₦airaland Forum

I will give her the opportunity to cook for me. What gift is greater or more romantic than to trust a woman with my stomach; my beloved sensitive stomach?

Suzyky4u:
My dear tell her o. Any time I read comments on any tread and there's any tribalistic, derogatory or abusive comment, guess whose name I see...
That one too go live with man for house? Men are in trouble o.

Lol. May God help the man. I really pity him.

AyokunleRuth:
am not saying anything too


how u doing?

I'm fine, thank you ma. And you? How your side? How business? Hope the dollars are rolling in?

elantraceey:
I doubt if he will ever have a cause/opportunity to do so (i'm not in any way saying i'm perfect) but if he does that will mark the end of our relationship.

I actually believe you. Can't say the same for many ladies.

OP I think you need to add one more condition. If the guy is a rich guy who spends on her (taking care of her - according to ladies), would she go ahead?

I have met only a few Naija babes who would walk away from that relationship.

Lol. Don't you dare mention it. Fight can start. Just accept them like that.

AyokunleRuth:
i gat that

I'm innocent.... Don't know what you're talking about.

ireneony:
lies! have you ever visit the international airport in Lagos? that place is not suppose to be call an airport. . is a big embarrassment to Nigeria

Hmmm!

ireneony:
Why always Lagos ....
I can't stand Lagos
What do anyone expect from the most dirtiest state in Nigeria

Hmmm

3cycle:
That man's tummy is indeed an amusement park.it will keep me laughing all day looking at it.
Where is Tymax?

I will soon have my six packs

Medunah:
lol,wetin b ur own? na u i wan give?

On behalf of my fellow guy, I hereby reject that gift.

Boxer and singlet? Say wetin? Gold wristwatch is there. PlayStation is there. H&C shirt dey there. But you want to buy Singlet.

Why.

Give Nigerians a taste of power and watch them lord it over others. Why did he assault the woman? Why would they jump into a car like theives? Well, they are only copying their big brothers- the police.

Medunah:
funny but very thoughtful

@topic, singlet & boxers

Please please please!!!!! What's that?

Just hold am.

INEC has offended our ladies. But let us be patriotic. Let us dedicate our val celebration to the prosperity of the nation.

One Nigeria.

Danhumprey:
Beat your girlfriend,treat her like a piece of shìt and believe me,she won't leave you.

Weird,right?

But that's how most girls are programmed/wired.

Unfortunately, you are well above 50% correct. Ladies think good guys are sissies.

I stopped wondering why brutes get the nice, persevering chicks. One of the puzzles of life.

bjdon:
They said the same about Putin, Gaddafi and Saddam. No big deal, I don't care what the west says they only have their own interest in mind.

Please show me one voter in the US or UK who decided to vote for a candidate based on the views of the Nigerian Vanguard or Punch or Thisday. Why do we always raise these people to some god like level, where their word is law and we must obey?

I am still undecided but leaning towards voting Buhari, however I vote thought will be based on my assessment of the candidates and what they I feel they can do for the country, I will not be influenced by foreign media or politicians.

I am sure GEJ will never want to be classified with those names you mentioned. Even the controversial Fayose would not want his name listed along with those rulers.

AyokunleRuth:
sorry am afraid of heights.

My boyfriend wouldn't risk it

unless he wants to fall too

So you are saying you don't trust him. Well done.

elantraceey:
Na, instead i break records

Interesting.

elantraceey:

hope you are not a heartbreaker.

That's right. In addition, many of us don't want to accept that love is built/grown and not just "found". In the beginning it can never be as deep. It needs to be nurtured deliberately.

If he is wealthy the lady will take it as part of life's "tribulations and trials", convincing herself that patience is a virtue. Rubbish. I have no pity for ladies who remain in abusive relationships.

Let her be asking question for the gods.

His generation did a lot of age falsification because birth certificates were not common as many villagers still preferred to give birth at home with traditional midwives.

This hardly means much considering the fact that GEJ is naturally elusive.

AAlozie:
I'm a Nigerian no more, so it's not my bizness. Jamaica, here I come! Bomboclaaaat man!

So you don disown naija . just like that?

Just look at the conspiracy theories flying everywhere. Nairalanders can write movie o.

The OP is in dire need of an English Comprehension course. Those of you who wrote rubbish on the first page should also learn to read. Use your brain before you grow old.

It's just like the ruckus about Islamic banking. It is a system that doesn't involve the religion of Islam; a simple alternative to typical capitalist practices.

Read and learn.

Some ladies want to eat their cake and have it; leading guys on and crying foul. They would never state this rule until they've collected substantial amounts of money and gifts and when they guy begins to make a move in tandem with his natural urges they act surprised and disappointed. Scam.

State your stand on sex early in a relationship. Adults know that relationships may involve sex so ladies should not claim ignorance. Declare your disposition on the matter before chopping money.

Mathematical:
WAS BORN SINGLE

elantraceey:
Simply because i want to be.

Nice. Potential toastees.

Gentlemen, gear up.

Mynd44:
Governments do not post date letters. They write the date it was sent out and when you get it, you get it. They don't care when you get it. Things like post dating letters bite governments in the backside so they don't even attempt it.

Stop defending the unreasonable abeg

Man, it's obvious you have not received such letters before. They are ALWAYS postdated because of the delay in delivery. I received one just like that in the first week of this month and it was dated 30th of January.

Is this a response? His firm is the issue not his residence. PDP just cannot have issue-based arguments. Too many thugs running that party.

AyokunleRuth:
was just asking a question joor

And u kept asking and asking. Tough babe.

AyokunleRuth:
you are not answering my question either. What will u think of her?

Lol. You be lawyer?

AyokunleRuth:
finish that statement and i will punch you from here

Smh. With that biscuit bone hand?