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Business / An Investment Company You Can Trust - Visit The Office In Ikeja by twizkerbliz(f): 3:36pm On Mar 28, 2020
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Your Return on Investment(ROI) is sent directly to your account MONTHLY.

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Investment / An Investment Company You Can Trust - Visit Office In Ikeja by twizkerbliz(f): 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2020
Financial freedom isn't a get-rich-quick strategy. It's about taking ownership of your finances. You have a dependable income that allows you to live the life you want. You aren't worrying about how you'll pay your bills or sudden expenses because you are prepared.

Your Return on Investment(ROI) is sent directly to your account MONTHLY.

At GREEN BLISS Projects, we offer you Real Estate investment scheme that guarantees your pathway to financial FREEDOM.

Properties / We Are Looking For Residential Apartment Owners by twizkerbliz(f): 3:59pm On Jul 25, 2019
Hello, everyone,

We are in need of residential apartments - Mini flats and 2 bedroom flats(block of flats preferably) within Lagos, Abuja and Port Harcourt for lease.

Budget is from N10Million - N150Million depending on the type of apartment, location and lease duration.

Please note: the Apartments must be modern and in prime locations in these states.

The benefits to the landlord:

- we are giving 75% more of the initial annual rent

- we will take care of the utility and security bills

- we pay out to landlords every 28th of every month.

- we maintain the interiors of the apartments

- we use the apartments for residential purposes.

Note: We are a corporate organisation. And terms and conditions apply.

Email - greenblissprojects@gmail.com

Investment / Call For Investors by twizkerbliz(f): 6:50pm On Apr 01, 2019
Finclif is expanding globally. With the main goal of partnering with over 40,000 businesses globally in selling physical products and services to premium customers online.

Also Expanding the Academy which is aimed at offering education without boundaries and the Wedding Palace which aims at reducing couples receiving same wedding presents from different friends and family members.

We are looking for investors who are willing to invest N200k for 6 months with a N36,000 return on investment.

N500,000 for 6 months with N90,000 return on investment.

N1,000,000 for 6 months with N180,000 return on investment

N2,000,000 for 6 months with N360,000

A memorandum of Understanding(MOU) will be signed by both parties.

For Interested investors Only.

Business / Expand Your Business Online Reaching To Thousands Of Customers by twizkerbliz(f): 9:12am On Feb 27, 2019
Jumia is popular.

Konga is popular.

Selling and buying on these platforms is good.

Have you checked Finclif?

Just like Konga and Jumia, you can sell and buy almost any product on Finclif.

Reach out to thousands of buyers on finclif today with your products and services.

Register for FREE;

https://finclif.com/vendor-register/

#finclif

#finclifempire


Finclif Empire

Jobs/Vacancies / Earn Upto N50,000 As An Online Marketer by twizkerbliz(f): 8:57am On Feb 27, 2019
Enjoy sharing posts, tagging, commenting for an indeginous online company and make money for yourself.

Daily payment - N500

Earn up to N50,000 for doing what you enjoy doing online.

Send a Whatsapp message to +2348163573102
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy: Social Media Personnel And Intern Online Marketers by twizkerbliz(f): 12:43pm On Sep 02, 2018
OluwaWizzy:
is this offer still open or closed?

Open
Career / Vacancy; Social Media Personnel And Intern Online Serial Marketers by twizkerbliz(f): 9:32pm On Aug 30, 2018
A social media personnel that can create a minimum of 5 engaging posts per day on various social media platforms.

All, we need serial intern online marketers. Good with marketing products and services online.

They can apply from anywhere in the world but must have good working smartphone, laptop, 24/7 access to internet and power supply/support.

Email Cv to - greenblissprojects@gmail.com

Whatsapp- +2347019013464

Business / Re: Guys, I Need Your Help On This To Launch My E-commerce In Weeks by twizkerbliz(f): 9:25pm On Aug 30, 2018
Thank you so much for this.

Weezyclan:
Here are the 25 most trending products you
can sell for profit online in 2017.

1. Wood frame sunglasses

2. Waterproof phone cases

3. Bluetooth speakers

4. Fairy lights

5. Coconut oil

6. 3D printers

7. Phone power banks

8. Liquid phone cases

9. Matcha Powder

10. Drones

11. The charcoal face mask

12. Fitness trackers

13. Men's fashion accessories

14. Gluten-free products

15. Enamel pins

16. Baby products

17. LED skin treatment

18. Paleo bars

19. Wooden bezel watches

20. Leggings

21. Rechargeable lighters

22. Dad hats

23. Fitness watches with smart features

24. Electronic cigarettes

25. E-liquid
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancy: Social Media Personnel And Intern Online Marketers by twizkerbliz(f): 9:23pm On Aug 30, 2018
A social media personnel that can create a minimum of 5 engaging posts per day on various social media platforms.

