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1. I got a dig bick
2. You that read wrong
3. You read that wrong too
4. You checked
5. You smiled
7. You are wondering why you're still this reading this
8. You saw that mistake... right? (On 7)
10. But did you see that I skipped 6?
10. You checked
11. And saw you that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I said saw you, not you saw
13. I also skipped 2
14. You got tricked
15. I'm just wasting your time go back to reading the comments

Doctor says I Have 2 months to live. I shot him judge gave me 30 years

Employee : Sir, you called me?

Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) done sir

Boss : Do it again.

Employee : Done again, sir.

Boss : Do it once more

Employee : Now I don't have
stamina for it, sir.

Boss : Very good,here are my car
keys, drop my daughter at home

Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had some and went to tell her friends.....I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "Press One?"... So I did... I don't remember much after that.

Wife (SMS): Hi Baby
Husband: Hii Honey (sending failed)
Wife: R u there
Husband: Yes Yes.... I am here (sending failed)
Wife: R U ignoring me or wat?
Husband: Honey I m not... I am trying to reply u (sending failed)
Wife: Its over....don't ever talk to me again.
Husband: go to hell (Message sent)

please where do you get these esoteric knowledge from?

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66. The rarest Olympic Medal is the Pierre de Coubertin (aka True Spirit of Sportsmanship) medal. It has been awarded less than once per Olympics.

65. South Africa has no legally defined capital city. Power is shared between Cape Town (Parliament), Bloemfontein (Administrative), Pretoria (President & Cabinet) and Johannesburg (Constitutional Court).

64. The Hanwha Eagles, a South Korean baseball team, has robot fans. These robot fans are controlled by real fans who can’t attend the game. The bots can cheer, chant, and do the wave.

63. When George Lazenby wasn’t a big actor he met up with the producers and fabricated a story about the made up films he had acted in. He was then given the role of James Bond.

70. At top speed, the tires of Bugatti Veyron will only last for 15 minutes and it will run out of fuel in 12 minutes.

69. Jesus nut is the bolt at the top of a helicopter shaft that holds it all together. It got its name because if it were to fail in flight, the only thing left to do would be to pray to Jesus.


68. In the early 1900s Wagner von Jauregg treated syphilis patients with malaria (winning the Nobel Prize). The patients developed malaria, causing a severe fever and killed the syphilis bacteria. They were then given the malaria drug quinine and were cured. This was used until the development of penicillin.


67. Stevie Wonder is blind because doctors gave him too much oxygen as a baby.

76. Russia out produces Saudi Arabia in Oil Production by 1,000,000 barrels per day.


75. Every Apple Macintosh from 1984 to the early 90s had Steve Jobs's and his team's signatures engraved on the inside of the case.


74. Micheal Jackson's chimp, Bubbles once flew with the singer to Japan, met the mayor of Osaka and the three sat down together for some green tea.


73. Pirates used eye patches to quickly adjust their eyes from above to below deck, having one eye trained in bright light, and the other in dim light.

72. Beer bottles are brown in order to protect the beer from UV rays, which causes it to spoil. However, green and clear glass offers virtually no protection.

71. The fastest supercomputer in 1976 ran at 80MHz and cost $80 million. Compare that to the cheapest (<$50) phone today that runs on 256 MHz.

83. During the Cold War, President Nixon devised a strategy to make the USSR think he was crazy and capable of launching nukes at any moment. It was called the "Madman Theory".

82. In Warsaw, Poland, people born in a public transport vehicle are entitled to free travel until they die.

81. Taliban uses space blankets to hide their heat signatures from NATO forces during night attacks.


80. Literacy in North Korea is measured by their ability to write the name of their Dear Leader.

79. The first cat to be cloned was named Copycat.

78. In 2001, Laura Buxton, a 10 year old girl from Staffordshire, England released a balloon with at note where she had written “Please return to Laura Buxton,” and on the other side, her home address. The note was found and returned by another 10 year old named Laura Buxton who seemed almost like her twin.

