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InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 7:36am On Sep 03, 2025
sweetveek:
truly btc is king, i remember this yfi used to be more expensive than btc then but today lipsrsealed
Sure. You know it's an altcoin. The peak was $93k while that of BTC was $68k then.

So, depending on BTC's peak this season, the expectation is that YFI will exceed that peak. It's a really volatile coin and moves fast. If there is a September dump, I would love to buy a fraction of it and hold too.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 7:22am On Sep 03, 2025
sweetveek:
when is this rate cut likely going to be announced?
This September...next FOMC meeting.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 9:09pm On Sep 02, 2025
Fastt:
That's why when you see profit, no matter how small, chop clean mouth. Once you don carry bag, you wont hesitate to book profit.



Abeg when e dey start, what are we buying? Im looking for a coin that can make at least x2,
Everyone waiting for rate cut.


The face you make when you waiting for more drawdown.
If you are looking for a coin that can do that. Most big caps will (excluding BTC). However, for me, I will go for YFI.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 9:06pm On Sep 02, 2025
Ekehwinz:
Would have been much interesting if he gave a timeline for this to happen.
Just as price rose post-halving... know that price will rise post-rate cut. Anything after rate cut between October to 2026 should be your lookout. Also, alt season on steroids typically doesn't exceed 3 months. That's how short.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 1:25pm On Sep 02, 2025
Fastt:
Abeg wetin una dey prepare ?

E bi like say this thread has been taken over by guy men!!

No new comers yet. Meanwhile, last few month for your shit coin to pump, if by November nothing happens to your shit coin,my brother..E don done be dat.

Pack your bag and enter farming. Nothing dey here without capital
Watch:

https://youtube.com/shorts/kdEhmg5HYgc?si=COX88_hXx010u3AR

At everyone, watch too and get prepare. You don't have much time either when it starts.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 12:21pm On Sep 01, 2025
Prepare for the week!

BusinessRe: Number Of Dollar Millionaires & Billionaires In Africa by twosquare(m): 2:45pm On Aug 31, 2025
Ritchiee:
True but Nigeria has 4 dollar billionaires nah.
Why did Statisense put 2?
I think they should have listed Kano..because it is by cities, and not just Lagos. So, Kano will include Dangote and Rabiu.
BusinessRe: Number Of Dollar Millionaires & Billionaires In Africa by twosquare(m): 2:38pm On Aug 31, 2025
Difrent:
If you no know this fact, Nigerians go gaslight you ehn.

Person wey never chop In days go still dey go about in a car on empty tank, carry iphone 13 pro max and appear like he's Dangote son but shi shi no dey pocket, he's looking for who to scam.....

Some years ago I ran into some financial crisis and sold my car,but people were surprised I sold a car I couldn't afford to fuel anymore , they wanted me to keep pretending I could fuel a car and be using money for food to buy fuel so people won't know I have financial problem as If the problem was the end of my life.....
grin grin

The day some learn how not to be people pleasers, they will come into freedom.
BusinessRe: Number Of Dollar Millionaires & Billionaires In Africa by twosquare(m): 7:58pm On Aug 30, 2025
silento:
Which nnewi , u must be joking bro the whole importers in nnewi none get billion in dollar , not naira dollar
He is being sarcastic.
BusinessRe: Number Of Dollar Millionaires & Billionaires In Africa by twosquare(m): 7:53pm On Aug 30, 2025
Nigerians like playing with numbers...you think it is that easy abi? grin

A lot of people you see in Nigeria are overhyped....and give a facade of wealth because they flaunt big vehicles and life on social media.

Let's not go to dollar sef.

How many get 1 million naira for account for Naija...maybe a lot, then go for x10 of that, which is 10 million naira...the number reduces, then go for x10 if that which is 100 million naira....then go for x10 of that, which is 1 billion naira....

YOu think it is that easy?

Not to talk of dollars, the world's reserved currency...only those who are into business will understand what I am saying.

The way Americans cherish $1000, you will know that it is not easy to hit $1 million.

International Freelancers and those who work remote jobs will understand this better.

Be there and be overhyping numbers....lol
EducationRe: Did You Use This In Your Secondary School Days? Which Hymn Is Your Favorite? Pic by twosquare(m): 7:28pm On Aug 30, 2025
Wahala if you forget to bring this to assembly on Monday morning! grin grin cheesy cheesy

If you don't have your SOP, come out...na cane...chai... cry cry
PhonesRe: Airtel Unlimited Data Thread! Best Data Plan In 2024!! by twosquare(m): 7:54pm On Aug 25, 2025
rossovu:
The Airtel smart box is so slow, I think airtel is knowingly scamming their customers with this trash android box.
Lol...of course, I knew it. Connecting your phone to the wifi...then using your phone as ethernet (usb tethering) is faster than direct connection on the router sef. Even using the LAN Cable is better.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 8:18am On Aug 25, 2025
Prepare for the week!

Science/TechnologyRe: Chinese Firm Plans World’s First Pregnancy Humanoid Robot Using Artificial Womb by twosquare(m): 10:07am On Aug 19, 2025
As for those talking of extending the human life.....

