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tdayof:

UR SIGANTURE IS AMAZING

HE'S GOT TO BE HER BOY TOY COS SHES TOO OLD FOR HIM

himkers:
See those brea$ts



Only if I could get my mouth of em ..

FALLEN BWEASTS U CAN DO BETTER

donephi:
Not knowing where u fall suggest you think you are nt pweety

MAYBE............ AM I

rexkexmilan:
Who deceived you?
Those boys, or, are you the one deceiving yourself?

ireneony:
i dont fall under the category of pretty.
i fall under the category of beautiful

UR GOOD@REXKEXMILAN......,,, I WONDER WHERE IN HELL SHE GOT DAT IMPRESSION

I WONDER WHERE I FALL IN

gameboy727:
Got what he deserved. Rip though.

DID THEY HV TO KILL THEM? THEY CATCH STARS ND PROMINENT PPL TAKIN DRUGS ND THEY SEND EM TO REHAB ND JAIL FOR A WHILE,,,, WHY KILL THEM FOR JUST DRUGS WHY NOT JAIL TERM......

MuguliciousMUGU:
O God, this is a beautiful girl, God really took his time to create this beautiful image, while he created other girls in 1 hour, he took 48 hour to create her, she too fine even without a makeup, chai... Just look at her sexy nose and her pink lips, her beauty can move mountains, she too fine pass darego...

As the current minister of women affairs, i have given her the title of the most beautiful girl in the world, she should come to my office for her award...

UR MONICA FIT U WELLA

Udmaster:
Wow

YEA NOW I KNOW WHERE HE GETS HIS LOOKS FROM LOLZ

FUNNY ENUF I DNT BELIEVE THIS STORY

obongproff:
* She cums before u and just gets up(if she's on top) or just pushes you off her and runs straight to d bathroom to clean herself.

* Ur on top of her and she just lies like a frozen chicken, doing absolutely nothing apart from keeping her legs open. ;> ...super-disgusting.

YEA I KNOW THE FEELIN

MINE IS TALL, DARK, SEXY ND REALY RICH ND CARING, I COULDNT BREATH FOR SECONDS WHEN I FIRST MET HIM. HE WAS SO PERFECT I DIDNT BELEIVE ND I ASKED GOD IF IT WAS REAL, ND HE SAID "LOVE UR DREAMING" ........... ND DEN I WOKE UP. STILL HOPIN TO MEET HIM IN REALITY...

offspec:
So wch of dem do u use to be before? A Lez or a nymph?

LEZ

internetpo:
Being staring at your post for a while and I don't know how to start what I want to say. Anyway. There IS A PROBLEM. All 5 of what you just typed above. Sincerely you look a like a nice girl with lots of potentials before her if you can just channel your sexual energy properly. You have a bright blinding future ahead but you are not using up to 30% of that potential yet. Seek Psychological and spiritual help.
I also offer my help, will be praying for you.

AWWWWW THANX VERY MUCH

DonX001:
Hmmm.....and you imagine you're penetrating her using what? Your own imaginary dicck or a dil*do....

OOOOOM MY IMAGINARY DICK NA

sneak3:
Your problem is â major one... The part u dream to see ursef with a hubby and 2kids shows u have a marrine husband.

Seek help with immediate alacrity

I SEE MYSELF AS THE HUSBAND WITH TWO KIDS

DonX001:
You imagine you do the penetration of what or where exactly?? The guy....or another girl?

ANOTHER GIRL

Tinubu:
by their monikers, ye shall know them

HEY DAT NAME HAS NOTHIN TO DO WITH MY LIFESTYLE OK

offspec:
@bolded text.... meaning you use to be?

YEA

I DO ALL DIS, DEN I GUESS I TRULY AM D FEMALE VERSION O A PLAYER

AMAZIN THREAD ND IM THE FIRST TO COMMENT YAYYYY

obongproff:
After like three painful heartbreaks in d past, my friend decided to stay away from women especially as he realised dat all d girls dat left him did so becos he was broke and kinda jobless.

8 months ago he got a great job with a pretty fat pay. He's living well and rily doing well for himself. Howeva, it was afta he got dis job dat he realized dat a man can get almost any chic if he has a nice car and a fat account balance - he owns a Ford Edge 2014 version and Toyota Spider.

Rite now, he's tired of sleeping around, meeting plastic chics and moving from one chic to anoda. And he's a bit confused cos 90% of d ladies he meet are more interested in his money dan in his person. He wants to get married but he wants to marry a girl dat loves his person and not his money. He also has good looks too.

Amaka dat lives along his former street who used to snob him before, saw him in his car when he came to visit his parents in dia family house(his former house), and since den he's suddenly become Amaka's sweetheart. D worst was wot happened in church. As a youth in church, he decided to make a financial contribution to d success of dia end of year party and since den, the youth secretary and two oda female excos are all over him. Some have made it a habit for him to drop dem off afta each service. He had to stop going to church with his car in order to avoid such embarassments.

He's a jovial, generous and down-to-earth dude and doesnt know how to be stingy. And dis seems to be working against him now. Once he sends a girl some money she begins to profess love and dat rily pisses him off like hell.

He intends to get married dis year but he's not even in a relationship yet. Pls nairalanders, how can he find true love?

TELL HIM TO EMAIL ME ND HE'L NEVER REGRET IT IN A HURRY, IF HE SHOWS ME THE MONEY, I WILL DANCE FOR HIM

offspec:
OP u need deliverance.
Your point No.3 shows you are either a Lesbian or a Nymph
I didn't say you are either of those but that's simply the revelation i got from that point.

