything to support and spread ur lies and everybody who doesn't agree with u is an enemy of the nation. How can anyone say foreigners come to Nigeria hospitals when the hospital isn't even enough for it citizens.
Health › Re: Foreigners Now Troop Into Nigeria For Medical Treatment – Health Minister, by tuzle(m): 11:13pm On May 07, 2024
TouchNfollow:
Op this should be in comedy section 😂😂😂😂😂😂
they say the best form of treatment is laughter. Just reading the title alone made me burst out laughing and immediately I just remembered it isn't a laughing matter for me to laugh at the title.
Family › Re: How Can He Take Custody Of His Son by tuzle(m): 4:06pm On May 07, 2024
LilMissFavvy:
The child is better off staying with the mother. If your friend cared so much about the child, then he should not have left his marriage with a baby as young as that. He should vface his life, about what his ex wife does? He is not different, soon
u guys should be whining urself. U didn't even ask to know the reason why he left the marriage but u are here saying it like he was the reason why the marriage didn't work. He doesn't care about the child but he came to the village and as been staying with the child why he receives treatment, alright. U didn't blame the mother for whoring around and abandoning the child.
Business › Re: Binance: Nigeria Setting Dangerous Precedent For Firms By Detaining Executives by tuzle(m): 3:47pm On May 07, 2024
DeLaRue:
You're wrong.

He was charged as the CEO (employee), not as a owner of the company.

The CEO of a company is an employee just like any other worker in the company.

By the way, the crooked Binance company was also found guilty of not effecting anti-money laundery policies. Billions of dollars in drugs money went through the company. The company was fined $4 billion dollars as a result.

The same thing the Company did allowing and profiting from the laundry of billions of dollars of Nigeria's stolen money.
if they want to charge them in court, then they should do that instead of just holding them in custody and expecting a miracle to happen to the naira.
Business › Re: Binance: Nigeria Setting Dangerous Precedent For Firms By Detaining Executives by tuzle(m): 3:04pm On May 07, 2024
heysquare:
What is US now setting for jailing their CEO
different case. The first is the owner who has a case in court and he was found guilty. The second one is a worker who was sent to help resolve a problem, but was arrested and kept in holding since then. I don't know why u guys are acting like the 2 are the same thing
Properties › Re: Notice To Quit by tuzle(m): 2:36pm On May 07, 2024
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Double0h7:
Where is the money to renew your lease once your lease expires? Use the same money to pay for a new property. If you have to downsize then do so. This is somebody’s house and they have given you sufficient advance notice.
not the same thing thou, since if u are renting a new place u will still need to pay agreement and commission.
Business › Re: POS Agents Must Register With CAC, Get July 7 Deadline by tuzle(m): 10:15am On May 07, 2024
SmartyPants:
I have a friend who owns a POS business with 3 operators under him. I also spoke extensively to the one on my street when I considered adopting the same model. If you see people sitting down there all day to give you money don't think it is because they have nothing else to do. There is money in the business even if it is not so much. They can afford 10k. And btw, each of those machines costs 25 - 250k (at least as of 2022) so its laughable to complain about 10k.
with the competition around the money they make isn't that much except u are in a open place. Some don't make up to 10k profit in a month.
Business › Re: POS Agents Must Register With CAC, Get July 7 Deadline by tuzle(m): 10:13am On May 07, 2024
Fearyourcreator:
Oga go sleep joor, we dey talk reality here... A lot dey happen there oga ... Na una dey always shout on social media like person wey technology go leave of una no talk ... E dey happen there too ... Their system dey okay bah but yahoo boys dey load cc like werey for here .. go sleep joor
okay
Business › Re: POS Agents Must Register With CAC, Get July 7 Deadline by tuzle(m): 9:59am On May 07, 2024
Fearyourcreator:
So this doesn't happen in developed country too
go and commit fraud with ur bank account in USA or Germany and see if they won't trace u.
Properties › Re: If I’m Collecting ₦250k, I Won’t Be In That Place Again – Underbridge Landlord by tuzle(m): 9:29am On May 07, 2024
Kobicove:
This is Lagos! undecided

