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My God

People that said they are UK people do not know the prime minister of UK.

senatordave1:
It is still accurate na

Only time will tell

badinfluence:
This streeze and flourish you people keep calling, please what did they do that was so spectacular? Honestly curious. And did you vote for them?

You dey mind them

Titaniumental:
On FB everywhere is Kellyrae,Kelly ,kelly

Dat guy don win show abeg.

FB is the most accurate indicator for likely winner of BBN

Nairaland used to also be an accurate indicator but this season na confusion left ,right and center on nairaland.

Nairaland heavily supported miracle,Tacha/Mercy,white money,phyna ,laycon and even illebaya .

MamBi:
Sisterly, we are too aligned this season!

Yes ohhh

Sis let's not even allow those housemates annoy us so much .

We will catch cruise with them and hope for a better show next year

DGOODLYF:
If Biggie is feeling dis guyz are not giving him wat he wants....He should just end dis show n let us rest....Why are making unnecessary noise in d night....this guyz are humans na n deserve sleep....which kind torture b dis😭😭😭

Let him torture them.

No sleep for the wicked.

EreluRoz:
Is there anybody here who thinks Shaun loves Wanni? There's this feeling of irritation I see in Shaun whenever Wanni goes to him. Irritating ship.

Big brother should better look for a way to save this show else it is finished.

He is highly irritated by her.He doesn't like her so let's not even talk about love.

It's just the environment that is keeping him from screaming.

MamBi:
Biggie,

If I can add my own 2 kobo to the issue at hand:-

Go on vacation and bring a nasty no hold barred big sister to replace you for a week. Someone heavily mouthed with a no nonsense manner. Or go zero diary session. Let them stew in their juices with no room for unloading their thoughts and strategies...

Put the housemates under "survivor" conditions whilst you are away... Let them fail their task no matter how good they perform, no lights, cold showers, no sleep, tasks like "dancing with snakes" etc.

None of this "skip to millions" tasks that are for sponsors. Lets go back to when tasks were for the most resilient and strong hearted...

Lets see if some of these housemates will not break down and earn that mullah..

Entertainment is not just by vawulence, sob stories or fake ships...

T for thanks from a fan who loved the "social experiment"

I wish I could like this a billion times .

He should ignore them for five days,let them wonder if the show is still airing

I have been controlling my anger,but after yesterday open nominations I knew the housemates were irredeemable.

The thread came alive but this guy's on our screen refused to come alive.

I am not even a fan of gbas gbos ,but there is just something soooooo off about all of them.

Geezeem:
Coming from someone who is supporting the MUTE OF THE MUTES?

What magic are you hoping for when you vote for Victoria at the expense of Chinwe, Mayor, mad Ruthie?etc....

Viewers sha

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Geez I am not stressing myself this season,that is exactly why I kuku went for my mute.

Abeg go and give her some web votes . Thank you in advance.

Let us all be mad together.

If I was Biggie I will organise the finale next week and chase them out of my house.

Irredeemable gang of housemates.

Ebuka talk and talk no show
Disband the pair no show
Steal their eggs no show
Biggie do do do no show
Put air conditioning to the highest no show
Party after party no show
Open nominations no show
Parrot enter no show

Toke in the house .Yeah right

Abeg bundle them to their houses.

Geezeem:
I like that nobody is staining themself for viewer's entertainment

It's like the housemates know mutes are preferred this season.... I love that they are saving their strength biko

Everyone should go to their faves and collect entertainment

Periodt

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At bold ,Bombastic Side eye

If you want to yab me ,yab me direct don't be going through corners.

See Geez from day one of the show, the selection already showed it was going to be an underwhelming season.so why should I stress myself?

Kuku go with the mute.

DSS don't have balls

They should not have released him ,I want to see what NLC and TUC will do.

Nigerians have been grounded to the level that they can't even stand up to protest anything.How the cookie crumbles..

NwaAmaikpe:




I can only wish him well.
Except a man is lucky to have genital warts or skin lesions round his preek to help optimal vaginal stimulation, I will not advice someone this old to venture into a relationship with someone this young; because,
She will cheat on him, it is not her fault.
He will not satisfy her, it is not his fault either.

Anyone who has been unfortunately lucky to have shagged a lady not older than 62, older than 35 but not younger than 19 will have noticed a fundamental flaw; that it is almost impossible for them to achieve orgasm from the thrusting of a preek due to the use and abuse of sex toýs and female masturbation in recent years.

