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Politics / Re: FG To Partner Ogun In Construction Of 500km Rural Roads by twerky(f): 8:20am On Aug 04, 2016
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Politics / Re: Sheriff: Fayose’s Conduct Shameful by twerky(f): 8:36am On Jun 24, 2016
Progressive01:
What more can one expect from a well fed Unchained Mad Dog??

Sheriff ride on jor. "We the youths of Nigeria are solidly behind you". grin


Edit:

Fayose, Ojukwu's role model.

Fayose, the Kuje Red Albino Monkey's role model.

Fayose is greater than Nnamumudi Azikiwe.

Fayose is greater than Amadioha.

Fayose, role model to all Thick Skulked Flat Headed Lost Piglets of Uganda.

Fayose uses Shuku Abuko Bambiala's tongue to wipe his butt whenever he takes a dump.

Fayose, may you live long and continue to be the very shiny beacon of light and wisdom to the Lost Crickets of Israeli, amen.


**Any worshipper of Abuko Bambiala who has a contrary opinion should state it now or go and die.**
grin grin grin,
Politics / Re: Economic Crisis: We Won’t Bail Out Banks With Public Funds – FG by twerky(f): 8:39am On Jun 12, 2016
This institutions are corrupt more than our politicians
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms In Rivers, Bayelsa by twerky(f): 8:38am On Jun 12, 2016
Naso
Imagine! son of a butcher eating bone.
Our oyel. Yet we dey suffer to get am.

BTW. If na some pple, dem go dey brag say dem be FTC, I no go even mention am because it's nothing special.

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Science/Technology / Re: Strange Rainfall In Kpalime Togo (Video, Pics) by twerky(f): 8:52pm On Jun 02, 2016
When will their government fix this broken water pipe? shocked

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Business / Re: 2% Of Nigerians Own 90% Bank Deposits — NDIC by twerky(f): 6:54am On Jun 02, 2016
When will we get things right o Lord?
Should I start telling my kids Dat naija go better just d way I was decieved by my dad years ago grin

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Romance / Re: How Long Have You Gone Without s*ex? by twerky(f): 7:50am On May 29, 2016
14 months now and still counting
Politics / Re: I ‘ll Pay Workers Not On Strike, Fayose Tells Labour by twerky(f): 7:06am On May 29, 2016
This tout of a governor is an hypocrite.
Some people's role model.
Anyways, karma don dey give him BJ grin
Deal with it
Politics / Re: Video:sambo Dasuki Spraying Pounds To His Girlfriend Inside His Private Jet by twerky(f): 6:32am On May 29, 2016
That lady need to be probed also,
She ate our yam with smile grin

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Politics / Re: $200 Billion Loot: EFCC Raids Dubai Firm's Office by twerky(f): 8:00am On May 26, 2016
Flexherbal:
Even with all these, the economy is still not better. How long shall we continue to wait?
Keep supporting corruption and expect miracle to happen over night.

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Workers Begin Strike Today Over Unpaid Salaries by twerky(f): 7:48am On May 26, 2016
That's what you voted for
Your governor is busy cutting ponmo, serving himself ewa agoin, driver truck, roasting plantain at Ekiti market.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Jamil Fly To Dubai On Emirates (Video) by twerky(f): 7:56pm On May 24, 2016
Gud for them
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Killed By His Lover’s Boyfriend In Cameroon (Pix by twerky(f): 5:24pm On May 24, 2016
hummerwise:

really guy,, so the man overpowered the woman and he still got killed in the process.
baba shift ...
Are u reading through your anus?
You need a hot slap to reset your memory grin

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Fayose Surrounded By Gun-Wielding Hunters by twerky(f): 12:41pm On May 24, 2016
I support u on this Governor Fayose

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Romance / Re: Is It True All Guys Like Fat Girls? by twerky(f): 6:35am On May 23, 2016
ireneony:
I don't like your type either (a pathetic troll) cheesy
they are right.
It's a bitter truth. You are fat grin

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Politics / Re: Of Buhari’s Cluelessness Saraki Saved Mr President From Early Impeachment ... by twerky(f): 6:09am On May 23, 2016
Mr wailer, tell us d way forward and stop wailing

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Politics / Re: Possibility Of Impeachment Of President & Vice-president On Economy And Security by twerky(f): 6:00am On May 23, 2016
Dreamer!
Keep dreaming grin

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Phones / Re: 5 Things You Can Do When You Run Out Of Internet by twerky(f): 6:44pm On May 22, 2016
Listen to radio biafra

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Celebrities / Re: Actor Ajiboye Fatai Onibuade Is Dead by twerky(f): 7:48am On May 21, 2016
Sun re oo
Sports / Re: Samuel Okwaraji's 52nd Posthumous Birthday Is Today by twerky(f): 6:57pm On May 19, 2016
I watched d match on our open and close to den
Politics / Re: Updates From Your Area On The Labour Strike Today 18/05/2016 by twerky(f): 7:21am On May 18, 2016
All day na work in lag
Business / Re: Devaluation To Push First Bank Towards BANKRUPTCY!!! by twerky(f): 7:30am On May 15, 2016
On my way to firstbank to withdraw my #2100

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Releases Poem From Detention by twerky(f): 7:20am On May 13, 2016
Abeg make d warders add more water to his stoned beans, he go soon sing the Zoo national anthem grin
But he try sha, he wan dey form Mandela inside d Zoo cage
Politics / Re: Fulanis Not Responsible For Herdsmen Attacks But Boko Haram - Lokpobiri by twerky(f): 7:41am On May 11, 2016
Shuo!
These mofos have turn dis to politics already

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 30 Fulani Herdsmen In Borno by twerky(f): 2:07pm On Apr 30, 2016
Abokill kill abokill grin grin
Is it a good or bad news?
Boko boys are jealous of dier terrorist rival

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Romance / Re: Which Are Your Favourite Sexx Positions by twerky(f): 1:23pm On Apr 16, 2016
13,14,24
Romance / Re: Joystick Size: Don't Let It Worry You. by twerky(f): 7:29am On Apr 15, 2016
Don't console urself
As for me, I want it big and thick

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Romance / Re: Photo: A Lady's Boobs Cause Confusion At Computer Village Lagos. by twerky(f): 5:47am On Apr 12, 2016
Bra wey hold dis bwuest don suffer cheesy
Chai cheesy

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Romance / Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by twerky(f): 1:35pm On Mar 28, 2016
Can i can that conji or what self, imagine this foolish dude telling me to take shower by force on a first date.
Thanks to my sharp tooth that did d biting on his chest before i pick race like Osein Bolt

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Business / Re: How Much Is Petrol Selling For In Your Area? by twerky(f): 3:01pm On Mar 27, 2016
#128 here in Soka

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