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Romance / Yoruba Speaking People...help by TWOYANSH: 1:27pm On Jun 18, 2017
Sorry ooo, how do you say "i want to snap a mad man" in yoruba? undecided
Foreign Affairs / Can't Believe This by TWOYANSH: 10:38pm On Jun 01, 2017
Still in shock

Romance / Bucket List...come In by TWOYANSH: 6:50pm On May 16, 2017
Most of us haven't even heard about the word "BUCKET LIST" before.... It simply means a list of things you would like to do before you die...or kick the BUCKET


Here are mine

1. Visit Japan... Love the country and hopefully meet a GEISHA

2. Have a million dollars... Wow...How does it feel

3. Shoot a gun... Don't really know why i wanna do this tongue

4. Skydiveeeeee.... I just want to feel free even it is for a few minutes

and....be late for my funeral grin...Just kidding though tongue

Feel free to add yours... LET'S HAVE FUN
*modified*...please add YOUR REASON
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Olu Maintain's Manager Involved In Auto Crash by TWOYANSH: 7:57am On May 15, 2017
looking for the auto crash

Politics / Re: Photos Of A Local Police Station In Kaduna That Have Gone Viral by TWOYANSH: 7:47am On May 15, 2017
It is a police OUTSTATION... Something like a branch office. Stop denting the image of the NPF

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Religion / Re: 7 Places Christians Should Avoid Visiting by TWOYANSH: 4:04pm On May 14, 2017
IF THEY DON'T STOP VISITING NKO

Somebody must quote the whole article shaaa

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Celebrities / Re: Photos: Fuji Star, Alao Malaika And His Band Boys Hospitalized After Car Crash by TWOYANSH: 4:03pm On May 14, 2017
UrennaNkoli:
youruba people and their noisy fuji,akpala music. Is that one music

see music professor ooo... You don't like it doesn't mean other people don't derive joy from it.

So madam OSONDU OWENDI... . Stay your lane
Romance / Re: Help A NL On This Problem(exclusively Baby) by TWOYANSH: 3:45pm On May 14, 2017
dz sun too much ooo

Politics / Re: North Must Complete Buhari’s 2 Terms If He Resigns Or War by TWOYANSH: 3:39pm On May 14, 2017
They just don't care about the county's development... .. they just care about which zone holds the office of the President...

Wow.. what a wonderful mentality

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Health / Re: Health Risks Of Being Too Skinny Or Underweight by TWOYANSH: 2:24pm On May 14, 2017
HUMAN BEINGS WITH WAHALA. If you fat...na problem

You talk say make you slim... Dem go talk again

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by TWOYANSH: 2:19pm On May 14, 2017
bencarson007:
. As shallow as she is, she is wiser than you

how sir? grin
Religion / Re: Is Jehovah / Jehova The True Name Of God? by TWOYANSH: 12:52pm On May 14, 2017
d Bible say it is.
Romance / Re: Finally....how To Toast any chick.... The Technic!! by TWOYANSH: 12:34pm On May 14, 2017
i lost brain cells reading that

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Romance / Re: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by TWOYANSH: 12:20pm On May 14, 2017
bencarson007:
. Ur moniker says it all...you are very DEEP... As in deeply stupid...why can't u just respect her choice without insulting her... See ur face like TWOYANSH

grin grin.. . I won't engage u in an unwanton display in stupidity... tongue

That still dont change d fact she is SHALLOW
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Members Captured By Soldiers (Photos) by TWOYANSH: 12:15pm On May 14, 2017
dz people no dey finish

Romance / Re: Funication Is Just A Means The Devil Uses To Destroy Destinies. by TWOYANSH: 11:51am On May 14, 2017
chidi4sam:
. Who am I to condemn anyone? Everyone is a sinner. I was only trying to make a point that the rush for sex among the youth doesn't worth it. You will get tied of it when the time comes. Maybe I couldn't convey the message properly that's why many misunderstood me.

Okay sir.. I now get you... Sorry for the misunderstanding
Romance / Re: Funication Is Just A Means The Devil Uses To Destroy Destinies. by TWOYANSH: 11:47am On May 14, 2017
chidi4sam:
. Romans section has to do with anything called sex. But if you can move it, I wouldn't mind.

