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This stupid Madrid thinks they are going to get easy opponents like last season to the final. Bayern go tear una anus even UEFA no go fit help una.

Vidal Y u loose that penalty. See penaldo always claiming world best, na only diving he sabi.

Madridiots is going home. Stupid ojoro uefa club

That lady is something else, always in parties.

Nice one. He is a chelsea fan I guess... Check out places they even called village, look at how they dressed. Naija which way.

Sorry oo barca

Davido is the better one

Marriage should be forever together.

kalesaheed:
Send me your cv Saheed.salihu@krystal12.com

thank u sir, I will get back to u sir.

Plss someone should help me. I'm looking for a place to do my IT. I study civil engr, so any construction firm will do. Plss help a brother out. I live in Lagos

The way Costa behaves on the pitch these days, I just imagine how he scored all his career goals. We need a good striker cos next season will be hot. Btw, our neighbors (Ass-nal) too got there share out of the crystal palace cake

Sanchez plss just switch club, come to where we will appreciate your work, a place where u win the EPL in ur first season. Come to CHELSEA FC. You would be glad u did.

Ass-nal has been raped. I love this

Hello mr, I live in Lagos and I just finished my ND in Civil Engr, so am looking for a place to do my IT. Plss help me out sir.

Hello Miss Debbie, I need a place to do my IT, I studied Civil Engineering. Any construction company will do. I stay in Lagos. Plss help me ma. I know you've got connections.

Maybe she didn't do the Cucumber thing.

Why I don't goto church is cos there are so many hypocrites in the church, they gossip on what u wear, some of them came cos of the senior pastor, to check out what he wore to church. So many stupid pple in church dis days. And also as each days pass, I see no reason to goto a church, look at hw these so called men of God are sinning. I have so many reason Y I don't goto church but I don't want t start churning it out nw.

Plss help, I have a slim PS 2 sent frm uk to me. The second console port isn't working. No console works on it. Any help on how to go abt it ? Someone tld me to try something but I forgot the name.

Mr adikam abeg dream say chelsea win Treble Next season okk.

Barca sorry oo. Eku iya eni. Pls that penaranda guy goal, is it a goal or not. Because ojoro don kill u pple.

Watford can't even help somebody. Stupid team

Savage nla. That guy up there booking space. EFCC go probe u this year ijn. U stole my ftc

I'm Jamming YCEE's EP. Every song issa blast. Go check it out

Good to hear. Mr Eazi, hope you've gotten YCEE's EP. Every Song is dope as fucck

One Difference I Notice in Wizzy and Davido

Wizzy is Asslicking these foreign artistes for a collabo.
While Davido don't give a shitt as long as there's money, he gon get there steadily

Hello Mr skimanski. I just finished with my National Diploma in Civil Engineering and I need to do a 1 year IT. I would love it if you can admit me in your company. I'm one of your silent follower on Nairaland and I really love all your works.

I once jumped down from a coco nut tree when I saw a snake on it. I don already pluck two coconut nd we budget 3 dat day. I wan die dat day. My leg just dey shake.... All these things happened when I was below 12 yrs and we were still living in a face me I slap u house.

We were on sch vacation. So nothing to do at home, just play arnd with friends. We use tin to make cars then and drive frm mrning till nite. One day we were just walking aimlessly abt. We were like 5. Then we came across a farm, pawpaw, groundnut farm. Omo na so we branch enter zanga. One of us went home to get knife to peel d pawpaw. We ate to our satisfaction, then we rest under d pawpaw tree for like 30 mins. Then we proceeded to the groundnut part. We uprooted almost half of farmland. We ate it raw nd even brought some home to cook. Alas some pple saw us when we were doing wonders to the farmland. The farmer eventually came to our house to report us to our parents. Our parents settled d farmer and he left. Omo come see thunderous beating later that night. Cry just dey flow for all d whole rooms for our compound.

There was a day I and some of my friends were playing outside, our face me I slap u house. there is this hausa girl that lives in the Mansion opposite our house, she's a house girl. She's deaf and dumb. She came outside to buy some cooking stuffs in our compound. So one of my friends dared me to put a leaf in my mouth for her to see me. I was naïve then, I didn't knw what it means, then I did it, I even said aboki pplrrrrrrr. Omo her anger level rose, and she almost killed me that day, I ran into our house passage and barge into one of d rooms, Aunty stephanie's room and she was naked, she just had her bath. Walai dis aunty pursue me comot with full force to go and chop my beating wella. If not for other people who came to rescue me, only God knws what would have happened. My friends were just laffing upandan. Since that day, I no reach dat mansion go fetch water again cos the man gives free water.