All, we need serial intern online marketers. Good with marketing products and services online.

They can apply from anywhere in the world but must have good working smartphone, laptop, 24/7 access to internet and power supply/support.

Email Cv to - greenblissprojects@gmail.com

Whatsapp- +2347019013464

Business / Guys, I Need Your Help On This To Launch My E-commerce In Weeks by twizkerbliz(f): 11:16am On Aug 01, 2017
What are your expectations of an Online market?

What product or services do you wish you can easily buy or sell online?

#greenbliss #qualitygadgets #affordableproducts

Business / Become An Online Phones Distributor by twizkerbliz(f): 11:30am On May 03, 2017
Here is an opportunity of a lifetime.

Do you sell physical products online?

Are you an E-commerce owner?

Do you leverage on e-commerce platforms to sell?

Would you like to sell phones and make extra big profit on sales?

To become a distributor with phone brands in Nigeria, you must be prepared to invest millions and millions of Naira on inventory.

But I can help you get started with a fast growing brand on cash and carry basis at the same price top shots like Slot and Microstation buy at.

Whatsapp only: 08163573102

For serious business persons only.

I would block any number that contacts me to joke or beg for money.

Strictly official

Jobs/Vacancies / Strictly For Online Merchants/resellers - Become An Online Dealer by twizkerbliz(f): 11:09am On May 03, 2017
Here is an opportunity of a lifetime.

Do you sell physical products online?

Are you an E-commerce owner?

Do you leverage on e-commerce platforms to sell?

Would you like to sell phones and make extra big profit on sales?

To become a distributor with phone brands in Nigeria, you must be prepared to invest millions and millions of Naira on inventory.

But I can help you get started with a fast growing brand on cash and carry basis at the same price top shots like Slot and Microstation buy at.

Whatsapp only: 08163573102

For serious business persons only.

I would block any number that contacts me to joke or beg for money.

Strictly official

Business / Starting Up A Fashion House - By The CEO, Diamond Ark - Esther Bliss Blog by twizkerbliz(f): 10:27am On Feb 08, 2017
Alright!!!!!

And so, it was a hit back to back on saturday night!

The CEO of Diamond Ark, one of the largest fashion house in Delhi India John Uche Jesus took the podium and shared his heart felt lessons starting up his fashion house that has gone international.

One of his key advice to the team was: You must understand the language of fabric as a fashion designer. You must sleep and wake up as a designer. According to him, he sometimes goes to bed with measuring tape in case he gets a customer in the dream... Hahahahaha

Did I also tell you that he started his fashion house in his sitting room?

If you don't have a sitting room, start from your backyard or corridor.

Here are some screenshots from the class. The feedbacks from the participants have been awesome!

Didn't I tell you that we are going INTERNATIONAL?

My team is awesome! I have the best team in the whole world!

Phones / Bulk Phones And Accessories Nationwide Distribution - Green Bliss Projects by twizkerbliz(f): 1:11pm On Feb 02, 2017
Are you a school owner?

Do you run a Multi Level Marketing Business?

Do you run an organisation?

Then, this is for you.

In 2016, we sold 50,000 units of our feature phones to one of the top service providers in Nigeria and more on the table. Same year, a school bought over 100 units of 10.1 inches tablet from us.

When we enquired further on usage, the service provider told us they would be running a promo for their customers and because our feature phones was a perfect match, they reached out to us.

The school is running virtual learning for their students. This would help them reach out to their students virtually when they are on vacation outside the country.

Another interesting thing is that the device can be designed or customized to suit the school needs like creating an app with the school activities/curriculum for easy access by teachers and students/pupils.

Here is the thing, this is no longer the days of typewriting. A 3 years old child already knows how to play with your smart phone. We have customers who call in to buy kids tablet for their 2-15 years old child(REN). Isn’t that weird considering in “our days” Lol

Well, how weird can it get? Strive Mayasiwa said, “if you do not have a smartphone and not connected to the internet, sell all you have and make sure you get one”

How awesome can it get? The world is going internet. We already have over 3 billion internet users worldwide. While getting it, you need reliable, affordable and honest dealers in this niche to get the best and have PEACE.

Our services does not end after sales, it begins.

GREEN BLISS PROJECTS handles your BULK and individual order of smartphones, feature phones(Button phones), laptops, Apple products, accessories and so on across Nigeria.

