Common go and sit down before I slap your head

Cotonou scholarship lmao. So who'll emply them after they graduate nau FFk is a cheap modafvvker.

Lol Rat

Ningen:
Who else is also waiting for the day that a Nollywood actress will say something sensible?

Because if they say something reasonable Nairaland won't post it

That's true and a good man reciprocates.

Its not by force to patronize olosho
But if must carry your money. Dem no dey cheat olosho!

Just imagine the embarrasment with G Wagon o

Oloshi

johnkey:
I'll rather live in Uganda than this shithole I'm in.

Its not far my bro

Please find your way. You don't even need visa

I swear to god I imagined a big brown d1ck when I saw casava

Some soul mates tend to look alike too.

10 Signs that You've found your Soulmate:

1. It's something inside. Describing how a soulmate makes you feel is difficult. It's a tenacious, profound and lingering emotion which no words can encompass.

2. Flashbacks. If your partner is your soulmate, chances are he or she has been present in your past lives. Soulmates often choose to come back together during the same lifetime and scope each other out in the big world. You might suddenly and briefly experience flashbacks of your soulmate. You might even feel an odd sense of déjà vu, as if the moment in time has already taken place, perhaps a long time ago, perhaps in a different setting.

3. You just get each other. Ever met two people who finsh each other's sentences? Some people call that spending too much time together, but I call it a soulmate connection. You might experience this with your best friend or your mother, but it is the telltale sign of a soulmate when you experience it with your partner.

4. You fall in love with his (or her) flaws. No relationship is perfect, and even soulmate relationships will experience ups and downs. Still, that bond will be much harder to break. Soulmates have an easier time of accepting, even learning to love, each other's imperfections. Your relationship is more likely to be a soulmate match if you both love each other exactly as you each are, accepting both the great and awful tendencies we all have.

5. It's intense. A soulmate relationship may be more intense than normal relationships, in both good and sometimes bad ways. The most important thing is that, even during negative episodes, you're focused on resolving the problem and can see beyond the bad moment.

6. You two against the world. Soulmates often see their relationship as "us against the world." They feel so linked together that they're ready and willing to take on any feat of life, so long as they have their soulmate by their side. Soulmate relationships are founded on compromise and unity above all else.

7. You're mentally inseparable. Soulmates often have a mental connection similar to twins. They might pick up the phone to call each other at the exact same time. Though life may keep you apart at times, your minds will always be in tune if you are soulmates.

8. You feel secure and protected. Regardless of the gender of your partner, he or she should always make you feel secure and protected. This means that if you're a man, yes, your woman should make you feel protected, too! Your soulmate will make you feel like you have a guardian angel by your side. A person who plays on your insecurities, whether consciously or subconsciously, is not your soulmate.
9. You can't imagine your life without him (or her). A soulmate is not someone you can walk away from that easily. It is someone you can't imagine being without, a person you believe is worth sticking with and fighting for.

10. You look each other in the eye. Soulmates have a tendency to look into each other's eyes when speaking more often than ordinary couples. It comes naturally from the deep-seated connection between them. Looking a person in the eye when speaking denotes a high level of comfort and confidence.
Whether you're designed by the universe to be soulmates or two loving people who have settled for each other's strengths and weaknesses, the decision is yours. The beauty of free will is that you can remain in or change any relationship as you see fit. To be with your soulmate is one of the precious treasures of life. And if you feel you've found your heart's other half, I wish you endless days of joy and laughter, and countless nights of deep embrace, unraveling the mysteries of the universe one by one.
To love,

After reviewing his finances upon request, Forbes says Kanye West is now officially a billionaire.
A new report from the American business magazine valued the rapper and fashion mogul at $1.3billion. The bulk of that wealth comes from West’s stake in his Yeezy sneaker line, which Forbes said was worth $US1.26 billion.
The news makes West hip-hop’s second billionaire after Jay-Z.

West’s music made up a relatively small portion of that wealth, despite being one of the highest selling artists of the last 20 years. His label GOOD Music, and the rights to his discography were valued at at least $90 million by Forbes.
Much of the rest of West’s financial worth resided in assets — $81 million in property and $21 million in land. The enigmatic artist’s team listed $17 million in cash and $35 million in stocks.

Forbes stressed the lack of independent verification of some of the figures supplied. Despite this, West said the outlet had undervalued him, claiming a value of $3.3billion. In response, Forbes compared his self-assessment with an informal rule they used to have with valuing now US President Donald Trump; “take whatever the future president insisted he was worth, divide by 3, and start honing from there”.