HEHE RECOMMEND A PROPHET, ND M NEITHER A LEZ OR LYMPH (ATLEAST NOT ANYMORE) THANX

MrCork:
thank u emakakama or woteva yor Ghana name iz.......yor highly little opinion has juss been noted...Goat! (no oofeinse)

NOW UR NOT BEHAVIN SO CIVILIZED AND GENTLEMANLY ANYMORE... LONDON GUY

MrCork:
...ok..although am from London Peckam and although I drive a €28,000 range over spot and although I been to 34 countries, opinion poll conducted on Nairaland last week suggested that all females prefer us Londoners and are the prefad husband material type due to the following reason:

1. We don't hav tribal mark...for example, Women always call me * fine boy no pimples*

2. We always wear suits lookin like gentlemen....homebase guys prefa traditional cloths lookin like ....(no comments)

3. We can spend up to €30 on jusss a date wit a babe.....home base guys will rather buy u live chicken or goat

4. Homebase guys call women gold diggers only when/if they cannot afford/maintain them.....I gave a babe £500 juss two days ago.

5. According to 3 opinion poll 2 week ago...women claim 99.8% of Nairaland guys are home base and this makes them un happy...only 2% of us are from London

..hope this information helps! Serrrrriously spekin: no oofense intended

U ARE SOOOO FULL OF URSELF, BUH ITS CALLED CONFIDENCE ND I ADMIRE DAT SOMETIMES.... BTW UR POINTS ARE REASONABLE AND TRUE..... #LADIESSAYNOTOAFRICANMENEVENTHE ONESINLONDON

1.WHENEVER I MASTURBAT£..........I IMAGINE, IM THE GUY, AND I DO D PENETRATION ELSE I DNT CUUMM

2. WHENEVER I SLLEP...................I HAVE WET DREAMS, AND I CUMMM BEFORE DAYBREAK (WHICH IS SOMETHING ASSOCIATED WITH MEN)

3.WHENEVER IM IN A RELATIONSHIP.....I LOSE INTEREST IN THE GUY ONCE IVE BANGED HIM (NO MATTER HOW MUCH I LIKED HIM BEFORE)

4. WHENEVER IM IN DREAMLAND............. I SEE MYSELF AS A MAN WITH A WIFE AND 2 CHILDREN
5. WHENEVER IM ALONE.............CANT STOP MYSELF FROM THINKING ALOUD, AND SOMETIMES PPL THINK IM CRAZY... MATTER OF FACT, I FREAKED MA ROOMIE OUT SO MUCH SHE MOVED OUT SO PLZ PPL CAN I CALL ALL THIS..,..... PROBLEMS I NEED UR HELP!

How is this concerned with falling in love [img]nothin person no go see[/img]

offspec:
At least we tried surprising you once. It's not crime you try same. If you like write an encyclopedia but for we, we don't even need keep notes. Our brain is enough to record all your f_ck-up
Yes, you have to know that our personality is a function of who we are and our attitude a function of who you are! shikina
Be old fashioned too. I tell you, we won't mind you go on your natural hair or preferably on low-cuts. We really love it that way - ah swear. If it is for everything you want at first date, don't worry we will do it provided you will also do what we want at first date. I won't mention it but....you know naa!
Don't be a woman-baby either. Don't cry or lower your voice like that of a new born baby just to extort or get something from us.
No, We will even stop our breath and listen. I better dial 180 or 181 on my MTN line and keep listening and repeating the menu. Abi i no get work?
You people always find out the truth to be lies. But the lies, you digest all into your system as the truth. We won't cheat if you give us all we want without asking for a dime. In that case, we are paying for services rendered by you, and when what we pay for don't meet to our standard, we opt for a plan-B. So don't blame us baby.
I guess you have not heard of the phrase that says "Bros before hoes" else you wont open your mouth(abi phone) and say this. Sorry, my guy remains my priority cos any help i render to him, he shows much appreciation and not taking it as "His right; My responsibilty"
Why should we appreciate things bought with our own money? It is our money so we can choose to appreciate or condemn it and you have no right to question us. Try use your own money, and if we don't appreciate, come back and create another thread.
Heheheheheheheh' I laugh first. Will you tell us how to use what we paid for. It is just like you went to market to buy weave-on and the market woman still wan tell you the style you go make with am. Ihn deh happen? No, you answer am!
And if we turn down going out with you, or we opt to going out with another babe, it probably has nothing to do with you either. We all have our down days not so?
Help us to by bring money to run the household. There is no where in the bible or koran that says it's a sin to do so.
We will always say sorry when we are wrong but not on occasions where you wrong us and still expect us to say sorry. No it's not done. We are not Jesus.
We will always like a comfirmatory test to truely confirm that you are really on your period. Once confirmed, trust us, even though konji is a bastard, we can bear while it lasts cos those lump of blood irritate us as well. Though we are sorry about the cramps and we also share in you prayers too for your period to end even though our prayer point might differ.
Hygiene is more a necessity to you than to us. We should be more concerned about yours than you to ours.
Until you desist from No. 10.
What is wrong if you be our reminder. What if there was no GSM? Abeg! We have many other important issues to think of. Birthdays aint even the one-millionth of them.
We will respect you if you ain't a feminist and are loyal to us. Thank you!

oloshi

Babysho:
Paragraph dis write up nd i assure you of front page

oya keep ur promise, its well arranged now

sambaba32yaho:
I need a click on how to toast a girl that she will never say know to me. Plz nairaland i need ur help for dis hapi sunday to u all....

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