77. Continuum, a magazine devoted to the idea that AIDS was a conspiracy, went out of print around 2001 after all the editors died of AIDS

BONUS. I have never seen someone write the letter “a” with how it is shown in most fonts. I have only seen it written as “ɑ.”


88. In 1942 there was a man called the Phantom Barber, who would break into peoples houses in Mississippi at night and cut their hair.

87. Diamonds are not rare or valuable!!!

86. There are still 8 people alive who were verified to be born in the 1800s. They're all female.

85.There is a prison on Norway where inmates can go fishing and swim at the beach. They also have TVs, computers and showers in their cells.

84. The introductionion of gloves to boxing made the sport significantly more dangerous.

BONUS. It is three times faster to say “World Wide Web” as compared to it’s shortened version “www”.


94. In 1994, teenager Jeremy T. Brenno, a golfer was killed by his own club when he threw it in frustration. It bounced back and pierced his heart.

93. Aluminum used to be one of the most expensive metals in the world. Only the wealthiest ate with aluminum utensils, while lesser nobility ate with gold.

92. In 2003 the US troops found approximately 650 Million US Dollars inside the walls of Saddam Hussein's palace.

91. For one day in 2008 there was an app in the App Store that cost $999.99 USD and did nothing. 8 people bought it.

90. An estimated one third of the population will often sneeze when looking at the sun or a bright source of light; this is due to a genetic quirk known as the photic sneeze reflex; a condition described by neurologists as having to do with crossed wires in the brain.

89. There is a fruit called The Miracle Berry that, when eaten, causes sour foods to taste sweet, and has been used to treat diabetes, among other things.

BONUS. An Islamic religious authority in Iran blamed women who dress immodestly for causing earthquakes. In response to this, a blogger organized Boobquake, an event where 200,000 women wore immodest clothing in a light-hearted scientific experiment to produce an earthquake.

100. In 2007, Iran arrested 14 squirrels on charges of spying.

99. The Eiffel Tower was originally intended to be built in Barcelona, Spain in 1888 but was rejected due to being "too expensive and strange".

99.Bruce Lee once kicked a man so hard that it broke the arm of a bystander when the man fell on him.

98. Mark Zuckerberg, the Founder/Chairman/CEO of Facebook called his first few thousand users as "dumb bleeps" for trusting him with their personal data.

97. In 1999 in a chess match called Kasparov versus the World, World Chess Champion Garry Kasparov played against over 50,000 players voting for the best opposing move over the internet. Kasparov won.

96. In 2009, Israeli woman, Rachel Krishevsky, died at age 99 when she had 1400 direct descendants.

95. In the movie Lion King, it took approximately three years to animate the two-and-a-half-minute wildebeest stampede scene.

D MAN DEY PARA OOO....

[b]Fossils[/b]

In April 2012, US authorities arrested Eric Prokopi, on suspicion of being a virtual “one man black market” for dinosaur fossils. A frequent traveler to excavation sites in Mongolia, Prokopi had years earlier begun transporting some of his finds to Britain to import into the United States; for a time, he thought his activities to be legal, though they were decidedly not. Some of his projects brought big money, such as a completely reassembled skeleton that he sold at auction for $1 million to a Manhattan real estate developer.But it was this sale that brought the attention of Mongolian authorities, and once Prokopi was arrested, he became a treasure trove of information for police who had, at the time, no idea just how large the black market for dinosaur fossils really was. Information obtained from Prokopi has led to active investigations in three states. Facing 17 years in prison for smuggling, Prokopi was sentenced to just over three months.