For enquiries: +2348163573102

Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 12:56pm On Feb 02, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.... some guys faaaaa.............

lefulefu:
Lol this advice should be for dirty guys.There are some dudes who still believe that its abnormal for a young man to take a bath in the morning and in the evening b4 going to bed.
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 4:15pm On Feb 01, 2017
Lolzzzz, so, men dey wash their own wella? with all that fulenty loa you're carrying upandan.

konjishild:
sometimes its not dia pvssy DAT smell especially wen dey give u doggy,its dia anus,dey cant clean dia anus wel after toilet undecided





Hahahahahha, so you wished

Headlesschicken:
grin I have d balls of a new born bby smooth as phuck.... Anyways vuginas wld always v one funny smell or d oda,I guess dts just d way it was made...
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 11:45am On Feb 01, 2017
Why didn't I see your comment before now... You are damn right... "Kisses

megareal:
Loool. This writer has a weird sense of humour. Truth is, most guys dnt know they smell down there. Ladies, if u are faithful, yet keep having recurring infection, look at ur partner
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 10:52am On Feb 01, 2017
I think a lot of ladies are already trying to keep up with maintaining and keeping their private parts neat. It has been rubbed on their faces too many times just that a woman decided to rub it on their(Men) faces this time which is also okay.

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

mickool:
Op thanks for the piece of information but pls also advice ur fellows ladies to also wash down there with enough soap and water.smelly vaginas can be really nauseating... Abeg, make una too dey shave clean ....
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 10:46am On Feb 01, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Some fifu trynna talk hard... the smell of a p...sssy lures you to fucking give up valuables.... same smell molded and brought out your fat head and the same smelling p...ssy, you would dare not live without. What an awesome p...ssy.

The smell is your undaunted addiction.

samyfreshsmooth:
no matter what u say or how u try to paint it the fact still remains: "an unclean kitty smells like fvck and it cant be compared to a pole no matter how dirty or clean dat pole is cos its smell is outta dis world"

ps: only the smell of a local uneducated hausa man's dick can beat that of a smelly pvssy


Oh and op take that @pic_below for ur advice
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 10:42am On Feb 01, 2017
Let me think about it undecided

EmperorTech:

We re neat already, can't say same about you though.
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 10:41am On Feb 01, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.... I can't fit laugh o

You're scared of doing boju boju.... who is in the garden

Kondomatic:
The guys that ask to be sucked get liver pass me sha. I don't trust any woman enough to allow my thing pass between her teeth.
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 3:23pm On Jan 30, 2017
No,

Before you keep "spreading". The world needs more neat men grin

EmperorTech:

You mean I should make sure I wash and maintain my prick so well before I insert it inside your hole?
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 3:21pm On Jan 30, 2017
Hahahahahaha, you are very correct. Humans are expected to be neat always irrespective of your gender. The idea of a man peeing and returning the "third leg" without proper cleaning is appulling. Private parts are the most sensitive and should be cared for just the way we care for other parts of the body.

makydebbie:
Well we ladies have to keep that place neat, we can't compare ours to men cos we're prone to get infections more than men.

I just can't stand a guy doing it at the roadside and most guys don't wash their hands afterwards. If you're guilty of that pls don't quote me.


Anyways I get your point op.

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Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 3:18pm On Jan 30, 2017
grin grin grin grin, and they will end up blaming us when they have made dickson and public charging space.
Abiagirl777:
succinctly penned down,some women have recurring infection courtesy of their men.
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 3:16pm On Jan 30, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
minexpo:
angryhow person wan take read dis tin now
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 3:14pm On Jan 30, 2017
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
EWAagoyin:
op Oya take
Romance / Re: This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 1:14pm On Jan 30, 2017
Let me just epp your f...king time... shave, wash and maintain your prick before you start talking to girls. More importantly, stop putting your prick in every hole, you are not a f...king toilet.

EmperorTech:
too lengthy and have no fvcking time to read it.

A good Samaritan should summarize please.

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Romance / This Is Real And Raw: Talking About Smelly Vaginas And The Men Behind The Mask. by twizkerbliz(f): 12:04pm On Jan 30, 2017
Dear Men,

We have been reading your plenty plenty updates on women and their "smelly vaginas" plus your plenty plenty advice on how to keep the vagina clean and we kind of agree with you.

I mean to a large extent, you are the ones that get to dip your pens into the ink pot so perhaps it is only right and proper that you also have the rights to decide whose vagina is smelly and whose is not.

Of course we will not delve into the fact that most of you do NOT even know what smells to expect from the vagina, we'll talk about that another day.

I just thought I should let you know that in appreciation of the fact that the whole world is your toilet, so you have the exclusive male privilege of just zipping down and letting splat against any available wall, into the gutters, spraying the bushes... whatever catches your fancy.

But you see that last drop you always want to think you have shaken off before you tuck obele willy back in your boxers and go away? Well sometimes, you don't get all of it.

One or two mischievous drops still follow you back into your drawers and mingle with the pubic hair, the accumulated sweat in your crotch and the transferred bombom smell you brought over when you first scratched your bombom then also scratched your balls without washing your hand first.

