₦airaland Forum

Uptober:
Are we still expecting any bullish news or events before the end of October 2025?

TemporaryHansel:
Finding it difficult to accept Halo isn't coming back for another season.

oyaskii:
This was a classic one off/one season show tbh. They ended S1 with some silly set up for a S2, and i was like what the hell are these guys doing?? The script writers were already veering too much from the Holy Book, by the end of that S1, so i had all but given up on an S2 personally, cuz what were they gonna try to show me in S2? How David rizzed up, Uria's wife?

Taystee1:
This is last week events...

twosquare:
Prepare for the week (if the US government is not shut down yet)

Analyscam50:
This is the worst bull run ever
I mast.urbated 7 times last night.

My exchange is down.
I am left with pennies in my wallet.
Solana nearly killed me

If I didn't die yesterday, I won't die again

Ojemedad:
A real crypto trader will know this correction is just about the corner. There have been too much profit in the market for the last 6 months, no two ways about it. I’ve been out of the market for the last 2 months, was so scared of this that I remained to be sidelined and keep my capital since I’m into futures.
Anyone who advises you to keep buying after market been pumping for the past 3-5 months is purely a wicked human.
The market has no emotions, this is either the end of this cycle or the real beginning of alts season. Don’t go in yet, we’ve not seen the end yet. Preserve your capital, in this space we are all gamblers irrespective of what others will say. Being a gambler is not a crime.

Mariangeles:
With the way things are going, it won't be long before men start carrying pregnancy.

iLegendd:
Correct, but I was referring to buzz coins in general.

iLegendd:
Going through CoinMarketCap and I saw Pi coin at $0.26 and it made me remember Hamster and co.

Summary: If the buzz is too much, the crash will be too much too.

This doesn't mean it won't recover, it will, but only if the team is serious and Binance doesn't delist it.

There was a girl that used to trend called Kelly. Today, even when she posts, men no longer care. Her trend didn't come with substance.

Today, it's Peller and Geh Geh. I can guarantee you, 10 years from now, Peller will no longer trend, but VDM and Geh Geh will. Why?

Fundamentals+Substance.

Geh Geh may act unserious, but he's solving a problem by telling men not to SIMP. VDM too, at the mention of his name, scammers rush and pay up.

For Peller, he's just a meme coin and he can only stay relevant like Doge coin if he's lucky and associated to a billionaire.

What am I trying to say? Don't marry the buzz, take profit before it burst. If you must marry, let there be fundamental + substance and maybe, buzz.

OMEGA009:
There is no future in flying cars except they develop radar, anti collision and height control that will make them fly at different heights. Just 2 cars and dem dey jam each other. Imagine when those drunken yahoo boys in lekki start to buy their own. Everywhere go be debris. Then imagine those politicians children in Abuja trying to race each other and venture into the landing path of an incoming aeroplane? Better left to the imagination

iLegendd:
In all you do, pray not to have a child that'll disgrace you.

MSGAMBLE9:
The dream lives on 🔥 🔥 🔥

Foundation will return for a fourth season...

eghos12:
Hello bro how do you get this news pic

absingle:
If you are given 1m to turn 3million in one year, what business will you do?

Nnamdipapa:
So, I was in deep sleep when suddenly I woke up around 4 a.m. I reached for my phone, which I usually keep on the bedside table before going to bed, and to my surprise, the phone was nowhere to be found.

Still half asleep, I stretched my hand around in the darkness, thinking maybe it had slipped into the crack between the bed and the wall, but no, my phone was gone.

Now, I could swear on a stack of Bibles that my phone was right beside me before I dozed off the previous night. I was even up till midnight, scrolling as usual, before retiring for the night. Normally, whenever I wake up, I check my phone for the time.

Out of curiosity, I reached to the right side of the bed and noticed my wife’s spot was empty. Hmm.

I dragged my sleepy self to the bathroom to ease myself and, lo and behold; there was madam, inside the bathroom, with my phone on the floor. I was shocked, because I knew for sure I didn’t leave it there.

Anyway, I picked up the phone, went back to bed, and when I got under the sheets, I glanced at it. To my greatest confirmation, WhatsApp was open. Someone had been going through my chats.

I used to have strong security on the phone, but I relaxed it recently for some reasons. That’s probably how she got access. She pretended like she didn’t touch my phone, and I pretended like maybe I mistakenly left it in the bathroom. I didn’t challenge her. I just smiled under the sheets and went back to sleep.

The next morning, while replaying the whole incident in my head, some questions came to mind.

Ladies, what exactly do women want?

What are you looking for when you sneak into your husband’s phone and monitor his activities online? What exactly do you plan to do if you find suspicious chats with another woman? What next after all that stress of staying awake all night, plotting how to get hold of his phone?

Luckily for me, I have four WhatsApp accounts. Three are heavily passworded. The one she checked is just the “decoy” account with light security.

Then I remembered my maternal grandfather—the great man who had five wives. He eventually died on the sexy laps of a beautiful Ijaw side chick (yes, true story). Yet, none of his wives ever ransacked his belongings or violated his privacy like this. Meanwhile, me with only one wife, I’m already seeing shege. I still have a long way to go to match that man’s legacy.

So again I ask: why do women believe their husbands are under total control, and must be monitored 24/7? Don’t you people get tired?

Marriage does not automatically mean access to every single aspect of a man’s life. The life of an African man is hard enough, sometimes he just deserves small enjoyment without his privacy being constantly violated.

I honestly don’t get it. Maybe some of you can explain whether you really think marriage gives you the right to every corner of your husband’s life, including his private space.

I come in peace. Hehehehehe.