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 Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 11:30am On Feb 26, 2017 |
Jodha:Jodha...you shaaa....no let me reason your matter ooo  |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 11:27am On Feb 26, 2017*. Modified: 7:05pm On Feb 26, 2017 |
TIME IS JUST AN ILLUSION. You just met her, and your goal is to collect her number....*I DON'T COLLECT NUMBERS, THEY GIVE IT TO ME...don't go direct, if you do, you lower your chances. In short, don't ever do anything directly. Be subtle, be vague. Give them room for IMAGINATION. My close friend who don't like the idea of walking to "RANDOM" girls as he would put it, stopped abruptly while we were walking. "Oboy wetin na, why u just they pause?", I asked. See that girl, she fine die, he replied. But na random girl, i told him....forget that thing, he said. She was a 9/10 chick standing with another 8/10 girl, discussing. Oya let's go and meet them, watch what i would do. My friend froze, he couldn't go. So while i tried convincing him, 2 other guys walked up to them. (Coursemates, i presume, due to their familiarity and bringing out books....) Tired of convincing my friend, I decided to be Daniel, to walk into the lion's den. Watch me!!. I signalled him. When I got there, I totally...i mean totally ignored the girls at first...*I wanted to go for the 9/10 I walked up to the guys and shaked them like i knew them before. Wassup bro, I greeted them. The guys were kind of suprised though. I did all this still IGNORING the girls. Then suddenly i turned, but I greeted the 9/10 girl last. After the whole greeting charade, I ISOLATED...(would explain this later) her. Within 52 seconds or so, I had her number!!....HOW?? I USED THE ILLUSION OF TIME FALSE TIME CONSTRAINT. *** My friend nearly blew my game,..When he saw i had isolated the girl, he now had the courage to walk down to the group. HE USED MY OPENER!!! He came, shaked me *FIRST MISTAKE...."I WAS THE GUY YOU MET HERE 2 DAYS AGO", he told the other girl. $#¡t...I used the same OPENER ON THE GIRL I ISOLATED, i said to myself. But she was too engrossed in me to notice it....*winks. |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 10:56am On Feb 26, 2017 |
KNOW THE END FROM THE BEGINNING Two things happen when you play with the emotions of a lady... 1. You either become friends for life... 2. Enemies for life. So far, number 2 have always been the end for me. Even when she was still basking in the euphoria of love, using my picture as her phone's wallpaper. Deep down, I knew it wouldn't last. If only she could read my thoughts. I felt sorry for her though, *my mistake. Don't feel $#!t for them. But I'm human too. Even though you'll have the ladies, you'll have to lose some things. In my case, I lost valuable time, I no longer rest at night, skipping classes, satisfying needs. I lost money. I became so broke last week. Extremely broke. When last was I even broke like that  2011, I think. Dates, gifts, new looks, a whole lot ate deep into my pocket. And I'm not even working yet. But, eff it. I really enjoyed myself. Very very. I was in total control. Your price might be different from mine. It's all about the game. |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 7:48am On Feb 19, 2017 |
THE FOOD CHAIN IS UNFAIR.....ASK THOSE AT THE BOTTOM After capturing her attention ALIVE , I usually make this particular mistake.....MY NAME IS SO SO SO....I'M FROM SO SO SO Guess what, I blew it all up, all my work from start vanished....all gone in the bat of an eyelid Even if you're Buhari's first son, don't introduce yourself yet. No one cares for now. Some girls are so mean, , I would go like, I'm Henry, I'm a 300l student/ I work in GtBank....e.t.cShe would be lyk, SO? I hope you're getting the catch. I gamed this girl to the extent of collecting her number....chill it doesn't stop there, WE EVEN KISSED. After the kiss. HER : What do you say your name was again? *I did that wicked smile inside of me....u wanna know why? So if you shouldn't introduce yourself yet, WHAT SHOULD YOU DO? |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 7:20am On Feb 19, 2017 |
AnodaIT:That's why people like Don jazzy are still unmarried till today....I've seen ladies fling their very expensive engagement ring for a few hours of fun with guys who've got game...only to be searching frantically for the ring by the corners of the bed the next morning. It's a COLD world bro. You pull up in your car, roll down the glass and say hi...She's likely to be SO nice to *YOU, fall for *YOU, trip for *YOU...no need for HI sef, just honk your horn...pon pon....and watch the magic........NOW REPLACE THE ASTERISKED YOU WITH "YOUR CAR". If another guy with a better car comes along...... Only girls with the fear of GOD can resist such.... GOOD news, THEY EXIST BAD news, THEY'RE SO SO SCARCE 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 1:08am On Feb 19, 2017 |
