₦airaland Forum

mitchyy:
Hey sis. Don't mind us jare. I can't even pinpoint why exactly I always forget pop in here even when I promise to. Hope you are good?

I miss this thread a lot.

Tyconcepts, liftedhands, has another missionary journey started?

Lolzzzzzzzzz...... Which journey be that Mitchyy you should be waddling by now though..... Mr Hans needs a playmate.

zaynie:
Bet why are you behaving like this na?
Did that Osogbo boy bring weed for you this hot afternoon again

It's only Bariga weed that can do this



Kikikikikikikikkkkiiiikkkk

enkaydewdrop:
Liftedhands, why?

Why you do this to me? Ehn Liftedpreek!!!
Why?

KikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikI kikikikikikikikikikikikiki....

Dem go say I don come again.

Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki

This has turn X-rated...... Lemme reverse back before I get corrupted.

Giddyperson:
lol I'm coming. There's no separate thread for kpekus. She's saying we should have thread kpekus day on this thread just like there's a day for posting bumps or baby pictures.

Oh!
Don't mind me jare. So which day was earmarked for it? Catching up with this thread issa big something.

Oluwa provide a Honda

All I see is the height

ahnie:
Yes nau.....lets have a particular day for thread kpekus.it doesn't matter if you are sexually active or not.

Lets discuss issues,and also educate those upcoming kpekus enthusiasts.

So what says all?
Cc:
Proudmum38
Enkaydewdrops
Zaynie
Tyconcepts
iomoge
Mitchyy
Hunniesuzie
Giddyperson
Chanbaby
Sassyangel
Alphahandmaiden
Lioha
Naomi14
Rhemy2013
Poshestmina
Trendytessy
Benignasweety(crown � kween of kpekus)
Peggygee
Jazzyjazz
MoyosBkoy123
queensnow
queenhecate

Cc all mamas

Ahnie where is this thread I wanna pray on it

PS : Quoting all the monikers was intentional. I'm in my house.... Coman beat me

I go love oooooo

Lessons

MumIbeji:
Come and see what the Lord has done for me /3x
If it were to be man I will really pay



Yaaaaaaayyyyy It's a BFP
I can't just stop crying..


Miracle BFP awaits every mama on this thread

Congrats darling

Kudibaby..... Congrats too.

Smooth ride all through.

Liftedhands:
Winners please I got a revelation last night that the recharge card given to winners is not ordinary o! It comes with a BFP! Will you turn down a such gifts? CAPITAL NO!

So please we know it's small but the sake of sportsmanship and egging this forum on PLEASE! Claim your gifts! By so doing you also wish the donator a BFP or whatever they seek God for.

Pweetimii I wanted to say this yesterday but didn't want to appear bias or siding a participant YOU LOOK GORGEOUS AND FABULOUS! (I know my other lovelies here will be jerosing ) you have beautiful smile too.

I know you have donated your prize for next week contest please come back and take it! By the grace of God you will use it to call family to announce your BFP.

Pweeti.babe and Omoju.dy please I beg you darlings in the name of God come and claim your prizes!

Ben.igna you have yours already God bless you for accepting and participating!

Legends.mother Padi mi God bless you very plenty for spearheading this! It may have had little bumps here and there (well na the bump sef we all dey find) it was truly timely and well thought. Something to take the drag of TTC off our minds! You are very blessed kisses muchos


Other contestant you girls are equally beautiful I guess the too runners had the advantage of time! That is posting early. Try and post early next Sunday!

I think the posting time should be start earlier than 12? So those going to church or have other activities can do that and still come back to join the campaign!
I'm just suggesting sha.

Have you all a great day and blessed week.

Breakfast anybody? Come and join me

If the prizes are still uncollected..... Just give it to those that needs it..... I nominate myself, myself and myself again.

Good luck

Birth brings good tidings.

Photo of the mother to the first Itsekiri president....

I don't have a routine ( maybe I will when I no longer remember my bank balance ).....

Soap : I use to be big on BISMID body wash but right now any soap goes.

Body cream : Coconut oil.

Make up products : I'm not a freak on make up but when I do I use MK foundation (there is so many fake of this though), Classic powder, BH day and night eyeshadow, lip gloss is my thing, there is this matte lippie I'm stuck on too, ELF massacre saves me from the stress fixing eyelashes causes me and whatever other funky stuff I can throw in.

