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mccoy47:


Meanwhile


A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Naija to U. S. A . he agreed and carried dem in his plane.

Every place was so noisy.

Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said "pls can u teach me how to fly the aeroplane"?

The pilot replied, I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise (knowing that he can't do it).

The mad man went in, after some minutes, every where was silent as if an angel entered the plane.

After some minutes the mad man came back and told the pilot that everywhere was cool now.

The pilot became happy and asked what did you do to them that made them to keep calm.

The mad man replied, I opened the door for them to go and play outside.

The pilot fainted.

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Old piece of poo joke..

na new jokes sure pass

make I pitch tent here, ,

Abeg who hol popcorn may e gemme small

what else can I say

I Give it up to *absu*

ElsonMorali:
I just pity the youths of this generation.
Blessing and praying for their tormentors.

I pity for the black race.

Sapphire86:
Why should i fantasize about sex when my mates are dining with presidents and doing something constructive with their lives?

like being the presidential personal escort (PPE)
I wish you well though [quote author=Sapphire86 post=54685826]

Benekruku:





Sheeples will say they have gone to hire another prostitute when it's glaring that Suleman is a pervert!

did you read the piece @all or u just want to spill shit. what makes him a pervert? whereas the girl can't provide a concrete evidence to show for? what does she know been held in bondage! and why was she trying all possible best to retrieve what she calmed her uncle sent to PREMIER TIMES, don't always be quick to judge..i heard Nigerians like seeing the downfall of another!!!! it's BAd

I tired!! I tired!!
somebody pls help me with that tiger picture ontop tree

Sapphire86:
Fantasize about zuckerberg or sex??

Zuckerberg gat Wify!! sex ah mean

Sapphire86:
So zuckerberg likes chuku chuku like this

Like say u no der always fantasize on am always

Am I the only noticing she looks MASCULINE


She resembles MAN

Am I the only noticing she looks MASCULINE

Hhmmmmm stil watching

Kenyans trademark,dont tel me it ain't them..see the guy face like shit!

Alexander001:
Good for him. We can't find our secondary school classmates
on social
media anymore because "Ngozi Kate Okeke" is
now "La Candy Katty Crush".
Jennifer Nonye Nwabueze is now " Mhiz Nonny
QueenBerry Diva
.
While
Emeka Gideon Mmadu is now "Xclusive King

This got my ribss cracking. it madee my day

e be like say my class captain that time that bear okoro ugochukwu now answers "daddy yo"

veekid:
Kogi state Governor wan fúck Mercy Johnson ni

Must you always display your immunity on SOCIAL media

sarrki:
He's a thug
Also a tout

those outstanding what made him the people"s man

wellmax:
Things I hear from South East makes me fear

Shut the Bleep UP.

oluwayimika123:
HE WHO COMES TO EQUITY MUST COME WITH CLEAN HANDS

This aint a matter of whether he did dose in 2016 or 2000

Their are evidences against his integrity or is dre any law d@ MAKES an IMMORAL ACT COMMITTED IN D PREVIOUS YEAR automatically clean in a new year

Weldone sir

Oga u mean IMMORAL SIN like shuking saraki wife?

kayo80:
Hmm!

I just want the head nothing more
OOOUUu
I can never loose what do you thought

He is going places.
even went to BBN

yteds:
this is food for the Vaseline crew

sir,pls which people are called the vaseline crew

Ony if there were jobs in our capital territory.

thonyrule:
we are there, you can now modify your post

This hot sun effects na my side e don carry you reach

Only IMpossible is POSSIBLE In Nigeria.

Our Yam eaters. time to vomit the yam is here.

what is efcc waiting for they should stil extract her from uk jailed if finally jailed down to Nigeria to kirikiri

Cute baby!
who be the mama?

Make una carry this hot rice go Frontpage


food don done!