Your opener makes or mar you. Sometimes, a girl might just ignore you because of your opener. The last person who used that same opener on her was a jerk. You have to be versatile, unique, most importantly, different. I use openers in relation to the atmosphere, in relation to her personality, in relation to WHAT HAVE YOU. It must have a connection to her though. No matter how little. I read somewhere here about an opener that goes thus...."local dogs or foreign dogs, which do you prefer", what if she does not like dogs ...If i notice she's someone that stays around the place i try approaching her, i SIMPLY pick a popular spot like..... Hey, have you forgotten me.....*she forgets to raise her defences....*she thinks she might know you.....*she starts looking at you, trying to remember where you guys met..... In front of the sports complex(a popular place she must have been, or passed recently) *be vague about the loaction.....we met on tuesday *this time, she starts arriving at a conclusion. *she don't think she have met you before. *even though she have met you before nko........all these are her thoughts timing is critical. "I'm just kidding, we haven't met before"... you pop in at at the right moment Some girls would hiss and walk away. Don't run after them, You lost. But most would smile.... A lot would laugh.... and wait......ATTENTION ----GOTTEN The opener was successful. What next.....Stand there smiling like a mannequin? |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 12:50am On Feb 19, 2017 |
BREATHE IN, BREATH IN, IN....IN.....OUT, APPROACH Approaching a girl for the first time, you have to realize, you are a STRANGER. Naturally, it's kind of awkward. If I notice a guy I don't know walking up to me..... -He wants to beg for money -He wants to rob me -My phone....Shey it's safe -He wants to preach to me -........... So, my defences are raised. Automatically. Even if he dresses like a king, somehow, I would raise a brow. Same intuition goes for ladies. You're approaching her, walking gallantly or cowardly. Immediately she notices you walk up to her, she raises her defences. This time she adds the DEFAULT reason why a stranger would want to have a convo with her.....Wants to Chyke, Toast, Woo, her... Prove her wrong. Don't do any of these. You've proved yourself different from the legions of guys that walk up to her. HOW CAN YOU BE DIFFERENT?.....goan ask google Your Opener This is the first stuff you say. Be it hello, hi, wassup, goodmorning, e.t.c. Or the INFAMOUS "SISTA, YOUR FACE LOOKS FAMILIAR" |
| Romance › The Girls' Guide PART 2. "For Guys Only" by TWOYANSH(op): 12:36am On Feb 19, 2017 |
It was risky posting my real life experiences with ladies on the other thread. It was also illegal because I did that without their permission (I wouldn't get it though  )So I've decided to be ANONYMOUS. NB --- I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING MAIL ALERTS, I CAN'T ACCESS MY MAILBOX. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. Read with rapt attention. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 12:16am On Feb 19, 2017 |
oluwashola4me: Abeg ooo....No cast me 4 here |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 1:15pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Erm, Sandra, I have to see my coursemate upstairs, want to put her through with something. I went upstairs to Betty, She started her Lovey dovey talk. This time she bought peach drink for me. I don't take peach, i told her. She started acting somehow. Something i hate most, Girls' Drama. It frustrates hell out of me. I drank it anyway, so she would go back to default mode. We stood outside the class overlooking the night. I sat ln the railings silently praying this girl would just shut up and fall asleep so I could go downstairs to meet Sandra. She just kept on talking and talking, showing me WhatsApp chats about guys chyking her, promising her this and that. If only she could use her brain, i thought. Erm, Betty, I have to see a course mate downstairs, want to put her through something. Her : *Silence I knew immediately, ANOTHER ROUND OF HER DRAMA Me : I juat told you something and you...... Her : Go if you want to I clearly understood that statement Me : okay, would you like to come with me? Her : *Silence Someone that was dropping 1000 words per minute was now greedy with it. Love, Crazy stuff Me : I would be back soon I left even without waiting for her reply. Fortunately or unfortunately, I met Sandra walking from one pillar to another downstairs. She said it's her way of reading. This girl's so strange. Meanwhile, Betty was still upstairs. Come and greet my coursemate, I told Sandra. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 12:58pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
