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kinginvalhala4:
Me monster size? well, i always leave that for ladies to judge.

But i would disagree with you on your assertion. 99% of ladies likes it been monster. Abi i lie? @Evegran

nah lie I"l sAy about 50% or 60%

coded06:
Just Rub lubricant on ur dick and it will just go inside. But it will pain her oo.

bad guy I will try it sha

mrlaw93:
A topic made frontpage last week about Nigerian girls loving a guy that treats them like rag to that one that showers care. Well, my story is just to confirm that theory.

I met a girl some few weeks ago. I was attracted by her height, shape, size and face. I walked up to her boldly as am a fine boy with boy pimples too. She was charmed by my beauty and fluency and she couldn't just but say "YES" to my proposal.

Well, to cut the story short. We started dating. During the time i was wooing her i realized she is a material person. She preferred Sharwama to Boli (roasted plantain), she would rather drink custard than take ogi (pap), she would go watch that movie in Ozone or silverbird galleria than settle to watch it on DVD. She spend every weekend in the biggest club in the state. But as a guy, papa have told me to always jump the fence rather than turn my back at it. So i moved on to dating her.

My main goal towards her was actually s*x and i got it in the first week without spending much. But, on getting close to her i realized she is good on the inside as well as she is on the outside. I would just have to change some things about her (with time).

Third week in the relationship, she called me that she needs money that she is really broke and i sent her some money. I am capable of sending her more than i did, but i want her to learn to love a guy not for the money. She called me after getting alert ranting that how would i send such terrible amount. Instead of getting angry, i just laughed and ended up apologizing. She was happy with the way i handle issues. We even had s*x again. I text her, call her, cherish her and made her feel comfortable. But just last week she started acting up. I called to know what the issue is. To my greatest surprise she said she is done with me. I asked what the reason was which she said i am too good for her, i am too kind, i don't get angry when she thinks i should be. She said am the perfect guy for her but she don't want that now.

Why do Nigerian girls love guys that treat them with less attention to that guy that showers them with it?

Lalasticlala , wetin make i do? Should i tell her i was only playing the lover boy to develop the feelings or i should just count her as another of my HIT.

Am not surprise about the break cause its your fault. Do you know women love alpha men? They love men that are different from other. Not in your own way they need a that will control them emotional and intellectually. Guy believe too get a woman you will need to spent to get. But let me tell the truth "The don't think that way" The rumour we heard about women loving macho men is wrong. Let me tell you what they think. " They don't need a macho or too build guy " Cause its scare them.. We'll am 6'5 tall,dark and naturally huge not the intimidating huge ness and single for now.. I don't USe that physical gift to attract a women. Even doi it doesn't attract them.. I act different from other guys to attract her...
There is a statement I tell guys
"Don't Use money to attract a girl" Cause it will make you know an extravagant from a good guy.

A woman want a guy that will look straight to her eye and tell her the mistake she makes

mrlaw93:
A topic made frontpage last week about Nigerian girls loving a guy that treats them like rag to that one that showers care. Well, my story is just to confirm that theory.

I met a girl some few weeks ago. I was attracted by her height, shape, size and face. I walked up to her boldly as am a fine boy with boy pimples too. She was charmed by my beauty and fluency and she couldn't just but say "YES" to my proposal.

Well, to cut the story short. We started dating. During the time i was wooing her i realized she is a material person. She preferred Sharwama to Boli (roasted plantain), she would rather drink custard than take ogi (pap), she would go watch that movie in Ozone or silverbird galleria than settle to watch it on DVD. She spend every weekend in the biggest club in the state. But as a guy, papa have told me to always jump the fence rather than turn my back at it. So i moved on to dating her.

My main goal towards her was actually s*x and i got it in the first week without spending much. But, on getting close to her i realized she is good on the inside as well as she is on the outside. I would just have to change some things about her (with time).

Third week in the relationship, she called me that she needs money that she is really broke and i sent her some money. I am capable of sending her more than i did, but i want her to learn to love a guy not for the money. She called me after getting alert ranting that how would i send such terrible amount. Instead of getting angry, i just laughed and ended up apologizing. She was happy with the way i handle issues. We even had s*x again. I text her, call her, cherish her and made her feel comfortable. But just last week she started acting up. I called to know what the issue is. To my greatest surprise she said she is done with me. I asked what the reason was which she said i am too good for her, i am too kind, i don't get angry when she thinks i should be. She said am the perfect guy for her but she don't want that now.

