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HealthRe: Continuous Slight Dizziness/vertigo by Twoclans(f): 5:31am On Apr 22, 2024
Have you checked your blood pressure?

Go to the hospital,let the professionals check you out .

I just pray it's hunger turning your eyes and nothing serious.
BusinessRe: Nigerian "Denied Entry" Into A Chinese Supermarket In Abuja (Video) by Twoclans(f): 6:30pm On Apr 21, 2024
I don't even know why I am laughing.
PoliticsRe: Period Poverty:millions Bleed In Silence As Prices Of Sanitary Pads Hit The Roof by Twoclans(f): 8:22am On Apr 21, 2024
Prices of sanitary pads are actually off the roof .
RomanceRe: She Said She Cannot Marry Me by Twoclans(f): 5:48am On Apr 21, 2024
Samesame247:
Bro, Manage your fashion designing biz

Yahoo don harder; you go baff soap tire, you no go see itunes card sef
I don't understand,do you mean itunes is all about yahoo ?

I hear guys talk about itunes and some stuff like that I never knew they were talking about yahoo.
PoliticsRe: Updates From Ondo State APC Primaries by Twoclans(f): 5:31am On Apr 21, 2024
akeeng:
You know I love you right? 💙🔵
I know you do my king,and I love you much more😘
PoliticsRe: Updates From Ondo State APC Primaries by Twoclans(f): 9:20pm On Apr 20, 2024
Raskimonojendor:
That's one's association with Betty Akeredolu would have contributed to his massive loss.
The last time I watched his interview on channels TV ,I was like really .I knew he might not win but I did not expect his type of result .Haba .

I am a Grassroot Boy
I am a Street boy
Etc .
PoliticsRe: Updates From Ondo State APC Primaries by Twoclans(f): 7:31pm On Apr 20, 2024
Are they sure those results are for sola oke .

Did he collapse his political structure ?
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Shows Off Her Dancing Skills: Performs The Tshwala Bam Dance (pics) by Twoclans(f): 8:45am On Apr 20, 2024
humberjade:
One of the worst of this challenge I have seen.

But me think this young woman should go sit behind a desk in one of her dad's offices or start a company of her own. Because IMO, she's been a flop so far in the showbiz, Temi's effort in the movie, Citation, eclipsed all DJ Cuppy has done so far in the entertainment industry. Again, this is my opinion.
Teni did absolutely well in the film citation.

I look forward to seeing her in more films .
CrimeRe: Man Hacks Wife Over Infidelity In Imo by Twoclans(f): 8:27am On Apr 20, 2024
Bringing a lover into your marital home is all shades of madness.

Cheating is almost inevitable but please have the decency to be discreet about it.
RomanceRe: Avoid Telling Men Your Age Until... by Twoclans(f): 5:10pm On Apr 18, 2024
Adext4sure:
OP. How old are you abeg?
He is most likely 15 or 16,secondary school students are still on holidays .
PoliticsRe: Those Obstructing Our Operations Risk A 5-Year Jail Term - EFCC by Twoclans(f): 2:01pm On Apr 18, 2024
Naso undecided
CelebritiesRe: DJ Switch: Police Apologises To DJ Switch, Media Outfits Over Misleading News by Twoclans(f): 10:39am On Apr 18, 2024
I was actually wondering if she was back to Nigeria.Is she not in Canada?
PoliticsRe: Bandits Storm Angwar Danko Community In Kaduna, Force Dozens Into Forest by Twoclans(f): 10:26am On Apr 18, 2024
The insecurity in Kaduna is alarming now.Even within the metropolis people's houses are robbed at night and in the morning .

I have been in Kaduna for the last one week and almost everyday it's one robbery case or the other.Yesterday morning just after the Muslim morning prayer two thieves on bike attempted to rob a man on Gwari avenue Barnawa.Too many robberies this year.The robbers did not even know the person they were trying to rob is a policeman.

Governor Sani should please try and keep the state sane.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Whisked Away By Governor Ododo, Says EFCC by Twoclans(f): 6:47am On Apr 18, 2024
Kogi state is supposed to be one of the richest states in Nigeria.The natural resources in that state is next to none.The location of the state is equally super but they are plagued with bad leaders .

Just look at the drama an ex and present governor is involved in , despicable abeg.
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Girlfriend And Dumps Her Body At Her Other Boyfriend's Place by Twoclans(f): 7:56pm On Apr 17, 2024
Hmmmmmmmm

Please nobody should have his kind of obsession for me.If I cheat on you Biko drop my ass and move on.Dont kill me for my mama.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by Twoclans(f): 7:08am On Apr 17, 2024
Sapasenator:
You make good points but pray tell, how do you know the disparity between erections of a 40yrs old and t a 20yr old. Did you conduct some statistical sampling to have arrived at such an amazing discovery? That got me curious really.

Are you saying our own Ned Nwoko is not taking good care of his young bride in the erection department?

Don't you think a guy at 40 in good shape who takes good care of his body might even have a better erection than a 20yr old.

