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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Romantic Gift? by Tymax(m): 11:29pm On Jan 30, 2015
I will give her the opportunity to cook for me. What gift is greater or more romantic than to trust a woman with my stomach; my beloved sensitive stomach?
Crime / Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by Tymax(m): 11:24pm On Jan 30, 2015
Suzyky4u:


My dear tell her o. Any time I read comments on any tread and there's any tribalistic, derogatory or abusive comment, guess whose name I see...
That one too go live with man for house? Men are in trouble o.
Lol. May God help the man. I really pity him.

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Crime / Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by Tymax(m): 11:21pm On Jan 30, 2015
AyokunleRuth:

am not saying anything too lipsrsealed


how u doing?
I'm fine, thank you ma. And you? How your side? How business? Hope the dollars are rolling in?
Romance / Re: Ladies If Ur Boyfriend Slaps U Will U Still Marry Him by Tymax(m): 11:19pm On Jan 30, 2015
elantraceey:
I doubt if he will ever have a cause/opportunity to do so (i'm not in any way saying i'm perfect) but if he does that will mark the end of our relationship.
I actually believe you. cool Can't say the same for many ladies.
Romance / Re: Ladies If Ur Boyfriend Slaps U Will U Still Marry Him by Tymax(m): 11:18pm On Jan 30, 2015
OP I think you need to add one more condition. If the guy is a rich guy who spends on her (taking care of her - according to ladies), would she go ahead?

I have met only a few Naija babes who would walk away from that relationship.

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Romance / Re: A Million Dollar Question: How Do Tell Someone He/she Has Body Odour? by Tymax(m): 11:15pm On Jan 30, 2015
Lol. Don't you dare mention it. grin Fight can start. Just accept them like that. grin
Crime / Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by Tymax(m): 11:10pm On Jan 30, 2015
AyokunleRuth:

i gat that grin
embarassed I'm innocent.... Don't know what you're talking about. lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by Tymax(m): 11:08pm On Jan 30, 2015
ireneony:
lies! have you ever visit the international airport in Lagos? that place is not suppose to be call an airport. . is a big embarrassment to Nigeria
Hmmm! lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: ASP Escapes Mob Lynching After He Raped 9-yr-old Girl by Tymax(m): 11:00pm On Jan 30, 2015
ireneony:
Why always Lagos ....
I can't stand Lagos
What do anyone expect from the most dirtiest state in Nigeria undecided
Hmmm lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Does Six Packs Abs Mean Anything To Naija Babes? by Tymax(m): 8:51pm On Jan 30, 2015
3cycle:
That man's tummy is indeed an amusement park.it will keep me laughing all day looking at it.
Where is Tymax?
grin I will soon have my six packs
Romance / Re: What Gift Can You Buy For Your Love Ones On Valentine's Day? by Tymax(m): 9:25pm On Jan 29, 2015
Medunah:

lol,wetin b ur own? na u i wan give?
On behalf of my fellow guy, I hereby reject that gift.

Boxer and singlet? Say wetin? angry Gold wristwatch is there. PlayStation is there. H&C shirt dey there. But you want to buy Singlet.

Why.
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Beats An Official Of War Against Indiscipline (WAI) In Benin (Pics) by Tymax(m): 9:20pm On Jan 29, 2015
Give Nigerians a taste of power and watch them lord it over others. Why did he assault the woman? Why would they jump into a car like theives? Well, they are only copying their big brothers- the police.

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Romance / Re: What Gift Can You Buy For Your Love Ones On Valentine's Day? by Tymax(m): 9:08pm On Jan 29, 2015
Medunah:

funny but very thoughtful

@topic, singlet & boxers tongue
Please please please!!!!! What's that? angry

Just hold am.
Romance / Re: What Gift Can You Buy For Your Love Ones On Valentine's Day? by Tymax(m): 9:06pm On Jan 29, 2015
INEC has offended our ladies. grin But let us be patriotic. Let us dedicate our val celebration to the prosperity of the nation. grin

One Nigeria.
Romance / Re: How A Lady Should Be Treated In Relationship. by Tymax(m): 8:52pm On Jan 29, 2015
Danhumprey:
Beat your girlfriend,treat her like a piece of shìt and believe me,she won't leave you.

Weird,right?

But that's how most girls are programmed/wired.
Unfortunately, you are well above 50% correct. Ladies think good guys are sissies.

I stopped wondering why brutes get the nice, persevering chicks. One of the puzzles of life.
Politics / Re: Is This Not An Insult To Nigerian Government And Its Citizens? by Tymax(m): 4:34pm On Jan 29, 2015
bjdon:
They said the same about Putin, Gaddafi and Saddam. No big deal, I don't care what the west says they only have their own interest in mind.

Please show me one voter in the US or UK who decided to vote for a candidate based on the views of the Nigerian Vanguard or Punch or Thisday. Why do we always raise these people to some god like level, where their word is law and we must obey?