I knew she would call, surely she MUST. It was some minutes past 9. "pon pon, pon pon, this na temptation......" my phone rang. I knew who was calling already. It was BETTY... It's not even more than 72 hours our paths crossed and she's already telling me how much she loved me....blah blah blah.....I called it SCAM In the real sense, I was the SCAM. God knows i want nothing from her, but her BOOBS want something from me. VERY GOOD AND NICE. . I picked up the phone.She : Where're you na, I've been waiting for you since. Me : Sorry, I never knew, okay I'm on my way. She : come to **12 ( name of a class) I freshened up knowing it's going to be a long night. I was wrong because i waa back in the hostel in no time. I wore a slacked white polo with tin tomato advert in front. She's already trapped in my web, even though i wear a singlet, she no mind. On my way to the class, i met her on the way. She said she was going to buy Peach to drink. Buy 2 oooo.. I said. Me that I'm with only #150, she replied almost immediately. No problem, i told her. Enjoy I would wait for you in class. Leaving me alone at that time was like leaving a wild animal on the loose. **12 was upstairs, with two classes downstairs. **8 and **9 respectively. I had to pass them to get upstairs. As usual, something caught my attention. Something always do It was a badly lit class, but her radiant beauty was so bright that if i wanted to read, just sitting beside her would give me enough illumination to cause serious eye problem  . Fortunately, she was looking outside, I immediately waved and she waved back.IOI...IT WAS AN IOI....can't wait to talk to her. Me going back to her would not be the wisest thing to do. Because Betty would soon be back. I went upstairs waiting for Betty. She came minutes later. I lied that i was about to eat, this and that asking if she would be staying overnight in class. She said No...she would be leaving by 12. Great, i said, i would be back. This time, i went straight without looking at the BRIGHT girl. I had to change this my Slacked polo with tin tomato advert before she would think something else. I took my bath again, brushed again, changed my clothes. It's SECOND HALF baaaaabbbbyyyyy THIS TIME, I WENT STRAIGHT TO **9 I sat in front of her without saying a word. I just looked into her eyes. Like for 43 seconds nobody spoke nothing. She later broke the silence, Why are you staring at me, she said. I wasn't staring. You're the one staring. The staring accusations went for quite sometime till i confirmed i have gotten her attention. I proceeded to play the GAME. Her name was Sandra. an a mass comm. student. Reading in an engineering building. Strange i would say. If Betty upstairs with her buy buy attitude comes down and sees me here, it would surely be game over. I would loose both. |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 12:21pm On Feb 18, 2017 |
Why do you want to play the game? People have different reasons for going an extra mile in this "dark art" (as i like to call it). Are you searching for love, sex, a companion, attention, money, e.t.c. WITH HARDWORK AND DEDICATION, IT'S ALL POSSIBLE I share real life experiences, what happens in my REALITY, but i share just the high points. This week, i made some mistakes and also did some fascinating stunts in the game. Think of girls like a blank canvas, a white board, a sheet of paper. The techniques are the colours, your tongue, mouth, and other parts of your body is the brush. BRO, PAINT. Let me share something that happened two nights ago. 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 2:48pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
aumeehn:IOI.... |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 9:32am On Feb 13, 2017 |
Jodha:Jodha, I thought i said "guys only".... u sneaked in shaaaa .Anyways, "PERSONALITY" and "ATTITUDE" might draw that line between you and other girls. But y'all are still girls shaaaa  ....And hey, I never said it would work on every girl. IT IS JUST A "GUIDE" 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 8:29am On Feb 13, 2017 |
I remember when i was still naïve. I do believe on my handsomeness, i hardly approach girls. All my girlfriends then came to me,,,but i knew this is not what i wanted. The average guys had the hot girls while a hot guy like me had average girls. That was how it was. Funny isn't it. Then I realised, girls are wired to be turned on by WHAT THEY HEAR, while guys are turned on by WHAT THEY SEE You have to talk....NOT JUST ANY TALK...."LAMBA" ....you have to give them LAMBA What's LAMBA ....It's the art of seduction. Mainly with words but also actions and also INACTIONSWE WERE NOT BORN WITH FEAR....WE DEVELOPED IT YOU WERE NOT BORN WITH CONFIDENCE..... YOU HAVE TO DEVELOP IT DON'T BE SCARED OF FAILING.....GIRLS YAPAAA....GIRLS PLENTY DIE!!! I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT APPROACH ON THE PREVIOUS PAGE. Approach girls. Let the game BEGIN!!! |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 7:29am On Feb 13, 2017 |
Ifakiland:  ...confirm....i like dz ur analogy scatter,I'm still learning bro |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 10:27pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
