₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
I can’t even imagine what would have happened if I typed this comment. This same individual would have started foaming in the mouth.

CrownDthrone:
Good morning Nairalander A close relative is getting married but he is not bouyant enough he is planning to buy some things on credit after the wedding he will pay. I advice him to cancel reception,just the registry n every One go home.

akeeng:
Didn’t know me and this beauty are birthday mate. HBD to us sweety

mendel04:
To the voice fanboys and girls please don't forget to tune-in this night.

When kpee was singing the Rema song I was just trying to imagine him singing it in front of Seyi Shay during audition, lol.

dingbang:
Sometimes just stay house. Twoclans

NwaAmaikpe:



The type of fvckery I've been reading lately is making my recovery from insanity a tougher task.

While growing up, I was a very sickly child who knew virtually all the hospitals in 042.
My turn around however came the day my parents got this nanny from Nkalagu who told me I'd get better if I licked her up because pussy juice contains water, electrolytes, nutrients plus Immunoglobulin A proteins.

I did and true to her words, my immune system became stronger.

I've never stopped since then.
As long as it doesn't smell, I'd lick it.
Even if it bleeds, I'd lick it.
Even if it is too fat to enter my mouth, I'd still try and lick it.
Because, what is sex if you can't lick a kpekus?
I'd lick it all except the kpekus of a hardliner feminist because the only thing I've gotten from theirs is sore throats.

In my opinion, I think the only reason God designed it to be shaped like lips is so that when making out, we don't forget that it is the second place on a woman's body to be kissed after the lips on the face.

pocohantas:
Urgent 2k

If I collect from Izzo.u, Kondo.matic, Tap.out, Ishil.ove and Twocl.ans, na 10k be that.

pocohantas:
No. iPhone is for law abiding citizens, not hoodlums and bandits always on the lookout for hacks and shortcuts.

rationalmind:
Why do I just feel Akunna would have given kingdom a better fight.

Tonight's performance by Francis has handed it all to Kingdom

BeeBeeOoh:
We really need to find out what Lord Luggard ate/smoked before thinking of merging us with these people.



This is no longer funny