I am still undecided but leaning towards voting Buhari, however I vote thought will be based on my assessment of the candidates and what they I feel they can do for the country, I will not be influenced by foreign media or politicians.
I am sure GEJ will never want to be classified with those names you mentioned. Even the controversial Fayose would not want his name listed along with those rulers.
Romance / Re: PHOTO: Can You Trust Your Man This Far? by Tymax(m): 4:25pm On Jan 29, 2015
AyokunleRuth:
sorry am afraid of heights.

My boyfriend wouldn't risk it grin

unless he wants to fall too tongue

So you are saying you don't trust him. Well done.
Romance / Re: Question For The Day by Tymax(m): 4:19pm On Jan 29, 2015
elantraceey:


Na, instead i break records wink
grin Interesting.
Romance / Re: Question For The Day by Tymax(m): 9:35am On Jan 29, 2015
elantraceey:



grin grin
wink hope you are not a heartbreaker.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Some People Never Truly Find Love. by Tymax(m): 9:33am On Jan 29, 2015
That's right. In addition, many of us don't want to accept that love is built/grown and not just "found". In the beginning it can never be as deep. It needs to be nurtured deliberately.

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Romance / Re: Abuse Before Marriage, Should I Leave?????? by Tymax(m): 9:27am On Jan 29, 2015
If he is wealthy the lady will take it as part of life's "tribulations and trials", convincing herself that patience is a virtue. Rubbish. I have no pity for ladies who remain in abusive relationships.

Let her be asking question for the gods.

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Politics / Re: New Facts Show President Jonathan’s Age Falsification by Tymax(m): 8:46am On Jan 29, 2015
His generation did a lot of age falsification because birth certificates were not common as many villagers still preferred to give birth at home with traditional midwives.

This hardly means much considering the fact that GEJ is naturally elusive.
Politics / Re: New Facts Show President Jonathan’s Age Falsification by Tymax(m): 8:42am On Jan 29, 2015
AAlozie:
I'm a Nigerian no more, so it's not my bizness. Jamaica, here I come! Bomboclaaaat man!
So you don disown naija . just like that? grin

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Politics / Re: We Saw Helicopters Dropping Arms, Food For Boko Haram – Idps by Tymax(m): 8:38am On Jan 29, 2015
Just look at the conspiracy theories flying everywhere. Nairalanders can write movie o.
Politics / Re: Feb 14th 1985 Buhari Praised Islamic Enonomics (with Pic) by Tymax(m): 8:17am On Jan 29, 2015
The OP is in dire need of an English Comprehension course. Those of you who wrote rubbish on the first page should also learn to read. Use your brain before you grow old.

It's just like the ruckus about Islamic banking. It is a system that doesn't involve the religion of Islam; a simple alternative to typical capitalist practices.

Read and learn.
Romance / Re: Tired Of This No Sex Talk From Ladies. Think About It. by Tymax(m): 8:08am On Jan 29, 2015
Some ladies want to eat their cake and have it; leading guys on and crying foul. They would never state this rule until they've collected substantial amounts of money and gifts and when they guy begins to make a move in tandem with his natural urges they act surprised and disappointed. Scam.

State your stand on sex early in a relationship. Adults know that relationships may involve sex so ladies should not claim ignorance. Declare your disposition on the matter before chopping money.
Romance / Re: Question For The Day by Tymax(m): 7:55am On Jan 29, 2015
Mathematical:
WAS BORN SINGLE tongue

elantraceey:
Simply because i want to be.

Nice. Potential toastees. grin

Gentlemen, gear up.
Politics / Re: Agbaje’s Response To Fashola’s Tax Indictment by Tymax(m): 7:51am On Jan 29, 2015
Mynd44:

Governments do not post date letters. They write the date it was sent out and when you get it, you get it. They don't care when you get it. Things like post dating letters bite governments in the backside so they don't even attempt it.

Stop defending the unreasonable abeg
Man, it's obvious you have not received such letters before. They are ALWAYS postdated because of the delay in delivery. I received one just like that in the first week of this month and it was dated 30th of January.

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Politics / Re: Agbaje’s Response To Fashola’s Tax Indictment by Tymax(m): 7:47am On Jan 29, 2015
Is this a response? His firm is the issue not his residence. PDP just cannot have issue-based arguments. Too many thugs running that party.

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies Like Sex But Pretend They Hate It In Relationships by Tymax(m): 11:03pm On Jan 28, 2015
AyokunleRuth:

was just asking a question joor
And u kept asking and asking. grin Tough babe.
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies Like Sex But Pretend They Hate It In Relationships by Tymax(m): 10:54pm On Jan 28, 2015
AyokunleRuth:

you are not answering my question either. What will u think of her?
Lol. You be lawyer?
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Ladies Like Sex But Pretend They Hate It In Relationships by Tymax(m): 7:55pm On Jan 28, 2015
AyokunleRuth:

finish that statement and i will punch you from here
Smh. With that biscuit bone hand?

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