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samyfreshsmooth:
u're damn right bae, i missed u like crazy..........e remain sunshine46, twinkiet, hadampson,oly23, sirorubebe,queenitee, etc...........i guess uve fixed the fone issues.....qui ??


and i'll tell u wats done in room10 if u gve me a kiss


Bibi i like dis story....carry go jareh

I'm here now..... Side chicks should step aside(harameede99)...... I missing you

samyfreshsmooth:
I be say make u test am i didnt say u shuld date him or turn am 2 ur nl husband na

i ray make u no dy beg me na...i no wan hear again...i must tell creeza except of course u 4low me go ____

...... Huh...... Hubby you know how mad I can get......4low ko 3lo ni.... I pity the lady cos if I get hold of her....... Cheating hubby

Hi guys,I have a story I'm about to start but I need your permissions to start it..... Mummy pinky I am sorry for this....... Samyfreshsmooth i miss

harameede99:
see dis one oo m jst saying my own ni pple lyk u dey lata use jazz tie their boo down

..... Wetin be ya own......... Minded your business...... Jealousy jealousy........ He is mine and I can do anything with him

samyfreshsmooth:
honey if u jxt kiss him we will seperate 4 2 months (u knw i cant divorce u...u too fine jareh and if i divorce u na i knw adesina go jxt grab u)


where fiyah dey na....if she no come her b4 sunday i go turn her thread to my family house.......#deraillingthingsactivatedbysundayiffiyahnocome

....... My boo.you know u love you and I will never do that......... I'm missing you so much

PoliticalThuG:
carry your fat bress dey go abeg.. I no get your time now

.....lols. Futureless attention seeker...... I ain't gat ya time....... I'm not as useless as you are.......

PoliticalThuG:
End this story now!!

....... As you all can see,PoliticalThug started this madness the beginning of this year and I think he always run mad at this time of the year.... I don't think he is alright...... Abuse me and be useless for life.....

harameede99:
bae u r lyk nene he only wanted to sit wit sm1 to kip im company till u show up nd u jumped into d conclusion dah hez cheating fear God oo

....... Seductress........ Shut up or I'm going to spank you hard.......... I know my husband more than you do so I know what I'm saying....... Don't intervene in private matter

Adesina12:
I don't know say na my friend samyfreshsmooth be the unfaithful man

O ya bring ya creaming lips jawe ...hummmmmwan

Sweet and taste popcorn abi

.... I'm sorry but I can't do it..... I love my boo(samyfreshsmooth) too much to cheat on him..... Forgive me but I can't kiss you......

Adesina12:
Kiss you keh?

Who is the man here you are trying to cheat on?

Are you sure magun (tunderbolt) no dey your lip!

I remember how tunderbolt works .....from Tunde Kilani film called Tunderbolt

I am afraid......

So many chic are after my popcorn here.......may be you are one of them abi why choosing me for kiss competition?

Let me think about it.....humnnn

......it's samyfreshsmooth...... Do not worry about magun,it's not on me....... I'm not after your popcorn

Adesina12:
OYO....

........... Please kiss me ..... I need to get back at my husband......... I think I should start cheating too

samyfreshsmooth:
shuuoooooh!! Na so marriage be
so i cant hang out with female friends or even talk to them again

if na so marriage be i no go just kuku marry 4 real life o

..... Hmmmm...... Another Week of the silent treatment and no action........ I know you love cheating and that is why I'm protective of you...... Unfaithful husband

samyfreshsmooth:
this is nice....*spreads plantain leave*
twinkiet baby come sat with me

.... Here I come...... Oko mi.... I love you....

samyfreshsmooth:
1) dats awesome....i love reading stories written by ladies...they seem to b more fun and interesting.....

2)wow!! u mean its gonna be u telling me about ur life rite?
oya na bring it on, i like gossip and reading abt peoples life and with the 1st chapter i think urs wuld be nice (though i think this shuld be posted in d diaries section bt den its ur call)

3) hmm dat sounds fair enough...& 4 d record am nat a sex story kinda guy bt ama sucker 4 romance & love stories sha

4) ama take u up on dat o....i like being entertained

havent u heard?
i'm a married man o so i cant accept all d kiss..i'll just take 2 of d kisses

PS: expect lots of +ve & -ve criticism 4rm me & a li2 of thread derailing (hop

samyfreshsmooth:
1) dats awesome....i love reading stories written by ladies...they seem to b more fun and interesting.....

2)wow!! u mean its gonna be u telling me about ur life rite?
oya na bring it on, i like gossip and reading abt peoples life and with the 1st chapter i think urs wuld be nice (though i think this shuld be posted in d diaries section bt den its ur call)

3) hmm dat sounds fair enough...& 4 d record am nat a sex story kinda guy bt ama sucker 4 romance & love stories sha

4) ama take u up on dat o....i like being entertained

havent u heard?
i'm a married man o so i cant accept all d kiss..i'll just take 2 of d kisses

PS: expect lots of +ve & -ve criticism 4rm me & a li2 of thread derailing (hop

samyfreshsmooth:
this is nice....*spreads plantain leave*
twinkiet baby come sat with me

samyfreshsmooth:
1) dats awesome....i love reading stories written by ladies...they seem to b more fun and interesting.....