While a preek in action can only produce linear motion, the linear, oscillatory, circular and accelerated motion that can only be achieved from sex toyś, proximal digits and oraI sex has rewired and irredeemably altered the presypnaptic terminals inside women's kpekus due to an overload of impulse and the female brain was not originally designed to withstand such arousal overload.

Now, just thrusting a preek in and out of them is totally inadequate to trigger kpekus axons to relay any neurotransmitters to the brain, therefore the brain gets no message to release the hormone dopamine responsible for orgasms.

This is the reason why 74% of all sexually active women between 58 and 18years have not attained orgasm more than thrice in five years from only penetrative sex.
Same reason why 39.76% of Nigerian women are bisexual.

It is also why it seems women lose interest in sex after marriage and childbirth; simply because, there is nothing for them in it again!
If only men knew what's on women's mind as we hump them, we wouldn't even bother.

This sad discovery made scientists around the world brainstorm for exactly 8years, 6months, 23days and 9hours on how to assist men in bringing pleasure to women during sex. This birthed dotted and ribbed condoms.

Ever asked yourself why most ladies hate condoms yet all ladies love dotted and ribbed ones?

Because, while the man does his routine back-and-forth, in-and-out, the ribs and dots on the condom helps with a 360° stimulation of the kpekus; sadly this additional stimulation will not still bring about orgasm in many due to extreme impairment of vaginal axons and sensory nerve fibers but may only increase arousal due to production of acetylcholine.

Women now crave more for external attention, and their propensity for cheating is higher; because that thrill from a novel attention also releases acetylcholone and dopamine.

Reason why, even though she knows it may not be, women will always think the sex is better almost every time she cheats on her husband; because technically, a woman can "climax" just from receiving constant compliments from a new man.

The moral of this warped write-up is that,
cheating will never stop.
He may have to mess up his bedspread with KY jelly, but a text from a new admirer she fancies will get her wet.

If you doubt me; ask your woman.

Fantastic analysis .Will the men agree naahhhhhhh.They can never agree .Women will continue to moan and deceive them.Last last the truth lies in their heart.

I told a male friend almost everything you wrote here a few weeks ago and he was arguing with me.Telling me but she was moaning and shaking .Moaning bawo

I was just giving him bombastic side eyes .

If only they know.

Lauryn41:
Vote for Victoria then

I’m sure your favorites are either Shaun , Nelly , Vicky or the mbadiwe twins

He had hinted on Victor ,but the bear can swing .

My God, Sooj is eating noodles after eating Eba and soup less than one hour ago.

[quote author=Geezeem post=131929963][/quote]Geez wetin nahhh

She is your boys pair ohhh .

Biggie please let's skip the parrot .

We are entertained enough with the nominations.

Parrotaaaaa let's see if you can scatter everywhere

God abeg

Please vote for Victoria

She is just quiet its not that serious nahhhh.That is her personality.

Biko

Vote Victoria.

EreluRoz:
Some of you that are here this evening viewing what changed? Is the show not still boring?

See witches and wizards viewing this night

LOL

sthecy:
The wager task should not just involve any sewing because kassia will not even answer Tjay

LOL

If I was in her shoes I will just sew cloths that won't fit

Lauryn41:
Nobody should vote him

Make he go house

House is his portion this week.

Abeg let me go and check if portal has been opened .

Victoria has all my votes this week.

Nominated housemates up for possible eviction

Kelly Ray
Victoria
Sooj
Kasia
Chizoba
Shawn
Topher
Ben
Ozee


Nairalanders please vote my Mute Victoria.

So my sister's nominated my mute just because of the mbadiwe twins

No wahala .

Beorn:
Topher is a fool, though. I'm glad Biggie added his name to the list. If he comes up because of his foolishness and leaves, he'd learn a valuable lesson in life. Odeoshi!!

Very valuable lesson.

He doesn't even behave like someone that came to hustle for 100 million .

Hazardfan1:
They still won't fight

Hazard are you sure

Are they that bad and irredeemable

Chaiiii my Victoria My Mute is up.

Please you guys should help me vote her

Simple biggie

Add him to the names .

Topher automatically up for nomination .Very foolish somebody .

Titaniumental:
Onyeka wanted Ocee abi na Ozee for herself, hence, Victoria nomination,lol

Yes nahhh

She wants her out of the house so she can have the man to himself.

Her sister has joined her in the nomination .

What was tjay trying to do

Geezeem:
Biggy.... you even did better than we thought!!!

That is ehhhhhh
Let the game begin.