This election has gotten everyone's nerves all tuned up, so lemme lighten the atmosphere with these crazy things girls do to get a guy's attention.

Here we go:

1. Sucking in of tummy.
Girls, how many of you will say u have not done this? Even subconsciously? You are walking down the street with your friends and you see this very cute guy with his peeps and all of a sudden, u push your tummy in and push ur chest out.....and catwalk. Don't lie, we all do it.

2. Asking for stupid favours on a regular basis.
"Um, can u help me with your pen?" You have about three pens in your purse and might not even need it in the class, but just to get his attention, out of all your friends around u, you tap him gently and in the sweetest voice possible ask for his pen. Not just pen. You ask for salt, help with the light bulb, his book.....even broom sef!

3. Going against his opinions in a open conversation.
Even I am guilty of this . In an open conversation in class or group hangout, he says something and u immediately go against it vehemently. You wan form say you get your own opinions....in other words, independent and we all know guys love Independent women, don't we?

4. Hateful attitude.
He sits beside u and u frown your face. You pass him and his friends and say hi to them all except him. You create the illusion that u don't like him...while u wither all up inside when u hear his voice. (NLand girls do this a lot )

5. Phonetics.
U immediately switch to phonetics whenever he is around. U talk through your nose, forming oral english teacher just to create the impression that u are classy. Most times, it all turns up fake and funny as it would seem u are talking through your nose. "Puh-lease car-n yuh jas be ya-self?".

6. Bumping into him.
Classic move, never goes wrong. You see this cute yummy-looking guy walking your way, u 'accidentally' bump into him and fall. "Oh! Am sorry dear. Are u okay?". In the sweetest voice and brightest smile, "Yeah, thanks....". According to movies, that always leave a lasting impression. Guys does it?

That's all I have dearies. Lets hear yours

Laughing hysterically.







SMH for ladies......

How wil this incresae GEJ vote?

Anyway, sa BABA

Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

lol....no comments

we all are a living witness to this. A break from d ELECTION NORM!

7) twerk
8. Ask for phone credit
9) ask questions like "have you seen this movie?"

Nneka123:
Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

Hello Birthday girl!

How are u girl?

we all are a living witness to this. A break from d ELECTION NORM!will watch out for this signs o

cutieberie1:
lol....no comments

Fear fear

Now I know why Rokiatu always ask for my HB pencil. Even when we are not in same country

Twaci:
Hello Birthday girl!

How are u girl?

fine dearie, you?

Twaci:
Fear fear

hehehehehehee.....lady twaci....i wont ansa u dis nyt o...waitin 4 d president

Nneka123:
fine dearie, you?

Sweet. Where av u been?

cutieberie1:


hehehehehehee.....lady twaci....i wont ansa u dis nyt o...waitin 4 d president

And as they no wan announce am?

babe, don't keep ur self all tensed up joor. Whoever meant to sit on the Seat, will. APC or PDP or BBM

Girls have an unfair advantage over men:if they can' t get what they want by being smart,they can get it by being dumb.

This is reality not subjectivity plz..

profojah:
Make I book space, incase

~ That girl lips resemble Ireony own

I think No. 6 only works in movies... With the kinda weight most naija ladies posses, bumping into a guy with ur 120kg weight fit cause wahala o... God help you, make d guy trip, fall n faint!!!

Twaci:
Sweet. Where av u been?

around on a low key

Twaci:
And as they no wan announce am?

babe, don't keep ur self all tensed up joor. Whoever meant to sit on the Seat, will. APC or PDP or BBM

lol...lwkmd o. ayaf heard u..

Nneka123:
Hmm

1.) only girls with big tummy do that, if you have a flat tummy, you got no wahala

2.) ok I do this, if only I just wanna be silly I don't ask for salt and bulb

3.)

4.)

5.) ok no!
6.) tah! Who does that

choiiii this ur dp fit kill ohhhh

Nneka123:
around on a low key

Happy birthday swt hrt

arcbay:
I think No. 6 only works in movies... With the kinda weight most naija ladies posses, bumping into a guy with ur 120kg weight fit cause wahala o... God help you, make d guy trip, fall n faint!!!

Orijin101:
twaci, I'm jez seeing you online since morning. . .

Sorry baby, av been counting votes @ INEC. They just sacked me for inconsistency

OMG, this is so boring. just when am praying for Jonathan, madam you are telling me about woman ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

Glowstone:
OMG, this is so boring. just when am praying for Jonathan, madam you are telling me about woman ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬

Lol! That's what am here for.

Orijin101:

lolz. . . funny you

But why haven't your people announced the winner, they are the ones keeping me awake up till now

*in Dbanj's voice* You are on a lonnnnnnnng tin!

tosyne2much:
Busted !!!!!


Woooooow !!! Nice write-up Twaci

Thanks Ex

You should be asleep