The new Forbes assessment was in large part triggered by West’s unhappiness with his omission from the outlet’s annual billionaire list, published last month.
“You know what you’re doing,” he texted a member of Forbes’ staff.


“You’re toying with me and I’m not finna lye [sic] down and take it anymore in Jesus name.”

I like her new complexion. Brown Skin Girl

OK so how does it concern the blogger?

And more importantly

How does it concern us

farano:
Upon all the big boobs, butt and tiny waist, the guy still sex another babe...Conclusion sex doesn't keep a man

But us girls seem not to know.

My neighbour's wife is SEXY. She is HOT. She is the definition of "too fine". Chocolate, figure 8, flat belly, clean and.... Even me as a girl I admit she FINE.
But I caught my Neighbour smooching and grabbing one disproportionately fat and obess girl or woman in front of one hotel close to my gym. So I really pity girls that think beauty and ass, and good manners and cooking and fvcking skills is the solution to keeping their man.

Pele o

Men will always have an excuse to cheat.

Accept it!

If u can't then let go for the sake of your sanity.

I taught for a year after university while waiting for my NYSC call up.
The main and probably only reason I did, was because there weren't really good jobs at my hometown.
That was the most MISERABLE year of my life.

Don't get me wrong I was an average teacher, maybe even good at some point but the whole school environment made me suicidal. I took no joy in any of it.

Some people actually ENJOY teaching.

If I hadn't seen it for myself I would argue.

So I respect teachers and appreciate them more now.

Well I made two decisions from that year's experience.
One, I'll never teach again. And
Two, I'll never live in a small town again.

Luckily I was posted to Lagos and I never moved back

Question 2.

Why do people in Nigeria make other people's marital status their business


Joblessness? Being Nigeria as we know it, That could be a major factor.

Compulsive societal Nosiness? I'd hate to think that.

Envy? Yeah some people could actually feel this way seeing a successful woman like Genevieve who has a grown child, who is beautiful enough to marry whoever she wants, and who's not complaining about being unmarried BTW....

Illiteracy? That's a possibility too.

Lack of A Cause to invest our energy into instead?

Like I really wanna know.

Can somebody tell me What the benefit of marriage is

Sex? Oh common even married ppl adulterate.

Children? Everybody knows how to get those?

Commitment? Hahahahaha I laugh in Nigerian men.

Peace of mind?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhaha

The fool still stalking and giving interviews about her.

Perhaps if u were as current as instablog y'all would know

dumb woman-hating modafvkers.... Pathetic

Tell em o sisterly.

BTW u pretty af

He's cute

You think he's quick with his waist too?

Bobrisky is inspiring and personally I'm proud of his journey and how far he's come.

Transgender women are the most misunderstood and persecuted people in the world.
I can't imagine what its like for them to live through that everyday for something that is honestly not their fault.

More grace

I love

Niyola
Tonto
TM
Ms Savage
Rita and
Yemi Alade

That fat lady Anita reminds of the gossipy and lousy Igbo girls I encountered during my time in IMSU

All I see is a big and beautiful black woman.

But hey age is just a number.

Doesn't matter if he's 20 years younger some ppl are old souls.

I dont know em very much but
Whoever sang

Gbas gbos
Vibration
Party scatter
Need you
What if I say

Is the hottest for me

BrilliantGigolo:
Another one ?

There were two black birds sitting on "an industry"

One named Paul , the other named Peter.

The latter got involved with a type of Newspaper who drifted his concern away from family.

Na so Paul and Peter fly away from industry.

"I love her , age is just a number", Peter don turn upcoming, Paul still dey top chart.

Young Man beware of newspapers that are only useful for barbeque.


I bind and cast "Simpness" out of your body. Amen

Tueh

Lol what a dumb thing to say

You've got zero brains

I almost feel sorry for you

Its only guys with small d1ck that complain about pussy being wide.. Like stfu and fix yo shit.

Most girls like em huge pipes ain't nothing to be ashamed of.

He's right you know.

Not that I think it's wrong because let's face it,

Fvcking ONE d1ck for the rest of your life is completely unrealistic., but as usual, let's keep deceiving ourselves.

Because cat fights are entertaining

I bet she has b1tches that suck her kitten.

I bet hers look like a little d1ck too.

Most manly looking lesbians have clitoris soo big and erect u could swear it's a d1ck.

Yummy and exciting. Please dish out the rest