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Jokes EtcRe: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by Tymax(m): 1:01pm On Jan 12, 2015
dorlapoh20:
how older are u than i am
cheesy cheesy fa fa faaaa foul!
RomanceRe: ** 4 Wrong Places To Look For A Wife*** by Tymax(m): 12:29pm On Jan 12, 2015
Rapmoney:
I don't need to mention NL. Why do you look for case when there is none?
Lol. Okay boss.
RomanceRe: I'm Tired And Done!!!!!!! by Tymax(m): 8:11am On Jan 12, 2015
My, abeg calm down. grin No need to hurl insults at the ladies. Not their fault. It's the work of the devil...I think.
RomanceRe: Relationship Advice: Are You A Remote Control? by Tymax(m): 8:06am On Jan 12, 2015
Remote control... Lol grin
*singing* "She hold my remooooooooote o! Na so she dey control me, she dey condition me.... grin
RomanceRe: ** 4 Wrong Places To Look For A Wife*** by Tymax(m): 8:03am On Jan 12, 2015
At least he didn't mention nairaland.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: :o Man Undergoes Over 4,500 Piercings In EIGHT HOURS :o by Tymax(m): 4:15pm On Jan 11, 2015
shocked na real cray dude. 8 hours of pain; each needle with a fresh, piercing sting.... Chai!



pweetixandy:
I love body modifications..I have none but I have a feeling I would love it. I have a high threshold for pain.
Sweetie,... You're kidding, right? grin We're tailkng about 8 straight hours and not 5 or 7 but 4550 piercings!
RomanceRe: . by Tymax(m): 9:47am On Jan 11, 2015
Slickest:
Dude...y e dey pain u, life's a jungle whr only d survyvs nd d dull's head is served 4 breakfast...u travel abroad say mk she dey loyal..na olonsho full town nw, no tym 4 luv, naija girls no send u....face ur career nd b a success, impregnate 1 girl nd collect ur kid, no girl is worth it
Lmao cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Takes Couple's Place At Jonathan's Daughter's Wedding Picture by Tymax(m): 9:32am On Jan 11, 2015
Eziachi:
Will you call this, dinning with the enermy?
These are the same group of people too many of you fights over every single. Abuse each other because of them.
Here they are enjoying your commonwealth without you.
Obasanjo was invited, the so called enemy.
Where is your own invitation die hard GEJ fan?
This is a lesson. Don't fight each other over wicked men and women who careless about even your very existence.
Word!

A sound warning to those who want to give their lives for politicians this year. Nigerian politics is a grand play and the News Media is the stage.
RomanceRe: 7 Reasons Why Guys Prefer Bad Girls To Good Girls by Tymax(m): 8:16pm On Jan 09, 2015
dorlapoh20:
bad girls I love bad boys
FIXED. grin

Ah Dolapo! No wonder.
CelebritiesRe: NBC Restricts ‘shoki’ By Lil Kesh, Davido & Olamide To Be Aired Btw 10pm And 5am by Tymax(m): 8:55am On Jan 09, 2015
demelza:
Na now dem wake up from sleep after every nursery school pikin don already know the lyrics. undecided
grin
RomanceRe: Ladies: Do You Mix Up With Gay Guys Easier? by Tymax(m): 9:02pm On Jan 08, 2015
Girls are more comfortable around gays cos they know there is no risk of unnecessary "toasting".

I have always wondered if there is a big difference between "effeminate and gay."
RomanceRe: GUYZ ! Can U Woo Your Boss ?? by Tymax(m): 8:45pm On Jan 08, 2015
Lol @ Igboya.