1. Pangolins

If you’ve never heard of the pangolin, you are not alone. Native to sub-Saharan Africa and Asia, the small, scaly mammals are solitary, nocturnal, and have no living relatives on the planet. Their scales are prized around the world for their uses in medicine and beauty products and are even prepared as a delicacy in some cultures.Since many pangolin populations are native to areas where laws regarding their capture are nonexistent or poorly enforced, the illegal trade of their scales has exploded in the last decade. Just one shipment seized by Hong Kong police in June 2016 had an estimated black market value of over $1 million, and it represented only a drop in the bucket of illegal pangolin trafficking activity. During a three-month period around this same time, the International Fund for Animal Welfare reported that 11,000 pangolins had been poached, making it officially the most illegally trafficked mammal in the entire world.

http://listverse.com/2016/10/22/10-bizarre-and-thriving-black-markets-around-the-world

6. Manuka honey

Manuka honey is produced by bees that consume the pollen of the manuka bush (in New Zealand) or jellybush tree (in Australia). It has recently become coveted for its purported medicinal and antibacterial properties; indigenous tribes of New Zealand would use it to dress wounds. Since it is only produced in these two regions of the world, Manuka honey is quite expensive—around $80 for a jar.There are no illegal honey farming operations—organized gangs of thieves have simply been brazenly stealing the product from wherever they can. In Sydney, Australia, this has become an epidemic in just the last year. Supermarkets, salons, and other retail outlets have seen an enormous spike in coordinated thefts of dozens of jars of Manuka at a time, costing local businesses thousands.


5. Botox

Only eight pharmaceutical companies in the world are licensed to produce Botox, the popular anti-wrinkle treatment that has also been used to successfully treat migraines and other ailments. This means that the price remains fairly constant, so when a mysterious man began showing up in salons in St. Petersburg, Russia, offering Botox at a ridiculous discount, merchants were suspicious—but not enough so to keep from buying. The man, known as “Rakhman,” opened the floodgates to a huge illegal Botox clone market in a country where the treatment is allowed by law to be dispensed by non-physicians with no prescription. The active ingredient, botulinum toxin type A, is extremely lethal in all but the smallest amounts. The mysterious seller often referenced a supplier in Chechnya, implying an illegal production operation that could just as easily sell the powerful toxin to terrorist organizations.


4. Execution Drugs

In 2015, pharmaceutical giant Pfizer acquired drug manufacturer Hospira, the only United States–based manufacturer of drugs used in executions. Less than a year later, Pfizer announced a sweeping ban on the use of its products for this purpose. This was hailed as a huge step in the fight against the death penalty but failed to take into account the hundreds of executions slated to be carried out by states without access to the required drugs.This has led to wide-scale illegal importing of the drugs from overseas. One batch of the anesthetic sodium thiopental, obtained from an unregulated British company by officials in Arizona, has been linked to botched executions in at least two states, as Arizona loaned some of the drug out to other states’ corrections departments who were unable to acquire it any other way. The DEA seized all of the state of Georgia’s supply after several botched and horrifically painful executions.

3. Rabies Vaccines

In the US, perhaps one or two deaths per year are caused by rabies. Not so in China; deaths from the animal-borne disease number in the thousands annually, and a bustling trade in fake vaccines is a large part of the problem.Taobao, the Chinese equivalent of eBay, is flush with sellers offering cheap vaccines for which they promise they carry a government license, but the government itself insists that no licensed sellers are allowed to operate on the site. These vaccines are produced in unknown labs by unknown parties, and range from only partially effective to downright fraudulent. In 2016, authorities arrested dozens of individuals suspected of being part of a crime ring which trafficked up to $90 million worth of vaccines.

10. PUPPIES

Between 2003 and 2009, the United States Army began a modernization program that envisioned faster, more maneuverable brigades with smaller vehicles capable of inserting into a combat zone on very short notice all over the world. The program was called Future Combat Systems (FCS), and it was projected to cost a total of $340 billion by the time it was implemented.FCS was never fielded, and it failed to meet deadlines before Secretary of Defense Robert Gates called for a restructure and final cancellation of the program in 2009. Nine planned manned ground vehicles were scrapped or rolled into other programs following the cut. The Department of Defense spent more than $18 billion on FCS during the program’s six-year development.