Why do Nigerian girls love guys that treat them with less attention to that guy that showers them with it?

Lalasticlala , wetin make i do? Should i tell her i was only playing the lover boy to develop the feelings or i should just count her as another of my HIT.

Am not surprise.. Do you know women love alpha male? They want there Guy to be different from other guys.. You too generosity and no angry situation cause it. Even when she's at fault you apologize. You don't control her instead she control you.. That's weird for a gal... They need a men that can control them.. And look straight to there eyes to tell them the Truth... woosp bro pele

coded06:
Hmmm Anal tried it once. slot my dick inside after jacking. as I pull out the pool came out. Will never try such again

lwkmd poo choi. wait it enta once or it took a bit before the P enta?

MrCork:
..the babe said i waz way too big...17inch looong...sadly she waz right!

Wtf are you kidding or you serious? if you serious your size nah GOD forbid size

kinginvalhala4:
Come back? She was running back.

She is frm a wealthy home(Dad was a retired army colonel) and because her elder sis liked me, her elder sis would cover for her whenever she sneaks out off her house to be with me, mostly at weekends(Friday to monday morning).

Mehn, i enjoyed that innocent babe sha. hehehehe

So you F the senior and junior Chai baba nah you oo

kinginvalhala4:
Almost same experience here with the screaming part.

*Cecilia - Godwin ooo, Godwin please ooo, my stomach ooo, ur dick is touching my stomach ooo*

Mehn, i didnt send her nd hearing her screaming nd crying at same time gave me an unbelieveable energy nd with it i continued pounding her pvssy.

I had to pet her when i was through by laying on the the bed nd layed her on my body.

It continued dat way til d relationship ended.

baba you mean ooo... Till d relationship ended.. Chai no wonda most gal don't like monster size

alexistaiwo:
lol. It was her third time after being deflowered

you broke her bound?

RadicallyBlunt:
I was fucking her and she was farting, I lost interest in d sex and stopped, then she started laffing. Do u knw she continued farting even after d sex.

lwkmd where you doing aNal?

terrence12:
I know one or two things about improving your looks and consequently ur self esteem... I know becos I was once seen as an average broda but after a little work on me.... ladies be falling like termites on a blue light...
1. Pick a favorite color; it must suite ur skin tone nd eye color
2. Get a befitting hair cut nd stick wif it; haircuts differ from one person to the other if u r still unsure about ur kind of haircut ask ur barber he can tell from d shape of ur head
3. Your nails must always be clean... I know alotta ladies I v gotten with jst my hygiene
4. Pick up a good working nd standing posture, don't bend forward like an orangutan! Work erect! Nd with swagger.
5. Choose a personality, just as guys have speks! So do ladies, choose between a gentleman or a ruffian dont worry, the two personalities v their fair share of females.... but never mix it up
6. Wear fitting clothes, fitting trousers and good head wears..... picking a brand of shades wouldn't hurt either!
7. Watch a lot of good movies and reading good novels is also essential... movies not only entertain u but they enlighten u, books increase ur vocabulary, every girl likes a guy who knows wot she does not.
8. Learn how to speak gud English... ladies love eloquence nd rhetorical prowess.
9. Learn how to flirt: look them in the eye, stand close to them while talking(this is were ur scent does the trick)
10: create a ready smile.... girls r scared of uptight guys wif no sense of humour
11. Be gentle nd friendly around them, u should also learn a thing or two about generosity... girls dig dt!
12. And finally be confident.... most girls love a confident man
13. Be manly, help her carry loads, wen in class let them lean on u, open doors for them...defend them wen other guys r getting outta line...
14. Most of us don't v a nice physique... hit the gym, workout!
Tnx me later
15. Improve ur intellect, assignments, tests and study groups r ways which we get some.....

nice I bounce when I walk not the ruggad kind of bounce..

achinaboy:
make sure you eat enough food before sleep, also don't smoke weed in the night

lol owk

Muafrika2:
Misreal is right. That's a demonic dream. Demonic dreams are not Prophetic. Though it may be that you needed to know what kind of person that (you met in there) is. So now you know.

The first dream, Hmm. I'll let other people talk about that one. It's a positive word, though the how it was delivered is strange and abit unfriendly. You just need to train yourself to differentiate the voice of God from other voices. You are the best person to judge it.