Hmmm, I may consider wooing her if she shows me a corresponding green light. grin But it's not ethical anyway.
RomanceRe: Mistakes Ladies Make In A Relationship by Tymax(m): 8:38pm On Jan 08, 2015
xynerise:
Over-flogged topic
I just tire.
RomanceRe: What Are You Getting Your Girlfriend/wife On Val's Day? by Tymax(m): 8:37pm On Jan 08, 2015
Nothing like Val's day this year. Make everybody go vote.
PoliticsRe: MEND Leader, Henry Okah Was Paid To Assassinate Me - Jonathan by Tymax(m): 8:11pm On Jan 08, 2015
GEJ, the man who loves to cry about perceived enemies. Really! Isn't this too low?
RomanceRe: Em Guys Don Start Again O by Tymax(m): 10:02pm On Jan 07, 2015
Ladies, please be patriotic. grin Sacrifice your val treat for your country.
RomanceRe: This Thing Called Love by Tymax(m): 9:58pm On Jan 07, 2015
Nice. I like it. It's lively and I love the humor. grin
RomanceRe: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady... by Tymax(m): 9:36am On Jan 07, 2015
UchihaMadara:
Nna! You almost broke rule number 2.
Hehehe my brother you are right. grin
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Be Careful! See A Typical Case Of Lip Injection Gone Bad(photos) by Tymax(m): 9:30am On Jan 07, 2015
kilokeys:
lips of life...

she actually looks like a Simpson
grin
Lmao! So true.
RomanceRe: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady... by Tymax(m): 9:20am On Jan 07, 2015
MzNelly:
Too bad. embarassed
Lol. grin
RomanceRe: How A Girl Can Be High On The Marriage Market by Tymax(m): 8:44am On Jan 07, 2015
MizMyColi:
You know quite well the term isn't intended to make the woman look like a commodity of sorts.
That parlance was meant to extol her womanly virtues.
Lol. Funny enough "commodity" did not even cross my mind when I read the OP. No vex.

Good morning.
RomanceRe: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady... by Tymax(m): 8:33am On Jan 07, 2015
MzNelly:
Sunglasses inside your house? huh cheesy

You can't do any of the above? Mean say you haven't found the "presser" of your "mumu button." tongue grin
Lol. Somebody don spoil my mumu button. Thankfully, it's not working anymore. grin
RomanceRe: How A Girl Can Be High On The Marriage Market by Tymax(m): 8:30am On Jan 07, 2015
MizMyColi:
undecided
True na. Since men began to dance jigs to catch a woman's fancy; since women began to assume the title of "wife material"; since forever. Oya straight that face. grin
RomanceRe: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady... by Tymax(m): 8:24am On Jan 07, 2015
MzNelly:
Straight your face. undecided

Wrinkles is real. tongue
Lol. [Wears sunglasses like a don] cool Well, I can never do any of the above to please a woman. It's not my syle.
RomanceRe: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady... by Tymax(m): 8:20am On Jan 07, 2015
Richiy:
No let your head blow up o
Lol. When I saw that wonderful comment of yours, I considered giving you a blank cheque (to show my appreciation) but I remembered my account balance grin plus, christmas don pass.
RomanceRe: How A Girl Can Be High On The Marriage Market by Tymax(m): 8:16am On Jan 07, 2015
MizMyColi:
Oma se o sad

Marriage Market Kwa.

Since when naw?
Since time "imo river"


The first and foremost factor is "Good Character". Then culinary skills (very very important grin), values, education, beauty, humor, etc.
RomanceRe: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady... by Tymax(m): 8:09am On Jan 07, 2015
Richiy:
Most guys don't bad mouth other guys. They are more loyal than the girls.
That's right cool
RomanceRe: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady... by Tymax(m): 8:05am On Jan 07, 2015
MzNelly:
Especially the last point. angry

Forming "badoo" is a turn off!
And being badoo is...? angry
RomanceRe: Sweet Extras A Loving Wife Gives To Her Husband. by Tymax(m): 7:59am On Jan 07, 2015
emusmith:
If she is, will she be older than you?
She'd be perfect wink


[size=5]I don't date older ladies.[/size]
RomanceRe: Guys What Will You Do If This Guy Slaps Your Lovely Girlfriend(picture) by Tymax(m): 5:52am On Jan 07, 2015
Why would she look for big trouble like this? grin Well, I will forgive him and humbly take her home. Forgiveness is good for the soul.
RomanceRe: Sweet Extras A Loving Wife Gives To Her Husband. by Tymax(m): 4:51am On Jan 07, 2015
emusmith:
She is above 20...how old are you?
I assumed she'd be above 25.

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