Eez not only ROMANS SECTION grin grin... Itz REVELATION SECTION

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Sports / Re: Muslim Cleric Urges Fifa To Ban Christian Players From Making Sign Of The Cross by TWOYANSH: 11:43am On May 14, 2017
EMMANUEL ADEBAYOR OF REAL MADRID KE undecided

Mr. CLERIC...WE ARE NOT IN THE STONE AGE OOO

Stop religion discrimination
Romance / Re: What Is Happening Nowadays by TWOYANSH: 11:38am On May 14, 2017
if dem talk no... Una go still complain say dem too dey form

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Romance / Re: Funication Is Just A Means The Devil Uses To Destroy Destinies. by TWOYANSH: 11:35am On May 14, 2017
danielicon:


Lol... Really?? The world is very funny. When one tries so hard to make what is clearly a sin normal. If am correct, u are a Christian and u read the Bible and it was written clear. The same person that said stop using ur personal conviction on other people will go around critizing other people for sinning differently. I think we should stop deceiving ourselves. If you want to be Christian, be one fully, if not go do your thing.

It's even more funny when someone who is termed a Christian will critize the part of paying tithes and premarital sex and others yet will only claim and embrace only the ones that favour his lifestyle. I think Christianity should change someone, but nowadays people change Christianity. You come to a church to find out the pastor and 95% of the congregation do have premarital sex and have no plans to repent from it, yet when they see someone not going to church or being an atheist, they detest the person. But I tell u today. The world is a mess. Who is deceiving who

You're right.. ..nd so was she. For crying out loud, dz is a public forum and d OP wz wrong to post that here. Who is he to jump into conclusions BASED ON HIS EXPERIENCE?
Even in the Bible, there are a lot of people who engaged in what he's condemning here and still found favour in d sight of their God.

I'm not supporting premarital sex neither am i condemning it. Your opinion on a subject matter shouldn't be forced on anyone.
Romance / Re: Funication Is Just A Means The Devil Uses To Destroy Destinies. by TWOYANSH: 10:51am On May 14, 2017
geni340:
So because ur preek is withered and u dont enjoy sex anymore, u are now against sex before marriage abi
Pls carry ur yeye talk away from here, go out dia & learn how to handle a woman & teach ur preek hw to nod and stay strong. undecided

Chaiiii

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Romance / Re: Funication Is Just A Means The Devil Uses To Destroy Destinies. by TWOYANSH: 10:45am On May 14, 2017
thankz...CHIEF ADVISOR ON HEAVENLY AFFAIRS
Celebrities / Re: Scammers Using My Boobs To Deceive People –roman Goddess by TWOYANSH: 10:35am On May 14, 2017
sista, u are a SCAMMER urself

Religion / Re: Fifty Proofs That JESUS Is Not The Christ. by TWOYANSH: 9:01pm On May 11, 2017
why waste your time trying to proof He is not the Messiah?

He simply don't need your approval!!

You are so so wrong.. .. In short

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Celebrities / Re: Nelly Mbonu Gets A New Car (Photos) by TWOYANSH: 2:00pm On May 11, 2017
mary Kay make me fine

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Romance / Re: Please What Brand Of Beer Is This? by TWOYANSH: 11:02am On May 11, 2017
grin grin.... runs outta thread

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Romance / Re: Hello Guys I Would Like Some Info On Mr. Nairaland 2017 by TWOYANSH: 11:00am On May 11, 2017
dz op sef wan chop 50k

Romance / Re: Romance Section Selfie Challenge By Daviyjones Mr Nairaland 2017 by TWOYANSH: 10:58pm On May 10, 2017
Chilling

Romance / Re: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by TWOYANSH: 7:55pm On May 10, 2017
fernandobush:


And to be frank with you.... you didn't make sense when you typed TRASH

if u say so.. . But stop generalizing

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Romance / Re: Message For Nigerian Girls Who Think Big Yansh Is Everything (pic) by TWOYANSH: 7:52pm On May 10, 2017
so because adesua y@ns# flat come min....thatz banky's choice

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Romance / Re: Chai But Why Is This Girl In My Area Tempting Me by TWOYANSH: 7:48pm On May 10, 2017
coolestchris:

Almighty chidinma is the inspiration, the slayer of cucumbers

watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"


m eagerly anticipating "cucumber"

Romance / Re: Chai But Why Is This Girl In My Area Tempting Me by TWOYANSH: 7:43pm On May 10, 2017
coolestchris:
as in I can't stand any girl who wear tight clothes, I just wanna tear the cloth and start work but I don't endorse rape, I only do mutual sex

watch out for my new song titled "cucumber"

is that where u got the inspiration for ur new song "cucumber"

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