Yes, it is possible and they will achieve it....(as it is in the days of Noah).

It is no brainer....if you are the type that tracks prophecies, all these things will not be surprising to you.

In fact, it will start with AI solving some mind-boggling diseases like cancer, HIV, etc., and providing cure for even other genetic sicknesses....stroke, etc.

But do I want to live that long? I doubt it. Don't want to be trapped here. It's no fun!

It will be so advanced that they won't be able to keep up with its calculations. Watch this:

1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEd1C8oRkiE?si=OPu1SiB9N-PQk2OW (What the Lord showed me about AI; a new industrial revolution. new energy greater than nuclear)

2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rk_kmVkVZs?si=cTfSVGPohxOpA-3i (Using Ai to make very dark things - Hybrid humans)

The thing is that Nigerians don't watch or read...now, only a few will watch these, and the rest will be caught off guard.

But they can watch skits for hours and laugh their brains off...
Science/TechnologyRe: Chinese Firm Plans World’s First Pregnancy Humanoid Robot Using Artificial Womb by twosquare(m): 9:54am On Aug 19, 2025
AngelSlay:
You’re right that AI can’t produce sperm (and thank God for that 🌚), but let’s pause a bit—people once said machines could never see, talk, or create art. Yet here we are scrolling through AI-generated images, voices, and stories daily.

The truth is, nature’s design of sperm and ovum is far more complex than coding or robotics. But science keeps pushing boundaries. Already, labs can grow sperm-like and egg-like cells from stem cells. Mix that with AI-driven bioengineering and suddenly, what sounded impossible starts looking like “just a matter of time.”

So while we laugh now, the counterpoint is: humanity’s history shows a patternevery time we say “never,” technology eventually replies, “watch me.”
Don't mind them. Anyway, they may be young people, but anyone with insight should know that always give room for probability. Also, the Bible says as it was in the days of Noah....so shall it be also in the days the Son of Man shall come.

One thing is that in the days of Noah, we had Nephilims...Hence, we may have something like that again...superhumans who have been AI-genetically modified...stronger, faster, with superhuman abilities...and it may come from AI-grown sperms and ovum, etc.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 1:06pm On Aug 18, 2025
Prepare for the week!


boring week ahead.

PhonesRe: Airtel Unlimited Data Thread! Best Data Plan In 2024!! by twosquare(m): 10:47am On Aug 18, 2025
pheranme9:
Good morning Guys, sorry I've not been available for a while I lost my Mum this Saturday so I've been really down, just keep me in prayers one love everyone. Have a great week everyone
So sorry to hear this. Accept my condolences. Omor rere ni yio gbeyin Mama. Olorun yoo foriji won. Take heart.
PhonesRe: Google Reacts Angrily As Microsoft Warns Windows Users To Stop Using Chrome by twosquare(m): 10:46am On Aug 18, 2025
FreeStuffsNG:
Sincerely, if you buy your new laptop and use edge, you will not miss chrome wink
Hmm... I am even changing from Windows OS totally to Mac. Although Edge is also available on Mac too. I will try it.
PhonesRe: Google Reacts Angrily As Microsoft Warns Windows Users To Stop Using Chrome by twosquare(m): 8:57am On Aug 18, 2025
Memory-hungry Chrome. Can't wait to dump it when I change my laptop.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Overhauls NTA Leadership, Appoints Rotimi Pedro As New DG by twosquare(m): 1:37pm On Aug 15, 2025
Yorùbás own NTA in the first place. So, no issues.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 3:51pm On Aug 14, 2025
psalm68:
What TF just happened now to bitcoin

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 3:08pm On Aug 13, 2025
twosquare:
The best thing is to stay in the market and hold long term. That's it. I have coins I am not touching till I see the alt season start in full strength.

Let the market be Messi-ing people, just dey look. All those bragados should not concern you.
I may be wrong, but there may be a massive dip in September, as it is a month known to be always bloody. That may be the last chance to get the bags before the rate cut...and you know what comes next.... and then you know the month after September often lives up to its name.

So, just get ready, everyone.
InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 2:58pm On Aug 13, 2025
jayce232:
I thought of this too, make this bullrun no go catch person unaware, while people will have their funds in usdt waiting for dip.
The best thing is to stay in the market and hold long term. That's it. I have coins I am not touching till I see the alt season start in full strength.

Let the market be Messi-ing people, just dey look. All those bragados should not concern you.
HealthRe: My Wife's Serious Fertility Issue Is Affecting My Mental Health by twosquare(m): 12:40pm On Aug 13, 2025
KobeMan:
We married A Year ago. We decided to wait for a year before having kids. We started trying 3 few months but no success. I told both of us needs to get tested. I did Sperm Analysis & the result is good, I'm very fertile.

She did pelvic scan, and in the scan, She has fibroid (Submocousal fibroid 5.5cm). The news broke me and I was very sad, I never imagined I'll be in this kind of situation. We went to the gynecologist and He told us to go for HSG to check her fallopian tube, The result showed that Both Tubes are blocked.