I have had my eyebrows tattooed for about 6yrs now and even renewed it about 4yrs ago (it's one of my regrets sha) though it helps me bother less about getting my eyebrows right when I'm going out as I can just shave the hair I'm grooming on top the tattoo and off I go.

PS : My pink lips are natural So freak not and just indulge in kissing more to attain this if you like

zaynie:
Let me open this contest with my ever beautiful self.

Beauty regimen:
Wake up, bathe with the family soap (Dudu osun or Zest soap)
Use coconut oil (love the smell( mixed with Easy tone jojoba oil (to moisturize) and rescue oil (to remove scars and stretch marks: it's working!). All oil based cos I have dry skin.
No powder or foundation
Kohl to line my lower eye line.
Black eye pencil to make my eyes darker and smoky.
Red lip stainer. What we call matte.
No lip gloss
No carved brows, natural eyebrows






PS: I need recommendations for a good hair removal cream, my bearbear is getting too much ....i can feel moustache crawling up sef

Almost kissing my screen (homo intended... Call the popo).... I'm tempted to invite the vaseline crew....Damn!!!

Rhiya:
hello....i just tried to create an account now....the last part of the form is asking for National ID Number(NIN) i dont understand that part please

NIN ====> National Identification Number. Every 18 and above Nigerian is expected to have that number. Go to the Local Government Secteriat close to you and get registered. You will need that number for even when processing the business name and other stuffs.

I started my business name registration yesterday using the directions from this thread and by today my business name has being approved. I'm going further to register the business name later today and take it step by step till all is done.

dahmie2013:
Left u guys 4 everyday novelas on facebk. Dis thread is deserted!

Lolzzzzzzzzz.....you can bring the fun from there to here naaaa. No-one is being paid to keep this thread running so you can help too.

Very educative.... We need more of this lecture.

ahnie:
Tyconcepts I just dash(ed) you so much likes....please use it judiciously.


Babe haw you de Na....E don teey ooh how your lungu dey?

Pls pop in and say hi.

Darling darling darling!!! I like, liked, liketh you baje baje!!!

NwaAmaikpe:


Once I saw Agbarho I gave up.


Anything goes in that town,
A town where somebody roasted his rival alive and ate him up in the full glare of the people.

Are you a native

CALAMITY BEFALL MY NEIGHBORHOOD AT THE EARLY HOURS OF TODAY.
By AKASE JUDE SAATER.
It was 5:30 am when a neighbor came nocking on my door , SAATER! Saater!! Saater , I asked mama what happen? . she answered, come with me and see some thing.
I followed her to a house where hundreds of people were already standing . What has happened? , I was told two girls from the same mother were burnt to death.
How it stated.
Three girls from the same mother have been staying in the same room . they leave the village to school in makurdi.
The elderly one often leave the room in the night to his boy friend house . she always find it difficult to come back into to the room quietly as it always take several nocks and time for the younger ones to open the room for her. Some thing she is not at home with.
So yesterday, according to her, she locked the door outside with a padlock around 12 something am and head to his boy friend house with the aim of coming back early as usual.
Like I told you earlier , I was there around 5:47am with mama , the the two girls where dead lying covered in there room.
Fire whose source could not be determined had burn the mattress where the too other girls where sleeping . one of them lack oxygen and died instantly why the other tried to open the door but couldn't as the door was locked outside.
A good neighbor who came quite early spoiled the door and found the other one dead why the other had little breath and was rushed to the hospital but it was too late already.
Her dead body were returned home immediately without delay and placed side by side to her late sister.
The lady returned from her boy friends house close to six O'Clock
and met hundreds of people in his house .
A man asked, where have you gone? , the lady replied what I did not hear but later went in to found her two sisters dead.
The boy friend came around and receive the beaten of his life , the girl whose age can not be more than 16 by my own assessment told the crowed not to beat the little guy.
The girls school mate visited and it was cry all over . what a tragedy.
The girls parents arrived later and the dead bodies have since been taken to the village for burial. it is really a mystery how the fire came in to the room.

May God help us all


cc : lalasticlala

Charity abi investment

Boys don vex

Go look for your own fame boy

They can't steal that smile I have known for years.

A hospital, company, school or skills acquisition centre would have being better.....

Teach them how to fish.

Apologies long over due.....