9. Dissertation

While academic fraud exists throughout the world of higher education, it has become an outright epidemic in Russia. In the last few years, more than 1,000 powerful, prominent Russians have been found to have plagiarized academic work in college. The discoveries began when a loose collection of activists calling itself Dissernet formed in 2013. It uses plagiarism detection software to scour dissertations throughout academia; to date, it has recorded over 5,600 instances of plagiarism and published reports on over 1,300 of them. A multitude of firms posing as “academic consulting” companies peddle the plundered material on professional looking websites. Those found to have used these services to help them obtain degrees are varied indeed; bureaucrats, police and prosecutorial officials, heads of universities, and the head of the country’s top investigating authority have all been named. Even Russian President Vladimir Putin has been accused of swiping parts of his 2006 Ph.D. Thesis.

8. Amber

The global market for amber exceeds $1 billion per year, and 90 percent of the world’s reserves can be found in Kaliningrad, Russia. This also happens to be an economically depressed area where jobs are scarce and don’t pay anything resembling a living wage, causing about half of the region’s able-bodied workers to supplement their income by illegally mining amber.One lawmaker estimates the illegal haul at 350–400 tons per year, roughly 10 times what the legal operations produce. Flawless pieces are literally worth more than their weight in gold, and those with insects trapped inside can bring five- or six-figure sums.


7. Tiger Parts

Demand for the body parts of tigers is also booming in many Asian countries, and whereas once they were chiefly used for medicinal purposes, consumption has shifted largely to luxury goods such as tiger bone wine—made by soaking the skeleton of a tiger in rice wine—and, of course, their skins.One temple in Thailand is home to over 140 endangered tigers, generating over $3 million per year from tourism; while this has long been controversial, the temple has recently been found to be actively participating in the illegal tiger trade. Although all the animals are required to be microchipped by the Thai government, a former employee has revealed that the chips are often simply cut out, and the tigers sold. A subsequent investigation found many of the animals to be missing and others to be without microchips, and the carcass of a dead tiger was discovered in a freezer.

10. PUPPIES

Between 2003 and 2009, the United States Army began a modernization program that envisioned faster, more maneuverable brigades with smaller vehicles capable of inserting into a combat zone on very short notice all over the world. The program was called Future Combat Systems (FCS), and it was projected to cost a total of $340 billion by the time it was implemented.FCS was never fielded, and it failed to meet deadlines before Secretary of Defense Robert Gates called for a restructure and final cancellation of the program in 2009. Nine planned manned ground vehicles were scrapped or rolled into other programs following the cut. The Department of Defense spent more than $18 billion on FCS during the program’s six-year development.


9. Dissertation

While academic fraud exists throughout the world of higher education, it has become an outright epidemic in Russia. In the last few years, more than 1,000 powerful, prominent Russians have been found to have plagiarized academic work in college. The discoveries began when a loose collection of activists calling itself Dissernet formed in 2013. It uses plagiarism detection software to scour dissertations throughout academia; to date, it has recorded over 5,600 instances of plagiarism and published reports on over 1,300 of them. A multitude of firms posing as “academic consulting” companies peddle the plundered material on professional looking websites. Those found to have used these services to help them obtain degrees are varied indeed; bureaucrats, police and prosecutorial officials, heads of universities, and the head of the country’s top investigating authority have all been named. Even Russian President Vladimir Putin has been accused of swiping parts of his 2006 Ph.D. Thesis.

8. Amber

The global market for amber exceeds $1 billion per year, and 90 percent of the world’s reserves can be found in Kaliningrad, Russia. This also happens to be an economically depressed area where jobs are scarce and don’t pay anything resembling a living wage, causing about half of the region’s able-bodied workers to supplement their income by illegally mining amber.One lawmaker estimates the illegal haul at 350–400 tons per year, roughly 10 times what the legal operations produce. Flawless pieces are literally worth more than their weight in gold, and those with insects trapped inside can bring five- or six-figure sums.


