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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant For Me by twerkjack: 12:29pm On Jan 21, 2015
MrJanuzaj:
Pls nairalanders, am a little worried, this morning my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant for me, I felt its little early, for me to get married. We love ourselves so much and she is the one I will definitely marry, just that two of my elder brothers are not yet married, I don't know what to do now, am a bit confused, money is not the problem as I am already staying on my own and working. My problem now is if my parents will be happy that I impregnated a lady, and even my elder brothers are not yet married. Althuogh they are overdue and are rich, they are well older than me.Am 28 yrs old. Pls I need advice on what next to do. I don't mind marrying here even today. But what will ppl say.
@TOPIC IF NOT? WHO SHOULD BE PREGNANT FOR U BEFORE? YA MOM? LOLZ WHEN U DEY FVCK NOBODY KNOW BELLE DON ENTER U DON COME ONLINE.....BOYS ARE SHAMELESS
RomanceRe: How A Girl In Romance Section Nearly Soiled My Moniker by twerkjack: 12:26pm On Jan 21, 2015
Tinubu:
REALLY? huh







THE ONLY WAY I CAN BELIEVE THIS TALE, IS IF IT'S TOLD BY ANOTHER MONIKER embarassed




UNIBENSTUDENT BE YAHOOING PEEPS SINCE 0.000000000001 bc undecided
LOLZ
RomanceRe: Girls You People Will Never cease To Amuse Me by twerkjack: 12:21pm On Jan 21, 2015
kinggenesis:
Hahahaha was just strolling with my friends this morning when we saw this very skinny girl wearing BUMshorts, if u see the girl legs eh e be like wire wey warri boys dey take tap light from d next street, hahahah and my friends started laffin so loud the girl knew they were laffin at her but she dare not look back, she quietly kept moving cus if she turn back she bleep up cus datt one go only worsen the matter.

Girls sha. Because Matilda wore it and it made sense on her
doesn't mean u Funmi will wear it and it will also fit u. Grace wore it & she gat guys tripping and u Victoria think u can also achieve same, they will only end up laffin at you and u will be
embarrassed.

Bumshorts, leggings, jeggings and tube gowns are wears strictly meant for the ENDOWED. If you are very skinny and you try wearing any of those you will only end up looking like people used for HIV/AIDS advert in Somalia. There are so many other clothes you could rock and still look
gorgeous and adorable. Don't allow all this orobo people
intimidate you.
U MUST BE HIGH ON CASAVA WATER. FAT GIRLS INTIMIDATE WHO? WHERE? HOW? HAHA. U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF UR SENSELESS SELF OR MAYBE JUST READ THIS SILLY POST ALOUD AND LISTEN TO YASELF. DO U KNOW WHERE U ARE ND D YEAR UR LIVING IN? OZUMBO angry
BTW POST A PICTURE OF URSELF IM SURE WE'L ALL HV SOMETHIN TO LAUGH AT grin THEN
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Guys Cheat Easily by twerkjack: 12:14pm On Jan 21, 2015
mikporch:
Em who follow who talk and wetin who talk
Aunty no fesoo if say u talk like person aunty I no for quote u
Ur comment was as childish as kungfu panda
I wonder what u wld teach ur male child
Am sorry for him and ur husband no offence ma cool
OK RUN ALONG NOW BOY,,,,,,,, U'VE MADE UR POINT
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Guys Cheat Easily by twerkjack: 12:14pm On Jan 21, 2015
emusmith:
Blame NOT balme...

BTW, it was same Pretender You, I read commenting how so much you like sex and all.... Now, you're forming for who?