I can't remember the book right now. I read about a theory, THE 3 SECONDS THEORY You have just 3 seconds from picking a target to making the approach. CRAZY RIGHT. If you've been noticed by the target, any contact (physical, mental, emotional, even spiritual ) more than 3 seconds would appear CREEPY. 3 seconds more, other thoughts like fear, rejection, etc would start coming in. Take the goddamn bull by the horn. But to me, 3 seconds was too rash. So i modified it to 7 seconds at least. Know what to say, how to react, etc. When you see her, dont care about the environment, STRIKE. Don't care about fumbling. It's just a GAME The more you fail, the better you become Importantly, LEARN YOUR LESSONS. NEVER REPEAT THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE. You see her. GO FOR IT!!! 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 10:15pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
CONFIDENCE Saw this cute lady but can't approach. It happens all the time. You're not alone. Read aptly... SCAN THESE LINES properly -- Don't expect anything. NOTHING I was sitting in front of my department with course mates, suddenly, a fair, chubby chick was coming towards that direction. Immediately, I walked up to her. ME : Hi Her : *silence Me : Good morning Her : *silence.... still walking Me : At least just reply ordinary greeting so i could return back She: Just go back, I'm not your mate *and really, she was far older than me Me : *chukles....I'm going to follow you to where ever you're going. Her : Is this how you try to stop every girl on the road and talk to them? Me : Why would i? Her : Just turn back * She wore a read polo with "BAE" in front of it We got to a junction and she started looking around. I noticed she wasn't familiar with the surroundings at all *think fast Me : You don't even know where you're going sef. You kon dey form. Girls ehn.*laughing at the same time Her : I came to do my screening. Me : See yourself, you were just going round the school,...it's at the back Her : Oya come and show me na Me : If you like, form again.... She was all over me that day. Holding my hands (small boy ooo) as we walked. I was not with my phone but still collected her digits She didn't even know my name. Hers was Gift though. Tho, the next day, she hung up on me (maybe my jazz don fade) * seriously, i did something wrong while on the phone with her. Haven't called her since then though. And i won't. BOTTOM LINE, CONFIDENCE........... BELOW |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 9:44pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
akaahs:Yeah bro |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 3:07pm On Feb 12, 2017*. Modified: 3:25pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
APPROACH 101 YOU don't have to be GOOD LOOKING but LOOKING GOOD odors (mouth and body) are a major turn off....no matter how good your game is PICK A TARGET -as a good seducer, you have to think on your feet look at the environment, is it under the sun, in the bank, at a bar, in a club, in a restaurant, is she with a guy/guys or girl/girls The same technique you use in a bar might not work for you in class Never ever approach a girl from the back...if there's no other way, let her go Never call a lady like sssssss....essssss...fine girl....all those slangs A normal lady would naturally ignore you. IF SHE'S ALONE -- walk up to her avoiding eye contact (if you had been looking at her, she would automatically raise her defences because she was expecting you to approach her) -- Then suddenly look at her and politely say hi or hello *you stretch your hand for a shake almost immediately. Not a formal shake but with your palm faced up. --Don't say your name yet. Never. No one cares. Nor your occupation (she don't care yet) -- If she tries to shake your hand, DODGE IT. I bet you my left balls, If she was in the right mood, she would smile, laugh, some would even hit you playfully on your body -- You seem to be different. You've now gained her attention even without her knowing!!! |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 2:32pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
Forget all those romantic movies stuff. Kissing made easy, the guy just ....just kisses I hate rejection or rather, fear it. Imagine trying to kiss that girl and she just shoves away. No, I cant remember when last that happened to me....*friday night---i made her pay tho First don't just rush into kissing. This is where IOIs are important Set the right mood. Make the atmosphere right. ME : I like your neck she : Are you a vampire / hmmm / and other responses lean close give her a light.....i repeat, light kiss on her neck. No girl can dodge that....she didn't even see it coming Then watch for her reactions.... change in breathing, did she stretch her neck upward or sideways? use you intuition.... hold her hand....lightly, then squeeze a little if she squeezes back....IOI just watch and mentally make notes POP THE QUESTION........"would you like to kiss me"?? Brothers in the lord, no matter her response, you are still on top 1. Yes. - do the needfull 2. Maybe - act like you want to kiss her.....then at the last minute pull away, I REPEAT PULL AWAY 3. No - tell her " I never said you could kiss me. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 2:05pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, HATE THE GAME "You just left my bag here and was busy with your boyfriend over there", I said He's not my boyfriend oo, I don't even know him. I was looking at your bag with one eye So my bag is not worth your 2 eyes na. Ahn ahn, she said, even my mind was there. I aff heard (PUSH AND PULL TECHNIQUE). erm can i ask you something??, she said again.......5milliseconds my mind have guessed a hundred questions already. do you like me, do ypu have a girlfriend, would you like to sex me?, can you come closer.......pardon me i have a dirty mindInstead she asked me something i never saw coming...." are you staying overnight?? " erm...maybe, i replied. Thinking I would get laid can you wake me up by 1am??....geez, dz girl wan turn me to time keeper ooo instead i took that as an IOI...a very big IOI Ok. I said.... she lied down on the long bench with me on the other edge. I started again, telling her how bad it is for her neck lying down with no support, i was driving somewhere. It's true she said....can i put my head on your leg?? NOTE----I DID NOT JUMP AT THE OFFER No ooo, aah...your makeup would stain my jean. Her : But your jean is black, beside i washed them off before coming to class Me : Let me confirm. I playfully sniffed her face making her roar with laughter Okay i would let you on one condition, you won't drool on my jean.....she just laughed and relaxed on my leg 10 mins later....NEPA TOOK LIGHT Bedbug started their carnival so she had to get up and sit beside me...we started talking. THE LONGEST 3 INCHES IN A GUYS LIFE. HOW TO INITIATE THE FIRST KISS. I ONCE had that problem. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 1:39pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
GIRLS ARE LIKE ICE. YOU OWN YHE GAME. HOW HOT IS YOUR GAME. MAKE THEM MELT I couldn't erase the image of her boobs from my brain memory card. It was like a virus . But had to realize she was just another girl."Hey, can you help me watch over my bag?, i would be back soon", i said. (This is another technique i would explain later). I did this without waiting for her response, i left the class. I did that to achieve 2 things. 1. Not to make her wander off while I strategize. 2. To create an illusion of control. So i left for the hostel just to while away a little time. As usual, som1 has removed my 17% phone to charge his 84% phone. Crazy guys, i said within me. Nothing was going to make me lose my temper. I took my phone, removed my charger, dropped my headset in the wardrobe, off to the class. She has given me enough IOI's so i have to act fast. I would go to her directly and blow her mind. I concluded. This time, I would sit beside her, i said smiling to my self. 10:32 pm I got back to the class to find something threatening to steal my prey right under my nose. It was a guy already sitting beside her. I just angrily went to my seat.I said no thank you for helping me watch my stuffs. I started surfing Nairaland. Network sucked but the guy beside me sucked more. Have you eaten, what's your name, you're so beautiful, i would like to be your friend.....blah blah blah.....he was making a mistake. I knew it, i was chukling inside of me. After the girl has given him a lotta monosyllabic replies like okay, yes, no etc. He finally left for his seat. Unlucky guy. My turn. (READ ATTENTIVELY) |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 12:17pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
thoth1: Would let you know how it went down I've got a low ba3. I really hope you learn |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 12:15pm On Feb 12, 2017 |
My guys and I, numbering about 9 was sitting at the other pavilion far from the entrance to the sports complex. We needed privacy because the other pavilion was crowded and we wanted to drink something. We all noticed a girl (an coming towards our pavilion.She was stopped by a guy, basketballer, tall and huge. I don't know what went down but her facial expression indicated some1 irritated. Not so long another guy approached her. She didn't stop. My friends and I were watching the whole drama. Before I could say Jack, my pal, Henry stood up, wanting to game her. When he got to her, (according to him, she was too fine, he was shy) he passed on. I told my friends to watch how it was done. *walking up to her, (avoiding eye contact though) *suddenly stopped in front of her Me : Hi, are you going there (pointing to the other pavilion) Her: Yes (not even looking at me) *she continued walking Me : (feigning seriousness) No no...You can't, you cannot go there *she stopped *gained her attention Her : Why na? Me : (still serious) Because I'm a staff and I just don't feel like letting you in *she looked at me....like is this guy serious *then I let out a mild laugh *she too...continues walking Me : So what are you coming to do here She : *silence Me: ERM, if you're coming to meet a guy, tell me so I could just walk back. She : let's find out *that was an IOI Me : or are you here for a girl, so I could turn back. She : don't you talk to girls? Me : No ooo...I'm just talking to you because you are special *she smiles *I finally found out she was there to read. A part time student of mass communication *When she was laughing her heart out, I excused my self. (Would explain this technique later) saying I wanted to join my friends. 