250K is not even enough for you to pay rent in Ikoyi so you can be sleeping in someone's toilet!
guy forget, nobody will have 250k anywhere in Nigeria and will be sleeping under bridge it is just not possible. When 4 of them can just gather the money and rent a place in lekki.
Business › Re: POS Agents Must Register With CAC, Get July 7 Deadline by tuzle(m): 8:40am On May 07, 2024
Fearyourcreator:
So make them dash you money say you do am or what ...
don't we still have cases of fraud without being able to trade the suspects?
Business › Re: POS Agents Must Register With CAC, Get July 7 Deadline by tuzle(m): 8:20am On May 07, 2024
Tabletuner:
It’s unfortunate that Nigerians want a better country but don't want the right things to be done…
the BVN and nin we did, how has it bettered the country?
Business › Re: POS Agents Must Register With CAC, Get July 7 Deadline by tuzle(m): 8:18am On May 07, 2024
I would have said it was a welcome development but with the registration we did with nin and BVN has still not solved any problem we where previously experiencing, so I will call it a waste of time.
Business › Re: Naira To Be Delisted From Crypto P2P Platforms by tuzle(m): 7:49am On May 07, 2024
In Nigeria as a youth, if u are not carrying block, mixing cement, hawking gala or working in site etc. They term u a lazy youth.
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by tuzle(m): 11:29pm On May 06, 2024
Maysdevices:
I highly doubt what he wrote there is accurate,

First the word ‘Carbon Dating’ has nothing to do with the counting the age of living things

Second, below are images of new born baby gaboon Vipers with almost 13 patches on their back

He is most likely regurgitating what someone told him on the site about the snake
what he wrote was wrong, I was actually mocking myself for using Google for the false statement he wrote.
Business › Re: Billionaire's Wife, Shade Okoya, Surprises Young Boy With Cash Gift by tuzle(m): 10:08pm On May 06, 2024
Omo. Gather here if u read it as young boyfriend at first.
Education › Re: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by tuzle(m): 9:56pm On May 06, 2024
How would like to know how they came up with this statistics. But I kind of agree with them because I have taught before. From my experience most schools employ ssce holders to teach because they know they won't pay them much.
Agriculture › Re: We Killed A Very Dangerous Viper Snake In The Farm. by tuzle(m): 8:15pm On May 06, 2024
AfroBeatDiary:
No sir, the white patches at the back indicates the numbers of year it has spent and this has 11 matured patches.
omo I use Google check this o.
Romance › Re: Chimpanzee Kisses And Touches A Lady's Boobs As She Smiles (photo) by tuzle(m): 6:46pm On May 06, 2024
This chimp is very popular, the chimp has grabbed more boobs than most men on nairaland, I am included.
Health › Re: Father Loses Daughter Over Alleged Access Bank’s Mobile App Failure by tuzle(m): 5:59pm On May 06, 2024
Ot is sad thou that he lost is daughter but bank app failing shouldn't have been enough reason for them(the hospital) to deny treating the daughter and was there no other form of payment method in place such as pos machine.
Education › Re: Uganda High School Kids Arrive Prom Date with Chopper, Tesla, Benz, Lambo by tuzle(m): 5:05pm On May 06, 2024
This school must be for the affluent ones
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Captured Assaulting A Kenyan Woman Deported (Picture) by tuzle(m): 5:01pm On May 06, 2024
Sharpsharp00123:
oga don’t rope the whole Nigeria into this madness, we know where the trouble makers are from

Everyone knows that but here on nairaland we must not call a spade a spade so they won’t ban us
be whining urself, like it is only one tribe that cause trouble abroad. Any bad news about Nigerians online mostly comes from south east or south west and that is a fact. Na two of una like problem very well.
Crime › Re: Crime Suspect In My Area ,will Police Pick My Call If I Hide My Number , by tuzle(m): 2:37pm On May 06, 2024
Police in Nigeria is a joke
Family › Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by tuzle(m): 2:15pm On May 06, 2024
I don't believe people can do mistake and have sex except the person is raped. Which one is er mistakenly had sex like u where sleeping when it happened. Any this story was created from the imagination of someone just to drive traffick

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