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RomanceRe: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by twerkjack: 12:29am On Jan 26, 2015
WHAT OF US WEY NO WANT NIGERIAN MEN NKORhuhhuh? grin



PLZ NO ONE QUOTES THIS POST cool
PoliticsRe: "How I Will Operate As Nigeria’s First Lady" – Aisha Buhari by twerkjack: 12:26am On Jan 26, 2015
Wittylens:
Are you serious? when you said revolution , you mean backwardness!?


Let's be true to ourselves , Buhari is not the change we need. Fashola is a far better option. But Buhari? that's a NO for me
HE'S BETTER THAN JONA
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji: I Am Not Like The Arrogant Characters I Play by twerkjack: 12:22am On Jan 26, 2015
sinaj:
xori to dissapoint u cutie, m done with jamb about 2 yrs ago nd wil only nid it for my clearance in skul nxt yr...so u c, m not in ya league jambass
XHISUS!!!!!!! SEE LIE OOOOOOOOOOO grin grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: "How I Will Operate As Nigeria’s First Lady" – Aisha Buhari by twerkjack: 12:18am On Jan 26, 2015
EdCure:
You always sound very stale, mundane and clumsy.
PDP PRODUCTS ARE ALWAYS LIKE DAT LOLZ.......I MEAN HE MUST BE SOMEHOW RELATED TO PEJ grin
PoliticsRe: "How I Will Operate As Nigeria’s First Lady" – Aisha Buhari by twerkjack: 12:15am On Jan 26, 2015
Wittylens:
Keep Dreaming..Dreams Come True

After February 14 ,


GEJ Will Remain The President.

PEJ will Remain The First Lady.

Sambo Will Remain Vice-President..


Obasanjo Will Go Back To His Ota FARM.

Tinubu Will Go Back To His House In Ikeja


Buhari Will Go back to his Cows in Katsina

Amaechi Will Go To Jail.


NIGERIA WILL MOVE FORWARD >>>>>>>>>>>>

LIKE U SAID....DREAMS COME TRUE

U'L BE A WITNESS TO A REVOLUTION WHEN BUHARI EMERGES PRESIDENT,,,,,CANT WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON THE FACES OF THE LIKES OF U
NYSCRe: Seven Categories Of Corps Members You Will Find In Any Orientation Camp. by twerkjack: 12:12am On Jan 26, 2015
NYSC TINS NEXT YEAR OOOOO. STILL WORKIN ON MA FINAL GRADES...... grin
CelebritiesRe: Big Congrats! Brymo Proudly Shows Off His Pregnant Babymama by twerkjack: 12:09am On Jan 26, 2015
OK WAIT......HIS MOM IS ABOUT TO HAVE ANODA BABY...........OK HE SAID HE'S GONNA BE A DADDY.......BUH WHY IS HE HAVIN A BABY WITH THAT OLD WOMAN huh OUT OF WEDLOCK FOR THAT MATTER....... FOR THAT SMALL MONEY HE MADE FROM THAT ARA MBE,,,,,HE FEELS HE CAN IMPREGNATE PPL NOW ABI? SOME GIRLS SEF NO GET CHOICE undecided
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Steps Out With Her Husband In Mix And Match Prints by twerkjack: 12:01am On Jan 26, 2015
MTCHEEEEEW +++YAWNS++++
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan And Comedian Bovi Smile At Each Other (Photo) by twerkjack: 11:59pm On Jan 25, 2015
SEE BOVI ROUGH BEARDS LIKE SPONGE.............OBVIOUSLY LOOKIN FOR FAVOUR FROM THE PRESIDO.......HE'L SOON REALIZE HE JOINED THE WRONG TEAM