7. Tiger Parts

Demand for the body parts of tigers is also booming in many Asian countries, and whereas once they were chiefly used for medicinal purposes, consumption has shifted largely to luxury goods such as tiger bone wine—made by soaking the skeleton of a tiger in rice wine—and, of course, their skins.One temple in Thailand is home to over 140 endangered tigers, generating over $3 million per year from tourism; while this has long been controversial, the temple has recently been found to be actively participating in the illegal tiger trade. Although all the animals are required to be microchipped by the Thai government, a former employee has revealed that the chips are often simply cut out, and the tigers sold. A subsequent investigation found many of the animals to be missing and others to be without microchips, and the carcass of a dead tiger was discovered in a freezer.

2. Future Combat Systems
$18.1 Billion


Between 2003 and 2009, the United States Army began a modernization program that envisioned faster, more maneuverable brigades with smaller vehicles capable of inserting into a combat zone on very short notice all over the world. The program was called Future Combat Systems (FCS), and it was projected to cost a total of $340 billion by the time it was implemented.FCS was never fielded, and it failed to meet deadlines before Secretary of Defense Robert Gates called for a restructure and final cancellation of the program in 2009. Nine planned manned ground vehicles were scrapped or rolled into other programs following the cut. The Department of Defense spent more than $18 billion on FCS during the program’s six-year development.


1. Trident Missile Program
$40 Billion

We can all breathe a sigh of relief that this weapon system has never been used, although it costs a great deal of money to develop and maintain. The various forms of the Trident missile were developed as submarine-launched ballistic missiles, capable of carrying multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles, also known as nuclear warheads.Trident missiles are carried by the US Navy as well as the UK’s Royal Navy at a total estimated cost of $40 billion in 2011, with an estimated cost of $70 million per missile. The Trident missile program has been in operation and development since 1979 and is planned to remain in service until 2042. The estimated total program cost is $170.2 billion, but with any luck, the missiles will never be used.

source--http://listverse.com/2016/10/29/10-ridiculously-expensive-weapons-canceled-or-never-used/

6. Expeditionary Fighting Vehicle
$3 Billion

The Expeditionary Fighting Vehicle (EFV) was an amphibious assault vehicle developed for the United States Marine Corps to replace the aging Assault Amphibious Vehicle, which had been in service since 1972. The EFV was meant to rival the mobility and maneuverability of the M1 Abrams Main Battle Tank system but operate at sea and on land as a pivotal assault vehicle.The program was expected to cost $15 billion, but it was canceled in 2011 by Secretary of Defense Robert Gates as a result of the Marine Corps’ request to extend the life of the Marine Personnel Carrier and Amphibious Combat Vehicle. The costs of the vehicle rose through R&, which forced the Corps to reduce its initial order from 1,013 vehicles to 573. This was one of the primary reasons the program was eventually canceled at a total cost of $3 billion.

5. YAL-1 Airborne Laser
$5 Billion

The Boeing YAL-1 Airborne Laser Testbed was a weapon system designed to be mounted on a Boeing 747-400F. The laser was a megawatt-class chemical oxygen iodine laser capable of intercepting and destroying missiles while in flight. The YAL-1 was designed to intercept and destroy tactical ballistic missiles while they remained in the boost phase (prior to reaching peak velocity).The laser was successfully tested but never fielded due to the impracticality of its use in combat. Secretary of Defense Robert Gates cut the program due to the need for a significantly more powerful laser with a greater range to hit any targets fired from an enemy nation. At a cost of $1.5 billion to build and $100 million per year to maintain each system, the concept was simply not workable. The program was cut in 2011 after 16 years of development at a total cost of $5 billion.


4.RAH-66 Comanche
$7 Billion

The RAH-66 Comanche stealth helicopter was planned to be a replacement for existing helicopters in the US Army inventory. Initial plans to purchase 650 helicopters were scrapped in 2004 when the army canceled all funding of research, development, and production. The cancellation came as a result of cost overruns and safety feature concerns due to advancing surface-to-air defense technology.The funds were reallocated to another program, the Bell ARH-70, which was subsequently scrapped. Through the course of the project’s development from 1991 until its cancellation in 2004, the army spent approximately $6.9 billion. The remaining funds were reallocated to refurbishing and updating the army’s existing inventory, which they had initially hoped to avoid through the development of the Comanche.