So when you wave your obele willy in a woman's face, and she turns away, it is not because she doesn't know what to do with it, but because she already has a gag reflex to deal with without having to deal with a combination piss/sweat/hairy/bombom smell.

You have to keep that place neat, biko.

Please, every time you pull out your willy to take a pee in your worldwide latrine, please ensure you shake it to the last drop, then wash it with soap and water, leave it outside for a few minutes to air dry, sprinkle a little bit of talcum powder on it before tucking it back in.

You can also always carry a pack of baby wipes for instances when you do not have access to water and soap.

That way, it would be all nice and clean.
Please put a condom on it before you sit on the WC. Spare a thought for your woman, her organs are internal. You can't just leave your willy dangling over the WC, over the pit latrine, etc and then attempt to come and poke it in her?

Then when you have successfully transmitted an infection to her, you would run out on social media to come and regale us with "advice on how to keep the vagina smell free".

Also, it is men like you who use to shave their crotch.

Please clear the hair in your crotch, abeg.
Some of you, the hair there is tough like wire and has dandruff which also has dandruff that has its own dandruff ad nauseam.

You will leave that place unshaven and then wonder why madam lusts after clean shaven (down below) men? You better do the needful if not, if she sees a man whose crotch is nearly shaven, she might be attracted - you know how the devil used to capitalise on your uncleanliness to cause your woman to stray.

Beard gang is for the face and not for the local government headquarters junction.
You can also make that place attractive to us by applying relaxer to your pubic hairs once in a while, or barbing it into a Mohawk.

You know, just the way Tony from the gym barbs his (not that we know for sure o, we are just guessing).

And don't wear boxers, boxers all the time. At night, take your bath and wash your crotch very well with soap and water, then just take off the boxers and let your crotch have air.

Oh, and also brush your teeth.

And wash your boxers daily, then throw anyone you have used at least for a week away and buy a new pair.

You have to constantly be on your A Game okay?

Don't go and relax now because you think you are now married and chase your wife away with your dirtiness.


Thank you.

Post Credit: Linda Ikeji

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Romance / Re: Real Life: I Literally Had Sex On The Internet And Many More - Esther Bliss Blog by twizkerbliz(f): 4:22pm On Jan 17, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin.... seems you're one of the dudes that got laid.. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Montelukast:
Did you send your hairy püssy pictures to your cyber fück partners?
Romance / Re: Real Life: I Literally Had Sex On The Internet And Many More - Esther Bliss Blog by twizkerbliz(f): 4:21pm On Jan 17, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Montelukast:
This thread is stupid.
because it didnt come with pussy and dicks.... Be smart handsome.
Romance / Real Life: I Literally Had Sex On The Internet And Many More - Esther Bliss Blog by twizkerbliz(f): 3:41pm On Jan 17, 2017
In 2003 I travelled home for my dad's burial, within that period, I would travel with my sister from A-china to as far as Onitsha to be able to access the internet.

Funny right? Yes, but then, it wasn't funny but it was fun.

At the beginning, I find it unbelievable that one could connect and CHAT with someone who stays very far away without seeing each other.

While she was chatting away, my role was just to watch her, but my thought was, 'What is this my sister doing for crying out loud?'

Then, the strategy my sister mapped out was for us to sneak out pretending we were paying a visit to a friend nearby whereas we often took journeys of 3 hours each time from our place of residence to Onitsha."

Our father died around this time and our family was in mourning mood. There was preparation for his burial. During this time, we left again as usual, but we were caught. Anyway, my sister denied

Long and short, that was where it all started

As a child, I was very inquisitive and daring. It became more tough as a teenager. I had a mind of my own and like going where people refused to go.

My first year on the internet, I did what my sister did and even more. Lol

Yahoo messenger no be "better" thing o. I will enter the many rooms in it and all those Indians, Australians, Naijareloadeds and 419s will add me up and start chatting.

What I still do not recall is the importance of our chats. With the information I had, I believed the only thing that is to be done online is to make male friends. Get them to spend on you.

Lol, I chopped plenty awoofs o. Some would send recharge cards or we meet physically and they spended the money!

Somehow, God was on my side. I never accepted any meeting in a closed place. We were always meeting in the open.

Deep in my heart, I wanted to give more to the thousands of people I chat up with online. I made them share their problems and I offer the advise I best think would benefit them.

But you know na..... The major thing that trended online then was sex! Lovemaking! phone intimacy and Webcam made it easier.

By the time I knew what was happening to me, I was already swimming in the ocean of pornography because as much as I never accepted or welcomed Webcam sex and phone intimacy, I needed to also have pretty good knowledge about the matter. Mehn, I was meeting so many people!

I consumed as many materials I could gather on the topic of sex. Don't ask me how further I went... Hahahaha

When I remember those days, I have no regrets that I went through those process. It helped and is still helping me till date.

To be continued...

What was your experience?

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