I've not been myself for the last couple of days. I had to pretend to be strong because She was down & has been crying as well. This are two serious fertility issues and Her chances of conception is very low. Even if The gynecologist tells us to do the IVF(Which I don't even have money for it cause it's vey expensive) They'll still have to remove the fibroid.

This are very expensive procedures that are not even guaranteed that it will work and She will conceive. I'm the only male child in my family, in my early 30's. Pressure will start coming from all directions and also considering my my age, I don't pray to experience delay with child birth. I just decided to pour own my mind here. I'm really down, I don't know what to do.
Save towards it. The procedures are not that expensive as it seems online. I can suggest some combo if you want that people use to unblock .

This is the time to console her and get close to her emotionally. Peace be with you!
BusinessRe: Why Elon Musk Is Threatening To Sue Apple Over Grok's App Store Ranking by twosquare(m): 11:01am On Aug 13, 2025
BlackViper:
He already has his Tesla Pi Phone which he launched in June
It's Fake news. Nothing like that yet. All those misleading stories and ads to garner engagement. Pi kọ, pi ni.

He may launch one, but it will take patience and time. The OS must either be superior to Apple or be at par.
RomanceRe: You Can’t Call Urself A Real Man If U Can’t Forgive Ur Wife For Cheating. by twosquare(m): 8:13pm On Aug 12, 2025
irumole1975:
Many men are self absorbed especially Nigerian men. I read a post on Twitter yesterday about a man who find out his child isn’t his and the wife has been sleeping around with her ex. The man on knowing this stopped all responsibility on the woman and called the marriage quit. What a weak man.

Strong men forgive! They don’t resent and dwell on past mistakes. The children should not suffer because of the little mistake from the mother. Talk to ur wife, ask her why she cheated, apologise to her and let her know you still have her best interests at heart. Marriage is all about forgiveness.

Also, you can try talk to the man she cheated on u with and tell her to stop sleeping with ur wife. Thai way ur wife will know u truly love her and her respect for u will increase.

Nigerian men should learn to swallow their ego
A real man is a manipulated man

Efulefu

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 5:31pm On Aug 11, 2025
Prepare for the week!

*I sense a good week ahead. smiley smiley

InvestmentRe: Crypto Currency Investors Thread by twosquare(m): 1:56pm On Aug 10, 2025
Allthelight:
Btc dominance is dropping due to Eth and xrp but I will likely rally back up in weeks to come... Because Eth will not surpass 5k this month
XRP will flip ETH between now and 2030.
HealthRe: Help A One Minute Man Please by twosquare(m): 8:37pm On Aug 09, 2025
Reduce sugar. Thank God the weather is cold. Start drinking green tea every morning. No milk or sugar. Just drink it like agbo.

And the most important of all...take the blue pill (Viagra) on a near-empty stomach if you are looking for a quick fix.



NewPee44:
Good day Nairalanders,

I seriously need your help to save my marriage.
I will be very brief with my story.

I am a newly wedded man. Before I got married, I usually take soda (Coke, Fata and big cola) drinks a lot, sometimes I take 2 bottles a day. Back then I assumed that since my work is so stressful, the soda will nor have much effect.

Fast forward to few months of my wedding, I stopped drinking soda.

Surprisingly, my P*nis could not stand properly for almost a week, I had to visit a local herb seller for Agbo. After few days, it started working again.
Fast forward to few days ago, I realised that I cum as quickly as 2minutes or less. The present situation is making me restless.

Please kindly advise on what I can use to get back myself.
HealthRe: Am Not Getting Erection For My Wife. by twosquare(m): 6:33pm On Aug 08, 2025
DUTY:
I'm from ekiti and I know what just happened. It's kind of a cast men do on women's body that no man will have erection whenever they want to have sex with her except the man who did the casting. Your woman has been violated, move on but if you still love her, I csn help remove the cast
@uwuana, pay attention to this comment. Not some idiats on the front page who are just wasting that space just to make comments.

@DUTY, it is true. Even an aphrodisiac may not work sef. If the concubine does it or other men, it wil be a struggle even with an aphrodisiac.

Another thing is that some men, their spirit knows and instructs their body not to move when someone has violated their women. Not all men have that gift. Some go just dive dey go like mumu and thereby raise bastards in their own homes.

For her to even disobey her husband sef....na wa...@uwuana, what is the age range between both of you? Also, tread carefully.
PhonesRe: My SpaceX Starlink Internet Experience In Lagos, Nigeria by twosquare(m): 9:10pm On Aug 06, 2025
Challspace:
I don’t believe it was a power surge. I noticed on a few occasions in the past, connectivity will drop and then when I check the app, it says your Starlink just powered on. So it looked like it was powering off and on intermittently.

It seems like something went bad in the router, maybe the power unit. And I think Starlink acknowledges that their routers, especially this Gen 2, is prone to failures like that.

Probably why they don’t hesitate to send replacements.
It must have been a faulty router from factory...just like phones...so, you will need to ask for a replacement.

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