2)wow!! u mean its gonna be u telling me about ur life rite?
oya na bring it on, i like gossip and reading abt peoples life and with the 1st chapter i think urs wuld be nice (though i think this shuld be posted in d diaries section bt den its ur call)

3) hmm dat sounds fair enough...& 4 d record am nat a sex story kinda guy bt ama sucker 4 romance & love stories sha

4) ama take u up on dat o....i like being entertained

havent u heard?
i'm a married man o so i cant accept all d kiss..i'll just take 2 of d kisses

PS: expect lots of +ve & -ve criticism 4rm me & a li2 of thread derailing (hop

....... You too like cheating...... No food and other room action for a week plus silent treatment........

Switup:
awwww. Thankusee. Am all teary. Lemme begin to answer your questions one by one;

1. Am female. Like she. Like girl. Like lady.

2. True story. My life; my words.

3. <<shy>> i no know o. Lol. Its not about romance and love and sex o


AND


4. I'll most def do my very best to keep u entertained. Meanwhile chop kiss

[quote author=Switup post=53335409]awwww. Thankusee. Am all teary. Lemme begin to answer your questions one by one;

1. Am female. Like she. Like girl. Like lady.

2. True story. My life; my words.

3. <<shy>> i no know o. Lol. Its not about romance and love and sex o


AND


4. I'll most def do my very best to keep u entertained. Meanwhile chop kiss [/quote]..... How dare you kiss my husband...... Let me give you a warning....... Stay away from my husband...... Or else...[color=][/color]

samyfreshsmooth:
is it jxt me u miss so much or u miss my ____ too

les us go to the ze oda room

..... Let's go baby,I miss both...... But lemme cook for you before we go

harameede99:
calm down madam i dnt intend to play nawti wit ya spouse i av my creeza tho hez fucking up adeshina is hellping me by taking me to nice places nd hadampson has offered to help me in a way too so carry go wit ya boo i no need am

.... Better........ Cos if you try anything funny with my husband I'm going to....... Samyfreshsmooth........ I'm [i]missing you so much

harameede99:
hmmm u sure?make ya wife talk by herself nd i dnt du married men

...... Here I am.
I'm not violent but if you try anything funny with my husband,i get real crazy with jealousy and rage

[quote author=PoliticalThuG post will u stop derailing this thread with your senseless talk?[/quote]lols.......

Hadampson:
Hmmm can u kiss.. i mean real kiss.. my guy as far as kissing is concerned, u r stil an aprentice..

P.S if u need me tew supply kisses tew ya lovely wife twinkiet.. am always available

.. Lols....... My husband is the universe best kisser...... No matter how talented you are,I'm satisfied with his kisses.... Samyfreshsmooth

Chumzypinky:
so dats hw u'll be bringing boys to my house abi?

. Mum I'm an adult for crying out loud......... Treat me like one....... I'm in love

Chumzypinky:
so dats hw u'll be bringing boys to my house abi?

..... Mum I'm an adult for crying out loud...... I'm in love

Chumzypinky:
Jesus! For my thread?

..... So what,we are in love and that is all matter..... And besides you are my mum so automatically i own this thread too

samyfreshsmooth:
Lol......my wife really is feisty o....i pray i dont ever get on ur bad side...


so u were put in nl prison and i didnt know

hope they dont imprison u again sha o with dis ur comment

..... The love of my life.......... My heartbeat....... I miss you so much........ Let us go inside the room and get busy. My body is aching for your touch....... Your favorite food is ready

Chumzypinky:
jesus! Who had d guts and effontery to ban my darling?

. Lols....... I wonder oouoo. Mummy pinky I don't know oh

PoliticalThuG:
type in english please.

. PoliticalThug you are so stupid........ Who the Bleep do you think you are....... You are just a hopeless lonely man seeking attention....... I know you are going to rant on about this as expected of a lonely useless man....... To the mod that banned me...... Thank you so much.... You didn't ban the abuser when he started this but you can ban me for replying him. You are so cute........ Lol.... Bleep you...... Ban me again

PoliticalThuG:
go and sleep

you are really stupid...... Bleep you boy,if you are tired of the story then bounce off....... You don't come around and start blabbing nonsense...... You should really should start learning how to respect women....... Idiot

samyfreshsmooth:
oh honey u're spoiling me silly with ur care o.....u even brought my favourite milk

to the dinning i go

. Come here,let me massage your body

samyfreshsmooth:
oh honey u're spoiling me silly with ur care o.....u even brought my favourite milk

to the dinning i go

..... If I don't spoil you,who else I'm I going to spoil.......... You I love you

samyfreshsmooth:
oh how i love u...#runs into room, comes out holding a card-board with DO NOT DISTURB written on it....hangs it on d door and runs back into the room to begin the business

let's go to the dining room,I have prepared your favorite. And there is also natural milk directly from source

samyfreshsmooth:
Sirorubebe u see what i told u...shes now resorting to violence...

this is a typical case of guilt...its jxt like it happens in naija movies where d woman cheats on d husband with anada guy (dat loves her ) and when d guy decides to come clean to d husband she resorts to violence and threats....

honey boo don't worry both of them can't harm you when I'm with you.... I miss kissing you already..... Let's go inside the room

sirOrubebe:
You did what?!

You just engaged in the "kiss of death!"

*cocks assault rifle*

Today is the day where I finally fry your brains. Any last words?

. You better drop your gun cos my RPG is ready to be fire...... A bomb as being planted on your wife so don't try anything funny..... You think I'll sit down and watch you harm my husband

samyfreshsmooth:
back off bro

like the lady said "shes taken by samyfreshsmooth"

am having problems fighting over her with 1 guy like that and i dont fancy making it 2 guys

and you think I fancy sharing you with another lady...... And to think you proposed to me... Oh my gosh..... Y re u breaking my heart...... We just got married like four days ago and you are already cheating on me