All in all You may need to relax - especially with spiritual warfare because you are a few layers exposed, hence the above experiences. Note a person at any time is protected by the manifold (multilayered) grace of God. At times, some of it is taken away - to test you. This is normal for all Christians. The world changes in seasons. In times of storm, you lock yourself in and let it pass. You need to calm down and stay inside until the storm passes. This is how you'll know when it has, when you'll have power to make war. The word of God to fight will come to your spirit with a word when it is time to war. Meanwhile, work on yourself. Guard your heart and focus on feeding your spirit. Avoid conflicts with men and keep your cool.

I hope Ive made sense.

Thanks God bless... Am getting scared already.

misreal:
dats a bad omen bro.u shoudnt be committing immorality in your sleep.the fact dat a force woke u up is a sign that she is not for u.

hmmm thanks

misreal:
dont marry her oh.u will fall into a trap

no I don't not I only kiss her..As I was walking with her I woke like someone drew me out with force

misreal:
d second dream shows u r spiritually down..get ur prayer life right sir.

that's bad I imagine that girl is connected to a girl destined for me in future... Thanks for you adding

misreal:
bros u simply need to deepen your spiritual life

bro do you have any idea of what this means?

Hey I got 2 dreams to share with you. It been troubling my mind. Even my friends now call me "Joseph The dreamer" lol. ..You can call me whatever you like. i Just need to understand what this dreams mean

Dream 1#: I was walking and suddenly I found my self pass by a prayer congregation. Not invited i kept walking to my destination. Then i heard a voice loud, with command. I stop with shock cause the voice sound like it was made by someone to my side then the voice made two statement one is
"You ask for no fail, Today you shall see no failure".

The second statement I forgot so i won't guess the second statement.

After that two statement the same voice ask me to lift my hand up to the sky. I lifted my left or right arm can't vividly remember which. Immediately I lift my arm I felt a strong shock to my arm like an electric shock. Till I wake up I still felt the shock.

Then the voice ask me to stand/wake with no doubt I stood up from my bed like " The Flash ". I check my watch the time was 5am.


THE SECOND DREAM.........

Dream 2#: I forgot mostly some part so it might not really made sense to you.. I was in restaurant I saw an old friend we talk, gist and laugh. Then I saw a gal I immediately fall for her like have known her for long. Then i went to woo her I notice she seem different from other girl. She respond well laugh to my joke and even tell me most about her at a spot.
I think a fight occur in the restaurant or eater. So her parent, slibing ask her to go. I think there were traveling. So I left her alone but I was sad the normal guys emotion stuff... I went far from the restaurant/eatee I notice she followed me. Just to see me for 2mins/3mins and tell me bye. I was indeed happy to see her same as she. I heard her arm and we kiss passionately.. Then she told me her full which I still remember till now... As I was going to see her off to her parent/slibings I woke up.
.
I HOPE SHE'S NOT A SPIRITUAL WIFE... I REJECT IF IT'S .. AMEN

PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS DREAMS MEAN.. .
CharlyG1 , umehmj
,eyeview

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how did you transfer d domain?

VocalWalls:
You're joking...

maybe not

johnbull368:
I believe this is the kind of lie your pastor will be telling his gullible congregation,is this one also in the bible? just tell believe it can only happen in Hollywood, Bollywood and Nairawood not in this physical wood.[color=#006600][/color]

SEAL Team Six started with 75 shooters. According
to Dick Marcinko, the annual ammunition training allowance for the
command was larger than that of the entire U.S. Marine Corps. The unit
has virtually unlimited resources at its disposal.

JonSnow:
5 of my "guys" armed with 2' by 4' inches plank will take down any Seal -or whatever they are called.

you your baby talk you think those military movies you watch aren't real abi Pele kill deceive your self you hear.... "BlackOps" or Navy seal.... baba clean you eye

VocalWalls:
One of my favorite shows, Surviving the cut, addresses this.

No one Seal can best 50 others in a hand to hand combat, except they are kids. And for a gun battle, his lucks must count, not just expertise.

What's really special about the seal is that they're pushed beyond their limits during training, hence, as long as they have breadth, they keep fighting.

You can never win over someone who never gives up.

when it comes to hand to hand combat I can't say one seal member can kill up to 50 but he can kill 10 if not 20. but if it's gun battle woosp count him in he will surely kill about kill. Why do you think they hide there identify after which successful mission. or why do you think the U.S government secretly wipe them of this earth? the u.s government spent millions of $$$$ training this elite squad so them no be bean... 50 of them go destroy 9ja military battalion..

