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Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Clean Office Job Of 100k Salary Or An Unbefitting Business Of 400k? by Twoclans(f): 8:29pm On May 22, 2024
Emeskhalifa:
I am in his shoes and I can relate. Truth is, you can't have it all


You either go for the small salary but well packaged life or go for the dirty underrated job with higher profits.

In my case, I choose the underrated but na only me know how I take dey endure people mouth
My dear the first step to achieving peace of mind is to do you.No human being can please people.

Just try and beg for assistance, when you experience peoples response both in your front and behind you it will reset your brain.

As long as the hustle pays your bills and allows for growth and development in your life please ignore.

My greatest fear in life is to have to ask for anything.I don't want to ever be in such situation.That is what pushes me,I recommend you adopt same.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A Clean Office Job Of 100k Salary Or An Unbefitting Business Of 400k? by Twoclans(f): 5:54pm On May 22, 2024
How much is the salary of a professor again? undecided

400k income unbefitting? God abeg ohh.
RomanceRe: Housewife Publicly Displays Poster Of Husband's Side Chick To Shame Her by Twoclans(f): 6:37am On May 22, 2024
henrycloud:
funny thing she may not know which of the sugar daddies to leave coz they are plenty
My thoughts exactly .

She should have included her husband's name .

Leave my husband Mr akeeng alone. angry very simple something.
PoliticsRe: ’40’ Shot Dead As Bandits Sack Plateau Community by Twoclans(f): 11:11am On May 21, 2024
Again ?
FamilyRe: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed - Family - Nairaland by Twoclans(f):
dkidd:
Tell him.. u might just save his life
If all he is saying is true ,his wife has checked out of that marriage.He is the only one remaining in the marriage.When a woman checks out of a marriage it's more difficult to fix it.

He should get himself a side chic that will give him peace of mind and the desired emotions he needs from a woman.If the side chic is good he will see changes in himself and maybe then his wife might look his way .

You can't beg a woman to love you,he is even doing well for himself according to him.How can you suffer to make money to take care of your family and can't even get a simple kiss .it's annoying abeg.
FamilyRe: How Do I Fix My Marriage, It Has Crashed - Family - Nairaland by Twoclans(f): 6:05am On May 20, 2024
If I tell the OP what he should do ,you all will say I am bad and tag me .Let me keep my mouth shut.

I am out of here abeg,this is too depressing for me to read this early morning.Haba.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What's A Red Flag That Makes You Decline To Work For A Company? by Twoclans(f): 1:14pm On May 17, 2024
We are like a family

Loriro. RUN.
PoliticsRe: 10 Tinubu Ministers You’ve Probably Never Heard Of by Twoclans(f): 3:20pm On May 13, 2024
They are all honourables .This country sha.
CrimeRe: 3-Year-Old Boy In Ogun Stolen Car Found In Lagos by Twoclans(f): 7:16am On May 13, 2024
Thank God for the safety of the child.The day I saw the news break out I was just wondering how the parents will be coping with the trauma .
TV/MoviesRe: #AMVCA10: Kehinde Bankole Wins Best Lead Actress by Twoclans(f): 10:10pm On May 11, 2024
Yesssssssssssssssss

I said it that her performance in Adire was fine .

Congratulations girl .
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Soon Take Its Place In Comity Of Nations — First Lady, Remi Tinubu by Twoclans(f): 5:48am On May 10, 2024
Fr33born:
E fit be say na this woman dey rule us o and we dey think say na Tinubu.
Before nko

Who do you think is our president?
CrimeRe: Court Hands Former FCMB Manager 121-year Prison Sentence by Twoclans(f): 3:30pm On May 04, 2024
FCMB and fraud na five and six .

Very anyhow bank.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Fights Every Lady That Talks To Me by Twoclans(f): 3:11pm On May 04, 2024
She never meet werey girls

They will tell her that thing she wants to hear and beat her join.

Height of insecurity angry
PoliticsRe: I’ll Be Among First To Implement New Minimum Wage — Uzodimma by Twoclans(f): 3:00pm On May 02, 2024
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
FoodRe: Photos Of Monkey And Antelope Killed By My Brother by Twoclans(f):
The antelope~~~ I can understand ,but the monkey .Haba.
RomanceRe: In Love With A Married Woman And This Is Happening.. by Twoclans(f): 9:45pm On Apr 30, 2024
Therock5555:
In as much as I wanna help the homie, what he's trying to do is wrong so as I dey advice am, I gats chastise am join make God no hold two of us responsible on the last day...😂😂😂
You kuku know you cannot make heaven 🤣🤣.