3. XM2001 Crusader
$11 Billion

The XM2001 Crusader was conceptualized as the United States Army’s next-generation self-propelled howitzer but was canceled six years prior to deployment by Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld in 2002. The Crusader was meant to replace the aging Paladin system, which had been in the field since the 1960s as a more maneuverable and precise gun.The Crusader was to be slightly faster than the Paladin. But due to the weight and cost of each system, the Crusader was not considered to be superior to the Paladin and was subsequently canceled. The original order of 800 vehicles was withdrawn when funding was pulled.The program began in 1995 and lasted until it was canceled in 2002, having produced one prototype at a total cost of $11 billion. The only completed XM2001 can be seen as a showpiece at Fort Sill, Oklahoma.

I was once like you, even worse. Bro, God exists. for real.

10. Multi-Mission Effects Vehicle
C$100 Million

The Multi-Mission Effects Vehicle (MMEV) was to be Canada’s answer to both anti-tank and surface-to-air defensive technology on board an 8×8 wheeled LAV III system used for remote command and control (C2). The MMEV program was implemented in 2005 at a projected cost of C$750 million but was canceled just two years later.The reason for cancellation was the diversity of the vehicle. The destruction of an operational C2/anti-air/anti-tank vehicle on the battlefield would reduce the capabilities of the ground forces by 3:1. The concern was that the integration of all three systems into one vehicle was an “ill-advised attempt at cost cutting at the expense of soldier safety and operational effectiveness".

9. XM29 Objective Individual Combat Weapon
$100 Million

The XM29 Objective Individual Combat Weapon was a series of prototype weapons designed to give the warfighter on the ground better control over their small-arms munitions. The weapon was capable of firing a 20mm high-explosive projectile capable of programmable airburst—meaning the soldier who fired the weapon could program the shell to explode at a specific distance and altitude.If fired toward an enemy who was behind cover, the shot would explode over and behind the target, effectively taking them out. The program began development in the 1990s and was scrapped in October 2005 due to a per-weapon cost of $35,000. The total for research and development of the XM29 topped $100 million before cancellation, but the spirit of the design may see the battlefield with the possible deployment of the XM25.

8. B-70 Valkyrie
$1.5 Billion

By the late 1950s, the United States Air Force Strategic Air Command was on the hunt for a new strategic bomber that was capable of replacing the B-52. The Valkyrie would have been armed with nuclear bombs and used for deep-penetration missions.Conceptually, the B-70 was an invulnerable aircraft due to its ability to operate above 21,000 meters (70,000 ft) at a speed of Mach 3+, but the invention of surface-to-air missiles (SAM) rendered this invulnerability obsolete before it was fielded. To combat this, the aircraft was reimagined to fly at much lower altitudes to avoid the line of sight of fired SAMs.As the decade came to an end, the development and implementation of intercontinental ballistic missiles replaced the aging strategic bomber fleet and the B-70 was no longer needed. By the time the program was concluded in 1961, the US Air Force had spent $1.5 billion, which would have equaled approximately $12 billion in 2015.

7. A-12 Avenger II
$2.95 Billion

The A-12 Avenger II was a planned all-weather, carrier-based stealth bomber meant to replace the aging A-6 Intruder for the United States Navy and Marine Corps. The design concept was that of a single wing, similar to the B-2 stealth bomber, but meant for strategic naval operations.Begun in 1990, the program was cut in 1991 before the entire cost of at least $57 billion was spent by Defense Secretary Dick Cheney. At termination, the US had already paid almost $3 billion of the $4.8 billion fixed-price contract but no planes had been built. So the United States Department of Defense sued the contractors for a return of the costs. A settlement was finally reached in January 2014, which returned $400 million to the United States.

If God is a lie, you are contradicting your own existence

maybe he meant 65,000

Which way Nigeria
The Minister of Agric studied French.

