₦airaland Forum

TreasuredLeidy:
OK. u av been noticed

TreasuredLeidy:
.wetin he dey Cook so? d sight is not inviting.

D bobo is handsome Sha, kudos if truly u can Cook well with dis ur handsomeness. even if u r nt dat rich, make u just get small change. chaii e don finish 4 d ladies

Jesusloveyou:
what the custom did is bad. But those traders add curry to the story. Their money did not loss

ybalogs:
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup are all over their robes, hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing,
they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are beer bottles all over the clouds, some
aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their
hairstyles.The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel.
Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil.
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the....!, hold on one minute.
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do
for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute,"
and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned
and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put
the fire out,and now they are trying to install air conditioning!
They even bribed my guys!!"

ybalogs:
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup are all over their robes, hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold; some folk are walking around with one wing,
they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are beer bottles all over the clouds, some
aren't even wearing their halos, saying it doesn't fit with their
hairstyles.The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel.
Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil.
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? What the....!, hold on one minute.
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do
for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute,"
and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't belieee.....hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned
and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Nigerians put
the fire out,and now they are trying to install air conditioning!
They even bribed my guys!!"

Jeromejnr:
I pray your eyes open eventually.
Oh I pray.

omenkaLives:
You see the idiots. Always the first to take a shot, when they get served, they run to the internet to bleet all over the place like a goat that lost its kid.

Smh.

PaulKillerman:
A military camouflage is worn by anybody in other parts of the world without worries, what us wrong with the Nigerian soldiers that they won't concentrate on the more pressing issues of national importance....

Black's and foolishness are insepereable

sodsak:
imagine,the sick pastor cannot heal himself, and some gullible fools in Nigeria will go to his crusade looking for healing....do pastors fall sick too??

Benignasweety:
My special Valentine goes to my heartbeat and my hubby for life King Tydi.
To special maamas like Nwarosa, Iomoge2, Amjane, Orirebaby, Loisemm, Mummykyrti, Curvilicious, Jazzyjazz,Flowerlady01 to mention but a few. Happy Valentine's day

sarrki:
Wailers will collapse

bujy:
Zambia and Zimbabwe are different countries

bujy:
Zambia and Zimbabwe are different countries

bujy:
Zambia and Zimbabwe are different countries

AntiWailer:
No wonder you cnt release a track to save your life.
Your reasoning is extremely low.

Valfrankie:
Only thing is, there are more god of men in Nigeria than men of God and each fighting for relevance to draw the crowd. what better way do you think is there to do that than to Aline with popular opinion and hope your predictions are correct. I personally do not give a flying Phuck about the president, home or abroad it makes no difference, but let no one pull a stunt with public sentiment using God as shield.