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Just when u write us off as clueless bunch of black people.....WE STAND OUT AS AN ENIGMA.

I love Nigeria joor!

cutieberie1:
babe,am fyn
hw z evrytin..

Sweet. Dunno what to do with my hair

cutieberie1:
twaci where did u c all dis rules...wich kind of love z dat one different rules
no11 z so funny ...hw wil she keep fit ..

Hello dear! How far?

Aviero:
What is this? I'll now have to scroll back up to check which one is no. 4, come back, the go up again, check no. 6. The go and check no. 10 again.

Why not read all?

Lol

pinky21:
no 10 is so funny. u don't even trust God

I dey tell u!

tosyne2much:
If GMB does not win 2moro's election, kindly tell Seun to deactivate my account immediately

Oh! Now that's extreme!

Lalasticlala
Naijaboiy
Farano
Alberto2k
Orijin101.......

Ya'll should take note cos if Seun doesn't do it, amma do it!

Classyzi:
yea very hilarious.....bt are some guys like that or is it just a joke?

Oh, they are!

mkpakanaodogwu:
I need female version

Create a counter then

Classyzi:
In one word.........#possessivity#. BTW @op are m or f? just asking though.

Female oh!

Its something I saw on FB and thought it's hilariously funny and true

RULES FOR MY WOMAN

1. My woman is NOT allowed to laugh at other peoples jokes even via social media...She has to send me the joke first and then we decide if it's funny or not so we can laugh together.

2. My Woman isn't allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say "bless you." She's already blessed, she has me.

3. My Woman isn't allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me.

4. My Woman isn't allowed to
defend another man when I'm talkin about him. If I say he's an 1diot, he's an 1diot!.
Say it with me,"HE IS AN 1DIOT!!

5. My Woman isn't allowed to laugh at another man's jokes when Im not around...She better call me and we'll decide together if its funny or not.

6. My Woman isn't allowed to have more than 3 men in her life. Me, your father & your brother. If you got two brothers, pick your favorite one.

7. My Woman isn't allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 100 or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again.

8. My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I've seen the commercials. Those niggas come out of no where.

9. My Woman isn't allowed to talk to other men while I'm asleep. You're not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more about God.

10. My Woman isn't allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another man.

11. My Woman is not allowed to take a jog around the house, What is she trying to do? Practice how she'll run away from me? I don't think so.

12. My Woman isn't allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke dat nigga with a stick!

13. My Woman isn't allowed to go out with her girls, she might turn lesbian and leave me..

I DO this to protect my woman because I love Her!!!

Ladies what do you think?

alberto2k:
i no dey sell weed again till after election

And the one I bought from u to cook rice nko?

Was that thyme?

She looks beauriful!

A dazzling smile!

marieolae:
Thanks b
It's a lace closure
Love your pic too..just liked it

Thanks hon!

Av a nice day ahead

marieolae:
Babe!!
Im okay oh
Just living life...
How are you dear??

Very fine. I must say that u look good #dp. Love the hairdo

marieolae:
Babe, just stop.

Hello Marie, its been a whyl. How are u?

My dad's friend, Michal.

He's a half-caste, half hispanic I think. He's very good with a guitar and had this long curly hair I loved to twirl.

But then he brought his wedding I.V and I hated him (so childish of me then!).

I was 5years

Hmmmm, impressive!

I'd love mine on an island though....can't breathe under water

cutieberie1:
cc:twaci n cherryice
mirexxx n orijin101
cashqueen1 n clevvermind

cm n choose

that's not hard at all!

I'll go for Clarence Peter

kinglekan:
Am receiving all gifts on her behalf. U can kindly convert any gift item to cash nd ping me for the acct details. Lolzzzzz

Ole!

Nothing for u buddy

Didn't comment on time, sorry dearie

I actually laughed silly at the "Montain du" part.

Can I have Montain du?