Wrong marriage is horribly despicable and worse than no marriage and the EN word is absolutely derogatory and I would never refer to any lady in such a distasteful term.
I am a sexually experienced woman, I hope you know that a wild ,hard and sustainable erection in a twenty year old adult male does not equal to satisfaction for a woman.An adult male that is above 40 and like you said has taken good care of his body might bring better experience and satisfaction regardless of the kind of erection he has.

On Ned and his wife,permit me to keep quite.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who is an evening newspaper? by Twoclans(f): 4:30am On Apr 17, 2024
Evening newspaper is a derogatory word common in nairaland.I am not so sure I have heard that word used on anyone outside nairaland.This might be because I am not active anywhere else.

The world will not come to your beck and call if you make the worst mistake a human being can make in life which is choosing a wrong and incompatible partner for marriage.That is when you would know that been called an evening newspaper is sexy.

Ageing is not gender specific, everybody ages regardless of gender.Pray tell is a man's erection at 40 years the same as 20 years?We all know the answer to that question but let's pretend it's only women that has their biological clock going down.
CelebritiesRe: EFCC To Arraign Cubana Chief Priest On Wednesday For Naira Mutilation by Twoclans(f):
Almost all the celebrities will land in prison soonest.

The country really needs to put a stop on naira mutilation.It costs soooooo much to print this notes.

I am really looking forward to a stop to spraying of Naira at events.They can spray dollars.
FoodRe: Is This The Most Underrated Grain In Nigeria? See Pic by Twoclans(f): 7:45pm On Apr 16, 2024
Acha is a fantastic grain but quite expensive due to its nutritional value
PoliticsRe: Bandit Plays With Lebanese Worker: "Foreign Firms Pay Bandits For Protection" by Twoclans(f): 9:12am On Apr 16, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Bandit Plays With Lebanese Worker: "Foreign Firms Pay Bandits For Protection" by Twoclans(f): 9:08am On Apr 16, 2024
The so called white guy looks like someone held against his wish.

My thoughts sha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (6 - 0) On 15th April 2024 by Twoclans(f):
Rolls Eyes

Let me not just say what is on my mind before akeeng will finally kill me.
PoliticsRe: New Band A Tariff: NERC Orders Automatic Downgrade After 7 Days Non-Performance by Twoclans(f):
All this talk about band A users,abeg can someone confirm if the users in band C and others do not deserve good service also.As in are they not Nigerians .

Some Nigerians are profiled as band B but do not enjoy 3 hours light in a day,so what are we talking about.
PoliticsRe: Power Grid Collapses Again by Twoclans(f): 12:02pm On Apr 15, 2024
Honestly the government of Nigeria should just focus on fixing power and every other aspect of the economy will be okay.

Why is it so difficult for them to understand.
CelebritiesRe: No Group Of People Is Sex Starved More Than Married People - Nigeria Lawyer Says by Twoclans(f): 6:48pm On Apr 13, 2024
The lawyer is correct .It is equally something most people do not wish to speak about.
RomanceRe: Deleted. by Twoclans(f): 9:41am On Apr 10, 2024
Rokiat:
She still have her pregnancy belly just two months she’s already at work?

Smh, I feel sorry for
Some of these women and who they chose as husband.
The banking industry gives 3 months maternity leave,there is a possibility his wife might have left the office for over a month before birthing.That month will be counted among her maternity leave.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests and Jails Solomon Martin King for Romance Scam (photo) by Twoclans(f): 11:41pm On Apr 08, 2024
Proserpina:
I don't know if it's just me but I find nothing good looking about this man grin grin
You are not alone.

Handsome indeed.light skin ,mtchewww abeg
PoliticsRe: We Can't Hand Over Pdp To The Apc: PDP Nass Members Threaten To Dump Party by Twoclans(f): 7:50pm On Apr 08, 2024
Seun is currently discussing this issue on politics today

Ugochinyere na werey grin He can talk sha.
BusinessRe: LASG Threatens To Seal Supermarkets Over Non-disclosure Of Price Tags On Product by Twoclans(f): 1:01am On Apr 07, 2024
Nice one , please Abuja should follow and do the right thing.

They not only fail to put price tags they also put a different tag on the product and a higher price on the system.
EventsRe: Another Year, Another Celebration: Happy Birthday To Mr. 'Green Man' (Pictures) by Twoclans(f): 3:40pm On Apr 06, 2024
Guy, happy birthday.

Age gracefully.
PoliticsRe: Labour Threatens Showdown As FG Insists On Electricity Tariff Hike by Twoclans(f): 3:06pm On Apr 06, 2024
Which mumu labour?
Abeg make dey shift undecided
PoliticsRe: Only AGF, EFCC Can Prosecute Me For N1.38billion Bribe" Ganduje To Kano Gov't by Twoclans(f): 8:26am On Apr 06, 2024
pretydiva:
This man is corruption personified.
Ganduje no send anybody for Nigeria.He knows he is above the law.

Kano state governor should just go and rest and focus on his people.He should not give himself heart ache on top Gandujes issue.

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