#COMEFUBUHARI2015
CelebritiesRe: Omawumi Shows Off Baby Bump (Photos) by twerkjack: 11:54pm On Jan 25, 2015
SHE LOOKS DISGUSTIN embarassed DOESNT SHE HAVE BETTER CLOTHES TO WEAR? SHES PREGNANT FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD.......SOME ONE PLZ REMIND HER NA... ND SHES EVEN MEETIN WITH THE PRESIDENT...............SHE EVEN HAD THE GUTS TO POST THIS PIC ONLINE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE HER OBVIOUS WARDROBE MALFUNCTION....ALL THIS YEYE BRITIES SEF undecided
FamilyRe: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by twerkjack: 11:46pm On Jan 25, 2015
clovislouis:
but u re super ugly
IF U SEE TRUTH TALK AM NA..... D GIRL UR CALLIN SUPER UGLY IS OBVIOUSLY A VERY BEAUTIFUL BLACK BAE....IF U CALL HER UGLY DEN I WONDER WHAT U CALL URSELF undecided
FamilyRe: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by twerkjack: 11:39pm On Jan 25, 2015
Zohan:
My fellow albinos just dey fall my hands. lol
NEVER AN ALBINO AS CUTE AS U kiss..........TRIPPIN!!!!
FamilyRe: Parents Of Girl Who Kidnapped Herself Disown Her.(pic) by twerkjack: 11:37pm On Jan 25, 2015
U GO FEAR HAIRSTYLE...........THE GUY LOOKS LIKE NIGERDELTABOI grin
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shows Off Neck Tattoo In Stuning Photos by twerkjack: 11:34pm On Jan 25, 2015
MA PRETTY SISTER.....SO LOVIN HER COMPLEXION smiley
CelebritiesRe: Blame Actresses For Sexual Harassment In Nollywood – Nazareth Bako by twerkjack: 11:30pm On Jan 25, 2015
SOME OF THIS DESPEARTE GIRLS TRYIN TO NE INSTANT STARS....MAKIN THE INDUSTRY UNFAIR FOR THE REST OF US INNOCENT UP ND COMIN ACTRESSESS SEF grin
RomanceRe: The Wedding Jollof Rice Finished After I Paid For Asoebi by twerkjack: 11:25pm On Jan 25, 2015
IVE HAD SIMILAR EXPERIENCE...........I WAS SO ANGRY...I JUST JUMPED OKADA ND FLEW HOME ND PROMISED MY SELF TO NEVER ATTEND ANY WEDDIN WHERE AM NOT A VIP
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Ladies Make It Difficult To Get Under Their Pants In Relationships by twerkjack: 11:16pm On Jan 25, 2015
naijaboiy:
Na why you quote the whole post huh
SORRY grin
RomanceRe: How To Know A Witch On Social Network by twerkjack: 11:15pm On Jan 25, 2015
Nigerdeltaboi:
how old are you ?lemme guess........ ......17
U GUESSED RIGHT grin NOWLEMME GUESS UR
AGE ERMMMMMMMMMMM 12 COS U ACT LESS undecided
RomanceRe: How To Get A Nigerian Man To Marry You by twerkjack: 10:51pm On Jan 25, 2015
mencade4:
marriage is a scam
I LOVE U ALREADY kiss U ARE SO RIGHT
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Ladies Make It Difficult To Get Under Their Pants In Relationships by twerkjack: 4:55pm On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
My thread comes like the rattle of a gun & it is always based on proper research and sampling. The mentality of an average 9ja boy is that, when a lady claims to love her & refuses to open her legs, then it means she doesn't have a genuine love for him while some quickly conclude that a random guy out there might probably be doing what he's being deprived of

Let's unveil the reasons behind it cool

Just sit down, relax, grab your vaseline, dip your hand into your boxers and start reading the post wink

Let's get to business grin

Reasons Why Ladies Make It Difficult To Get Under Their Pants In Relationships

1. To Earn Respect
Some ladies will almost make you lie on the floor prostrating to them before they finally give in even when it's printed over their faces that they really want it. They mostly do this because they don't want to be seen cheap by their newly found boyfriends

2. The Fear Of Being Dumped Afterwards
Another reason why ladies withhold sex in relationships is the fear of being dumped. We are now in an era where it's terribly difficult for a lady to know the intentions of her male suitor(s). However, guys of this generation are desperate to get under the pant of a lady. Some can even jeopardise their lives at the expense of getting into a lady's pant. Many guys would pretend & resort to take them for granted after the deed has been done

3. For Personal/Unknown Reasons
It is precisely when you start to expect sex from your girlfriend that she starts using that presumption against you. Some ladies make a habit of withholding sex in their relationships, while some only do it under very specific circumstances to the extent that they purposefully withhold it woman making it hard like OAU Post UME Exam grin

4. She Senses You Wont Take Her To The Altar
Some ladies purposefully make sex be as hard as sending GEJ back to Otu Oke so as to make their boyfriends make promises before they open their legs. However, some ladies want their man to promise them marriage or take them to their parents b4 they open their legs. When no hope is marriage is coming forth, then NO show at all

5. She’s Manipulating You
Another reason ladies withhold sex is to get
something out of you. When no other methods of getting what she wants are working, she might resort to revoking sex privileges until you agree to what she’s after. The easiest way to get around this is to give her what she wants. If that’s not a possibility, you’ll have to appeal to her sense of reason. If that doesn’t work, try giving her something similar to what she wants & if that doesn't work, you might have to wait it out until she comes to her senses. wink

6. Religious Reasons
YES !! Most religions are female-dominated and sex is considered dirty and filthy; an earthly pleasure which is sinful. Many ladies who turn towards religion or spirituality would feel like avoiding sex in a bid to stay pure and evolve spiritually on the path to ascension

7. She's Not Emotionally Attached To You
YES An average naijaboiy wants to get into the pant of her girlfriend even when the emotions are not there. It is that frustrating ?. She could be avoiding sex or making it difficult and get embarrassed by the idea of talking about sex, especially when you are just few weeks into the relationship