30 mins later. * I actually went for number Me : Hey, you still reading. (Said some other stuffs shaa), so how can I meet you again Her : Here * this time , I was fidgeting with my phone. Me: okay (push and pull technique) Her: : But I wouldn't say you would be lucky to meet me here again. Do you want my number? Me : *without saying a word....gave her my phone I would call you..... I left *it's been over 2 days. I haven't even called her nor saved her number. It was all a GAME My friends were just hailing me shaaa 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 11:48am On Feb 12, 2017 |
sEGXY2:COCKY THIS IS A GAME, THE GOAL IS TO BE NATURALLY UNNATURAL |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 11:46am On Feb 12, 2017 |
Guys usually have this misconception that there are no rules. Dress well, speak confidently, blah blah blah. Do you know how many guys that approach an average girl on a daily basis These guys do all of the above. You don't even have dress sense compared to some of them, ask a girl how many confident guys approach her daily. She has seen enogh You have to bring something new to the alter. You have to be different. Lemme share how I number closed a girl that was approached by 3 guys before me 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 11:38am On Feb 12, 2017 |
sEGXY2:even to the blinking of your eyes gat its rules |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 11:09am On Feb 12, 2017 |
THE MALE SPECIE IS LIKE A SWITCH---UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN THE FEMALE, LIKE A VOLUME KNOB---TURN, ALL THE WAY UP, TUURRRRRN, ALL THE WAY DOWN. Guys need to understand, women are very complex yet so simple. It's just like the saying "The more a thing changes, the more it remains the same". Yet, yet, you can never understand them but here comes the good news. They're wired almost the same way, almost the same reaction to the same thing. If you understand this, you're on your way to become a master of women. |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 10:56am On Feb 12, 2017 |
All the classes were lit up. People seriously reading. I carefully scanned the whole of engineering building for something. I wanted no distraction. I wanted a class without a female. I had to concentrate. After searching for over 15 mins, i finally found one. 15+ guys. Serious students. I walked to the end of the class, saw an empty long bench, bedbug infested bench to be accurate. Brought out my books and started solving crazy problems.....dy/dx....exact eqaution...laplace...homogenous........ suddenly someone walked in. A lot of people have been walking in and out since I've been reading, but I noticed everywher everywhere went silent. All eyes were on a damsel. To me, she was a 7. (i rate girls over 10 instantly). RULE 1: NEVER APPEAR LIKE YOU WANT IT. EVEN IF YOU DO, PRETEND LIKE YOU DON'T. I went back to my book almost immediately, but this time, i wasn't concentrating. Who the f*ck invented this crazy course, i thought to myself. She left a myriad of empty seats and came to seat at the back with me, but at the other edge. *I TOOK THIS AS AN "IOI" (INDICATION OF INTEREST) ---Lead me not into temptation lord, they would come to me. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 10:38am On Feb 12, 2017 |
LOCATION : A GOVERNMENT OWNED HIGHER INSTITUTION TIME : 9:12PM It was a Tuesday night, I recieved a bad news earlier. We were having a crazy test on Thursday. Advanced Calculus. I have not even opened the book since the beginning of the semester and i can't afford to carry over this curse (yeah CURSE). I decided to read over in a class at night. I study in a crazy school, wouldn't want to bore you with details but one thing is certain. 10:00pm, all lights go off. My roomie extra touch has a disease ,"premature ejaculation". The last time i used it, i regretted. Suddenly around some minutes after nine, all the lights went off. Why, what happened, some minutes later, it came on. NEPA DON BRING LIGHT!!!...students went gaga. We haven't had NEPA light in a long time because the school was owing light bill . ThankGod, I go read die today. I happily thought.I changed, brushed, a little body spray, took my headset, letf my fone to charge.....off to class |
| Romance › Re: The Girls' Guide : For Guys Only by TWOYANSH(op): 10:26am On Feb 12, 2017 |
I was this shy guy. I can't even approach a lady. If i did, what would I say, how would I go about it. I was simply a total stranger to her. These were the thoughts running through my head. I was embarrassed, humiliated, you can add any other derogatory word you deem fit. Until I realized, SEDUCTION is an art, master it and you can have any girl. I mean any girl you wish |