SMH... Must some people make comments?
E HEH WHATS UR POINT huh
RomanceRe: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by twerkjack: 12:13pm On Jan 21, 2015
Newkidoo:
Girl, what do u really want from me hianhuh
Okay,if u truly wanna know my worth let us see in camera!! wink you know i can't say it here unless i wish to invite armed robbers!! tongue
IF I HEAR
RomanceRe: 9 Types Of Men Women Avoid! by twerkjack: 12:11pm On Jan 21, 2015
Eberex:
No wonder you dont have time for men. One look at your profile pic and i wonder if its not the other way round
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ABI grin
RomanceRe: 17 Romantic Things To Say To A Woman (girlfriends&wives) by twerkjack: 12:10pm On Jan 21, 2015
alberto2k:
my innocent pink lips sad
IS DAT U AT UR DP huh CHINEKE shocked WORWOR FULL NAIJA O cheesy
RomanceRe: 17 Romantic Things To Say To A Woman (girlfriends&wives) by twerkjack: 12:10pm On Jan 21, 2015
alberto2k:
my innocent pink lips sad
IS DAT AT UR DP huh CHINEKE shocked WORWOR FULL NAIJA O cheesy
RomanceRe: 17 Romantic Things To Say To A Woman (girlfriends&wives) by twerkjack: 12:08pm On Jan 21, 2015
mirexxx:
y u con dey post fetish tinz 4 herehuh
SORRY MA BUT MK E STAY THERE NO VEX grin
RomanceRe: A Note To Rubey by twerkjack: 12:07pm On Jan 21, 2015
ALL I SEE ON THIS THREAD IS
A DUDE IN LUST wink@OP,
SOME JEALOUS GIRLS embarassed@IREONOMY OR WHATEVER HER NAME IS,
SOME DUDES DISGUSTED AT THE OP angry@JIMMY4X AND
OBSERVERS @ME grin
RomanceRe: A Note To Rubey by twerkjack: 12:00pm On Jan 21, 2015
Gflat:
So is it a crime to woo a lady. Disregarding her lookshuh
DNT MIND THE B1TCH, U CANT BLAME HER FOR BLABBING. SHES JUST MAD THAT SHE HASNT GOT THIS KINDA ATTENTION FROM ANYONE grin
RomanceRe: Pls Where Did Boys Get The Impression That She Only Visits For Sex ? by twerkjack: 11:56am On Jan 21, 2015
zick19:
Only stupid guys think like that....
THAT MEANS 98%GUYS ARE SILLY..... IN SHORT MORE THAN SILLY
RomanceRe: Pls Where Did Boys Get The Impression That She Only Visits For Sex ? by twerkjack: 11:54am On Jan 21, 2015
rubey:
This is why I don't visit men at home. You need to see what happened the day I decided to visit a crusher! cheesy
The guy started acting weird and was trying to kiss me he did not even let me enjoy the movie I was watching. I left his house after giving him a hot slap. what rubbish!
GIRL UR A PRETTY ONE wink..... CHECK ME OUT IN MA DP grin
RomanceRe: Pls Where Did Boys Get The Impression That She Only Visits For Sex ? by twerkjack: 11:50am On Jan 21, 2015
chipet67:
Just as the question goes, you can help me out if you have answers. Because I know that lies in the heart of many boys , that whenever she visits she has sex in mind. Its an arhuement that has been going on between me and my friend. So I need your opinions pls.
MY SISTER ASK THEM OOOO. ITS JUST SOOO ANNOYING. MY EX BF WOULD ALW@YS START TAKIN OFF MY CLOTHES WHENEVER I COME AROUND....... NA IM I SHUN AM DUMP HIS SORRY A$S wink IF U ALLOW AM SEF E NO GO EVEN FIT DO ANYTHING angry,,, 3 MINS............I RESERVE MA COMMENT grin
RomanceRe: 17 Romantic Things To Say To A Woman (girlfriends&wives) by twerkjack: 11:40am On Jan 21, 2015
mirexxx:
undecided u had beta b referring dat 2 urself
U NO GO MUMU WAIT OR THINK WITH THAT UR FAT HEAD BEFORE U START FORMING ANGER..... angry
BTW I TOT THE OP WAS A GUY, I MODIFIED THE COMMENT IYA grin..... NGWA SORRY OOOOO wink
RomanceRe: 17 Romantic Things To Say To A Woman (girlfriends&wives) by twerkjack: 11:34am On Jan 21, 2015
mirexxx:
by ashawo u meanhuh
OK NA

RomanceRe: 17 Romantic Things To Say To A Woman (girlfriends&wives) by twerkjack: 11:31am On Jan 21, 2015
ASHAWO MEN!!!!! DEM NO GO GO WORK MAKE MONEY?? COS THEN THEY WONT NEED TO TELL HER ANYTHING........ KNOW WHYhuh

COS THE MONEY DOES THE TALKIN, AND IT CONVINCES GIRLS FAR MORE THAN ALL THIS UR SWEET TALK.. TRUST ME.....I KNOW wink.


