Simplyleo:
Human beings who have held reasonable positions of substance in the affairs of this country at one time or the other have commiserated on the death of COS to the president. 
Gej
Atiku 
FFK 
Reno and a host of others too numerous to mention. 

The useless inconsequential rants and curses of little things like ipob e-rats behind social media are of no meaning. 

To console their wacked perennial upbringing of hate anger and perdition, the useless rats say "majority of Nigerians" instead stating the reality "ipob miscreants". One of the rats is even saying Buhari is the next. Even if Buhari drop dead today, he has lived a life many NIGERIANS pray for, which may not be possible. 

RIP sir, Abba Kyari, and may God grant your family, friends and loved ones the fortitude to bear the loss.

Why couldn’t you just type RIP and go. Kmt

MadeBoy:
I'm a guy that likes my privacy reasons of my quality time to think and pray for hours. Because I face a lot of spiritual challenges. And my midnight prayers have been helping me. Most especially when I had a nightmare or anytime I woke up.

I will seal up my windows and doors while my AC is blasting high. And even when I raise up my voice it doesn't come out.

The government just extended the lockdown which is tiring. She came to my house and doesn't want to leave. I have so many debts on my head now and my yearly house rent is expiring soon. This is the period I need to be alone in prayers. The little I have now I am using it to take care of her which I would have uses for myself to prolong the suffering during this lockdown. Branch and carbon are sending me SMS to pay my loans.

My apartment is so cussing, chilling and so comfortable more than her house by far. Maybe reason she doesn't want to go. She will be disturbing me and dragging remot control with me. When I am watching TV she will just change it to nollywood drama.

I do want her to be coming and going. Not just to come and stay like she is doing now. I'm not use to this type of life unlike some of my friends.

Outside of all this, I do not see future with her just normal control things..

I have not been able to leave the house or do other personal private stuff.

I need her to go maybe coming on some weekends or when invited.

Omo carry your cross ooo!!

chuksstanlo:
Women gossip amongst themselves about sex even more than men. They go into more details. You know the size, how long you lasted, and so on.

Just pray that you satisfy your wife/girlfriend if not the way her friends will be making mockery of you. You won't like it. I'm telling you.

How would you feel If after having sex with your woman and she said to you i didn't cum, baby you are not satisfying me. It will hurt you right?

I know for a fact that most women are not that straightforward. Some will look for a way to tell you nicely in order not to destroy your ego.

Some women will not even tell you at all. They would rather lie to you and pretend then when you travel or go for work they would cheat on you with the gateman. LOL

No be work. The talk would be worse if you die on top of a woman. More like “waste man”

Ozid:
Good morning good people of Nairaland. I hope you all are doing great and keeping safe during this period of corona virus endemic..

Pls I need help!! My younger brother has been battling with a certain rash on his head since 2013. We keep on treating and after sometimes the rashes disappear and appear later.

He has used all kinds of creams and was even on pills to treat the rashes yet the rashes refuse to go. Pls is there anybody that knows the name of the rashes and how it can be treated because my younger brother is gradually losing his self-esteem because he can hardly go out without putting on cap to cover the area that is affected by the rashes.

Suggestions, criticism and possible solutions to the problem are welcomed. Doctors in the house your input will be highly appreciated. Attached below is a picture showing the true state of the affected areas

Pls mods move this to FP for wider coverage

Get hydrocortisone cream. It’s really effective at this small stage. It’s quite expensive but effective

Davash222:
It takes alot to be a Soldier but here, an average Nigerian soldier can't even kill a snake. Ordinary untrained boko boys do chase them out of battlefield and they will run and start blaming Government for not providing them with rockets, missiles and nuclear weapons.

But, they're well trained when it comes to oppressing innocent civilians.

Stop chatting shit about our soldiers. You have no idea of what a soldier goes through, talk more of the average Nigerian soldier.

Cheato64:
I and Oma have dated for more than 2yrs, I intend getting married to her. When we started dating she told me from onset her genotype is AS. I taught I was AA because I did the test when I was like 10yrs.

We decided to go for HIV test just to be sure even though we had unprotected sex. On doing the HIV test, the attendance whom we didn't ask, checked our genotype, performed all the test because she taught we were couple and since it's an Anglican Church hospital and we came together, it means we are planning to get married.

The result came out HIV negative for both of us, blood group O+, while she's AB and genotype we were both AS. She insist we call it off, 2yrs courtship just like that.

Oma is a nicest person I have ever known after my mom, she takes care of me, I eat healthy, I don't repeat clothes both inner and outer wears. She makes sure I work out regularly, I don't do house chores yet my friends envy me whenever they come visiting.

Name any good thing Oma has it. Now Oma has moved on but I can't, I kept on looking for a lady like Oma, now I understand why most men talk trash about Nigerian women (no offense) and when I meet a lady the first thing I ask is her genotype.

I can recall I asked a lady her genotype even before asking for her name. I can't keep a relationship all I think about is my sweet Oma. She has moved on so she claim but we still talk and she told me she has a man right now even though we still sextexting, we talk how much we miss each other it's been over 6 months since we last saw, she relocated to delta while am in Enugu.

