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KissQ:
Lol...such no b only spiritual na mental! Wetin guys don see, tell me

See ehn, to be a man is not beans. Everyday you go out to work and you see ladies "dressed to kill" somebody. Why? You wan buy something for shoprite you will see them there as well, looking "dangerous". Even church sef. Make I no talk campus own.

Imagine these scenarios happening everyday for a year- that's a whole 365 days! Haba, we try.

One more thing: I'm not trying to endorse infidelity...

KissQ:
Lol! And d poor guy didn't av wat is called self control ryt?

Hmmm it may be spiritual...you know.

D tin wey guys eyes don see for dis life ehn.

beautycrush24:
I didnt have to do anything. He banged my besty and d stupid feelings disappeared

Eeya. She just had to seduce the poor guy.

If you know your parents will not change their minds, don't torture your partner any further; break up. Simple. If you go ahead and marry, you will successfully alienate your family.

Marriage should unite families not separate them.

If a lady takes a walk after being with a guy for a long time, he must not settle for less. The least he can do is to get someone a lot better: someone his ex can't hold a candle to.

mhyra:
how do you mean "snatched"?? like the guy was taken at gun point? He couldn't speak for himself? or it was a do or die affair. no offence meant, but if your boyfriend is snatched, you shouldn't blame the girl at all. blame the guy.. He is Not a baby to be tossed around. [size=15pt]REAL men Don't get snatched![/size]

Yeah. They get tired of rubbish and walk away.

I think it's an uncomfortable arrangement. Believe me, that pastor cannot like you.

lrguru:
please ı need your help
.
am cooking SPAGHETTI right now i have put
-sugar,
-palm oil
-TOP MILK
-okro
- bitter leaf and egg ....
.
What should I add again...?

Oya cut small yam. Strong abuja yam o.

Na wa o

lonngmann:
;DOp wants to teach us how to be romantic
bt we all knw dat
lets go shopping
send me ur account number
I want to spoil you today
Are words a lady cnt handle..especially when you mean it

Gbam

dorlapoh20:
which type: cote, shawa,stockfish agbodo, epia, panla. Name it

You mean say all dis fish dey dis house since and you dey do me like dis? A hungry man is a dulling man if you don't know.

ROZZAYY:
Isshdatso, meaning u will run abi*picks up my fone*

Lol. It's not like that naaa

I didn't say I will run. I'm only asking why.

dorlapoh20:
i laugh in french you are correct sha

Ehen! So, I'm waiting... Wia d fish?

Ladies and their sharp tongues. Why would she look for trouble? Why? Then she will expect guys to "chop" koboko on her behalf.

dorlapoh20:
Those who can be beat their wives to stupor if their food is delayed for one minute

That's terrible. However, if a woman knows her food won't be ready on time, make she kuku give am fried meat or fish (spiced one) or even chin chin to hold belle first. Abi?

Let me add one- The Abuser. He has a quick temper and will hit his woman almost everytime he is provoked.

Nice points though. A pity that ladies will throw away your advice if these guys are rich. Na den you go dey hear "love is patient".

dorlapoh20:
Dear God i know u do no evil. pls gimme better husband and not any of those on the list amen

@op what about FOOD HUSBAND

What do u mean by Food Husband?

dorlapoh20:
pounded yam with water right? lemme got get that.

Lol. Nice one.

Waiter! Abeg sama dis OP 2 bottles.








Word.

dorlapoh20:
see confirm naija boy. Wetin u want chop

Nothing much. Just pounded yam. Dazzall

dorlapoh20:
ha ha ha that got me laughing
lemme go back to my sleep then

Madam Wait. Come back here. [Drags her] Our breakfast nko? You no go cook something for boys? You wan make I burn rice today again?

dorlapoh20:
u just described my dream man.
Where is he?

In your dreams na.

Fishy story. Na girls dey do dis kind tin.

I don't need to explain how ridiculous it is.

One million what?

For N1 million I probably won't..... But for $1 million...

Come on! Devil can use somebody.

We dey o. We get association sef.



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cromz:
but before we started dating she was showing green lights even though she's kinda shy

Bro, I understand. It's the "commitment" part of the relationship that she is running away from. Please don't keep breaking your heart over a girl who is not terrified to lose you.

Tell her you want to take a break cos you feel drained. Watch her reaction. I'm sure she wouldn't panic. She would even be relieved that you are suggesting it and not her.

Tallesty1:
Service!

Gimme one bottle and collect money from Tymax.


Goodevening Nnam

Wait,.... wait. I didn't say I will be paying for the Pammy na.

Good evening bro.

Hmmm. Bro, she is "forcing" herself to "love" you back. Save yourself the heartbreak and call it off.

Introduce the idea and you'll see that she won't object to a break.

Tallesty1:
Must you announce it?

One bottle of Pammy for you!

What?! You are sad? For what? Abeg let her go. There are better ladies around you jare. It's good that she left this early. Look on the bright side. There are 364 days left in 2015 to enjoy with reasonable ladies.

Even with all these obvious signs some ladies will still deny having feelings. Why must you "form"? Why?