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RomanceRe: 12 Wrong Things Girls Check Before Marrying A Guy. by Tymax(m):
Hmmm. An age of skewed exchange. The reasoning of many ladies on this thread betrays bad economics.

I don't see a man of means cherishing a woman of avarice and vanity. Sadly, she must settle for a role similar to that of the tapestries in his house. grin

Her worth is ornamental and nothing more; since she proves herself to be a liability.

...Fat account my behind.
RomanceRe: A Letter To Single Guys by Tymax(m): 6:41pm On Oct 17, 2014
The OP gave me pause. Very valuable words.
RomanceRe: Guys!what Physical Features Turns You Off In A Lady? by Tymax(m): 6:35pm On Oct 17, 2014
Yam leg angry
Muscular arms
RomanceRe: re:Have I Asked For Much ? by Tymax(m): 3:13pm On Oct 17, 2014
Nielbaba:
maybe ..she always swear wit her life dat she never had any one im her first man evenatimes dat i jokingly discharge her like sayin wen will she get married now she will say me dey try discharge her abi say na lie say she no dey leave ooo.even just ladt week she used our pic as dp n said dats my boo incase u dnt know wish she neva did for d past five years ..... n weneva she misbehaves n within me im like free dis girl i swear na dat nyt she go call pleading dat shess sorry bla bla bla grin woman hmmmmmmn
grin grin Dis babe wan scatter ya head sha.

Women can defeat logic, I swear. grin
RomanceRe: Guys Only! Has This Happened To You Before? by Tymax(m): 1:24pm On Oct 17, 2014
Eeeya. Quite embarrassing.
RomanceRe: re:Have I Asked For Much ? by Tymax(m):
She has left you. I can bet that she already has a replacement for u.

You haven't asked for too much but there are times when you just have to let some people make their own mistakes.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Nag Alot And Im Tired Of Her by Tymax(m): 7:47am On Oct 17, 2014
fruityjojo:
Ayam tired. I didn't sleep well angry
Awww. Me too.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Nag Alot And Im Tired Of Her by Tymax(m): 7:38am On Oct 17, 2014
fruityjojo:
You are Sick! She is the cause of your cheating abi!? Then y are u still wasting her time? Time she would have used to move on & start preparing for someone more deserving cry
cheesy cheesy
You dey vex o
RomanceRe: No Fine Girl Has Ever Agree To Date Me by Tymax(m): 7:29am On Oct 17, 2014
Hmmm! Highlay spirishual.
RomanceRe: Am I Too Old For Him? by Tymax(m): 6:44am On Oct 17, 2014
3cycle:
Kill yourself then angry
Grabs knife
Beg me before I hurt myself angry
SportsRe: We Sacked Keshi To Save His Life – NFF by Tymax(m): 6:37am On Oct 17, 2014
Imagine the excuse. To save his life? cheesy

"Keshi was on a losing streak so we sacked him." Now that's a better statement that the flimsy excuse.

Amodu is the wrong man for the job. How many times would NFF sack that guy before he retires from coaching?
FamilyRe: (need Answers)would You Prefer A Spouse Who Loves You Or A Spouse Who.... by Tymax(m): 12:52am On Oct 17, 2014
I don't need any drama. Going for the dutiful one. A man needs peace in his home.
FamilyRe: In This Temptation.what Will You Do? by Tymax(m): 12:49am On Oct 17, 2014
After the wedding na to fly straight. With the tuxedo and every every. Men! The tension will be too much.
RomanceRe: Asking A Girl Out:101 by Tymax(m): 11:16pm On Oct 16, 2014
Learn to flatter women. They cannot resist a well phrased compliment.

If you notice a new hairdo, tell her the style suits her perfectly. Check out her eyes, smile even her voice. Say something nice about her colours. Smile while you are at it. grin Women are natural but mild narcissists. Feed their vanity bro.

Make sure your compliments are truthful and not made up. A woman would always prefer the company of a man who makes her feel good about herself. Don't over do it though. You wouldn't need to tell her you like her. She will glean that info from your conversation.