BTW FIRST TO COMM lipsrsealed.............. OOOOOOM SEE AS NETWORK DON DO THIS BABE DON OVERTAKE ME undecidedMTCHEEEEEW

MODIFIED grin
RomanceRe: 9 Types Of Men Women Avoid! by twerkjack: 11:23am On Jan 21, 2015
MEHH AND THIER WAHALA.... ALL THIS IS FOR PPL THAT HAVE TIME FOR MEHNNNN........ I PITY THEM SHA undecided
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Glows In Floral Outfit,hit Or Miss? by twerkjack: 11:17am On Jan 21, 2015
pocohantas:
And you will not grow old?
The cancelled is just your escape route.
TWAS JUST AN OBSERVATION NA..... NNA EH
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Guys Cheat Easily by twerkjack: 11:13am On Jan 21, 2015
mikporch:
Laffing in Jamaica
Rrrrrrrrrarrrarastrarararar
Funny bitch
U will marry an un confused man
In jesu name
According to ur comment he won't have a d**k
Fffffffffffffu since he is not confused
CLAP FOR URSEF, FOR UR MIND U DON FOLLOW UR AUNTY TALK..... MY FRIEND GO AND SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE IF U DNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY.... RUBBISH!!!!! angry
RomanceRe: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by twerkjack: 11:09am On Jan 21, 2015
Newkidoo:
Hmmmm... Is that what will make you happyhuh
Ok, am worth what you thinking tongue

But with time i will be worth, what you want wink cheesy
NOT ENUF sad
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Guys Cheat Easily by twerkjack: 10:17am On Jan 21, 2015
U CALL THIS A COUNTER THREAD huh GUYS!!!! ARE THE MOST CONFUSED SPECIES OF ALL CREATURES.... SO DAMN ANNOYING. U CHEAT AND JUSTIFY IT, TAKE THE BALME COMPLETELY OFF URSELVES ND THEN MAKE THE OTHER THREAD LOOK LIKE A JUDGEMENT SIT FOR LADIES....... CHAI!!!! OLUWA HELP ME RID THE WORLD OF EVERYTHIN WITH A D1CK angry
RomanceRe: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by twerkjack: 10:10am On Jan 21, 2015
Newkidoo:
Twerkjack!! angry
Ok!! Ask me anything at all and i will give u wat u want!! cool
HOW MUCH IS UR TOTAL NETWORTH, EVERYTHING IN UR ACCOUNTS, ASSETS, CASH, INVESTMENTS grin TELL ME DAT AND WE CAN START OFF THIS CONVERSATION cool
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Woman Who Claims To Have The Biggest Natural Butt by twerkjack: 10:04am On Jan 21, 2015
princesssusan:
Mtcheeeeew diz 1 nah butt more of pankere if u ask me
SHOW US UR OWN NA undecided AUNTY OGECHI angry
CelebritiesRe: Basketmouth Is High On Weed (photo) by twerkjack: 9:53am On Jan 21, 2015
HAHAHAHAHA GOSH IM BEGINNING TO LIKE THIS GUY grin
CelebritiesRe: Outside Of Christiano Ronaldo's House After Breaking Up With Super Girlfriend by twerkjack: 9:49am On Jan 21, 2015
major466:
When will Christiano Ronaldo get married and settle down? He's mates like Tores, PK are already married and he's busy breaking up ladies hearts.
ONCE HE MEETS ME grin wink
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Glows In Floral Outfit,hit Or Miss? by twerkjack: 9:47am On Jan 21, 2015
SHES BEGINNING TO LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA OR IS JUST THE OUTFIT
CelebritiesRe: What Could He Be Doing In This Pix by twerkjack: 9:39am On Jan 21, 2015
CHECK OUT OUR FUTURE MISS NIGERIA IF GEJ WINS grin cheesy.....,DAMN DOES SHOES HAVE GOT TO BE PRADA1765

CelebritiesRe: See The Celebrities That Have Slept With Rihanna [photos] by twerkjack: 9:36am On Jan 21, 2015
oganaija:
Rihanna is mostly known for flirting with celebrities especially rappers to be precise and she has made pretty good name for that. We already know rappers like Drake, Chris Brown, Meek Mill, T.I. and a whole lot.

One can’t count. Not long ago, rumors in town claims that rapper Wale also hit Rihanna’s box, we still don’t know the truth about that.Bossip.com has compiled a list of all the celebs who have ate in Rihanna’s bowl.
Take a look at them by clicking next and skipping through the pages. Here’s a photo gallery of the celebrity men (and woman) who smashed Rihanna. Take a look as you continue……………… http://www.globenewsexpress.com/see-the-celebrities-that-have-slept-with-rihanna-photos/
SO WAS IT RIHANNA OR THE BOYS THAT TOLD U.... COS IM SERIOUSLY WONDERING HOW A JOBLESS PERSON LIKE WHO'VE PROBABLY SEEN A PLANE, CAME ABOUT THIS RUBBISH
RomanceRe: Self Defense For Ladies In Picture. by twerkjack: 9:32am On Jan 21, 2015
Newkidoo:
Hmmm.. Ok!
Tell me something you have never told anyone before!! tongue wink

N.b, u promised cheesy
OK .................... NOTHING undecided

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