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ovokonado:
bbe 6'2 mehn na giant u dey aim fr

nuggarito:
How many minutes, hours do you last in the gym??

As for me I can manage 3 hours

Francgoz:
Bro, I just got another 2 sales in queue today. Courtesy of buyers request. I never knew that getting buyers will be this easy with buyers request.

KashyBaby:
#teamthick for life...

iLegend:
What do pretty girls see in an ugly boy like me?

I'm the type of guy everybody is supposed to ignore, but reverse is the case.

This story happened this evening. __/__/2016.

Everybody knows buGarri is expensive, so I embarked on a journey to my village to take free garri.

Took a bike to the park, and when I came down, there was a sweet girl inside the car watching and calculating all my moves. Yes, my body language is the body language of a billionaire.

Every single step is naturally calculated. I walk as if I don't have problems, and I act as if dangers don't exist. It's my natural lifestyle — I can't change it.

If in a group, we hear the sound of an accident or anything, everyone will immediately turn to see, but I turn like a robot. I take my time to react except the reflex action is super-psychological and unbearable.

She was the only person at the back seat, and all the vehicle's doors were opened. So, I walked straight to the side she was sitting while looking straight in her eyes like Tompolo.

She thought I wanted to sit close to her, so she adjusted, but I ignored her courteousness or chivalrousness if you may, and entered through the other door.

She was putting on a Jersey number 20.

The moment I sat down, I asked her, "which club do you play for?" And she replied, "what?" And I asked, "you're putting on a football T-shirt, so are you a player?" And she laughed and said no.

I said, "so, when are you hosting your 20th birthday party?" She looked stunned and said, "how do you know I'm turning 20?" And I replied, "it's written all over your face and on your T-shirt." She laughed and said, "no it's just an ordinary number. (I bet she doesn't know anything about football, and she probably stole the shirt from her brother).

At this point I kept quiet, because I wasn't in the mood to do anything with any woman for now.

The silence from me was just too long for her to bear, so she resulted to using subtle body contact to make me talk, but I was engrossed reading an article posted by Vizkiz about his encounter with a female Nairalander in a bus.

The girl tried all she could for me to talk again, but I wasn't feeling it. I wasn't in the mood for any sh!t.

She crossed her hand and grabbed the hand holder (or whatever you guys call it) at the side I was sitting, because she was at the middle.

I asked her if the janglover (or whatever) she played in nursery school wasn't enough for her, and she nervously stopped.

She was expecting me to ask for her phone number, but I didn't neither did I ask for her name.

I know she's cursing me where ever she is right now.

Baby, I'm sowie. I wasn't in the mood for anything but my buGarri.

If we jam again, then I'll take your number. You've tried in showing your interest.

I like girls that don't like me.

KashyBaby:
thick thick thick thick thick thick...all the way!

I can imagine how it feels to be cuddled, throw me in the bed, yet very gentle not to hurt me...

That body built is juz perfect for such a hyper person like me

pweetylivia:
I guess that's the year you were born

pweetylivia:
And meet Olivia otherwise known as Pweetylivia on nairaland *coughs*. From Ogwa, Mbaitoli LGA, IMO state. Born 6th sept 199*. A celebrity in my own way . Just a simple girl aspiring to be a successful young lady. :p. *sips tea*

nnamdiosu:
nope. its not your imagination. see.... .when u sleep ur spirit man (real you) doesn't sleep. I've experienced this too. quoting scriptures or singing from sleep. now I perceive that you listen to both hip pop and christain music....that's why there is a contradiction or mix. what songs does your spirit man sing when you cry? are u a born again Christian?

nnamdiosu:
ijn ur not sick. 1. what kind of songs? Christian or secular? let's start from there

nnamdiosu:
pls feel free. that's what this thread is for.

CharlyG1:
This is a revelation teaching from God to show that He (God) protects His prophets.

When God says "Touch not my anointed, and do my prophets no harm" He really means every word of it.. 1 Chronicles 16 vs 22, Psalm 105 vs 15.

Your dream.. A prophet of God, also people doing the work of God with great effort is a teaching. A time comes for trials and temptations while doing God's work.

This is the period where this person must seek the face of God. It's a period where a prophet is exhausted in spirit and needs to renew his/her strength, thereby going to the mountain (seeking the face of God).. The mountain is symbolic for that.


And usually at this period of weakness(spiritual exhaustion from doing God's work) is when the enemy sees it fit to attack.
The same thing here happened to Jesus, Elijah and some other prophets of God.
It is a compulsory phase of life for God's prophets and people doing God's work. It is usually called the wilderness experience.