The Minister of Education studied Accounting.

The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International Relations.

The Minister of power studied law.

The Minister of communications studied law too.

The Minister of transport studied English.

The Minister of labour studied surgery.

Then President himself has no certificate at all. Not even NEPA bill.

Now, if someone still don't understand why things aren't working, then that person need urgent deliverance.

You see, i never believe in love, it doesn't exist, I cant be stuck with you in the pretense of being in a relationship. This was my philosophy until i left class and met a girl coming up the stairs.....

I grabbed her, she turned trying to decipher my face, where she knew me. But this has been my trick for ages, throwing a girl off balanced mentally so she wont be able to raise her defences.
And i did that to absolute perfection because i could see it all over her face. My next move was to sweep her off her feet cuz she is no more balanced......but then.....something happened

She walked walked up the stairs, my eyes no longer obeyed its master, my heart put on usain bolt's shoes and started racing, my body produced an involuntary dose of adrenalin. "No" i managed to mutter. She wont just go, I trusted my skills, reversed my direction and ran up the stairs and grabbed her by the arm.....


Pardon my manners, my name is Rukewe, but i call myself Michael. I am the real definition of a playboy, young, funny handsome but not as rich as my exoloits would deem fit. Despite my financial strain, i still have a bevy of ladies.
I school in one of the government universities in Nigeria studying fishery. Yeah, i never chose it but after applying for medicine for the second time, i had no other option. Enough of myself.
Lets talk about love.
Nneka sat on my laps while i whispered all sort of mumbo jumbo into her ears. I know it drove her crazy. I was having a test the 8:00am the next day, but here i am with a girl i met the day before. Suddenly she popped a question out of the blue....
"Mike, do you believe in love?", i knew immediately that my response would make or mar the moment. I quicky put on my cassonova cap, hands crossed behind my back then i lied.....
errm, you see, my pa suppose call me Valentine, but thank God say d man no gimme that name, if i tell you how many times i don give girl my heart, asin totally but they break am on top say i too love, shebi you remember joy, that fine girl in accounting(i lied again), "no" she replied because say i love am die, u no believe say i go write exam wey dem catch me, na why i dey repeat one section. baby, if u gimme your heart, i stopped and planted a kiss on her forehead. She starred crying. I broke her heart 2 weeks later and cleaned that love bird $hit outta my window.

u see..."impossible "....dat word again
even though i'm not trying to get something out of nothing, i would like 2 disagree with you.
gettin " something" out of "nothing" is 100℅ possible because our universe contains a finite amout of energy. It is more like an adiabatic system.This is why you cant create ENERGY but u can transform it to other forms using special devices. This implies that our earth (not the universe) is like an inflated balloon with millions of molecules. If these molecules collide, we have kinetic, pressure nd probably a tiny amount of heat energy. Even if these molecules are steady we have Potential energy.
WHAT I'm tryn to stress is that our earth is brimming with energy, a lot that "NOTHING CEASES TO EXIST". no space for NOTHING
do you know the amount of energy that oozes out of you in one second??
do you know that there is an energy called COSMIC energy which can be converted into electricity using PLASTIC?....something like free energy

I COULD GO ON ND ON....
IMPOSSIBILITY DOES NOT EXIST EITHER

Hi Nairalanders, innovation is the key to invention....i created this thread on this platform in order for us to share ideas. What is that on your mind that you think would solve problems and better the lives of people (also putting money in your pocket *lol*). It only needs that spark. An Idea.
Please let us share and work together in bringing it into reality.

Who said your idea is silly, funny or weird?....if the primitives were told they would fly in air, they wouls say exactly the same thing.

YOU DONT NEED TO STATE THE WORKING PRINCIPLE OF YOUR IDEA SO IT WONT BE STOLEN. IT IS YPUR INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY!!!!

lemme start.....what if we create a system that transports people without the need of fuel, electricity.... nothing....it is possible, if i tell u how, you would be surprised.

so share yours
Excuse my moniker, was jus high the day i created d acc.

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