9jaBloke:
That's not true.
Rob O' Neill-the one that claims to have fired the shot that killed Osama is retired and is a well known public speaker. Another retired member-Matt Bissonette wrote a book 'No easy day' and still appears on TV. Yes there was a 'copter incident involving Naval Seals but an Obama led USA would not get rid of an entire 'special Operations Military Unit for any reason. Be very sure of your facts before posting info on a public forum.

Rob O' Neill live is @ risk now by isis another source said he lied about killing Osama

Hey guy I do need your help here. Before i start let me describe my self am a dark guy always on low cut, tall about 6" 4/5 and naturally huge.
I"l come across different kind of girls. There is this kinda charm I use for ladies me my self don't no how i do it.
I met a gal in skul she's tall too back then I knew fell thing's about her but I no she still got lot's of skeleton in her cupboard.
her 1st annoyingly act is when she came to my lodge after talking with her she's about going home so she started running@night as if a dog is chasing after her me self i fear. The next day i ask her why is ran like flash the previous night she reply that "she don't want me to no her place." I was dumb folded. This mysterious act continue for some time with different thought running into my head " maybe she living her secret boo" or she hiding a kid from from me" until one day i secretly track her to her place I still wasn't satisfy. I still believe she's still hiding stuffs from me cause, I don't want some trash that would jeopardize my relationship with her when we start dating.

She starting acting like we dating she will come to my room without letting me no, always asking what i cook instead of the other way round , ask me to buy this and that to Bad i granted none of her request .
One reason is don't want a dependent gal the order reason you guy should know .
So I invite her to my place one night was so tempted to bleep her but the silly response she gave me made my pitbull weak me just bone that her punna. So I started by asking her to tell me more about her self she refuse but i insisted. She turn and look straight into my eye and she start confessing as if I use jazz for her me feel. I got to found out from her she was bleeping a 4Lvl dude from my department. The confession she told that night made me see her as something else ooo...@that moment nah the punna I want my pit bull dey bark inside I just close the discussion and tell her good night I didn't even see her cause she will still run like a mad dog. After that night the next time she saw me body no gei her she started avoided me oo if she see me she would take another route this continue until I lose interest on her....

ANOTHER ONE HAPPEN WITH A DIFFERENT GAL

I meet another gal in class after normal introduction nah I kinda crush for her cause she try for front and back and she's simple after few day
i ask her this causal question are you dating anyone she said Yes my heart melt as I heard Yes. but I was relieved when she gave a negative response about her bf this made me happy sha lol don't call me devil ooo that's what every guy would want. After a week I was get to no her more she ask me about my dating life I told her every shit in case... then I ask her if she still got crush for her bf make I no before I start my own package she said a bit. Some I turned and look straight into her she start confession oooooo even the man sitting next me was surprise to heard the words coming out from her mouth... I just coldly told her we should go home. Now she aren't picking my call or replying my WhatsApp message ooo... This shit just tire me ooo abeg someone help me out.

NaijaGistLive said Linda ikeji is a copy and paste blogger she even prove ewoow Nigerian top blogger still do copy and paste. Read NGL post.

I’m seriously so sick of these copy & paste bloggers who don’t give credit
where it’s due. They don’t want you to flourish & prosper so they will take
an idea from your page & run it like it’s concocted in their head.
NOT only did you come to lift my story (See it HERE) but since when do
you call out random foreigners in Nigeria? So because I added the babes
IG handle, you are trying to be Linda Aproko with stolen gist?
If you’re going to steal my shit, first like my shit, then don’t give us half
gist, post the full story. You cannot even plagiarize well. You as a blogger
couldn’t do the leg work to know who the mystery man is behind this
women & you are there asking LIBers who are seeing this ashewo for the
first time? I ALREADY CAUGHT HER SPONSOR & YOU ARE BEGGING FOR
CONFIRMED GIST?
You are doing promotion for her abi? Hoping one of your politicians who
pay you out to NOT report news will have to contact you? Is that why you
didn’t post her IG handle & wrote “Winny the Pooh” a nickname? Na wa
for these tatafo doing adverts for dis omo allen. Adding Maima confessing
love for Ice Prince reporting half gist without knowing why she posted it &
all leading up to it? I single handedly drove Maima to post that picture
playing innocent girlfriend after accusing her & Akin.
Anyway, facts & timestamps don’t lie. My post was up days ago, I was
tagged in @iambadder photo. LINDA IKEJI pls, where is your own tag?
Show us how you came to land on that girls page.

