₦airaland Forum

4. LEADERSHIP
I cannot overemphasized the fact that our leaders are always murdering me...YES. I MEAN IT. Imagine a Togolese(a country that you would find on google's second search page) telling me that our President doesn't have any qualification. Before i died, i tried to save my face by telling the Togolese that he has a NEPA...i never knew the amebo Togolese knows the full meaning of NEPA and started taunting me that my President's qualification is a NEPA BILL...I DIED. HOW DID WE GET TO THIS POINT


FUNFACT: DO YOU KNOW THAT A NIGERIAN SENATOR FLEW ALL THE WAY TO LAGOS(BOUDILLION STREET) JUST TO TAKE A PICTURE.

PushPlay:
I think I've seen this before. Someone already posted it.

NOPE BRO...SEEMS U'RE SEEING INTO THE FUTURE
or PROVIDE SOURCE THEN

3. MUSIC
Let us leave the musical legends and a few talented ones out of this for a moment. Apart from these, any other music coming out of Nigeria must have been mixed and mastered at LAWMA head office. I cant boast of our music at all, shin shin...no more classics, look at all their so called hit songs from SKELEWU, GIFT, APKAKO, CARO, DOROBUCCI, SHOKI et all, most of us have even deleted them from our phones but would leave most foreign songs released as far back as 2004...You cant play 9ja songs 3weeks after its release date and still feel that vibe. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO MUSICIANS, YOU GUYS KILL ME WITH YOUR SONGS NOWADAYS!!!


FUN FACT : IN DPRINCE'S CHOP BANANA TILL YOU GO YO HIT, HE REPEATED THAT PHRASE MORE THAN THE TOTAL AKARA IYA BISI WOULD FRY TOMORROW.

2. NIGERIAN GUYS AND GIRLS
These are the most unromantic set of people ever. Imagine taking your girlfriend to an eatery, you hid a ring inside the ice-cream with the intention of proposing to her....guess what, she would swallow the ring because she would be too engrossed with the ice-cream like her life depends on it. She wont put ice cream inside your mouth, no romantic gestures, just busy gulping the ice-cream.
Nigerian guys,...story for another day (intentionally skipped it cause i am one of them) *lol*

1. NOLLYWOOD
I could write a whole epistle about this movie- making industry that should be making jingles instead. I stopped watching Nollywood a long time ago and knowing it originates from Nigeria gives me a mini heart attack. From the title, the subtitle, to the color quality even the casts. I can bet some Nairaland writers can even write a better script .

FUN FACT : ALL NOLLYWOD BABALAWOS MUST DRAW A CIRLE ON ONE EYE

Welcome to Nigeria, the most populous black nation on earth( dahz our official title *lol*) it is fun living in this part of the world but sometimes....sometimes....enough of the chit-chat, these are 5 times i died just because i'm a Nigerian

ah swear

THE MOMS LOOK WHILE WATCHING THE DANCE

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8:00 AM MONDAY MORNING. SOMEBODY'S MOUTH IS SMELLING PLUS BODY ODOR...OUT OF THE WHOLE EMPTY CHAIRS..........please shift for me


4mins later
sah, i cant undastand,
what dont you undastand
everytin sah

YOU LOOKING AT THE EXAM PAPER LIKE

y is dis leshura wicked naa...jus 1unit ooo

WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND WANTS IPHONE 6S+ AND YOU DONT HAVE MONEY TO BARB HAIR

girls consider us na...

WHEN THAT LECTURER SAYS "TEAR A SHEET OF PAPER" FOR THE THIRD TIME IN A WEEK

sah, iz like u dunno paper have cost, biro is now #30. Beta respect yourself ooo

HOW GIRLS USE THE SCHOOL TOILET

i kannot come and catch HIV

THAT MOMENT FRESHERS LAND YOUR SCHOOL

me and my squad wont spare dese girls

CULTISM.
ALMOST ALL SCHOOLS IN NIGERIA HAVE A BANNER, POSTER, BILLBOARD OR SOMETHING THAT SAYS "SAY NO TO CULTISM".... still yet, una know the rest

what shall it profit me to score and greet angel gabriel??

ALUTA! ALUTA!! ALUTA!!!
Nigerian schools and aluta be like fayose and ponmo...

guy wetin dey happen, wetin cause aluta?
Rs- baba i no knw ooo, i just carry stick follow dem

WHEN YOU APPLIED FOR MEDICINE BUT UNILAG GAVE YOU BEAD-MAKING

y are u people tryn 2 spoil my fushure na

after writing JAMB for the 3rd time and you score 65

hoo my god...whyy me??

Forget Ghana, Benin Republic, Abroad Schools. If i am to come back next life, I would gladly attend a higher institution in 9ja. Wether University or Polytechnic even colleges of education, these are 10 things you would find in these. WELCOME TO NIGERIA.

ps--- i rep Yabatech

Adf your number 5

4. IMPATIENCE

Surprised?... me too. Yeah, you saw what you saw, impatient. Guys are not calm to the least. Just pretend. Remember you met her for the first tume and you want her to devote all her time to you...
Lyk seriously... U her husband....take a chill pill jare

rawpadgin:
Am into real estate (in NL)

I have 3 landed properties & want to sell two

Who sell land 4 u...omonile go soon come

3. USING HER PICTURE AS YOUR DP
There is this saying by ogedemigwede, first impression lasts longer than abokiii perfume. I can bet d tyre of my future car dat immediately you use a girl u just met as your dp, you've sold your dignity on jumia black friday ...jokes apart why on earth would you do that. My guy resist the temptation cuz it wont pay in the long run.

2. CAN WE MEET
Why are you in a hurry ...You got her number on Monday, by Monday evening, you already popping the question. Maybe this is a pickup line for dem runs girls, for dem oloshos but no decent girl would take you serious if you fond of this habit.

1. I LOVE YOU
Nothing else can occupy this coveted spot other than this keypad blunder ...Imagine chatting with a girl you just met for the first time, and the next thing you say is i love you you for kukuma propose na . For crying out loud, no normal girl would take you serious except you are dangote's son *lol*...

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