Ashawo number one like you lipsrsealed.I pity that OP if he takes your instructions here .I just dey pity am.
RomanceRe: One Thing You Think Is Really Not Worth It? by Twoclans(f): 1:42pm On Apr 28, 2024
ForValour:
Anal sex
I concur

Very overrated nonsense.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Twoclans(f): 1:04pm On Apr 28, 2024
Elzazzi:
So cowgirl gives women climax and satisfaction?
If the lady knows how to ride,she won't only pleasure her partner she will equally know how to pleasure herself.

For a woman to achieve good orgasm honestly she needs to understand her body.Then if she is vocal she can guide her partner on how to pleasure her.

Why do you think it's very difficult for women to leave a man that they can easily achieve orgasm with.
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Twoclans(f): 11:38am On Apr 28, 2024
Zxcvbnmghtr:
Lies! Lies! Lies! It's a male fantasy. Doggy style is not satisfactory because there is no contact with the clitoris. That's the truth. It's just a male fantasy.
No matter how many times it is said some men will never hear .

Doggy is for the man's pleasure ,the only time I permit doggy is if he has been a good boy.Asides that it's only positions that give me maximum satisfaction I will always switch to.Afterall once a man has an erection the power is with the woman.So why won't I use it to my advantage. tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Women Love Doggy Style So Much ? by Twoclans(f): 11:34am On Apr 28, 2024
drimzsmoke:
Love what.... They are deceiving you!!!

There are levels to riding....

There's one where she moves her bumbum up and down on your penis in a vertical motion, if your babe is doing this, trust me, she watches porn or she is an olosho.

Then there's the other riding, she moves her bumbum up and down on your penis in an horizontal motion. If this is then type she does, then you're save!!!
Thank you ojare.

Wish I could give you a billion likes .
PoliticsRe: Which State Has The Worst History Of Governors? by Twoclans(f): 8:06am On Apr 28, 2024
Kogi State
Imo State
Abia State ( we are still watching Mr Otti to be sure it's not initial gra gra)
Niger State ( this state is a snoring giant)
FamilyRe: My Husband Kicked Me Out After A DNA Test Revealed He Wasn’t My Daughter Dad by Twoclans(f):
One thing I detest is passing off another man's child to another. I can never understand it.That act is tantamount to witchcraft.

If you really need to have an extra marital affair ,no wahala but please do not pass another man's child to your husband. angry

Haba
TravelRe: Recommend An African Country To Visit by Twoclans(f): 5:41pm On Apr 25, 2024
Rwanda
PhonesRe: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by Twoclans(f): 10:10am On Apr 25, 2024
pocohantas:
I don't have an issue with VN.
I have few peoppe on my WhatsApp and they are all people I am close to in one way or the other. They send me VNs and I send too. That is if my hands are busy (during work hours) or I have to explain better. I don'r have anyone whose voice irritates me like you have described in your opening post.
Tohhhhh ,I was wondering how voice note is such an issue.
CrimeRe: Over 100 Inmates Escape As Rain Destroys Suleja Prisons by Twoclans(f): 10:06am On Apr 25, 2024
Meeennnn I just drove past Kaduna road now into Abuja .The damage to buildings ,walls and polls is enormous.

That new rice mill before Zuma rock is in total shambles.

If I was the owner of that place I will summon the engineers that did such shabby work immediately.
PoliticsRe: Isaac Kamalu: Another pro-Wike Rivers Commissioner Rejects Redeployment, Resigns by Twoclans(f): 8:15pm On Apr 24, 2024
Honestly I am so happy with what Wike is doing to rivers state.That is not the way to go as an elder statesman .
TravelRe: Aviation Minister, Keyamo Orders Suspension Of Dana Air Pending Audit by Twoclans(f):
I knew they will get this suspension.There are just too many bad reviews about them in the last one year.

Looking at that plane on the grass was scary abeg.
TravelRe: Can 2m Take My Brother To Canada by Twoclans(f): 3:20pm On Apr 23, 2024
Maybe you should have been more specific

Is the money in dollars or naira

Is the two million just for upkeep,has every other thing been taken care of.
HealthRe: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This??? (graphic Picture) by Twoclans(f): 8:13pm On Apr 22, 2024
Did the OP say he is married abi na my eye dey pain me .

God abeg ohhh.which kind reckless husband is this one. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by Twoclans(f): 10:54am On Apr 22, 2024
GrandFinale2021:
keep quiet.
Go and marry you're not getting younger.
Evening newspapergrin
Abeg leave me joor . grin

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