At least Stella added credit once she was informed someone had copied
my work to send to her. Let’s see if Linda has enough courtesy.
Please carry on with your boring news & lifting American bloggers tea
borrow post blogger.
Naijagistlive creates all its own content, I use my own eyes, pay attention
to detail, I write my own stories, I use DM tips to draw my own
conclusions, I physically do the detective work, I put pics side by side in
pic frame, I make my own memes, I watermark my shit, then showcase
my findings to my readers. I’m creative & clever with my words, I can turn
anything into a story & my posts are authentic & original. Not just stealing
ideas, adding pics & dropping no gist. Even if I repost a story, I do it to add
new information.
I even stated to my followers that I caught this babes sponsor by
remembering Spesh posting her gold Chanel bag & facts leading up to it

cc: lalasticlala
.
www.naijagistlive.com/2016/01/19/linda-ikeji-borrow-post/#more-217

NaijaGistLive said Linda ikeji is a copy and paste blogger she even prove ewoow Nigerian top blogger still do copy and paste. Read NGL post.

I’m seriously so sick of these copy & paste bloggers who don’t give credit
where it’s due. They don’t want you to flourish & prosper so they will take
an idea from your page & run it like it’s concocted in their head.
NOT only did you come to lift my story (See it HERE) but since when do
you call out random foreigners in Nigeria? So because I added the babes
IG handle, you are trying to be Linda Aproko with stolen gist?
If you’re going to steal my shit, first like my shit, then don’t give us half
gist, post the full story. You cannot even plagiarize well. You as a blogger
couldn’t do the leg work to know who the mystery man is behind this
women & you are there asking LIBers who are seeing this ashewo for the
first time? I ALREADY CAUGHT HER SPONSOR & YOU ARE BEGGING FOR
CONFIRMED GIST?
You are doing promotion for her abi? Hoping one of your politicians who
pay you out to NOT report news will have to contact you? Is that why you
didn’t post her IG handle & wrote “Winny the Pooh” a nickname? Na wa
for these tatafo doing adverts for dis omo allen. Adding Maima confessing
love for Ice Prince reporting half gist without knowing why she posted it &
all leading up to it? I single handedly drove Maima to post that picture
playing innocent girlfriend after accusing her & Akin.
Anyway, facts & timestamps don’t lie. My post was up days ago, I was
tagged in @iambadder photo. LINDA IKEJI pls, where is your own tag?
Show us how you came to land on that girls page.

At least Stella added credit once she was informed someone had copied
my work to send to her. Let’s see if Linda has enough courtesy.
Please carry on with your boring news & lifting American bloggers tea
borrow post blogger.
Naijagistlive creates all its own content, I use my own eyes, pay attention
to detail, I write my own stories, I use DM tips to draw my own
conclusions, I physically do the detective work, I put pics side by side in
pic frame, I make my own memes, I watermark my shit, then showcase
my findings to my readers. I’m creative & clever with my words, I can turn
anything into a story & my posts are authentic & original. Not just stealing
ideas, adding pics & dropping no gist. Even if I repost a story, I do it to add
new information.
I even stated to my followers that I caught this babes sponsor by
remembering Spesh posting her gold Chanel bag & facts leading up to it

.
www.naijagistlive.com/2016/01/19/linda-ikeji-borrow-post/#more-217

[quote author=GurlFriend post=40223801]According to reports, the gunmen have taken about 170 people hostage after jihadist gunmen stormed the Radison Blu Hotel in Bamako, Mali.

Hostage situation is under way in the Five star Hotel as reports have it that the gunmen freed some Muslim hostages who could recite portions of the Koran...

Africa's richest man Aliko Dangote was supposed to be at the hotel, but he left Mali yesterday and is safe and sound in Lagos, Nigeria.

h.mmmmm baba jazz dey work too;

holysina:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/missing-soldiers-return-join-u-nits-army/120417.html#R2AzJgPrrF3PAd4Q.99

Hmm they're so much conspiracy going on in the Nigerian Army... So many secret, lies folded.. I hope they wouldn't be like the american military force..#Secret hidden

"When Israel attack American....

Wilson125:
Tired of being alone and u need a man that will b a husband, brother n d rest of it? Ma dear get a clay n mold 1 4 urself...

what you age?

Shamstiel:
Just got myself some shoes, gold wristwatch and an iPhone 6+
#lifeofaballer #spendingandearning

Thank you Lord for the money!

make I send my own account number?