8. She’s Cheating
It is a possibility that she's cheating because she’s more interested in having sex with
some other man. If this is the case you have bigger problems than lack of sex in your relationship. If you suspect that she is cheating on you (and you should have more reasons than just a decline in your sex routine), confront her with your suspicions calmly and listen to her explanation. If
you find out she is cheating, you’ll have to decide if you want to work on things or move on playing games

9. You don't treat Her The Way She Ought To Be Treated
If a lady loves you and you treat her the way a good lady deserves to be treated (and she shows the same back to you) sex will never die down. For a lady to allow you get under her pants, she needs to feel that strong emotional bond but when you don't give her the impression that she's a QUEEN, her interest in opening her legs disappear.

10. Abstinence
She might have promised to remain pure for her future husband. Therefore, any opening her legs for you will be the most difficult thing

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

Written By : Tosyne2much
IM BEGINNING TO LIKE THIS GUY.......NEVER TOT PPL AS SENSIBLE AS THIS EXIST IN NL...........CLEAN POST WITH NO SENTIMENT......THUMB UP grin
@POST ITS ALLLLLLLLL TRUE wink
CelebritiesRe: Court Summons Pasted On D’banj’s House (Photos) by twerkjack: 4:52pm On Jan 23, 2015
WHEN DID IT BECOME A CRIME TO BE BROKEhuh ITS NOT HIS FAULT................BUH AM SURE HIS HATERS ARE GIVING TESTIMONIES IN CHURCH NOW cheesy
PoliticsRe: CNN Lists Nigeria as 3rd Expected Fastest Growing Economy In 2015 by twerkjack: 4:49pm On Jan 23, 2015
hazyfm1:
hahahahaha
laughing in chinese
IMAGINE! EVEN ISIS 2[size=4pt]ND[/size] HEAD OFFICE (IRAQ) IS 4TH ON THIS LIST


[size=18pt]Nigeria! Always growing on paper but in reality? The nation is a joke! A failing state.[/size]
SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE STUFF LIKE THIS, I BEGIN TO WONDER IF NIGERIA IS ANOTHER COUNTRY OR IF IM REALLY LIVING IN NIGERIA? SERIOUSLY! WHERE DOES ALL THIS GROWTH TAKE PLACEhuh
CelebritiesRe: Sean Tizzle & Onyeka Onwenu Strike A Pose by twerkjack: 4:43pm On Jan 23, 2015
Airforce1:
Who Is Sean Tissue?

We don't know him here in United states
LOLZ grin ;DGOOD ONE
CrimeRe: Jealous Housewife Bathes Rival With Acid, Jumps Into River Niger by twerkjack: 4:38pm On Jan 23, 2015
SHE MADE GOOD ON HER THREAT.................I LIKE DAT wink
CelebritiesRe: I Won't "Smash" If His "D" Is Too Big Or Too Small- Cool Fm Oap Destiny Amaka by twerkjack: 4:35pm On Jan 23, 2015
Rextayne:
hi! I wee like 2 smash ur punny.
OK BUH FIRST UPLOAD UR RESUME
CelebritiesRe: Daniella Okeke Steps Out In Backless Dress, Hit Or Miss? by twerkjack: 4:32pm On Jan 23, 2015
Balkan:
make we see your own pix nah.
COMING...................................SUCCESFUL








WANNA SEE THE OTHER PARTS cheesy

RomanceRe: How To Know A Witch On Social Network by twerkjack: 4:26pm On Jan 23, 2015
Nigerdeltaboi:
cheesy cheesy whats up
TAAAA GEROUT
CelebritiesRe: I Won't "Smash" If His "D" Is Too Big Or Too Small- Cool Fm Oap Destiny Amaka by twerkjack: 4:25pm On Jan 23, 2015
kaythinks:
which one be ur preference, big or small?
MEDIUM wink
RomanceRe: Pls Where Did Boys Get The Impression That She Only Visits For Sex ? by twerkjack: 9:36am On Jan 23, 2015
juniorken:
I wonder how a reasonable human can reason this way....m definitely not your type...your type should be in an assylum or a morgue.
GO TO HELL JUNIOR
RomanceRe: 10 Creepy Guys You Definitely Need To Avoid. by twerkjack: 9:34am On Jan 23, 2015
WELL I CAN TOLERATE A RICH BRAGGING GUY SO LONG AS HE GIVES ME WHAT I WANT FROM HIM wink
RomanceRe: Ladies, Which Would You Pick, Love Or Money by twerkjack: 9:30am On Jan 23, 2015
DEM DEY CHOP LOVE?? MONEY JARE
RomanceRe: After Accepting Her Condition, She Disagrees With Mine by twerkjack: 9:29am On Jan 23, 2015
STINGY angry

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