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I have a very troublesome younger brother. He is our last born, about 3-4yrs, and always manages to get on everyone's nerves, one way or the other.

Whenever he gets on my mum's bad side, she would beat him and he would come running to me. I would ask him what he did wrong, admonish him and place his head on my laps. Then, I would sing his fav. song (My bonnie) to him while I tap him to sleep. Then he would wake up happy and ready to 'find' another person's trouble.

Well yesterday, I got into a row with my mum. We exchanged words and got slapped. In tears, I ran to my room and my little bro followed me.

He sat beside me for sometime and then asked softly, "An-twaci....." (Mind u, he is the one responsible for my moniker), "....what did you do?".

I stared back dumbly. I couldn't tell him. So I settled with, "I spoke back to mummy. Its a very bad thing to do".

He nodded, then tapped his small laps, "Lie down".

I stifled a surprised smile and obeyed gently knowing that my full weight would hurt him, "Okay".

Then he said, "Don't talk back at mummy, u hear?". I nodded, "Okay".

To my further surprise, he tapped my head gently and sang "My bonnie".

I smiled and feigned sleep cause I knew he wouldn't stop till I had slept. When he was sure I had 'slept-off', he dozed off in the same position.

This experience taught me a lot about a child's love and I thought I should share it. Children learn from the way u treat them, either good or bad. How do u treat them? (Food for thought).

NB: I apologized to mumsi and we are good now.

Do recount your experiences with kids (yours children or not), let's learn from the 'ants'.

Am getting two cartons of this.

That way I'll be safe from NL guys

Is it coke? Is that what u are on?

afortress:
Twaci

I aint flogging myself hon

tosyne2much:
Thing have now taken turns.. Many people now indulge in sexual immorality under the idealogy of civilization

You....

He try.

*back to ma rice and stew*

BTW, lalasticlala are u married?

This Lilian girl get wahala sef. If she doesn't like d guy, let her jux say so.

BTW guys don dey scare for market! A 16yr old is about 3m or so, who knows about 25 and above

kinglekan:
Ati ri yin oooo, Oga peckam ema fi yen kowa lobe jeee.

Park well shogbo!!!!

Egbon I feel u jaare!

Orijin105:
you still need it?

Nah. Am high enough.

cutieberie1:
happy sunday mirexxx n twaci

happy sunday sweet!

*modified*

Strange enuf I just saw this dude in ma dreams We were drinking garri

alberto2k:
going on smoothly my dear.... hope yours is better?

Yeah. Thanks.

fuckshit:
this is going to be fücking interest; fücking wonder what OP will use to do the “flogging"

Egba....cane....osisi.....what else?

falconey:
flog me please.

For?

alberto2k:
I dont dislike anyone

But sha... help me flog ignorance outta ireneony

And flog orijin101 for offending tosyne2baba

And again flog ya self holy cane for opening a thread like this

Will do

How sunday?

Too much gas bro....too much gas.

No thanks to coca-cola

Come here and share your vexations.

Who's is that one Nairalander that always manages to get on your nerves no matter how nice you try to be?

Bring them here make I help you flog them.

*cane in hand*

tosyne2much:
Sowi please who is Diddy.diva ? I don't know her

Is she a nairalander ?

*faints*

tosyne2much:
Yeah I know.. Kindly come in

Ha! Too late. I saw diddydiva outside and she told me u went to church. Smh, that babe can fit to lie!

tosyne2much:
How are you dear ?

Am fine.....and have been standing infront of ur house.

Orijin105:
After service, i will give you, don't lemme sin abeg

If u say so....

Hello Tosyne

Orijin105:
I'm not giving you jhoor
You will start misbehaving now

I'll be good *bats lashes*

U got money, u show it

Hope he gat d police number.....just incase of night visitors

Orijin105:
Wetin you sef dey wait for ?

A bottle of Orijin to put me in high spirits

Well, none

Hello guys, una no go church?!

Cutehector:
hw ur side na

Hot. Very hot.

*modified*

Ghostprotocol, do I still look sad to u?

Cutehector:
tracy

Hey cutie

GhostProtocol:
I juss cheque dis twaci girl profile, y so sad gehl?

No jump off bridge ooooo

Hello. Nah, I aint sad

Blackett:
[color=#150000]He is just a friend. . .

I've only had sex once.

He's like a brother to me.[/color]

Aint u supposed to be on your honeymoon?

Whachu doing here?

Diddydiva, ur lines were.....powerful!

And the injection of yoruba lines made it real. Brought us home.

U go girl!

Awwww. I have got a twin too. She acts ghana movies. Popularly known as Yvonne Nelson