Don't talk about her figure for now. Save it for next time.
RomanceRe: Your Kind Of Lady by Tymax(m): 11:00pm On Oct 16, 2014
Average height
Sense of humour
Intelligent
Forgiving
Excellent cook
Lovely speech voice (slightly cracked)
Good singer
Natural Hair (Many gals fall short grin)
Good dress-sense (not slutty)
Beautiful
RomanceRe: Has A Woman Or A Man Can You Marrie A Person From Another Tribe? by Tymax(m): 10:45pm On Oct 16, 2014
Toyozzie:
sure.....if he can spell "marry" cheesy
Falls from palm tree cheesy
RomanceRe: 5 Shocking Secrets Women Never Tell Their Men by Tymax(m): 10:42pm On Oct 16, 2014
These fickle ladies of nowadays? Part of decision making process? Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa..Ɨƚa.. cheesy That means no decision will ever be made.
RomanceRe: Am I Too Old For Him? by Tymax(m): 10:37pm On Oct 16, 2014
Wait o! This is double dating na!

If na guy post this tin, una go dey criticize am. Na wa o. See double standard of NL critics. Especially that 3cycle lady.

Well, OP you are not too old for him. He may be 25 but when a man decides on his woman that decision is solid. Go for the younger guy and don't wait on that guy abroad who doesn't have your time.
RomanceRe: Can U Fart In The Presence Of Your Bf/gf. Or Hubby. by Tymax(m): 8:00pm On Oct 16, 2014
RomanceRe: CONFESSIONS: Let It Out! by Tymax(m): 7:16pm On Oct 16, 2014
This troll na guy.
RomanceRe: Should I Agree With Him? by Tymax(m): 3:31pm On Oct 16, 2014
Look at your mouth like "MUST".
RomanceRe: Expectations When Visiting A Guy!! by Tymax(m): 3:12pm On Oct 16, 2014
All the ladies are suddenly modest today. Who are you deceiving?
HealthRe: Health Workers Begin Indefinite Strike Today by Tymax(m): 11:19am On Oct 16, 2014
Nigerian Government making empty promises as usual. Health workers asking for more money and extension of retirement age. What is a 70 year old doing at work?

Let's see how long this one will last before the government bribes key officers to end the strike without resolving the issues.
RomanceRe: Helping A Lady Carry Her Bag While Her Hands Are Free. What Your Take? by Tymax(m): 10:46am On Oct 16, 2014
Whaaaaat?! angry After spending my money to buy the bag plus the stuff in it? Walking behind? angry whaaat?!

If and only if she's my pregnant wife. grin
RomanceRe: My Ideal Wife Spec. by Tymax(m): 10:15am On Oct 16, 2014
My own spec is not too much.

Legs: Slighty bow-legged, radius of curvature = 1.5m or greater

Hair: Naturally long. Shortest strand should be 55cm

Academic\Professional Qualification: Masters (MBA is added advantage) grin

Vocal abilities: Modal range should be from G2 to at least F4. Ability to hit whistle register is added advantage. Coloratura technique will encourage me as well. Tone deaf ladies need not apply.

I.Q: 130 or higher. Not negotiable. angry

Culinary Skill: Must be proficient in all native soups from the SW and SS of Nigeria. Must be able to pound yam with speed (as e dey hot) grin Must be an accomplished baker. Must be skilled in grills and roasts. grin Very important.

I know there are ladies who more than meet up. PM let's hook up. grin
RomanceRe: Where Or How Did You Meet Your Present Girlfriend/boyfriend? by Tymax(m): 9:44am On Oct 16, 2014
temigracie:
hehehehehehe.....


Playing tenten abi??
Playing mommy and daddy. grin
RomanceRe: Some Girls Appear To Look Beautiful Until... by Tymax(m): 9:42am On Oct 16, 2014
Rocktation:
Some girls appear to look beautiful...
OP, shouldn't you be listening to yourself?
Touché
RomanceRe: Where Or How Did You Meet Your Present Girlfriend/boyfriend? by Tymax(m): 9:28am On Oct 16, 2014
Under the mango tree
RomanceRe: Ladies, How U Detect A Player, What R Ur Observations? by Tymax(m): 8:52am On Oct 16, 2014
temigracie:
...Sensing a player is quite easy, if and only if you are not carried away by their sweet talks.....
For you mind now you be detective, abi?

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