The person of God at this time would pass through temptations, trials, difficulties etc. It is a test of faith and spiritual maturity, also for renewal of spiritual strength.
Waiting on God.. Isaiah 40 vs 31.


But in all these, God is always with the person even when the person may not feel God's presence.




So your dream.. The first giant represents demonic stronghold. Evil powers that are angry at this prophet for doing the will of God.



The second giant is an Angel that God had sent to protect His prophet from harm.
The river does not necessarily mean marine powers..
If it was a clean river then it represent 'Word of Truth/True teaching' in your case.
If it was dirty, then it represents 'false teachings/deception" in your case.



But I'm guessing it was clean.. So it represents God sending forth help in form of an angel to protect His own based on His(God's) word, that is- the Truth (Jesus Christ) which this prophet had just preached about.


*Jesus is the Word and the Truth. He is the Word of Truth which is represented by the water in your dream which represents the 'true teaching' that this prophet had been preaching about.*


Ofcourse, preaching about Jesus would surely anger Satan and demons.



The angel standing beside the prophet represents 'Guardianship', meaning 'Guardian angel/protector'.



The other giant standing directly facing the prophet and blocking his path represents 'Opposer'.


This is God revealing to you what happens to the life of a prophet when he/she keeps preaching Jesus Christ and doing the will of God.


Prophets and people who do God's will deserve lots of prayers.
Let us put each other in prayer at all time, supporting one another in love and in fellowship towards God.


God bless you Tweak2k for this. God bless you all

CharlyG1:
Hello.. Please I want to know when you had this dream before I go ahead with the interpretation.

Please do reply. Thanks and God bless you.

ireneony:
Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

ofeshe:
Guys with RED/PINK lips are more attractive if you doubt me ask the ladies and even some guys if not why do guys go extra miles in getting red lips as far as buying lip balms. Am a pink lipped guy and i come across ladies that tell me i feel like kissing your pink lips..lol yes its that serious. Photos coming soon

willace:
Am in love with this girl she is 18 and currently in ss3. I told her hw I felt. she said I should wait till she is through with sec sch and am ready 2 wait. but I have doubts about her feelings for me of which she said she will tell me abt me one day. I even chase girls away because of her. girls that I will even bleep 4 free sef(some people might say am stupid. but this is d type of girl u bring home and ur mum will smile and say"my son where did u find this type of girl in this generation". but just because of her I closed my mind 2 dem. am not sure hw she feels abt me, she doesn't call, she doesn't reply my texts.
Her birthday is coming up next week and I plan 2 buy her an expensive gift. wat kind of test can I give her to knw if she really loves me
cus I no wan waste my money o. Most importantly my time or worse chase my future wife away because of her.
matured advice will be very very appreciated

abbeyforex:
As earlier said , I didn't mean to to hurt you or your feelings but the truth must be told. Why will you ask newbies to buy from you as a Nigerian seller when they can be like you importing themselves. For better clarification about my profile,check my store on Kaymu/Abbeyforex,JUMIA/MAS BUSINESS ARCADE,Konga/MAS business arcade.. If you truly know the gimmick,why must you find it difficult to sell just 35pcs of power bank. You called just 35pcs LOTS OR WHOLESALE? I sold power banks about 18 months ago when the demand was very high ,we've moved to new products that sell like pure water. You came late into power bank selling now you want to push it to people. if you must sell power banks,brace up for Solar banks with higher MAH not the OLD school 5200 MAH,who will buy that from you,my 2 years old boy even know its outdated and he cannot even use it. PM me so I give u the list of products that sells fast at the moment and from which you tend to make nothing less than 400%.Read my words,I said 400%ROI because all I am committed to do is to put you through how to make PEACEFUL WEALTH

kananu:
Shouldn't be my first post in here though lol.
There's a group for fun loving people,
Its a discreet group only members can find from a search box. You'll need invite to join...got mine from a guy named 'sugar bae' on FB.,,ok, thats the most i'm permitted to say out here. Its a secret group after all *wink*

Adaure4ever:
May that bird be your guardian angel. Amen

Atmmachine:
They should be taken to court for killing innocent cows and i hope they get 60 years prison sentence.

What did the innocent cows do to deserve this brutal death.
R.I.P innocent cows

funarosho:
Guys which site can I download adult movies like pirate etc. No b porn sites I ask for oooo, ADULT MOVIES, I REPEAT ADULT MOVIES

kinginvalhala4:
The senior? nah, i didnt. she just 'loved' me because of my ways and personality. though, i knew it would have worked if i wanted to fvck the senior because even my girl then was telling me her elder sis doesnt go a day without talking good about me and how lucky my girl was to hv had me.
I personally shoved the intention of fvcking the senior aside because my girl was really good to me and never for once hurt me. So i had to pay her back with good.