I invited her which she decline but invited me which I accepted I intend going this weekend and I will ask her to marry me, if we get married there is a possibility our first 2 children won't carry the sickle cell anemia. My friend is telling me not to do it but my mind is made up.

Do the test again at a different hospital

Holywizard:
Look out what we found and killed tonight.
Who can tell me the specie of this snake?
By the way, snake pepper soup is on its way

WHY DOES NAIRALAND KEEP ALLOWING POST OF DEAD SNAKES? ITS BECOMING SICKENING NOW

Mensah007:


haa, abeg i need advise pls.

Bruv, don’t sweat. There are a lot of things ahead. Your break through may come sooner than you think. Oga leave woman hustle.

emonis88:

Dat y a man has to try and be strong. This does not mean physical strength.

How you won strong reach Na!!! Even the strongest man in history (Samson) was not strong enough.

healthserve:



That's if you ever catch them. One thing though is dip in energy. Any moment there's a dip in energy/attitude/time together forget it, she has either cheated or on her way to or scheming her way to carry out her lusts

A mans world is not easy fam. Most times we men feel the drop in energy but that apple is very controlling in ways we can never understand.

healthserve:



All cheating men are learning when compared with cheating women in terms of cheating. A woman can be in your front, yet be cheating somewhere in Congo at the same time

Lol, so true. We should also acknowledge their killer move ( CROCODILE TEARS)

Sandra8:
why men cheat is a complicated question that needs answering. It is important to note that men cheat for various reasons so a single answer cannot exhaust the question.

Men though cheat for various underlying factors, know this factors and PREVENT a potential cheater from cheating on you. I believe in prevention being better than cure.

P. S: Women should realize that men find us ALLURING in all our different shapes and sizes and colors too. It takes a strong willed man with self control to withstand the urge of his testosterone to cheat. So therefore all men are liable to cheat.

Women should realize that for most boys to transition to a Man they believe they must sleep with a woman. That reasoning alone pushes small boys barely up to 15 years to start wooing girls around, seeking love but in a guise to have sex (this is where he first learns how to cheat by lying about his true feelings) . And for a man to transition to THE MAN, he must be an expert in getting girls and sleeping with them. This drives a man to increase his body count to get bragging rights and sexual prowess than his peers (this is what drives most men to start cheating).

Another factor is the fact that men are very curious beings. They like to explore. Men wants to know what it feels like to be with a dark babe, a fair babe, a slim babe, a curvy babe, a busty babe etc. It's not fair I know but don't weep yet.

I'll take this two factors for now and show how we can exploit the loop holes in their reasoning.

Always try to ascertain a man's body count before you try to settle for him. It will save you headaches with cheating. There are two major ways to find out. Direct and indirect methods. You ask him directly his body count, guys will generally increase their body count by as much as 5 girls to make their resume look good (so try deleting at least 5 extra partners from the figure he gives you) or indirect method by ascertaining from his looks, wealth, social influence how many ladies he could have attracted and dated in the past. I prefer this method.
This information is very useful in knowing a cheat or potential cheat. If he has a large body count and he is below 25 years, girlfriend run he is just a f*ck boy and still a cheat. But if he has a large body count and is in his 30's chances are he WAS a cheat and a f*ck boy. But note he is still a potential cheat. Alpha males appeal to me as a lady, and all alpha males are potential cheats so caution has to be applied before settling with one.
A guy without any body count or a low body count usually have no game. But are still potential cheats, so never settle for them for body count reasons alone.

And knowing men are naturally curious, wanting to explore all the shapes and sizes women comes in, to keep him in check ensures you milk his resources (money and time). With extra or loads of money men can easily cheat on you.
With excess free time men can also cheat on you, so rob him of one or the two if possible and he will have two options. Stay with you or break up with you to go and cheat outside. A man who truly loves you will pick the former, he will stay with you. He doesn't mind investing his money in his woman because he sees you guys having and sharing a future together, he won't even mind spending loads of his time with you (time he would normally spend cheating on you).
So here is how to not get played by men.

Stay tuned for more.

Cc
Funmmyastic
Guest007
Seun

The truth is women are better cheat. Period

Nigerians and our too know. Apart from “o God of creation” how many of us learnt it and practice the 2nd part.

SLAP44:
When you hear Festus keyamu talking like a market woman, you will think he knows how to sing the national anthem?

Shame on you Keyamu for not reciting what your grand child can recite.

If not that the Senate leader saved your blushes, this man would have sang Oliver De coque today.

Christ did not write any letter.

PrecisionFx:



The bible book of revelation is just a twisted book with no known meaning.

True, plus Jesus never wrote any letter

imam07:
Do I need to read history, when I know when it happened.

Then get your facts right. America stopped playing with Iran when Mohammad Reza Shah was overthrown and killed

imam07:
You are the slowpoke here. Dont you think if Iran should have the power the US has, the world is in trouble. I don't know why all u guy use to side these terrorist countries. If most of these arab countries are strong like US, Isreal, Britain, Russia etc, the world will not be at peace.
Iran does not have power to invade other country that is d reason they can't do it. Is this not this same US who rescue Iran from Iraqi oppression in many years back. Now Iran have forgotten that.

Omg!!! You really need to read your history. Only Iran stood alone in that war. Nobody helped them.

Clearance did a great job on the video